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My God can beat up your God!

Don't make me send my flying monkeys!

The only good clown is a dead clown

Don't provoke the crazy person.

Even my imaginary friends don't like me.

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. I see my work here is done.

Oh crap. You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?

Doesn't play well with others.

Sorry, was I screaming again?

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Runs With Scissors

Looking forward to regretting it.

I did a bad thing

Normal people scare me.

I have imaginary friends.

FREAK



















I'm psycho...

Simply Misunderstood.

MORBID

Hi, I don't care, thanks.

WARNING: Hanging around this person will greatly damage your reputation

I'm sorry, were you saying something? No, I didn't think so.

Heaven didn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over

Don't get it? Just smile and nod. You won't look any more an idiot than you already are

Least favorite food: Rice. Brother-in-law: Rice. Coincidence? I think not.

Watch it! Goth chick coming through!

If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you.

My reality check bounced.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

There's MY Side... And The WRONG Side

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed.