-Taco Bell
-Big fat curves on math tests
-See through clothing on women
-Naked Thursday
-2 grilled cheeses instead of 1
-Hot naked chicks
-Laziness
-****Girls on cold days****
-Lockers that don't smell like dead animals
-Girls going commando
-Sharpies
-Good/Bad Lists
-Blind substitutes
-Hannah dancing
-Spelling wordz rong
-Evan Most
-*Mathletes*
-Mexican Lawnmowers
-Peepholes to the girl's locker room
-Dart hockey
-Violence
-Tight clothing on women
-Wet T-Shirt contests
-Juggling
-Turkey Bacon
-The word "onomatopeia"
-Andrew's mom's sandwiches
-The words "Mother Trucker"
-The Math Stick
-Knowing the fact that you have seen the Good/Bad list
-Soap
-Bathing
-Bi-Girls
-Pocket sized Pringle Cans
-A million dollars
-Doc Martens
-Nasty, disgusting, smelly hats
-Nasty, disgusting, smelly farts
-Flying squirrels
-Rumplestilskin
-Misspelling Rumplestilskinn
-1 hour and 10 minutes after Taco Bell
-Monkeys on typewriters
-Getting free sundaes on your birthday at Applebee's
-Inflatable Jar-Jar chairs
-Playing the penis game in a movie theatre
-Class trips to Mongolia
-Impaling Furby's
-Evan Most (in case you forgot from the first time you read it)
-Wendy's
-Stacker 3
-The Slut Arrow
-Skittles in a water bottle
-The Self Satisfying Hydroelectric Conciousness Project
-Big bags of money
-Sluts
-Bumper cars
-Playing bumper cars with real cars
-Rugby on the road
-Throwing Bagels
-Underwater Tennis
-Explosive Household pets
-Guns
-Porn
-The names Dweezil, Ahmet, and Moon Unit Zappa
-Good Cop, Bad Cop, Retarded Cop
-Finding out you can't spell retarded
-Realizing that getting a tube stuck up your nose is better than certain other places
-Futureman