Once there was a duck named Phuc Yu. Yes, you heard me right. Phuc Yu. Phuc Yu was a nice, little duck and would have had a good, pleasant life. But that was not so. You see, Phuc Yu had a pretty bad reputation in the local community And this was because of a misunderstanding every time Phuc Yu spoke in a conversation. Here's how one of the conversations would go:

Passerby: Hello, What's your name?

Phuc Yu: Phuc Yu.

Passerby: What did you say?!?

Phuc Yu: I said Phuc Yu.

Passerby: Oh that's it. You asked for it!!...

And if the Passerby was a male, he'd beat the crap out of him. And if the passerby was a she, she'd slap him silly. Phuc Yu never understood why people would slap him or beat the crap out of him whenever he said his name. Because of all these misunderstandings, Phuc Yu lived in isolation. Everyone in the community teased him and rejected him. Fortunately, Phuc Yu had a lawyer. And this lawyer had handled cases like this one before. Well, the lawyer soon found out about the situation and decided to help Phuc Yu sue the jerk who was responsible for this ...the infamous One Namer. Yes , the One Namer. The One Namer had been sued for bad naming many times in the past. Well, the lawyer called the One Namer.

Lawyer: Hello? Is this the One Namer?

One Namer: Yep, that's me!

Lawyer: I'm suing you for giving somebody a bad name. This has caused pain and suffering-

One Namer: Hey! Where have I heard your voice before?

Lawyer: That's not important.

One Namer: Okay, okay. How much are you suing me for?

Lawyer: Hold on. Let me get my calculator.

One Namer: Oh boy.

Lawyer: Okay. Isolation. DOOT DOOT DOOT. Rejection. DOOT DOOT. Constant Teasing. DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT...

One Namer: Well?!?

Lawyer: ...Suffering. DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT. Confusion. DOOT DOOT. Pain. DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT.

One Namer: Well?!? I don't have all day!

Lawyer: Six dollars. See you in court tomorrow.

One Namer: No!!! Where am I going to get six dollars in one day?

Well, the One Namer owed six dollars and the One Namer was already deep in debt. So what will happen to the One Namer and will the debts ever be paid? We'll never know.