"If you suck, why take the game seriously?" - Gortron


I, Gortron (also known as 'The chosen ZoRk, or 'Number 1'), would firstly like to say that Action Quake 2 pisses me off. I die all the time and i suck. If i took this game seriously, it would not enjoy it at all becuase i would be in rage. So i dedicate my time when playing, to pissing of people, who i think, are gay nerds who take the game too seriously. I think spam (as the nerds like to call it), is good, it really gets your point known. I first thought up the names 'Gortron' and 'ZoRk' about a year and a half ago, when i was binding keys for Quake 2 when i used to play it so long ago. I was trying to think up the nerdiest names for a name and a clan, when it hit me... At that moment i binded a message, and that marked the beginning of Gortron and Zork. The message was...

'My name is Gortron: Leader of the Zorks'


This message aimed at mocking all the nerds who were going around with nerdy names and gay clans. My technique worked, and i now have many pissed off many people people, and they are now my enemies (in other words - faggots). I dont care what other q2 players think of me and my group 'ZoRk', because i think that if they take it seriously, they are GAY. If you ever see me play, you notice that if ever a sniper kills me, i will reply repeatedly 'Snipers are gay'. They really piss me off. Players that are good snipers, obviously play the game too much and never get out of their very large chairs. If you want me to not piss you off and mock you, just repeatedly message 'zork' many times, or add zork to the end of your name.


The guitar on the left is mine,
The guitar on the right is not mine

As divine leader of the ZoRk rebellion (nerd interpretation), i am glad that ZoRk has really picked up. More and more people are joining zork and therefore have escaped nerdism. These people will live a happy, prosperous lives. I congradulate these people for making the right choise. People that join ZoRk never knew they could have so many nnerd enemies. Nerd enemies are not like normal enemies. They are socially impaired. and stupid. Not stupid on computers, but stupid in REAL LIFE. Real life is a difficult thing for nerds to understand. They are afraid of this. Real life includes chicks, alcohol, and cigarettes. ZoRk members prefer real life, and usually only play computer games when boredom is at a high, or when their last night's activities have left them with a headache. So, just to sum up, id like to say 'zork', and even if zorks loose or die, they have still won the fight mentally,

Signed,

Gortron (Leader of the ZoRks)






P.S. - Is life getting you down, then you need a new religion. Go to

The Phuong Site

(Highly recommended by Gortron).