-Pirahnas in the swimming pool
-The surprise impalement
-The eye stabber-outter microscope
-The Carbon Monoxide scuba tank
-Explosive fireplace logs
-Knock on your neighbor's door and shoot him in the head
-The hidden toaster in the bathtub
-The "Hey, look over there" beating
-The old "rusty razor blade in the yogurt" joke
-The old "swarm of bees in the mail" joke
-The hidden rat poison in your milk and cookies 
-The "Hey, I just burned your house down and killed your family" joke
-The old "dress up as the devil and tell your friend to kill his whole family      and bring back their heads in a duffel bag" joke
-The bookbag-parachute switcharoo
-The surprise E. Coli burger
-Knife-in-a-box
-The old "put a plastic bag over your friend's head" joke
-The old "call the cops and have them come over and beat your friend    down" joke
-The good old "porcupine in the pants" joke
-The "set your up on a blind date with Laura Rein" joke
-The "push your friend into a speeding bus" joke
-The "Hey, i just raped raped your mother and kidnapped your sister" joke
-The glass of lemonade-glass of urine switcharoo