Bio-Roll
The Current Line-Up.
Scott Roll - Extreme Bass Vibrations, Head Bee Kepper, Cheese Tycoon
Simon Zombie Roll - Extremely Bad Guitars, Scorpion Wrestling, Insanity
Mark the Gimmick - Cheesy Keyboards, Banshee like Screeching, Teeny Bopper
Who Knows - Drums, Crapsteaks, Dumbarse, Punching Bag
The StingRoll Story
After various turn downs from Scott and Simon's advances on women they
decided the best plan of action was to start a really bad metal band in the
hope they might be able to score with some groupies.
After years of piss, farting about they decided to get off their arses
and sort it out but the first point of business was to find some sort of
mascot / gimmick in order to give the band an image (coz we all know its
about the bands image not about the music e.g. Wankin Park). So they
enlisted the help of Mark to help with their plan.
Together these members of StingRoll broke into Underwater World
and stole a huge fuckin Stingray from one of their tanks. They swiftly
tucked it under their shirt and made a hastey exit and drove off with
the Stingray flappin about in the front seat. Of course they got caught
and were sent to jail for 20 years.
Now that they are out on probation they have decided to continue
with the StingRoll legacy and keep with the band. They are now hard at work
recording their 18th demo tape and 5th album and although no one has heard
their earlier stuff they are bound to make it big.
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