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~This is the legend of the liquid in the pen. One day, there was a glassmaker who made two large, hollow glass spheres, each able to fit two average-sized men. The sand that the glassmaker formed them from were from a beach where many magical seagulls loosened their loads before heading off to the tourist trap of Orlando, Flordida. This caused the crappily-made spheres to acquire some of the magical powers of the magical seagulls. Once the spheres had cooled, he decided to celebrate by inviting three of his friends---Bob Bobson, Bill Williams, and Rob Robertson---to his house for a party in the spheres. Being the intelligent college graduates that they all were, they entered and sealed the spheres, and rolled down into an ocean trench. Several centuries later, an exploration team discovered the two spheres. The magic force of the spheres did not like Bob, Bill, Rob, or the glassmaker, so it had turned them into a red fluid. Over time, the two spheres had shrunk and fused together due to the pressure of the water. The captain of the exploration team examined the two connected spheres and thought that they seemed lonely, so he sent them to a Taiwan pen manufacturer to attach a pen to them. The president of the company thought they were pretty nifty, and made copies of them. If you happen to buy one, and notice the fluid moves to the upper sphere when you hold the lower one, that is because the fluid contains the DNA of Bob, Bill, Rob, and the glassmaker. They had developed a genetic grudge against people in general, and walk (or flow) away when you try to touch them.~

~BUS DRIVER

a little kid wals into a city bus and sits down right behind the driver. he starts saying real loud, "if my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, id be a little bull" he does it for a long time going on and on. "if my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, id be a little elephant" the bus driver started to get annoyed and a little angry so he asked the kid, " what if your dad was a bastard and your mom was a prostitute?" the kid replies with a smirk on his face, "id be a bus driver!"

~A STRANGER

A man and a women happened to sit next to each other on a train. the women took out a book and began reading. the train stopped at a half a dozen stations, but she never looked up once. the man watched her for a while then asked, "what are you reading?" "its a ghost story", said the women."its very good, very spooky" "do you believe in ghosts?" he asked. "yes i do" she replied "there are ghosts everywhere". "i dont believe in them", he said, "its just a bunch of superstition. in all of my years i have never seen a ghost, not one!" "havent you?" the women asked, and she vanished!~

~IS SOMETHING WRONG

A car broke down in the middle of the night way out in the country. the driver remembered passing and empty house a few minutes earlier. "i'll stay there" he thought "at least i'll get some sleep." he found some wood int the corner of the living room and made a fire in the fireplace. he covered himself with his coat and slept. toward the morning the fire had gone out and the cold awakened him. "it'll be light soon," he thought. Then i'll go for help." he closed his eyes again. but before he could doze off there was a terrible crash. something big and heavy had fallen out of the chimney. it lay on the floor a minute. then it stood up and stared down at him. the man took one look and started running. he had never seen anything so horrible in his life. he paused just long enough to jump throuhg the window. then he ran, and ran, and ran until he thought his lungs would burst. as he stood in the road panting, trying to catch his breath, he felt something tap his shoulder. he turned around and found himself face to face, just staring into two big, bloody eyes in a grinning skull. it was the horrible thing! "pardon me," it said, "is something wrong?"~

~(as you say the last line, grab the person next to you)ITS HIM the women was the meanest, most horrible person you could ever imagine. and her husband was just as bad. the only good thing about them was that they lived in the woods all by themselves and couldnt bother anybody else. one day they were off somewhere getting firewood, and the women got so mad at her husband that she grabbed an axe and cut off his head, just like that. then she barried him nice and neat and went home. she made herself a cup of tea and went out on the porch. she sat there rocking in her chair, sipping her tea, thinking how glad she was that she had done this awful thing. after a while she heard this old, empty voice out in the distance moaning and groaning, aand it was saying: "WHOOOOOO'S GOING TO STAY WITH ME THIS COLD AND LONELY NIGHT? WHOOOOOO??" "ONLY A CRAZY MAN!" she shouted, "SIT BY YOURSELF YOU DIRTY RAT!!!" then she heard the voice even closer, and it was saying:

"WHOOOOOO'S GOING TO STAY WITH ME THIS COLD AND LONELY NIGHT? WHOOOOOO??"

"NOBODY!!" she sneared. "BY YOURSELF YOU MISERABLE MOLE!" she stood up to go into the house, but now the voice was right behind her, and it was whispering:

"whoooooo's going to stay with me this cold and lonely night? whoooooo??"

before she could answer back a big, hairy hand came around from behind her and grabbed her, and the voice hollered:

"YOU ARE!!!!"~

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~A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Peter. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Peter, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Peter, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk.~

~three guys went to a bar for a christmas party. The body guard outside the bar said no i cant let you in the bar is full. so the three guys said comon you have to its all are freinds in there. so the bodygaurd said ok show me one thing about christmas and i will let you in. So the first guys shakes his keys and the bodyguard says whats that? he replies jingle bells and the goes in the bar. the second guy pulls out a laser pointer and says its a christmas light and goes in the bar. the third guy takes out a pair of ladys underware and the bodyguard says whats that? amd he says, there carols!~

~Once there was a bear and a rabbit and while they were walking along the forest the seen a genie and the genie said i will give you each 3 wishs so the bear went first "I wish i was the only boy bear in this forest and all the rest are gurls" the genie grants his wish next is the rabbits turn "I wish for an unsupply of carrots" the genie grants his wish bears turn "I wish i was the only boi bear in this state" the genie grants his wish next the rabbit "I wish i was handsome " the genie grants his wish next the bear " for my last wish i wish that i was the only bear in the whole world " the genie grants it, next the rabbit......" i wish the bear was gay"~

~When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.~

~One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed the thimble to help her husband in making a living for the two of them. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson." The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it. ~

~A Chinese couple named Wong have a new baby.

The doctor brings them over a lovely, healthy,

bouncy, definitely Caucasian, white baby boy!

"Congratulations," says the doctor to the new parents.

"What will you name the baby?"

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says..........

"Well, two Wong's don't make a white,

so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

~A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist." The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."~

~A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic- sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them", the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager

. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."~

~It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. PS. Sure is hot down here~

~Call Me Colored?!?!

A black man talks to a white man:

When I was born I was black,

When I grew up I was black,

When I'm sick I'm black,

When I go in the sun I'm black,

When I'm cold I'm black,

When I die I'll be black.

But you:

When you're born you're pink,

When you grow up you're white,

When you're sick, you're green,

When you go in the sun you turn red,

When you're cold you turn blue,

and when you die you turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!

~O GOD, THIS IS ALL I ASK OF YOU. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy." After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"~

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~the real cinderella story

'It will not fit!" Prince Charming yelled, "your stinking foot's too wide,

If I had feet just half as foul, I'd find some place to hide!

My arms and legs are aching and my back is getting stiffer,

And I'm losing count of feet I've tried to stuff into this slipper!

She should have left her bra instead, that would have been much kinder,

To make this hands-on exercise a lovely way to find her!"

"Do not despair, " his butler said, "You'll triumph in this venture,

Be thankful that she left her shoe, it could have been her denture!"

The butler then looked up to see the beautiful Snow White.

Who'd been working late at Disneyland, and missed the ball last night.

If you can get that slipper on," he whispered with a smirk,

You'll win the greatest lover to have ever chased a skirt."

Snow White responded angrily, "He's useless as a lover!

I've had no luck with seven dwarfs, why should I want another?"

He has no brain between his ears, it's one huge vacant space!

Who else would choose his future wife and not recall her face?"

And then there was a flash of light, a blooming cloud of smoke.

A husky voice came from that cloud and to Prince Charming spoke.

"I'm sorry I must interrupt this most befitting scene,

Take my advice, release that foot, you don't know where it's been!"

"I am your Fairy Godmother, or rather her assistant.

I didn't want to come here, but the old bat was insistent!"

Then as the smoke began to clear the strangest form appeared,

A cross-eyed fairy came in view, with hairy legs and beard!

"You have no chance" Prince Charming scoffed, "Your foot looks like a kipper

, With bunions and those blackened nails, it won't fit in this slipper

! Explain yourself, I warn you now, you'll suffer if you fail.

To justify and verify your hairy-fairy tale!"

"My boss told me to tell you that you're seeking Cinderella,

A stunning young transvestite and a really lovely fella.

He has two ugly sisters who in truth are Cindy's brothers,

And his father is his mother. We're not sure about the others!"

And so Prince Charming's search was done, since he now knew the name.

But with that knowledge came the truth and nothing was the same!

The tingle of the chase was gone, the flame of passion dead.

Perhaps he'd have an early night and wash his hair instead!~

~Little Jack Horner, sat in the corner eating his Christmas pie,

He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum,

And said "What a good boy am I!"

Red Riding Hood said "I think you're ill bred,

To handle that plum in such fashion.

Your ignorance shows when you dip in your toes,

And wiggle them round with such passion!"

"I do so agree," said Bo Peep haughtily,

"My sheep all have far better manners.

They eat daintily just by copying me,

And on Sundays they use silver platters."

"I cannot recall where I heard so much bull"

Said Wee Willie Winkie, "It's true!"

"Your sheep all smell rotten, and don't wipe their bottoms,

And I'm not too sure about you!"

"You're too rude to pardon, get out of my garden!"

The contrary Mary then shouts,

"Your nightgown 's so thin, little hides there within,

And there's not much worth seeing without!"

And then sexily, someone says "You know me,

I'm the one who my baby did rock,

In the top of a tree, and they all laughed at me ,

But now they're all in for a shock!

Had no money back then. Just come out of the pen,

And couldn't afford to rent house.

So to set myself free, formed my own charity,

And I now own this lovely penthouse!

So I'll take you to town, and we'll buy a nightgown,

Then we will go back to my place....."

Humpty Dumpty then said, "You two make me see red !

This whole thing is a ruddy disgrace!"

"Oh how righteous of you!" countered Little Boy Blue,

As his eyes fell on Wee Willie's candle,

"We know what you paid when you first got new laid,

And you'll find it no yolk to be scrambled!"

Then The Grand Duke of York, poked his pie with his fork,

and said to the pie-man, "Smells good!"

And the pie-man replied, "There's a blackbird inside,

And some mushrooms I found in the wood."

"It tastes so good too, let me compliment you."

The Grand Duke of York so confided.

As he nodded his head, the pie-man then said,

"That's what Tom said to me 'fore he dieded~

~I was working on the travlers up in Gladstone some time back,

When I met this codger who went by the name of Pin-Head Jack.

Nick-names can be descriptive but this one was best of all,

'Cause this guy's head was smaller than a bloody tennis ball.

I wondered how it happened this deformity of his,

'Though it might cause some embarassment if him I was to quiz.

One fisherman I asked said "Sorry mate, it's just too sad",

Whilst others just replied "That bloke is flamin' raving mad".

Curiosity got the best of me I had to know his tale,

And he said that he would tell me, if I purchased him an ale.

I went straight to the nearest bar and bought the man a beer,

And prepared myself to hear the saddest yarn I'd ever hear

. Old Jack lamented sorely of a time he now regrets,

Of the fateful day he once had caught a mermaid in his nets.

At first he thought, You beauty! This should buy me lots of beer,

I could lease her out to Seaworld for a million bucks a year.

I'll buy myself a dozen pubs and every man I'll shout,

I'll be the proudest man in all the world without a doubt.

But the mermaid, still entangled, begged him "Sir, please set me free,

And just to show my gratitude I'll grant you wishes three"

He thought of his encumbent situation, as it were,

he weighed the pros, he weighed the cons, and then replied to her.

"My fishing boat is in a poor delapidated mess,

And I wish I had a new one so my friends I could impress".

It had happened in an instant, ere the second hand struck one,

A brand new spanking trawler was now gleaming in the sun.

Well old Jack was quite astounded, over-awed to say the least,

This was clearly more impressive than his thoughts of hops and yeast.

Then he started thinking money and he opened up his gob'

"Miss, I wish that I were wealthier than Kerry Packer's mob"

And just as had occurred before, 'twas over in a flash,

His brand new fishing boat was now piled high with wads of cash.

