This is the page that tells people about the site, in case they need a special page to tell their special needs ass what it's about. You can say this is a web site's equivalent to a building's wheelchair access ramp.

I want to be famous when I grow up. I realize that I'm not the only one who has this goal, and that the road to popularity is filled with competition and obstacles. Living in a place called NB, Canada is one of these obstacles since nothing considered cool ever comes this way. To become famous, I would have to move to a place like NY, Los Angeles, Toronto, or any other big-ass place that is also filled with people who want to steal my spotlight. It's a lose/lose situation. Or is it?

Enter: The Internet.

The Internet is a very special thing; it can give a voice to people who wouldn't have a chance in hell of being heard otherwise. It can make an average Joe Nobody look like someone important. It can make horny males from 12 to 79 appear to be PlayGirl models regardless of their weight, height, or however many pimples they have on their asses. It can be a magical shield that puts thousands of miles between the fist of a college football player and a fourteen year old nerd's face as they argue on Battle.net. If you have something great and/or impossible in mind, the Internet can probably make it happen, making me popular included.

First, a bit about me: I have always been living in a fantasy land filled with movie characters, made up creatures, and imaginary friends. This can be blamed on reality because if it was more fun, I wouldn't have to use these extreme measures to make every day of my life not suck. The goal of Goxoffice.net is to infect the internet populace with my, ehhh "charm" all the while making myself more visible to the world. Once I become popular, I may be able to get that contract with the WWE I've always wanted, or a lot of money!

Name: Gorax Mog (AKA: 'Rax, Gox, Gorax the Great)
Birth date: June 4, 1982
Likes: Internet, Diablo 2, AVP2, money, reading, writing, movies, drawing.
Dislikes: People who use my name, Pop-up ads, discrimination, people who lack common sense, not realizing food is rotten until after it's in my mouth, sex/love/relationships, and rapists should be skinned and bathed in vinegar.
Used Mog for a last name before playing a Final Fantasy game: Yes.

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