What is ZoRk?

ZoRk is an group of people that play action quake 2. Our mission is many things, because there is a lot of things wrong with aq2. Firstly, we are aware that there are a lot of gay nerds playing the game. These people piss us off. We want to kill them. Gay nerds are easily detected using zork's criteria:
1. Nerds use shortened gay messages. For example: LOL, ROFL, FFS, OMG, SPAM, FU, U, UR, L8R, BRB, and there are many more that i have forgotton. These look and are gay. Most of the even have stupid meanings.
2. Nerds take clans and wars seriously. True nerds really think that they are in a real clan, and are having a real war. But in reality, they are sitting on their fat arse playing computer.
3. Nerds get mad at people for doing stuff like 'SPAM', 'Scripting', 'BOTS', and 'CAMPING'. A true zork only hates these people if the get killed regularly by someone that are doing these things. True ZoRk members DO NOT get mad at people that are doing these if the person is on their team, of they are not getting killed regularly by that person.
4. If you are a true ZoRk, you will easily be able to pick a nerd by using your 'ZoRk Force' (nerd interpretation).
5. Anyone that says 'lamer' at all is a nerd. Lamer is the gayest, nerdiest word ive ever heard.
6. Nerds sound like nerds. If you want to hear what nerds sound like, download a file of Nerds Talking
6.Anyone who looks anything like this guy is a nerd:

Note: Anyone (like the fags on out enemies page) that call zork shit or gay, is gay themselves.


Why join ZoRk?

Zork members can have fun playing, even if they suck. We feel that if you suck, its good. If you are good at playing, then you are a credit to the ZoRk allience (nerd interpretation). ZoRk members have fun by getting as many nerd enemies as possible. This can be enjoying and entertaining, by hearing nerd combacks like 'Oh yeah?' and 'Ur gay'. These are pretty pathetic comebacks.


How do ZoRk members piss off nerds so much?

Simple. Nerds get really pissed off by accusing them of being a BOT, a CAMPER, a SCRIPT USER, or a CHEATER. They cant stand it when we do this. Also, nerds believe that SPAM is bad. Thats why we repeatedly message 'zork', or something along those lines. One more way is to tell nerds that they are in ZoRk. This insults them and they get reaslly pissed off. So, if for example their name was 'Antrax', you would message: 'Hi Antrax ZoRk'. They would reply with 'Fuck off im not in zork'. Your reply 'yes you are', etc.


How do you join ZoRk?

Also simple. You can either email us at gortronzork@yahoo.com.au, post in the forum (recommended), or you can ask Gortron while playing (gorton usually plays in the optus and labyrinth servers). You only have to pass this quick test.
1. You must not be either gay or a nerd.
2. You would quit out of zork if kicked with no problems.
3. You have to be the 'spamming' zork type.
4. ZoRk members must like alcohol (cigarettes and chuff optional)
5. You must give full respect to ZoRk members who are superior to you. You can tell who is superior by looking at out hierarchy page (if you are not there and youre in zork, then your somewhere between owner and cyrix)


ZoRk's Interpretations for nerd words:

Note to Nerds: 1. Those chicks arent REAL
2. That pentium 3 TV ad is NOT funny

BRB - Be right back
LOL - Laugh out loud (STUPID) (could also be Lots of laughs but its still stupid)
ROFL - Rolling on the floor laughing (ALSO STUPID)
FFS - For fucks sake (nerds trying to be hardcore)
OMG - Oh my god (sounds like what my sister says)
SPAM - ???????????????
FU - Fuck you
U - You
UR - Your
L8R - See you later
CYA - Also See you later (This is OK if said 'seeya')
OMFG - Oh my fucking god (nerds trying to be hardcore again)
:) - ???????????
:P - ?????????????
:D - ??????????????
BS - Bull shit
PPL - People
lpb - Low ping bastard (ping is the speed of your connection - nerds get pissed off when yours is lower than theirs)
BTW - By the way
ph33r - 'fear' (for some reason nerds take the time to write a word that is longer than the word 'fear', and is also harder to interpret)
l337 - 'elite' (this is just fucking stupid, why dont these dickheads at least make up words that people can read)
ghey - gay (FUCKING HELL. these stupid messages just keep on coming. yet another word that is longer that the real word)
newbie - A new player (this according to the nerds is an insult if you are a new player. I dont see whats so bad about being a new player. and cant they think of a word that doesnt sound so gay?)
Lamer Lame Lamo - A nerd who thinks something is 'lame'. Generally nerds think that using any weapon other than a sniper rifle is lame. thats nerds for ya
Fucktard - AHAHAHAHHAHA god that is funny. some guy called me a 'fucktard'. what a nerd. well i dont really get what this means. maybe something between retard and fuckwit or something, damn nerds
wtf - what the fuck (hardcore nerds)