He realised with these riches, debts he would no longer care,

But was dumb-struck by her beauty and her flowing locks of hair.

"If I could just make love to you would be my final wish"

"But Sir" she said "I'm just half girl, the other half is fish".

He pondered for a moment on his plight and then he said,

"Well O.K. then, I wish that you'd give me a little head".~

~Hey diddle, diddle,

this rhyme is a riddle:

Can a cow fly over the moon?

I bet you'll say, "No,"

but the answer is, "Yes" -

if she's riding a hot-air balloon.~

~Mary had some bubble gum,

she chewed it long and slow,

and everywhere that Mary went

her gum was sure to go.

She chewed the gum in school one day

, which was against the rule.

The teacher took her pack away

and chewed it after school~

~Georgy Porgy pudding and pie,

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the girls came out to play,

Georgy Porgy ran away.

"He's very shy" Bo Peep declared,

and some may say he's running scared!"

"Has he fooled you!" Miss Muffit said

. "He's very partial to my bed,

And when he dated Tinkerbell,

he had that Fairy Liquid smell!"

Said Goldilocks "What utter rot,

he's always at my porridge pot,

He may be shy with other folks,

but he knows where to get his oats!"

"Such nonsense!" said Red Riding Hood,

"He's with my grandma in the wood,

He chases her both back and forth,

and you won't hear her crying wolf!"

Snow White then asked, "How can that be?

He mostly spends his nights with me!

He's now a full grown lad of course,

which beats the socks off seven dwarfs!"

The Sleeping Beauty slowly stirred,

and said "I don't believe a word,

Your toes would curl if you could see

his other way of waking me!"

The fairy on the Christmas tree

said "How I wish that it were me!

It's difficult to have much fun,

with a fir tree rammed up your bum!"

Cried Mary to her little lamb,

"Oh what a foolish girl I am!

He swore to me his heart was mine,

but he was cheating all the time!

And though I may retain his heart,

he time-shares all his other parts!"

"Oh woe is me, I am undone"

cried Polly-Put-The Kettle-On.

"Speak for yourself. I can't complain,

"laughed Sukie-Take-It-Off-Again!

The Queen of Hearts with malice said,

"I've been betrayed. Off with his head!"

Called Alice through the looking glass

"Forget his head, we want his ass!"

Sobbed Little Polly Flinders,

while sweeping up hot cinders,

"He may be trash, but in the ash,

his memory still lingers!"

Snapped Margery Daw from her see-saw,

"I can't see what he chose you for!

When he's around, I charge three pounds,

before we start our ups and downs.

Since special offers I've denounced,

my surcharge is two pence a bounce.

Which after all is only fair,

to compensate for wear and tear!"

So Polly said, "Don't you look rough!

It's clear that you don't charge enough,

So ask five pence and with that sum,

you'll get a better nose job done.

For though I don't mean to be rude,

your boob-job doctor should be sued,

And really dear you should complain,

and get that face-lift done again!"

"At our expense he has his fun,"

yelled Mary the contrary one,

"He used to make my garden grow,

until that day he hurt me so,

When I found out that cheating flirt

now chases Cinderella's skirt!

I cannot wait, I must confess,

until he fumbles in that dress.

When he finds out that she's a bloke,

he'll run so fast his socks will smoke!

"Look, there he goes!" Miss Muffit yelled,

"He's sprinting like he's jet propelled!

" That's Cinderella close behind,

I've heard she's the possessive kind!"

And that's how Georgy first began

as our five thousand metre man,

A champion runner of his day,

he now no longer runs away.

For he is living in a shoe,

with wife and children, twenty two.

And though they're running out of space

from furthering the Human Race,

He seems contented and serene,

remembering where the runner's been!~

{~::+::~RELIGION~::+::~}

WARNING!

Before you read these poems please be aware that they are not all in Gods favor. I do not want anyone to be offended so if you think that you might get offended, do yourself and me, a favor and DO NOT READ THESE POEMS!

~i knelt to pray but not for long

i had to much to do

i had to hurry and get to work

for bills would be due soon

so i knelt and said a hurried prayer

and jumped up off my knees

my christian duty was now done

my soul could rest at ease

all day long i had no time

to spread the word of cheer

no time to speak of christ to friends

they'd laugh at me id fear

no time no time to much to do

that was my constant cry

no time to give to souls in need

but at last the time, the time to die

i went before the lord, i came

i stood with downcast eyes

for in his hands God held a book;

it was the book of life

God looked into his book and said

"your name i cannot find.

i once was going to write it down...

but never found the time"~

~A cats prayer

now i lay me down to sleep

i pray this cushy life to keep

i pray for toys that look like mice

and sofa cushions soft and nice

i pray for gormet kitty snacks

and someone nice to scratch my back

for wondow sills all warm and bright

for shadows to explore at night

i pray i'll always stay real cool

and keep the secret feline rule

to never tell a human that

the world is really ruled by cats~

~god saw you were getting tired and a cure was not to be

so he wrapped his arms around you and whispered "come to me"

with tearful eyes we watched you and saw you pass away

although we loved you dearly we could not make you stay

a golden heart stopped beating hard working hands at rest

for god broke our hearts to prove, he only takes the best~

~took the strength of a mountain,

The majesty of a tree,

The warmth of a summer sun,

The calm of a quiet sea,

The generous soul of nature,

The comforting arm of night,

The wisdom of the ages,

The power of the eagle's flight,

The joy of a morning in spring,

The faith of a mustard seed,

The patience of eternity,

The depth of a family need,

Then God combined these qualities,

When there was nothing more to add,

He knew His masterpiece was complete,

And so, He called it ... Dad~

~It is only a tiny rosebud,

A flower of God's design;

But I cannot unfold the petals

With these clumsy hands of mine.

The secret of unfolding flowers

Is not known to such as I.

GOD opens this flower so sweetly,

When in my hands they fade and die.

If I cannot unfold a rosebud,

This flower of God's design,

Then how can I think I have wisdom

To unfold this life of mine?

So I'll trust in Him for His leading

Each moment of every day.

I will look to him for His guidance

Each step of the pilgrim way.

The pathway that lies before me,

Only my Heavenly Father knows.

I'll trust Him to unfold the moments,

Just as He unfolds the rose.~

~One night I had a wondrous dream,

One set of footprints there was seen,

The footprints of my precious Lord,

But mine were not along the shore.

But then some stranger prints appeared,

And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?

Those prints are large and round and neat,

But Lord, they are too big for feet."

"My child," He said in somber tones,

"For miles I carried you alone.

I challenged you to walk in faith,

But you refused and made me wait.

"You disobeyed, you would not grow,

The walk of faith, you would not know,

So I got tired, I got fed up,

And there I dropped you on your butt.

"Because in life, there comes a time,

When one must fight, and one must climb,

When one must rise and take a stand,

Or leave their butt prints in the sand."

~now i lay me down to sleep

on my bed i have to weep

for you chose not to listen to me

when i just wanted you to see

that i needed you here by my side

and so many other reasons why

but you know it was your choice

you decided not to hear my voice

but they were wrong your not real

you dont care how i feel

they say your real they say your true

but i refuse to believe in you

your lies deceive all those who believe

gifts from you they wish to receive

but you let it alone you leave them in doubt

they dont know what your really about

they will figure it out just like me

soon enough they wont believe

be aetheist its fun no need for above

your there for yourself when push comes to shove.

you dont need a god to pray to every night

you dont need a lord to show you whats right

you dont need a jesus to stop your sins

let your aetheist-ism begin

amen~

~Filled with hate Poison flowing from their mouthes and eyes

Why trust fate? It only proves their lies.

Disgusting, repulsive - Leave us alone.

Then we look back And hate is regrown.

Give me the heart To take in sweet death

Just let me scream Until my last breath.

Or give us a love That is pure and true.

Give me a heart That is meant for two

Give us a hope That does not disappear.

Give us a piece Of eternal cheer.

Death is too close; Hope is too far:

So we lean on each other And get a new scar.

This is our prayer: Give us death or love

But please don't ignore Our prayer to above.~

~Can you even see me?

Are you listening to my plea?

I'm reaching out for you

To unlock this cage and set me free

Do you even know I'm there?

Am I close to getting through?

I really need you to care

I just need someone I can talk to

My eyes no longer see beauty

Only thoughts as black as night

Life's no longer special

And of it's meaning - I'm losing sight

Now, more than ever, I need you

Just an hour of your time

You don't have to really listen to me

Or is my demand such a crime?

It hurts when I find myself looking at you

And know you're not looking back

Seeing right through me

Focusing on everything I lack

God, if you're there and listening

Could you please just help me through?

I don't know if you really exist

Or if I even believe in you

But nows your chance to show me

That in life, there can be good

Listen to my one last prayer

And please answer, if you would

Do you think you could find a place

Amongst your angels there for me?

A place where I could forever

Spend a sleepless eternity

A home that has no darkness

And a light that always shines

Do you think I could be accepted there?

If I could just open up my eyes

I come to you on my knees

Begging you to fulfill this one last wish

Please give me back the hope I've lost

So I can get through all this

I've lost my guardian angel

He's left me broken and fallen behind

So, if you just had one moment

I won't take but a second of your time

God - I'm praying to you one last time

So if you're really existent in the heart

I need you to take my hand now

And on this endless journey - Together we can start

I need you to befriend me now

Because no one else will put forth

An effort to understand this vacant soul

Who knows not what she's worth

So lead me away from evil

And steer me clear of fatal temptation

Listen to my prayer, my cry for mercy

And save this broken creation.~

~As I lay down,

And begin to pray.

I'm thankful for God's love,

That shined in me today.

I ask Him to forgive my sins,

And all of my mistakes.

I pray that He will help me,

And give me a few breaks.

I ask that He watches over me,

And thank Him for each day.

I ask for Him to provide me,

With all the right things to say.

Then I start my next prayer,

This one is for you.

I ask Him to forgive you for,

All the things you do.

Then I stop and wonder what,

The best prayer for you is.

I ask God to bring you back,

And once again make you His.

He gave us the will to choose,

Its your choice in the end.

Do you want to live God's life?

Or live a life of sin?

One more time I pray,

For you to know whats right.

To try with all your heart and soul,

To try with all your might.

You have to want to be there,

You have to show you care.

Fall down on your knees,

And throw your hands up in the air.

"Please Lord won't you be with her,"

Is the last thing that I prayed.

Its how I end my every night,

Despite the mess we've made.

I don't want to be lovers,

I don't want to be your friend.

But I hope God saves you,

And your life begins to mend.~

{~::+::~FAVORITES~::+::~}

WARNING!

May be forced to enter Bibbitts head

~Title : Ode to Motherhood

Author : paula

Where did they go -

My beautiful hips,

look at what's left in their place....

Two handles of love

is what they say,

with stretch marks all over the place....

Where are they now

my perky firm breasts,

Oh there they are down there.....

Pointing towards my ankles

and knees,

hoisted up by the bras that I wear....

What happened to

my lovely smooth thighs,

They're covered in cellulite bulge...

they're thick and they're round

and it can't be from

all of the chocolate that I indulge...

I've said goodbye

to my firm and tight butt,

which is now as flat as a board....

It droops down to there

it hasn't a care

Yet it once seemed to be so adored....

There's no more nails

to paint blood red,

to be adorned with many gold rings....

They're cracked and chipped

and broken now

I no longer have time for such things....

But wait, what is that?

It's fifth son's fist smile,

and look it's because he loves me...

To him I'm the best

and most incredible thing

That his little eyes ever did see....

There'll be time later on

once he's all big and grown,

and he's got his own life to live...

For me to be sexy

and get it all back

But for now there's so much to give..~

~screaming in pain

wanting someone to hear my yell

but why doesnt anyone hear

why cant they always hear the scream of hurt

why not pain

why is physical hurt so much different

how come one can be healed but the other cant

is it because hurt is on the outside

and pain is from the heart

is that why no one can hear

is that why pain never heals

because no one cares

is that the reason why its painful in the first place

then i guess thats why im destined for pain

pain from being the worlds doormat

pain for caring

pain for being the person people say you should be

well then i guess im fucked

fucked because im the "good guy"

but this is my curse

curse of the one who cares

maybe to much but i'll live........

hopefully~

~Hearts and roses and kisses galore...

