More Random Quotes

"Today is a gift, because it is the present"                                        -I don't know

"You may delay, but time will not"                              -Ben Franklin

"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently"                                                                                   -Anon

"Fortune knocks but once, misfortune has much more patience"                                                                 -Laurence J. Peter

"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem"                                                                                                                               -Theodore Rubin

"True friends stab you in the front"                                -Oscar Wilde

"When i find myself fading, i dose my eyes and realize my friends are my energy."                                                                                                             -Anon

"Nobody cares if you are miserable, so you might as well be happy."                                                                            -Cynthia Nelms

"Be happy while you are living, for you are a long time dead."                                                              -Scottish Proverb

"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are all messed up."                                                                                    -Anon

"Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive."                                                                       -Warren Miller

Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly."                                                                                 -U. Peter

"The art of love. . . is largely the art of persistance."                                                           -Albert Ellis

"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul."                                                                                                                                          -Not sure

"I try to take one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked me at once."

"When you kill time, remember that it has no resurrection."

"Life is like a gorilla. You don't stop when you get tired, you stop when the gorilla gets tired."

"If im not aware of my character defects, they don't count."

"The topic is "living in the now?" I used to live in the now when I was drinking--as in "lets go get drunk right NOW"

"Lead us not into temptation.  I can find it myself"

"There is pain in recovery. Misery is optional"

"I have a built-in forgetter.  My mind is like a Home Depot store.  Everything's in there.  I just can'y find it."

"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

"Please be patient -- God isn't finished with me yet"

"If you keep one foot in yesturday and one foot in tomorrow, you're just pissing all over today."

"I don't always know what God's will is for me, but i always know what it's not."

"If you don't deal with your feelings, they'll deal with you."

"I was amazed at how good orange juice tasted without the vodka"

"If you think it's lonely at the top, it's not too much fuckin' better at the bottom."

"If my brain didn't need me for transportation, it would have killed me a long time ago."

"God grant me patience. Right now."