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N		 This is a small dedication to our favorite Shaman Monkey, Rafiki. Why is he our favorite? Because he's the only one, that's why! But why to the stupid shaman monkey, above all people?
Because he's stupid!
'nuff said.
Shaman Monky is:
Rafaiki, an odd Shaman/Medicine man type monkey from the Lion King movies.
Shaman Monkey Trivia:
"Rafiki" means friend is an african language.
Shaman Monkey Quotes:
"You are a baboon...and I am not!"
(Why do I say that all the time?)
WHACK!!!
"Ow!! What was that for!?"
"Eet doesn't mattah! Eet's in de past!"
"But it still hurts!"
"Yes, de past can hurt, but you can run from eet, or learn from eet."
SWOOSH!
"See? You getting bettah! Now what are you going to do?"
"First of all, i'm going to take your stick..."
"HEYWHATAREYOUDOING-GO ON! GET OUT OF HERE!! HA HA!! WOOO!!!! eh."
He's azeycray I tell ye!
That is all. Goo'bye.
Arr, I tae kwan do monkey! HYA!
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