What the hell is that shit for

People get mushy and start acting queer

It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak

And wear all black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade…

For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,

Because I think love is a bunch of shit.

So there's my story... what can I say…

Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!~

~Samantha Cinderella Scott

was told she'd have to have a shot

The doctor said, "You're somewhat sick;

I think a shot should do the trick."

He said, "You shouldn't feel a thing,

except perhaps a tiny sting,

a painless prick, a poke, a pinch.

It shouldn't even make you flinch.

"You won't begin to bleat or bawl.

I doubt that it will hurt at all.

I don't expect to see it bruise

or swell your arm and start to ooze.

"There's little chance of belly aches

or fevers, chills or sudden shakes.

It's not supposed to cause a cough.

Your arm will likely not fall off.

"I'm guessing that there won't be lots

of itchy red and purple spots.

Convulsions, too, are fairly rare.

I think you'll get to keep your hair.

"In fact, the chance is nearly nil

that you'll become intensely ill,

or grow a ghastly greenish hue,

or turn into a kangaroo.

"It's nearly certain that you'll not

become a fish or flowerpot.

I'm quite convinced it's fair to say

you won't turn into mush today.

"But if you start to shake and cough

or if your head should tumble off,

if you become a moose or mule

you'll get a day away from school."

Samantha Cinderella Scott

took just a moment, deep in thought,

then yawned the slightest little yawn,

and told the doctor "Bring it on!"~

~Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble

Mine just stay still in one place

In the breast hall of fame

You won't see my name

For my boobs there would be a disgrace

Sure boobs of my size have their merit

They're easy to fit with a bra

And when I go for a dip

You won't see one slip…out

They stay put…just where they are

And I'm not one to seek much attention

So you won't find me strutting about

In a boob tube that's trying

by gravity defying

to leave no room, not even for doubt

But I sure envy big breasted women

I've seen them at parties you know

With all confidence thrust

In their mighty big bust

Entrancing the men as they go

Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy

That it's not all it's cracked up to be

She says in frustration

"Try to hold conversation

When there's only two things a guy sees"

Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them

To, say thirty-six b or c

Would they still look so natural

And could I class them as collateral

Sorta like home improvements on me

Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly

I've done quite a bit of research

As I try to keep abreast

In my mammary quest

I've found there's a bit to be learned

There's questions that need to be answered

Like cleavage, how wide and how deep

I can have nipples bigger

But somehow I figured

That could poke Sweetie's eye in his sleep

Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome

I'd buy a bright red bathing suit

On the beach I would run

In slow motion for fun

To show off my best attribute

Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity

There's much I'd aspire to do

I could feed many babies

When I was lactating

And for convenience, I could offer drive-thru

In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning

They could 'see' if they had it too low

And if I stood outside

My breasts pumped up with pride

Police'd use me to stop traffic flow

Well you can see I've a lot to consider

For the big plunge, I need some more time

So I'll keep you updated

But for now they're just fated

To stay as they are for a while

And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me

For he loves each and every little…bit

He says "stay as you are

You're the most beautiful by far"

As he gazes into my eyes…not my tits~

~Every day I am bombarded

In each direction that I turn

By those who claim that EXERCISE

Causes flab to crash and burn!

I did jumping jacks and sit ups

Went out and bought that darn machine

The one that guarantees in 30 days

I'd be trim and fit and lean...

I put it in the extra room

That we affectionately call the "gym"

With all the other paraphenalia

That will one day make me slim!

Ab mats for doing crunches

A small tramp to run in place

That awful, go-nowhere pedaling bike

That only leaves me red of face!

I have workout clothes and sweat bands

Even a "get-fit" coffee cup!

But that scale hasn't budged an inch

So, I'm on the verge of giving up!

I've just about convinced myself

That it's true what some folks say...

You have heard it too......Eat Right!

Get Fit? Die anyway!!

So for those who are devoted

To trying to make me over, PLEASE!

If God wanted me to touch my toes

He would have put them on my knees!

I believe He loves us as we are

That includes both big AND small

So when I reach the gates of Heaven

It will be with flab and all!~

~SHE BRUSHES THE HAIR FROM MY EYES,

SO I MAY SEE CLEARLY AND REALIZE,

NOW LOVE IS CRUEL AND HEARTS DON'T LIE,

AND ALL THE OTHER REASONS WHY...

SHE SAYS, YOUR HEART WILL BREAK AND THE WALLS WILL FALL,

BUT I WILL BE THERE THROUGH IT ALL.

SHE TOUCHES MY HAND AND GIVES ME A SMILE,

AND WITH UNDERSTANDING SAYS, IT WILL TAKE A WHILE.

I SAY WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG

WHAT WILL I DO.....OH, WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

I FALL INTO HER ARMS AND BEGIN TO CRY,

MOM, WHY DID HE HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE?

OH, HE LOVED YOU TRUE

I COULD TELL IN THE WAY HE LOOKED AT YOU.

SHE SAT A LITTLE CLOSER AND WIPED AWAY A TEAR,

BUT SOMETIMES LOVE IS A MANS GREATEST FEAR.

WEEKS WENT BY AND I TRIED TO STAY AWAY FROM HOME,

THOUGH I WAS OUT WITH MY FRIENDS I STILL FELT ALONE

OUTSIDE THE TEARS COULD NOT BE FOUND,

BUT I KNEW BEFORE LONG I WOULD START TO BREAK DOWN.

FEELING SAD AND A LITTLE STRANGE, I FELT IT WAS TIME TO REARRANGE.

SO I PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALED HER AT WORK,

AND SOFTLY CRIED, MOM I STILL FEEL THE HURT

SHE RUSHED HOME FROM WORK TO TAKE ME OUT,

AND SHOWED ME WHAT LOVE IS REALLY ABOUT,

BECAUSE A MOTHERS SMILE AND TENDER CARE

IS BETTER THAN ANY MANS LOVE, ANYWHERE

WILLING TO SIT AND TALK AWHILE, AND HIDE THE PAIN BEHIND A SMILE

EASING THE PAINS OF UNWANTED GOOD-BYES,

CAUSE NOTHING IS WORSE THAN SEEING HER LITTLE GIRL CRY

SO HERE'S TO A MOTHER WHO IS ALWAYS THERE,

AND WITHOUT HER I WOULD BE NOWHERE

SHE LENDS ME HER SHOULDER WHEN I NEED TO CRY

A LOVING CONNECTION...

MY MOTHER AND I...~

~HERE'S TO KIDS WHO ARE DIFFERENT

KIDS WHO DON'T ALWAYS GET A'S

KIDS WHO HAVE EARS

TWICE THE SIZE OF THEIR PEERS

AND NOSES THAT GO ON FOR DAYS

HERE'S TO KIDS WHO ARE DIFFERENT

KID'S THEY CALL CRAZY OR DUMB

KIDS WHO DON'T FIT

WITH THE GUTS AND THE GRIT

WHO DANCE TO A DIFFERENT DRUM

HERE'S TO KIDS WHO ARE DIFFERENT

KIDS WITH A MISCHIEVOUS STREAK

FOR WHEN THEY HAVE GROWN, AS HISTORY HAS SHOWN

IT'S THEIR DIFFERENCE THAT MAKES THEM UNIQUE...~

~as the days pass slowly

and the weeks creep by

i find myself obsessing

about ways that i would die

i lay awake at night

thinking of my pain

theres no way it can get better

i have nothing left to gain

my eyes are getting heavy

my body feels so weak

everything inside is numb

thats the way it has to be

im glad that moms not here right now

to slowly watch me die

but still i wish that i could say

i love you and goodbye

i give into the darkness

i slowly slip away

i hope i go to heaven

where dark night turns to day

i wake up in confusion

i dont know where i am

is this heaven or is this hell

the land of the eternally damned

there are people all around

although i can barely see

i can hear the soothing voices

of people dear to me

my family and friends are here

comfurting one another

i can hardly make out any words

until i hear my mother

each tears she cries is like a knife

stabbing through my soul

i let my pain and suffering

bring me from my goal

at one point i was determined

to make it through this test

to lead a life of fullfillment

to do my very best

but i somehow lost all site of that

i hope she can forgive

i promise not to waste

my second chance to live

i sit up in my hospital bed

tears streaming down my cheeks

my mother rushes over crying

like she hasnt seen me in weeks

i tell her that im sorry

for causing so much strife

i tell her that i will succeed

in leading a better life

together we figured out a way

for me to get some help

i now know that i can go to her

instead of doing it myself

i know that its not over yet

its a long road up ahead

but i appreciate the little things

because i could be dead

ive learned to live each passing day

as if it were my last

i look forward to the future

and im learning from my past~

~im sorry for all the times i lost my temper

for the times when i was rude

for all the gifts that were given

and never recieved thank-yous

for all the love you've given me

and i havent given back

for all the times that you were patient

a virtue that i lack

im sorry for all the people

to whom i was so cruel

to all the people i laughed at

i acted like a fool

i couldnt see past your imperfections

i couldnt see past my pride

your feelings i trampled all over

on my high horse i would ride

im sorry for all the times ive lied

for the people i hurt along the way

not a day goes by that i dont regret it

and id take it back any day

the only person i cared about

was me and only me

and now im truly sorry

i only wish i could make you see

im sorry for everything ive done

for all the people ive let down

im only asking for a second chance

so i can turn things back around

i know that its a little late

my deeds cant be undone

i realize now that i was wrong

and im sorry everyone~

~Why laugh when we're meant to cry?

Why live when we're meant to die?

Why do I wish when they don't come true?

Why am I alone when I'm meant for you?

Why do my knees grow weak?

Why do I melt as soon as you speak?

Why do we put pants on one leg at a time?

Why does this dumb poem have to rhyme?

Why am I sitting here writing this?

Why does the Internet exist?

Why doesn't abbreviate have an abbreviation?

Why do we send messages all over the nation?

Why do people do what they do?

Why did I write this poem for you?

Why are you perfect and I am not?

Why do people ask questions a lot?~

~People say I talk too much

But I don't talk at all

I'm too afraid to speak my mind

You'd strike me down, I'd fall.

My feelings left unknown

Read words left unsaid

Mindless chatters all I hear

Meanings now, are dead.

Pathetic happy nothings

Mind numbing cheerful lies

I sit and watch you laugh at me,

As tears fill in my eyes.

My vocal chords have frozen up

My voice has turned to dust

I can't communicate at all

But still I talk too much.~

~Her hair tied up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow

today was "daddys day" at school and she couldnt wait to go

but her mommy tried to tell her that she probably should stay home

why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone

but she was not afraid, she knew just what to say

what to tell her classmates of why he wasnt there today

but still her mother worried, for her daughter to face this day alone

and that was why, one again, she tried to keep her daughter home

but the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all

of a dad whose never there, a dad who never calls

there were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet

children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats

one by one the teacher called a student from the class

to introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed

at last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare

each of them was searching for a man that wasnt there

"wheres her daddy at?", she heard a boy yell out

"she probably doesnt have one", another student dared to shout

and from somewhere in the back, she heard a father say

"looks like another dead beat dad to busy to waste his day"

the words did not offend her, as she smiled at her mom

and looked back at the teacher, who told her to go on

and with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak

and out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique

"my daddy couldnt be here, because he lives so far away

but i know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day

and though you cannot meet him, i wanted you to know

all about my daddy, and how he loves me so

he loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike

he surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite

we used to share fudge sundaes and ice cream in a cone

and though you cannot see him i am not standing here alone

cause my daddys always with me even though we are apart

i know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart

with that her little hand reached up and lay across her chest

feeling her own heartbeat beneath her favorite dress

and from somewhere in the crowd of dads her mother stood in tears

proudly watching her daughter who was wise beyond her years

and when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd

she finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.~

~Misty

my name is misty i am but three

my eyes are swollen i cannot see

i must be stupid i must be bad

what else could have made my daddy so mad?

i wish i were better i wish i werent ugly

then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me

i cant speak at all i cant do a wrong

or else im locked up all day long!

when i wake up i am all alone

the house is dark and my folks arent home

when my mommy does come i'll try to be nice

so maybe ill get just one whipping tonight!

dont make a sound i can hear the car

my dad is back from charlies bar

i hear him curse my name he calls

i press myself against the wall!

i try to hide from his evil eyes

im so afraid now im starting to cry

he finds me weeping he shouts ugly words

he says its my fault that he suffers at work!

he slaps me and hits me and yells at me more

i finally get free and i run for the door

hes already locked it and i start to brawl

he takes me and throws me against the hard wall

i fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken

and my daddy continues with more bad words spoken

"im sorry!" i scream but its now much to late

his face has been twisted into unimaginable hate

the hurt the pain again and again

oh please god have mercy oh please let it end!!!

and he finally stops and heads for the door

while i lay there motionless sprawled on the floor

my name is Misty i am but three

last night my father murdered me!~

~Grandma's Gone Computer !

