You obviosly dont UNDERSTAND zork if you think we care
at all about whether our page sucks. We are pleased
that it sucks. We spent about 2 days making it. This
means that we havent spent weeks sitting at our
computers making a page about a computer game 'clan'.
That last email was funny. I attached a humourous wav
file for no apparent reason. I hope zork is the worst
clan page. I would be honoured.
WHAT THE FUCK IS RCON
If you think were worried about putting 300kb pictures
on the page, im not. I expect everyone to have cable.
It all adds to the effect of this awesome site. I
looked at that LD site. It soooo shit. You cant even
read anything. Our site has a simple interface, so as
anyone can use it. It doesnt require any shit like
Flash5 and stuff. That site must have taken a lot of
nerds to make. Its to fancy for my likings.
How much would banning me from Paradise effect me?
None at all. I WOULD PLAY A DIFFERENT SERVER. Or i
wouldnt play at all, i wouldnt care cause i dont
depend on that game like most of those people do.
Well if you havent seen the page for a couple of
weeks, its probably improved, but im sure it still
wouldnt be up to nerd standard.
Us zork members dont use BOTs or scripts cause we
wouldnt know where to start to get one, and we couldnt
be bothered, and it would be 'bad', and it would take
some of the satisfaction away from killing nerds. Zork
just dont mind people that do these unless they kill
us.
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