Smokin' Tailpipe Action
Anal Vineyard |
FUFBOHGDS |
| Grapes of wrath dangling forth Swaying with the guteral gas They'll make ya piss give the pushies a miss it's standing room only cos your backdoors bulging positvely dodgey!! Can you take the strain can you feel the pain - standing room only... Ripe for harvest sittings the hardest Nuthin' like fruit for lunch... Anal vineyard - can you take the strain Anal vinyard - can you feel the pain. | On your knees please Don't want no fleas or Doggy Disease no canine dickcheese You bend over & I'll be Rover And give this dog a fucken bone Better be no rabies baby Doggy Whimper Doggy Moan. |
Bow Wow Chow |
Gettin' Vizy With It |
| Dog meat, Delectable treat Was once a stray in the street The old faithful family pet Has never tasted this good yet A suss scene in the wok Canine stiff hangs from the hook If we only knew the full story What happened to Rover, The details gory In the cool room the carcasses sway To end up as Chow Mein or Satay The old faithful family pet Has never tasted this good yet Sweet & Sour Alsatian served up with rice A tasty Din-Dins which most think is nice If we only knew the full story What happened to Rover-The details are gory ...And with a dash of soy... | Terry Fuckwit ain't got a clue Fat slags - They'll do you Nobby's piles coppin'stick piles defiled Roger Mellie the man on the telly Biffa Bacon fillin' in all and sundry Buster Gonad & His huge nads Sid Sexist - Tits out for the lads Spoilt Bastard Fucking ME! ME! ME! Big Vern "No bastard coppers gonna take me" Norbert Colon tight as a gnats chuff Johnny Fartpants as the boy with the Golden Guff.... |
ChocAHolic |
Y.M.C.S |
| Degradation the name of this game Freckle terror I've got no shame Choc it up - Lovin the muck Choc 'em up - Bathed in brown So pucker up and lose the frown Humiliation Depravation Exhiliration Degradation 'Cos im' a choc shit lover in the heat of the night baby!! I'm the meister of scheister, proud of the brown So look out when the shit comes down I'm the meister of scheister, proud of the brown So take cover when the shit comes running down Choc 'em up - bathed in brown Pucker up & lose the frown Sight & smell turns me into lovesick fool Look out girlies 'cos here come the whirlies!!! Copraphilia - the love of shit Chocaholic - never seen something so sick. | YOUR MUMS CUNT STINKS Whats that smell that lingers on your breath? A putrid decay that smells like fish death Theres no chance to come back once you hear the words That your Mums cunt stinks worse than dog turds A short sharp phrase said tongue in cheek But you can't help it if her orifice reeks I can smell you coming from a mile away When you've had your face buried between Her legs all day... No smell is worse than your old lady's front bum You're breath full of vaginal decay. |
Spicy Skin Free |
StuntCock |
| Posh, Ginger - We wanna get witchya Sporty, Scary - Show us ya hairy axewound Baby - Dont give us a maybe SLURRY!!! Spicy Skin Free My Crank Will Be It's a Spice Rack Attack There's no holding back Up to our nuts in Spicy guts We'd like to have a crack at that A 15 hole golf course The Woodies are out A ball clappin' frenzy Posh cheeks will pout Spicy Skin Free My Crank Will Be. | Weary Wing Wang has lost his way Been doing push ups for most of the day Out of juice and coughing up air Call in for back-ups now dont depair He is long He is strong Count on him when the hard jobs on In the face, Between the mounds Up the arse - StuntCock pounds He's dishin out all the good lovin' 'Cos hes the man, the one who's chubbin He's pounding flute & smashing hoop It's another scene another shoot A stiff richard is what is required A big wad of love gravy is what is desired Helmet on & He's fully primed It's StuntCock baby! Get ready for showtime He is long, He is strong And he's bound to get the friction on In the face between the mounds Up the arse the stuntcock pounds He's dishing out all the good & lovin' Cos he's the man, he's the one who's chubbin' He's pounding flute and smashing hoop It's another scene another shoot Stuntcock, Hard as a fucken rock Stuntcock, Go for the money shot Stuntcock, Go for the splash shot Stuntcock, Hit her with your best shot. |