In the not too distant past

I remember very well

Grandmas tended to their knitting,

and their cookies were just swell.

They were always at the ready,

when you needed some advice.

And their sewing (I can tell you)

was available--and nice.

Well, Grandma's not deserted you,

she dearly loves you still..

You just won't find her cooking,

but she' right there at the till.

She thinks about you daily

you haven't been forsook.

Your photos are quite handy,

in the Pentium notebook.

She scans your art work now though,

and combines it with cool sounds,

to make electronic greetings.

She prints pictures by the pound.

She's right there when you need her,

you really aren't alone,

She's out now with her "'puter pals,"

but she took her new cell phone.

You can also leave a message

on her answering machine;

or page her at the fun meet;

She's been there since eight fifteen.

Yes, the world's a very different place,

there is no doubt of that.

So "E" her from her web page,

or join her in a chat.

She's joined the electronic age,

and it really seems to suit her.

So don't expect the same old gal,

cause Grandma's gone "Computer"~

~Wrap me in chains. Clad me in leather

Run the lawnmower over my hair

Beat me as I do the dishes

With the whipper-snipper!

Tie me up with the sheets to the bed

Smother me with a pillow

Cut me with knives and forks

Drag me across the lounge-room floor

By my hair as I suck up the dirt

With the vacuum cleaner

Pin me to the wall with your Toyota

Steal MY T.V. remote

Let me hear the sound of one hand slapping

Drink your beer while we make love

But just DON'T call me fat.~

~There's been a murder,

a woman was killed,

found in a bathtub,

partially filled.

A pair of policemen

went into the house

and thoroughly questioned

the poor woman's spouse.

He'd just come home

from working all night

and found her like that,

a terrible sight.

The younger policeman

looked on with dismay.

He'd never forget

that terrible day.

He saw the young woman

from behind the door

and empty milk cartons

all over the floor,

scattered strawberries,

slices of fruit,

and spoonfuls of sugar

and honey to boot.

"Who could have done

this terrible thing?"

His voice had a horrified,

pitiful ring.

"Just look at the clues,"

replied Sargeant Miller.

"It looks like the work

of a cereal killer."~

~i dont beleive in monsters

that bring you hate and fear

turn your dreams into nightmares

threfor you cant be real.

i dont believe there is a hell

only cruelty death and pain

so life must be pretend.

i dont believe in horrors

that scream and sob and hiss

discusting and pathetic

which means i dont exist~

~(I'm always in parentheses)

(which makes me hard to hear)

(regardless if I'm yelling loud)

(or if you're leaning near.)

(It sounds as if I'm whispering)

(my voice is just a squeek)

(and even if I scream and shout)

(it comes out soft and meek.)

(Parentheses imprison me)

(they hold me like a jail.)

(I try to break these tiny curves)

(but every time I fail.)

(I'm sick of these parentheses,)

(these little muffling arcs.)

I WISH I WAS IN CAPITALS

WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!~

~There's something I need to remember.

But somehow it seems I forgot.

I'll sit here until I recall it.

I won't move an inch from this spot.

Is sleeping the thing I've forgotten?

Did I not remember to eat?

Did I take a shower this morning?

Is all of my homework complete?

Should I be at home or at school?

Or watching a show on TV?

Are some of my friends coming over?

Is somebody waiting for me?

And why am I sitting here thinking,

not moving an inch from this spot?

I'm sure that there must be a reason,

but somehow it seems I forgot.~

~a man sends his wife a note saying

"THE TENT POLE IS UP,

THE CANVAS IS SPREAD,

TO HELL WITH BREAKFAST,

COME BACK TO BED.

The wife answered the note and sent it back to the dude. It read:

TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWN

PUT THE CANVAS AWAY

THE MONKEY IS BLEEDING

NO CIRCUS TODAY.

So he sent another note down. It read:

THE TENT POLE'S STILL UP

AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREAD

SO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

AND COME GIVE ME SOME HEAD

To which she replied:

I'M SURE THAT YOUR POLE'S

THE BEST IN THE LAND

BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW

SO DO IT BY HAND!~

~Dance girl, dance.

As if your life depended on it.

Sing girl, sing.

Let the universe know your song.

Paint girl, paint.

Give the world back its color.

Write girl, write.

Bring imagination back to the people.

Smile girl, smile.

Make those around you happy.

Cry girl, cry.

Shed your pain and let it be free.

Laugh girl, laugh.

Let those around you know your joy.

Walk girl, walk.

Experience the life that’s around you.

Jump girl, jump.

Bring back life to the Earth.

Spin girl, spin.

Make the world go round.

Live girl, live.

‘Cause this may be the only chance you get.~

~He doesn't fit in.

You call him a freak.

He's a nerd with big glasses.

He's a super-smart geek.

She doesn't fit in,

So you treat her like dirt.

What you failed to notice,

Is your words really hurt.

I don't fit in.

You think I'm a fraud.

I'm a poser because

I think friends can't be bought.

What you don't understand,

Is that you're strange to me.

Because why you act like that,

I just cannot see.

We're just some misfits.

You think we won't win.

But you see being different

Is how we fit in.~

~Do not stand at my grave and weep

i am not there. i do not sleep

i am a thousand winds that blow

i am the diamond glints of snow

i am the sunlight on ripened grain

i am the gentle Autumn's rain

when you awaken in the morning's hush.

i am the swift up lighting rush

of quiet birds in circled flight

i am the soft stars that shine at night

do not stand at my grave and cry

i am not there, i did not die.~

{~::+::~THINK::ABOUT::IT~::+::~}

WARNING!

May be forced to use brain

~People talk behind your back

Popularity becomes a disease

and you soon come to realize

your best friends are your enemies

high school drama

break ups and lies

so why do they call these

the best years of our lives?~

~I take the good with the bad,

smile with the sad

love what I got

and remember what I had

Always forgive

but never forget

learned from my mistakes

but never regret

People change, things go on

I just remembered

life goes on...~

~My fight against Multiple Sclerosis

*************************************************

Eyes that have cried a million tears

once hidden behind a mask of pretend

fearing to reveal the truth behind me

emotions many wouldn't comprehend

These shackles I carry each day

trying to destroy my mind,body and soul

this merciless beast of dominance

waiting to take my power of control

Slowly with each and every passing day

stealing pieces of the person I use to be

mixing me up into a jig saw puzzle

scattered pieces of the real me

Waiting in the shadows of my body

unseen to the naked eye

yet I always know you are there

the reason behind the tears I cry

Leaving me one-eye sighted once again

in darkness, once again made me truly see

how precious life on earth really is

bringing out the fight, again, in me

Time and time again you strike

my smiles and laughter ease the pain

for laughter is the strongest medicine

and I refuse to lose to you again

Maybe it is time you give up and move on

because this is one thing I can guarantee

I may forever have this disease

but this disease will NEVER have me...~

~They call me a hoe that’s not how I dress

The hoes in our school just dress to impress

They wear shirts that are too low and pants that are too tight

They b*tch when their clothes don’t fit on just right

Their hair has to be perfect or else the world ends

They waste all their money on stupid @ss trends

The girls are cheerleaders some guys are jocks

The “regular girls” fill their bras up with socks

The cheerleaders are bulimic the nerds are real smart

The goth artists have a depressed broken heart

The potheads get arrested with pot on school grounds

Like me, the freaks we bring everything down

So the next time you want to call me a hoe

Check out my list and see where you go.~

~In this world people are different

In each and every way

If you were black, it'd make a difference

Than a white person saying hey

You were judged by your colour

If you were black or white

You were a slave if you were black

and banished from others sight

Long nights you would work

as if it was your whole life

To work hard in the stables

To try your best with strife

You were always trying to believe

That there would be a way

To put down your shovels

and look forward to a day

And you ask God every night

Why he put you in this god-forsaken place

Where blacks and whites were seperated

Where you were judged by your race

And even today you look back

and remember that sad time

Where you worked all day

and being black was a crime

But now things have changed

If only people had showed

That even to this very day

Its a very colored road~

~remember when...boys had cuties when friedns always listend to you

when dreams were unshattered and worries were few

when your biggest problem was that recess was to short and class was to long

when decisions came easily whit no need to belong

when storks delivered babies and passions werent so strong

when friendships were never broken right was right wrong was wrong

when bad things never happended only skinned knees brought tears

and the night light quieted all of our fears

when boys were still yucky when your clothes didnt need to match

when life was really simple when you only got hit playing catch

when everything was always fun and true friends didnt part

when the fun went on forever without a broken heart

*when getting high ment swinging at the playground*

*when the worst thing you could get from boys was cuties*

*your worst enemies were your siblings*

*race was used to see who ran the fastest*

*war was only a card game*

*the only drug you knew of was cough medicine*

*wearing skirts couldnt make you a slut*

*the only thing you smoked were the tires on your bike*

* the only things that could get broken were your toys*

*and my personal favorite*

*goodbye only meant until tomorrow*

*do you remember?*~

~kissing is a disease, crying is a shame, boys take the advantage, girls take the blame, one night of pleasure one night of pain, sitting in the hospital with a baby to name, boys say their love is true but when you get pregnant they say fuck you, i am no angel but take my advice, dont be a mother before your a wife~

~I ran into a stranger as he passed by,

"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.

He said, "Please excuse me too;

I wasn't watching for you."

We were very polite, this stranger and I.

We went on our way and we said good-bye.

But at home a different story is told,

How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,

My son stood beside me very still.

When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.

"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.

He walked away, his little heart broken.

I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed,

God's still small voice came to me and said,

"While dealing with a stranger,

common courtesy you use,

but the family you love, you seem to abuse.

Go and look on the kitchen floor,

You'll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers he brought for you.

He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.

He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,

you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."

By this time, I felt very small,

And now my tears began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by his bed;

"Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.

"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"

He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.

I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.

I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."

I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;

I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."

He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay.

I love you anyway."

I said, "Son, I love you too,

and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."

FAMILY

Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company

that we are working for could easily replace us in

a matter of days.

But the family we left behind will feel the loss

for the rest of their lives.

And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more

into work than into our own family,

an unwise investment indeed,

don't you think?

So what is behind the story?

Do you know what the word FAMILY means?

FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU ~

~Bedtime came, we were settling down,

I was holding one of my lads.

As I grasped him so tight, I saw a strange sight:

My hands. . .they looked like my dad's!

I remember them well, those old gnarled hooks,

there was always a cracked nail or two.

And thanks to a hammer that strayed from its mark,

his thumb was a beautiful blue!

They were rough, I remember, incredibly tough,

as strong as a carpenter's vice.

But holding a scared little boy at night,

they seemed to me awfully nice!

The sight of those hands - how impressive it was

in the eyes of his little boy.

Other dads' hands were cleaner, it seemed

(the effects of their office employ).

I gave little thought in my formative years

of the reason for Dad's raspy mitts:

The love in the toil, the dirt and the oil,

rusty plumbing that gave those hands fits!

Thinking back, misty-eyed, and thinking ahead,

when one day my time is done.

The torch of love in my own wrinkled hands

will pass on to the hands of my son.

