Bill

the

Breeze

Block

INTERVIEW: What's the life of a typical breeze block in Goodricke C?

Question: hello Bill, thanks for doing this interview with us.  There's one question on everybody's minds right now: where do your farts go?

Bill: Stinky poo poo stinky

Question: So your living in a room with an American, have you ever done that before?

Bill: Well I mean yes and no really.  As in stinky yes and stinky no.  Was it not a famous breeze block who said that breeze is a sign of true character, its what seperates us breeze blocks from mere inanimate objects.  I mean this issue is one which I have pondered upon to great lenths while I sit here for hours on end, yes I may not have arms and legs, I may not be able to drink tea, but is there any stinky difference between you and me?  WELLL IS THERE?

Question: Does he piss in the sink?

Bill: Well I mean quite frankly, that is a question to which there is only one answer.  Now how we look this issue is another matter.  Stinky poo?

Question: Have you ever been paid for sex?

Bill: Well I mean I'm always open to experimentation, I would be gratefull in fact if someone paid me for such enjoyment.  I don't accept credit cards however, only checks.  Stinky poo?

Question: Have you ever been mollested by other breeze blocks?

Bill: Well, there was the incident in '52 when I was stuck next a real twat.  I was luckily able to make a stinky poo.

Question: SO, DO YOU LIKE SUGAR PUFFS EHHHHH????????

Bill: NO, NOT THE HONEY MONSTER, IT CANT BE!!!!