I don't mind the bruises, the scars here and there

or the hammer that just seemed to slip.

I want most of all when my son takes my hand,

to feel that love lies in the grip. ~

~Whats the difference

i need to know

why people discriminate

and sink so low

Whats the difference

between you and me

cant people look past color

why cant they see

Whats the difference

when we all have a heart

it shouldn't be like this

right from the start

Everywhere i go

i see it spread

like a disease

effecting your head

And whats worse is that kids

are now being raised

believing that this

is how they should behave

Don't you see?

all this leads to is pain

we only have one chance

and life isn't a game

You all see what happens

when it gets outta hand

fighting and wars

now do u understand?

I don't think you do

cuz u continue to say

offensive things

every day

It doesn't matter

where ever the place

your still teasing people

of a different race

So open your eyes

have a look around

everywhere u looks

racism can be found~

~Who says Buffalo's can’t dance?

If you and I can dance,

Why not Buffalo's?

If you watch them,

Maybe they are dancing in their own way

The way they move the way they walk

Each one is different

Maybe that is dancing to them

So dance, dance different then anyone else, like the Buffalo’s~

~Pull up a chair and sit on the floor as I say my speach! Early in the morning Late last night Two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced eachother drew there swords and fought eachother two def cops heard the noise went to arrest the two bad boys if you don't believe my tail is true ask the blind man he saw it too~

~The moon was out at its full that night

when I first heard Horace croak,

'twere on the road to Froghall

some eight miles east of Stoke.

Why I called him Horace

I've not a bloody clue!

-anyway, that's beside the point,

he were cold and somewhat blue.

I gathered up some logs and twigs

and made a little fire

and placed him by heartenin' flames

-he began then to perspire.

In a short while he began to smoke

and crackle quite a bit

and then began to sizzle, so

I stuck him on a spit.

And the moon were at its full that night

when I last heard Horace croak

-he didn't die of lung cancer

but it taught him not to smoke.

...Humans can seriously damage your health.~

~I have to live with myself, and so

I want to be fit for myself to know.

I want to be able, as days go by,

Always to look myself in the eye.

I don’t want to stand with the setting sun,

And hate myself for the things I’ve done.

I want to go out with my held erect.

I want to deserve all men’s respect .

For here in the struggle for fame and self,

I want to be able to like myself.

I don’t want to look at myself and know,

I’m blister, a bluff, and an empty show.

I never could hide myself from me.

I see what others may never see.

I know what others may never know.

I never can fool myself, and so

Whatever happened, I want to be

Self-Respecting, and Conscience free.~

~How can some people live so well? while other live poorly and must dwell? how can they have all that money & not care? do they not see all the sick & needy children everywhere? i mean seriously, how could they not see? you see them almost everytime you turn on the tv,they live with intestinal infections and AIDS everyday, and $9 a month, they can't pay? the can, but they wont, they should, but they dont... what kind of world do we live in when peopl'd rather be greedy that help the poor, when those people make so much money more, more, and more...they cant afford to give a lil money away? could they look those children in the eyes and say "i know you need help and i could help you, i could help you, but i choose not to" i think our 'stars' need to open their eyes, and see the real rewarding prize, they'd be helping people less fortunate than themselves, they'd be giving money for toys to pur on their shleves, money fo food to fill them up, money for water to fill up their cup, money for medical care to help them stay alive, money, in general, to help them, to help them survive... with all this said i hope the moral gets through: everyone should help those less fortunate than u~

~I have cried for so long

I have sunk so far

Therefore I am

DEAD.

I have failed yet to help,

Failed to love,

Failed to hope,

Therefor I am..

DEAD.

To the world I am just another person

You dont understand what you've done to me.

tOrN right through my soul

Left me some what hole

There for I am..

DEAD.

I cut,

There's no blood.

I cry,

There's no tears

I scream,

Through all my fears,

Yet there are no screams

There for I am..

DEAD.

Haven't you seen the look upon my face?

Or can you not look

There's to much disgrace

I am not human

Only a hollow woman

There for I am..

DEAD.

When will you learn that I am real

I can belong

I can feel

I can sing a beloved song

I can show you

That I belong

But you consider me air

There for I am..

DEAD.

But tonight I will be free

No more sadness

Inside of me

For I shall leave this horrid place

So I no longer see your face

For I am..

Alive

No longer stuck in hell

No more sadness and depression

No more reasons left to dwell

No longer stuck in suppression

Getting free from your spell

For I am..

Alive

I have gone to heaven

And left this imprisoned fate

I'll no longer fall apart

Nor will I ever hate

For I am..

Alive

Finally no more curse

No one to put me down

Make things worse

You will never see me frown

For I have submersed

For I am...

Alive~

~okay ya'll i need your help

with someone i really care about

a certain someone i care about more than anyone else

not a certain someone as in a sexual way

the other certain someone who puts sunshine in my day

my sister certain someone

she says that no one loves her she says that no one cares

she blames it on the fact that when we were young mom wasnt there

i dont know what to do about it i dont know what to do

she says im a liar when i say "we'll never stop loving you"

my sister certain someone

i talk to her about everything that she so far has said

and with that pissy attitude she still wishes she was dead

i told her every feeling that, about her, i had

i even had that sister talk and yet she still is sad

my sister certain someone

you know that talk im talking about in every single drama

the one where two sisters and one whose crying about her mamma

about their mom not being there when they were little kids

and her mind would not change no matter what the other sister did

she says how so many people care and love her little sister

and if she had left at all about how everyone would miss her

tears are streaming down her face pleading in her head

that her little sister will be okay and and they could talk about something else instead

hoping her sister will understand how much everyone truly cared

thinking maybe she'll figure out the love for her everyone shares

my sister certain someone

my sister says that talk was nothing but bull shit

and i just dont think that i can take it

anymore

i need your help. please someone tell me everything will be alright

so i can help my family through this challenge in our life.

my sister certain someone

please tell me it will be okay...~

~No one truly understands

what went through his mind

in school he was a geek, a loser

and always left behind

he couldn't find an answer

he searched for far too long

until finally he found one

but now it seems so wrong

maybe because it was

but he saw no other way

the laughs and looks became too much

there was nothing he could say

no one could ever understand

there was no real excuse

there were those who tried to explain it

but there really was no use

they didn't have to die that day

it could have been prevented

we mourn forever this terrible decision

this solution he invented

he had no one to talk to

no one who'd really care

the signs he gave said 'nothing's wrong'

when they should have said 'beware'..~

~This one is for everyone

who's had a hard time in this life

who cannot seem to find their way

without using the knife.

This one's for the little girl

who didn't want to play your game

she hated that you touched her

now all she has is shame.

This one's for the boy

whose father gets so mad

all he can do is hope today

won't be quite as bad.

This one's for the girl

who's father left her for a gun

she was the one that found him

and her whole life came undone.

This one is for anyone

who's been the fat kid in the class

who has hated their reflection

when they look into the glass.

This one's for the boy

who's parents separated

their hate for each other blinds them to

the child they created

This one's for the girl

who had her "first time" forced on her

he pulled a gun and she laid down

her innocence taken in a blur.

This one's for the boy

who still wishes for the past

for the girl that he first loved.

he thought that it would last.

This one's for the girl

who thought pills would ease her pain

with each one that she swallowed,

peace, she would obtain.

This one's for the boy

addicted to his weed

he works long hours just to pay

for a joint to calm his need

This one's for the girl

her mother's words are cruel

she says she's fat, she makes her cry

her diet is now the rule

This one's for the woman

who tries hard to conceive

but after one more miscarriage

all she can do is grieve.

This one's for the girl

who's mother gets around

at night she listens through the walls

to the awful sound

This one's for the boy

who doesn't go to class

he's sixteen and a dropout

there's no way he could pass.

This one's for the girl

who couldn't seem to eat

she went for days without food

with herself, she did compete.

This one's for the girl

who gave it all to the wrong guy

he took her body and her heart

but then he said goodbye

This one is for anyone

who's had trouble getting by

who cannot seem to pay the bills

when money's in short supply.

This one's for the boy

who faces the regret

someday he'll see he lost the girl

he never will forget.

This one is for anyone

who's ever felt alone

they cry at night when no one hears

their pain is never shown.

This one is for everyone

who's had troubles in this life

just know that there are others

who feel and share your strife.~

~I used to be happy

and i used to love life

but when i turned thirteen

i turned to the knife

when high school began

i started to like you

then we went out

i couldn't believe it was true

after you dumped me

you began to tease

make up rumors about me

and followed me like a disease

one rumor just went too far

and soon everybody knew

all the girls believed it

and the pain just grew and grew

but when one of my best friends

agreed with what you said

i grabbed the knife, began to cut

while thoughts were filling up my head

the next day i went to school

everyone saw what i did

they saw the bloody cuts

which i carelessly hid

all my friends told me off

and told me not to do it again

but they couldn't see what i felt

all the sorrow and the pain

you knew what i had done

but you laughed without a care

then you said something

something that i couldn't bare

i ran home and grabbed the knife

i began to bleed like before

but i cut too deep, popped a vein

the blood began to bleed more and more

i fell to the floor, closed my eyes

i slowly whispered my last goodbye

bleeding inside and outside, i died

all because of rumors and lies.~

{~::+::~FRIENDSHIP~::+::~}

WARNING!

May take you down memory lane

~Written with a pen sealed with a kiss

If you are my friend please answer me this

Are we friends or are we not

You told me once but I forgot

So tell me now and tell me true

So I can say imp your friend too

And if I die before you do

Ill goes to heaven and wait for you

Ill gives the angels back there wings

And risk the loss of everything

There isn’t a thing I wouldn’t do

To have a friend just like you~



{~::+::~FUN::AND::RANDOM~::+::~}

WARNING!

Being weird is not a crime

~I often contradict myself.

Oh no, I never do.

I argue with me day and night.

That simply isnt true.

Oh yes it is. Oh no it's not.

I do this all day long.

Oh no I don't. Oh yes I do.

That's right. No way! It's wrong.

I'm really quite agreeable.

I argue night and day.

I love to be around myself.

I wish I'd go away.

So if you see me arguing,

it's certain that you won't.

I like to contradict myself.

I promise that I don't.~

~Twas the night before finals,

And all through the college,

The students were praying

For last minute knowledge.

Most were quite sleepy,

But none touched their beds,

While visions of essays

danced in their heads.

Out in the taverns,

A few were still drinking,

And hoping that liquor

would loosen their thinking.

In my own apartment,

I had been pacing,

And dreading exams

I soon would be facing.

My roommate was speechless,

His nose in his books,

And my comments to him

Drew unfriendly looks.

I drained all the coffee,

And brewed a new pot,

No longer caring

that my nerves were shot.

I stared at my notes,

But my thoughts were muddy,

My eyes went a blur,

I just couldn't study.

"Some pizza might help,"

I said with a shiver,

But each place I called

Refused to deliver.

I'd nearly concluded

That life was too cruel,

With futures depending

On grades had in school.

When all of a sudden,

Our door opened wide,

And Patron Saint Put It Off

Ambled inside.

Her spirit was careless,

Her manner was mellow,

She started to bellow:

What kind of student

Would make such a fuss,

To toss back at teachers

What they tossed at us?

On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes

! On Last Year's Exams!

On Wingit and Slingit,

And Last Minute Crams!

Her message delivered,

She vanished from sight,

But we heard her laughing

Outside in the night.

Your teachers have pegged you

, So just do your best.

Happy Finals to All,

And to All, a good test.~

~Mirror mirror on the wall

do you have to tell it all?

Where do you get the glaring light

to make my clothes look just too tight?

I think I'm fine but I can see

you won't cooperate with me.

The way you let the shadows play

you'd think my hair was turning grey.

What's that you say, a double chin?

No that's the way the light comes in.

If you persist in peering so

you'll confiscate my facial glow.

And then if you're not hanging straight

you'll tell me next I'm gaining weight.

I'm really quite upset with you

for giving this distorted view.

I hate you being so smug and wise.

Oh look what's happened to my thighs!

I warn you now oh mirrored wall

since we're not on speaking terms at all

If I look like this in my new jeans

you'll find yourself in smitherines!~

~Twas the night before christmas, old santa was pist,

he cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

miserable little brats ungreatful little jerks,

ive got a mind to scrap the whole works.

ive busted my ass for damn near a year,

instead of thanks santa what do i hear,

the old lady bitches cause i work late at night,

the elves want more money the raindeer all fight,

rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids,

donor got pregnant and vixon has AIDS,

and just when i thought that things would get better,

the asswholes from the IRS sent me a letter,

they say i owe taxes if that aint damn funny,

who the hell ever sent santa claus money.

and kids these days all are the pits,

they want the impossible those mean little shits,

i spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,

assembling dolls, their arms legs and heads.

i made a ton of yo yo's, no request at all,

they want computers and robots, no easy football.

flying through the air, dogding the tree's,

falling down chimneys and skinning my knees,

im quitting this job theres just no enjoyment

ill sit on my fat ass and draw unimployment.

theres no christmas this year, now you know the reason,

i found me a redhead im going south for the season~

~ive been down its the same old curse

been toolin around i got this little black hearse

i hit the ground and then it got worse

now im headin for town in my little black hearse

i believe my doubts, doubt my beliefs

i see them all now in stark relief

did i sell my soul to save my shirt

im all over the road in my liitle black hearse

and the night is wild the streets are dark

theres nowhere to stop no place to park

if you left me now you wouldnt be the first

gonna roll the top down on my little black hearse

down by the tracks around the bend

theres a cul-da-sac, theres a soft dead end

but if i pulled in there i couldnt turn around

id rather drive this heap into the ground

where the night is wild the streets are dark

theres nowhere to stop no place to park

not a lot to say and her words were terse

im driving away in my little black hearse

between this love and what could be

theres a gnawing ache theres a mystery

i wanna hold that ache until i burst

and im drivin away in my little black hearse

and the night is wild the road is long

might've lost my way but i found this song

nad im way behind but i'll get there first

half out've my mind in my little black hearse~

~when the light is green you go

when the light is red you stop

but what do you do when the light turns blue with orange an lavender spots

~in form of feature, face and limb

i grew so like my brother

that folks got taking me for him

and each for one another

it puzzled all our kith and kin

it reached an awful pitch

for one of us was born a twin

yet not a soul knows which

one day to make the matter worse

before our names were fixed

as we were being washed by nurse

we got completely mixed

and thus you see by fates decree

(or rather nurses whim)

my brother john got christened me

and i got christened him

this fatal likeness even dogged

my footsteps when at school

and i was always getting flogged

for john turned out a fool

i put this question hopelessly

to everyone i know

what would you do if you were me

to prove that you were you?

our close resemblance turned the tide

of domestic life

for somehow my intended bride

became my brothers wife

in short year after year the same

absurd mistakes went on

and when i died my neighbors came

and buried brother john~

~My family's very talented;

I'm certain you'll agree.

We each possess a special skill

That anyone can see.

My brother's good at burying

his finger up his nose.

My sister's good at covering

her room with dirty clothes.

My father's good at eating soup

in big, disgusting slurps.

My mother's good at cutting loose

with record-breaking burps.

Our dog is good at piddling

in the backseat of the car.

The baby's good at putting

Pop-Tarts in the VCR.

Myself, I'm good at sleeping late

and making lots of noise

and cluttering the living room

with comic books and toys.

So though we're very talented,

I'm sad to say it's true:

We're only good at doing things

we're not supposed to do.~

~Last year I did some rotten things.

This year I will be better.

Here are some resolutions

I will follow to the letter:

I won't make dumb excuses

when my homework isn't done;

when the truth is that I did no work

'cause I was having fun.

I won't fly paper airplanes

when the teacher isn't looking.

I won't sneak in the kitchen

just to taste what they are cooking.

I will not twist the silverware

to see how far it bends.

I will not take the candy bars

from lunch bags of my friends.

I will not skateboard down the hall

or skateboard down the stairs.

I won't run over teachers,

and I won't crash into chairs.

I will not do these rotten things;

my heart is full of sorrow.

But I have got some brand-new tricks

to try in school tomorrow~

~I'm always wearing hand-me-downs.

I don't get stuff that's new.

My mom won't take me shopping.

I don't know what to do.

The dresses always fit me fine,

but high heels give me blisters.

It's not that easy growing up,

a boy with older sisters.~

~I sprang from bed and bumped my head and stubbed my little toe,

then jammed my fingers turning down the blaring radio.

I rubbed my bumps and bruises as the weather lady said,

"Today's the first of April, look for showers overhead."

I trudged downstairs to breakfast, where my bad luck tagged along.

There taped up to the microwave…another note from Mom:

Good morning! Exclamation point-she always starts out nice.

Now comes the part where I get fed her motherly advice.

For breakfast, dear, just help yourself. There's pizza in the fridge.

And as for soda, choose the Sprite-the Coke has lost its fizz.

"Is this a dream?" I said out loud. "There must be some mistake.

I'd better read that through again. I'm only half awake."

I scanned the lines, not once, but twice. Yes, pizza's what it said!

And I could swallow that advice, so I read on ahead:

Please wear your faded jeans to school, those low-cut ones that flare.

And use my mousse to do that sticky-up thing with your hair.

"Is she for real?" I asked myself. What's gotten into Mom?

Whatever it was, I liked it lots, so I continued on:

About your science quiz today-the one on natural gas-

Just tell your teacher that's one subject you don't want to pass!

I know I didn't read that right. I couldn't have, no way!

But there it was in black and white, as plain as night and day.

And then it hit me, why the change: Mom hadn't lost a screw;

My worry-free philosophy had finally gotten through.

Her rules had changed from lame to lax-my mom was cool at last!

These last few months of middle school were gonna be a blast!

I quickly read the last few lines: Enjoy your day at school!

(And don't believe what you've just read…or you're an April Fool!)~

~How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to bring the hammer,

One to start the drill,

One to haul the ladder,

One to hold it still.

One to buy a light bulb,

One to drop and break it,

One to buy another,

One to stop and shake it.

One to say: "It's good!"

One to say: "It's not!"

One to stop the argument.

One to mark the spot.

One to call the neighbor,

One to lend the wrench,

One to wash the ceiling,

One to move the bench.

One to build a scaffold,

One to test its strength,

One to measure height,

One to measure length.

One to bring the iodine,

One to call the doc,

One to flick the switch-

And one to take the shock. (24)~

~Soon I'll lay me down to rest,

but first I have to get undressed,

comb the tangles from my hair,

change my dirty underwear,

have a sandwich and a drink,

clean the plate and rinse the sink,

feed the goldfish, take a bath,

do my spelling and my math,

check my head for ticks and lice,

leave some cheese out for the mice,

fold and put away my pants,

sing a song and do a dance,

say goodnight to Dad and Mother,

pick a fight with my twin brother,

blow my nose and set the clock,

take the dog out for a walk,

turn the light out, pull the shade,

have a glass of lemonade,

trim my toenails, clean my ears,

eat a jar of pickle spears,

kiss Aunt May and Uncle Keith,

wash my face and brush my teeth,

take the garbage to the curb,

learn a pronoun from a verb

so I can pass tomorrow's test-

but now I'm too awake to rest.~

~A Fart could be quiet, and a fart could be loud.

Some Leave a powerful, and poisenous cloud.

A fart can be short, A fart can be long.

Some farts are known, to sound just like a song.

A fart can create a very-curious medley.

A fart can be harmless, or silent, but deadly.

A fart may not smell; while others are vile.

A fart may pass quickly, or maybe linger awhile.

Farts can be fun, Farts can be big,

Especially when, They make your buttcheeks jig.

A fart can occur in a number of places.

And leave everyone with weird looks on their faces.

From a grassy-green prarie, or crowded elevators,

A fart will find all of us, sooner or later.

See, not all farts are bad, that's simply not true,

We must not forget... The funny, sweet, old farts like you!~

~I'm sorry I'm not pretty.

I'm sorry I'm not thin.

I'm sorry for my giant feet

And the paleness of my skin.

I'm sorry that I'm short,

And can't do nothing right.

I'm sorry that I look so dead

Like I hadn't slept all night.

I'm sorry I'm sarcastic,

A bit annoying too.

But please don't be so rude to me,

What are you trying to prove?

I'm sorry that I'm cranky

And that I have split ends.

I'm sorry that I am so weird

And don't have many friends.

I'm sorry I'm forgetful,

And have splotches on my cheeks.

But all this and other things

Are what make me unique~

{~::+::~GIRLS::ROCK~::+::~}

WARNING!

Might make you want chocolate

~mommy came in and she caught me red-handed

going through her make-up drawer

lipstick all over my face

and powder all-over the floor

how can i forget that mommy said it was a big no no

now im scared of how she'll punish me for putting on her eyeshadow

i am really sorry mommy for the things that i do

please dont punish me for trying to be as pretty as you~

~When we were young girls, so fresh in our teens

We'd go on our diets, to look good in our jeans!

And of course, at that age, we'd starve now and then

The obvious reason, was to look good for men!

Then, in our 20's, we'd push food away

To look good for the boyfriends, we chose for the day!

Our 30's, the same "sorry, cannot eat that

My guy may not love me if I start getting FAT!

Thank God, in our 40's, we've learned from mistakes

We must push away pizza and candy and cakes..

So we feel good, feel healthy, love ourselves once again

Then just sit back and laugh, and outlive all those men!!!!!~

~Boys are cheats and liars,

they're such a big disgrace.

They will tell you anything

to get to second base..ball,

baseball he thinks he's gonna score.

If you let him go all the way

then you are a stupid hor..ticulture studies flowers,

geologist studies rocks.

The only thing a guy wants from you

is a place to put his cock..roaches,

beetles, butterflies and bugs.

Nothing makes him happier

than a giant pair of jug..glers

and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck.

All guys really want to do is -

forget it, no such luck.~

{~::+::~HEARTBREAK~::+::~}

WARNING!

May hurt inside

~I’m really sorry _____, I cant do this anymore

I’m sick of my heart, always being torn

They're all right your not the guy, just cause you treat me bad

I really don’t wanna hurt you, not that you'd be all that sad

I need some time to think this through, the whole boyfriend girlfriend thing

I gave you time to make it up, but now take back your ring

_____ and friends keep telling me, that it was me you really liked

but now I know their lying, it wouldn’t of turned out right

please don’t cry when you read this poem, please don’t get to hurt

I’m just telling you that our relationship won’t work

and now fourteen more years ill wait, and patient I will be

maybe he wont need a poem to see what he does to me~

~A poem made is a poem spoken a poem about my heart being broken

He broke my heart he made a mistake I dont know how much more i can take

I broke up with him he has yet to no He was grounded from the computer and phone

I cant tell him to his face afraid of getting slapped He might get pissed off maybe he'll snap

See over the phone he has time to think About what hes done what hes doing to me

While i walk with him he looks at her He doesnt understand how much that hurts

My friends all hate him now i understand why I dont hate him hes just the wrong guy

He buys me stuff it fills me with guilt I ask him not to but he buys me stuff still

It would be easier if he wasnt so sweet But other times i just wish he would leave

Some nights i hurt because of this guy He broke my heart and made me cry

Dont do what i did just let him know If he does something wrong dont let it go

It just comes to show that guys can be jerks They'll do what they want until it hurts....~

~You promised me loving whispers

Instead you curse and yell

You promised me the heavens

Instead you give me hell

You promised me true happiness

Instead you give me grief

You promised me you wouldn't lie

Instead it's disbelief

You promised me a safety blanket

Instead you give me fear

You promised me a thousand smiles

Instead you give me tears

You promised me devoted love

Instead you yearn a lover

You promised me to stay so true

Instead you found another

You promised me a guiding light

Instead it all turned black

You promised me your heart forever

Today... I give it back~

~a heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy

but if you want it broken, just give it to a boy

boys they like to play with things, to see what makes them run

but when it comes to kissing, they do it just for fun

boys never give their hearts away, they play us girls for fools

they wait until we give our hearts, and then they play it cool

you will wonder where he is at night, you will wonder if he's true

one moment you'll be happy, one moment you'll be blue

if you get a chance to see him, your heart begins to dance

your life revolves around him, theres nothing like romance

and then it starts to happen, you worry day and night

you see my friend your losing him, its never turns out right

boys are great though immature, the price you pay is high

he may seem sweet and gorgeous, but remember he's a guy

dont fall in love with just a boy, that takes a lot of nerve you see my friend you need a man, to get what you deserve

so when you think that your in love, be careful if you can

before you give your heart away, make sure that he's a man~

~Loneliness is the greatest pain that one can ever feel

Some say it is imagined, yet others know it is real

Loneliness is the greatest pain the heart can ever bear

When there is none to love you when there is none to care

Loneliness is the greatest pain when one is not needed

When you call out for companionship... and your calls are unheeded

Loneliness is the greatest pain... I can tell you it is true

Loneliness is when you love someone... and they do not love you...~

~If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob

If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut

If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn,

If you're quiet, he says you're stupid

If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy.

If he calls you, he says you should be grateful

If you don't love him, he'll try to win you

If you love him, he'll leave you.

If you don't f u c k him, he'll say you don't love him,

If you do, he'll say you're easy.

If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating,

If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him.

If you lecture him, he'll say you're b i t c h y

If he lectures you, it's because he "cares".

If you break a promise, you can't be trusted,

If he breaks it, he had to

If you cheat, u expect it to be over

If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance

Either way.... you never win. ~

~A boy and a girl

The best of friends

From elementary to high school

From beginning to end

Through all these years

Their friendship grew

They both felt the same

But neither knew

Each waking moment

Since the day that they met

They both loved each other

Sunrise to sunset

He was all she had

In her terrible life

He was the one

Who kept her from her knife

She was his angel

She made him smile

Though life threw him curves

She made it worth all the while

Then one day

Things went terribly wrong

The next few weeks

Were like a very sad song

He made her jealous

On purpose he tried

When the girl asked "do you love her?"

On purpose he lied

He played with jealousy

Like it was a game

Little did he know

Things would never be the same

His plan was working

But he had no clue

How wrong things would go

The damage he'd do

Then one night she broke down

Feeling very alone

Just her and the blade

No one was home

She dialed his number

He answered "hello"

She told him she loved him

Then hung up the phone

He raced to her house

But came a minute too late

Found her lying in blood

And her heart had no rate

Beside her was a note

And in it her confession

Her love for this boy

Her only obsession

As he read the note

He knelt down and cried

Grabbed her knife

And that night they both died

She was found in his arms

Both of them dead

Under her note

His handwriting said

"I loved her so

She never knew

All this time

I loved her too"~

~Could you ever love me?

Could you ever care?

Could you see me as more than just the girl

That's sitting over there?

Could you ever like me?

Like me as something more?

Will I ever get to see you standing

Right outside my door?

I wish that it weren't true.

I wish that it weren't real.

You don't give me the time of day

And don't care how I feel.

But I know you'll never love me.

I know you'll never care.

Again tomorrow I know I'll be

The girl that's sitting over there.~

~i am a broken doll, Average i am no more,

On the outside i am perfection, But my heart is bruised and sore,

They call me broken doll. Because of my broken heart,

My heart broke long ago, Now it's in two parts,

The only visable sign of hurt, Is the saddness in my eyes,

No one knows how i feel, My smile is my disguise,

I am a porcelain doll, With a very broken heart

My thought's were the weapons that broke it, Now it's in two parts,

So sweet looking on the outside, But inside angry and sour,

Why must i watch such tradgedy, Every day hour by hour?

Placed here on this window sill, Looking down on the city below,

I see all the maddness and misfourtune, That the city has for show,

Old ladies bieng mugged and battered, Children being shot,

Men sleeping in cardboard boxes In empty parking lots,

Inside my tears are falling, Continuiusly non stop,

My broken heart get's heavier, With every single drop,

Inside my broken heart, Is swimming in my tears,

For it's thinking of the tradgedy, I've witnessed through the years,

I am a broken doll, Who'll be broken evermore,

On the outside i am perfection, But my heart is bruised and sore~



{~::+::~INSULTING~::+::~}

WARNING!

May insult you

~This morning, Mom reminded me

to check the Lost and Found.

So just to make her happy,

I took a look around.

The box was like a stinky mouth,

whose grin was dark and wide.

I gulped and took a monster breath

then reached my arm inside.

I dug around without a sound

through swirls of clothes and dirt.

To my delight, the box spit out

my favorite soccer shirt.

I peered a little deeper down,

and there, to my surprise,

a little face gazed up at me

with wide and eager eyes.

I took a triple-double take

and saw it was my sister.

It's sad to think-for several weeks,

we hadn't even missed her.~

~I feel so bad

for Uncle fred.

There's not much hair

upon his head.

And, what is worse,

he barely hears.

There's too much hair

inside his ears~

{~::+::~LOVE~::+::~}

WARNING!

You might cry

~*Your Perfect*

Because everything you do

Makes me smile...

Because every second I spend with you

Is worthwhile..

Because when you laugh at me

I laugh too

Because everyone else can see

That Im devoted to you..

Because I love your eye's

and the way they shine...

Because you dont tell lies

and youre so cute when you whine..

Because when you get mad

You cant hide it..

Because even when youre sad

I can find it..

Because the way you hold me

Sends shivers down my spine..

Because your spirits so free

and youre so dang fine!

Because I never stop thinkin about u..

Its not fair..

Because youre just perfect

and no one else can compare... ~

~my dearest little sisters, two sisters i miss

one wrote me a poem so i wrote them this

i wish they would visit instead of talking with mail

i wish that i was free instead of stuck in jail

but you were correct, these choices i made

now instead of outside i am stuck in this cage

no i miss the dearest of things, such as my twins

with their cute little cheeks and cute little chins

what else do i miss well its hard to begin

their wild jewelry or weird clothes their in

but no matter what i love them greatly

it would surely kill me if they'd hate me

i remember way back knowone could tell them apart

it didnt matter to me they both had my heart

but over the years they both started to change

one is more serious on still plays games

crazy couple of girls, sharp as a tack

dont piss them off cause they know how to smack

i taught them well i am their big brother

they get fighting skills from me, attitude from mother

if no one else is there they fight with each other

but if you start something with one, watch out fo the other

but no matter what i love them the same

their my favorite twin sisters, evil ones their name

rebecca and bernadette, no twins could be better

i love them so much i wrote them this letter~

~Like a storm

Without the rain

Like a cut

Without the pain

Like a beach

Without its sand

All alone

Is where i stand

Like an ocean

Without the waves

Like death

Without a grave

Like an angel

Without her wings

Like a bird

That cannot sing

Like a child

Who never laughs

Like a heart

Broken in half

Like a smile

With no emotion

Like a relationship

Without devotion

Like a scream

That makes no sound

Like innocence

That cant be found

Like a cut

That doesn't bleed

Like a rose

Choking among weeds

Like a clock

That never moves

Like a garden

That never blooms

Like beauty

Without truth

This is me

Without you~

~i once met a man that thought he was smart.

He said if I took off my shirt he could read my heart.

and i thought to myself, theres no way thats true.

though im curious what should i do?

should i take off my shirt and let him read?

should i tell the cops he's harrassing me?

what if he actually can read my heart if i take off my shirt?

ok, ill try it, it couldnt hurt.

i lifted my shirt but he looked at my eyes,

not once did he try to find my bra size.

"your the most beautiful inside and out"

i had no idea what he was talking about.

"every time your cry your heart lets out a scream,

it expects you to listen it wants you to dream.

but you dont give it a chance you hold it inside

your heart tries to find you but all you do is hide. "

his words were so touching i started to cry.

i put down my shirt with a tearful sigh.

he read me perfectly and it scared me so.

all i could think was "how did he Know"

"youd be surprised" he said to me.

for love you get more than just what you see.

for me i see beauty, that of who you are

i dont care what anyone else says your most beautiful by far."

he kissed me and handed me the bud of a rose

my tear fell on it and it started to grow

i looked up and falls another tear

suddenly i awoke and it all dissapeared.

"i knew it wasnt true" i thought, "a life i'll never know"

'til i looked in my hand and saw a red rose~

~Poem By Dimitri

I'll stop loving you when

Diamonds never sparkle

And flowers cease to grow

When thunder doesn't echo

And rivers do not flow

When hearts no longer wonder

And hands are never held

When smiles are only memories

And hope is never felt

When trees no longer blossom

And the stars refuse to shine

When autumn has no falling leaves

And winter no longer dies

When time has no more tomorrows

And rainbows have no hue

When God alone commands me

Then I'll stop loving you~

~There once was a time

when I used to dream,

until I found out the granted ones

are not always what they seem.

Sometimes things do not turn out

quite the way you wanted them to,

after your prayers have been answered

and your dreams have come true.

We vowed to be together

till death forced us apart,

never knowing that fate

would soon shatter our hearts.

His death left me devastated,

embracing my grief-stricken tears,

I heard the dark angels mourning his depart,

the end to his earthbound years.

On a cold and windy day

where dark clouds covered the sky,

we buried my beloved,

those spirits and I.

They delivered a wordless eulogy

as tears filled my vacant eyes,

and laying my head upon his grave,

I whispered my last goodbyes.

How can death possibly conquer love?!

Even a love eclipsed by shadows?

The more and more unfair it seems,

the more the rage within me grows.

Those dark phantoms fed on my fury,

raising chaos in the spirit world,

refusing to lose such a fiendish ally,

they joined together, their wrath unfurled.

The impish undead spirits

had all but risen from their tombs,

speaking their incantations

through the pale beams of the haunting moon.

The dirt of a cold grave crumbled,

through the rubble reached a hand,

and emerged the Prince of Darkness.

Once again, the ultimate evil stands.

I wait for him at the cemetery gates,

smirking, as the Holy Ones have failed.

We could hear the howls from the netherworld,

the excitement rising, for evil prevails.

Partners again, basking in wickedness,

bloodshed bringing pleasure to our hearts of black.

triumphing over those who sought to take my dreams

and I stole those dreams right back.~

~A perfect night together

With just you and me

Driving to the movies

Through darkness we could see.

A little drop of rain

And thunder in the sky

A flashing scene of lightning

From the corner of my eye.

The rain is falling harder

As my heart skips a beat

This storm is growing stronger

It's hard to see the street.

I can tell you're getting worried

As you let up on the gas

"Maybe we should go back,

And wait for this storm to pass."

But my words you could not here

From the thunder and the rain

Then all at once I hear a scream

And felt a hurtful pain.

My body's being crushed

By an oncoming car

Soon I'm thrown against the ground

Wondering where you are.

I look around in fear

But nothing can be seen

I try hard not to cry

Hoping this is all just a dream.

"Baby, are you alright?"

I barely hear you say

I look for you in sight

But my vision starts to sway.

I hear sirens in the distance

And the news reporter crew

You grab my hand and hold it tight

Then say, "We'll make it through."

But the ambulance is taking me

And splitting us apart

I yell out with the strength I have

"I love you with all my heart!"

Tears are rolling down my cheek

I think I'm going to die

I told you that I love you

But I forgot to say goodbye.

Days later from the accident

I awake in my hospital bed

The nurse sits down slowly

And tells me that you're dead.

My heart was torn to pieces

And will be from now on

I can't believe I'm left alone

I can't believe you're gone.

A year after your unfortunate death

I stand upon your grave

Holding back my painful tears

Just trying to be brave.

I wish that you were still here

Our love we had was true

That night could've been perfect

If I had died with you~

{~::+::~SAD/EMO~::+::~}

WARNING!

Includes death

~Near to the door

he paused to stand

as he took his class ring

off her hand

all who were watching

did not speak

as a silent tear

ran down his cheek

and through his mind

the memories ran

of the moments they walked

and ran in the sand hand and hand

but now her eyes were so terrible cold

for he would never again

have her to hold

they watched in silence

as he bent near

and whispered the words..

"I LOVE YOU" in her ear

he touched her face and started to cry

as he put on his ring and wanted to die

and just then the wind began to blow

as they lowered her casket

into the snow....

this is what happens

to man alive.....

when friends let friends....

drink and drive.~

~I went to a party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom

So I had a sprite instead.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,

Mom, his voice seems far away.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

"I love you, Mom!"

So I love you and good-bye...~

~The unwritten poems

of the unbeating heart

the unwritten feelings

in the unpainted art

The unspoken words

from the unopened lips

the undestined journey's

by the unwanted trips

The unwritten songs

unsung by the soul

the unaccomlishments

of the unreached goal

The unfinshed lives

of some unhappy teens

the unplayed scripts

and some unknown means

The untold truth

of this unanswered question

the uncalming approach

of the un-heard-of deppression

This unidentified pleasure

for undeniable pain

the unwinding thoughts

from the unthinking brain

The unsatisfied hunger

for unhungry starvation

the untouched projects

on an unmade creation

The untiable knots

in our untangled gut

the unhealed wounds

of our unsliced cut

The unforgiven witness

of an unseen crime

the unsolved mystery

unused on wasted time

The ungranted wishes

from the unfound dream

the unkept secrets

of an unfaithful team

The unperfect sorrows

from the uncried tears

and the unread cards

of the unknown fears~

~There?s the dreaded moment when truth be told

When your blood is running hot and cold

Unsure of whether To rejoice or be glum

Unsure of what, you?ve just begun

Sometimes I wish that it were dead

Such evil thoughts run through my head

But once the sickness has gone away

I decide I need it, want it to stay

Him or her? I couldn?t care

Ginger, Brown, dark skinned or fair

Whichever I know ill surely love

I?ll be there when push comes to shove

Three months in, six left to go

It?s noticeable, a bump to show

I feel it kick, I sense it grow

Such love only a mum could know

Tragedy may strike my life

My babe will help me through that strife

One day we?ll marry,

True husband and wife

And this child I?ll love For all my life

Tragedy it struck alright

One dark cold, December night

At seven months in, I stood alone

I got back, my husband wasn?t home

A minute later the phone, it rang

The voice a song, so sadly sang

?Miss I?m afraid we did all we could do

But we can?t return him safe home to you.

The tears fell down, she knew it was true

She knew who he was, she simply knew

?He walked a road, stood by a car

When he crossed he stepped out just too far

For it came speeding, too fast to stop

And he died right there, right where he dropped?

I vowed I would never ever give in

I?ll come out on top, I?ll always win

I?ll keep going for my baby?s sake

I?ll beat the sadness

Defeat the fates

Then my hand begins to shake

Soon my whole body?s in a quake

I grab the phone, call 999

And pray to God I?ll be just fine

I open my eyes, I?m not at home

I turn and see I?m not alone

A big white room, a big white bed

I wonder? heaven? am I dead?

?You fainted dear, you?re in St. Luke

The fact your alive is quite a fluke

A shock attack did take its hold

Don?t cry dear, please try, be bold?

?The good news is you?ll stay alive

Though we?re not sure the baby will survive?

The sentence bounces round my head

I refuse to let them both be dead

For my husband they did all that they could do

But please, I can?t loose my baby too

I held on for two month, my baby was born!

Such joy, such elation, although I was warned

I heaved and I pushed and he finally did come

For all the emotion

The tears had begun

My baby was born as still as a doll

I lifted him, felt his little arms loll

Not once did he open his wee little eyes

Not once saw the world, before he died

Nine months of hopeful, waiting so

Nine months for joy ill never know~

~Dear stomach,

Although i know i will never get an answer i figured i should write.

To tell you I'm not giving up

without a pretty big fight

I'm disgusting, fat and ugly

all i feel is hate

so Ive decided to stop eating

so i can lose the weight..

My friends and family say

don't do it

your perfect how you are

But when i look at the other girls

Prettys pretty far...

3 months later...

Dear stomach,

They've locked me in a room

they're forcing me to eat

only i cant cuz I'm disgusting

i feel like Ive been beat..

This illness got inside me

and it crawled through my brain

now i see myself as blimpy

and its making me derranged

Id kill myself if they would

Just unlock these chains

and this tube is really bugging me

pumping food into my veins..

its all your fault I'm ugly

its all your fault I'm so fat

If i could just remove you

Id do it in a second flat..

So thanks for all the problems

and thanks for hating me..

I know i have to get better

But I'm not strong enough to fight this disease..

Dear stomach,

Well its me again and this time its to say..

I'm sorry that your rumbling, but i cant eat today..

My brain tells me that I'm hungry,

but the mirror says I'm not..

For once i want a guy to look and say..Wow that girls hot..

I feel like such a loser, nothing fits me right..

I want to be the sexy girl, with clothes a lil too tight..

Only these hips are more like mountains, and these legs like stretching seas..

And 86 pounds is way too much for me..

Its sad cuz I'm still ugly..after all I've done..

And everyone says I'm too skinny, but i know i weigh a ton..

They tell me i have to fight it, try and be alright..

But they don't understand how i feel every night..

When i close my eyes, i see those pretty girls..

Whose eyes light up and sparkle, the ones with bouncy curls..

Someday i hope I'm better..

Cuz i don't wanna be..the kind of girl that people look at and barely see.

Dear stomach,

I wish i could say i was better,

I wish i could lie and smile,

I wish i could get out of bed,

I try every once in a while..

I wish i could go to my own house

I wish i could forget this mess

I wish i had something to live for

I try, but I'm living less and less..

I wish i could just be simple

I wish they'd let me out

I wish i could take out this tube

I try, but then everyone shouts..

I wish i was stronger on the inside

I wish that i didn't hate me

I wish I never had to eat anything

I try not to but I'm not free..

I'm sorry ill never be perfect

I'm sorry you hate me so much

I'm sorry i don't fit the mold.

I tried but it wasn't enough!!~

~I don't understand,

I don't know why,

Why you did this to me,

Why you wanted to die.

I can't understand

Cuz it hurts like hell,

To think you felt so terrible,

And couldn't even tell.

I won't understand,

It was just so wrong,

You didn't have to leave,

As though you don't belong.

Now I feel so empty,

And everywhere I turn,

There's always something missing,

For you I always learn.

And it hurts me very much,

That you didn't say good-bye,

Just left one day without me,

Left me there to cry.

I don't understand,

Why you felt things were that bad,

That you just gave up everything,

You never knew or had.

I'm sorry I didn't know,

I'm sorry I wasn't there,

Now I'm here all alone,

You left, it's just not fair.

I can't understand,

How could you die,

When I need you so much?

In return, you make me cry.

I won't understand,

Why you took your life away,

I'll never make it without you,

It will never be OK.~

~mommy, johnny brought a gun to school

he told his friends that it was cool

and when he pulled the trigger back

it shot with a great "crack"

mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told

i went to school i got straight A's i even got the gold

but mommy when i went to school that day

i never said good bye

im sorry mommy i had to go

but mommy please dont cry

when johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

and all because johnny got the gun from his older brother

mommy please tell daddy that i love him very much

and please tell chris my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush

and tell my little sister that shes the only one now

and tell my dear sweet grandmother ill be waiting for her now

and tell all of my friend that they always were the best

mommy im not the first im no better than the rest

mommy tell my teachers that i wont show up for class

and never to foget this and please dont let it pass

and mommy tell the doctors i know they realy tried

i think i even saw a doctor trying not to cry

mommy im slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

but mommy please remember im in heaven with the rest

mommy i ran as fast as i could

and when i heard that crack mommy listen if you would

i wanted to go to college to try things that were new

i guess im not going with daddy on that trio to the new zoo

i wanted to get married i wanted to have a kid

i wanted to be an actress mommy i wanted tolive

but mommy i must go now the time is getting late

mommy tell chris im sorry to cancel our date

i love you mommy i always have i know you know its true

and mommy all thats left to say is mommy i love you~

~I sit here in my room

i hear them yell and scream

CRASH...there goes another glass

please wake me from this dream

I turn up the music

block out the sounds

of yet another fight

things crashing to the ground

I stand, my knees weak

and open the door

only a few inches

less then before

I see them there

i cant stand the sight

of being a witness

to another fight

I hear their words

and slam the door

lean against it

then fall to the floor

I close my eyes

and i try and block out

all of my pain

and all of my doubt

I feel the tears

run down my face

i think of the day

i will leave this place

I get up from the floor

and sit on my bed

stare at the walls

wishing i was dead

I look into the mirror

and i hate what i see

this pale, red eyed girl

just cant be me

Another scream

and my heart beats fast

i wanna run away

and leave behind my past

Soon they stop

and its quiet again

I'm still here alone

my reflection, my only friend

Hands shaking

inside it burns

because i know

next time its MY turn~

~All alone in his room

sitting deep in thought

about all the things

that he had been taught

In the other room

his parents scream and yell

the arguments about him

he can just tell

His dad shouts

about him failing class

he hears him say

he isn't smart enough to pass

His mum yells back

that tries his best

its not his fault

he cant keep up with the rest

They keep at it for hours

every word stings

do they know he can hear them

and how much pain it brings

He needs to get away

he cant stay here anymore

he grabs his backpack

and walks out the door

His dad stops him in the hall

and wont let him out

he tries to push past

his dad yells and shouts

His mum interferes

and gets slapped in the face

he helps her up

and makes sure shes safe

He retreats back to his room

to avoid getting hit

hes lost all his hope

hes just about to quit

He cant handle it

and he can no longer stay here

he cant keep on living

his life in fear

He climbs out the window

jumps to the ground

as hes walking away

he hears a terrible sound

A blood curdling scream

runs chills down his spine

he had a feeling of dread

that his dad had crossed the line

But he kept on walking

he roamed the streets

didn't stop once

all night on his feet

He snuck back to his house

just to see if he was missed

but when he got there

he curled up his fist

Flashing lights

sirens and confusion

this couldn't be happening

it must be an illusion

He pushed past the cops

and crossed the red tape

this was all his fault

why did he escape?

Blood on the walls

smell of death in the air

staring at his mothers body

just lying lifeless there

He fell to his knees

lost in despair

his dad killed his mum

because he hadn't been there

He found a note

just lying on the floor

written with blood

it chilled him to the core

Dear Son

Before i die

I had to tell you i love you

Please don't cry

I'm happier now

In a place without pain

I'm sorry your father

Always gave you the blame

I wasn't a very good mum

But still remember its true

No matter what happens

I will always love you

Be good my angel

Your dad loves you too

Even though he doesn't show it

Just know its true

He will always remember

the tragic day

it was his fault

his mother was taken away~

~Hey Dad

what do you say

do i still disappoint you

in every way?

Am i still the kid

you didn't want

is everything still

always my fault

Hey Dad

do you still smoke pot?

do you still have a temper

and swear a lot?

Are you still ashamed

because I'm not good enough

are u gonna tell me 2 grow up

and try and act tough

Hey Dad

do you still have two sides

nice and caring

then the other you hide

Do you still put on acts

to show everyone around

that your the greatest guy

that can ever be found

Hey Dad

do they still believe?

but when we get in the house

they've all been deceived

Do you still remember

all the fights

and that time you hit me

in the middle of the night

Hey Dad

do you remember what you said

all those words

that made me feel worthless

and wish i was dead

Did you even care

how much pain you caused

you didn't even hesitate

didn't even pause

And Dad

have you found this note

are you crying right now

as you read what i wrote?

Do you feel regret

knowing you wont see me again

knowing this is the last letter

i will ever send

Hey Dad

I'm sorry to say

that i cant be perfect

in every way

So take one last look

at my body on the floor

where i am now

you can hurt me any more~

~I wont move at all

as i take hit after hit

I'll stand there dying

bit by bit

I'll take your words

without a blink

as they invade my mind

but no thoughts will i think

I wont say a word

or cry another tear

I'm not afraid of death

i have nothing to fear

My eyes are blank & empty

this pain i don't feel

because nothing around me

is even real

Like a puppet

controlled by strings

like a fallen angel

who lost her wings

Like a surging ocean

without its waves

like a dead corpse

without a grave

I'm still alive

or i seem to be

but none of you know

none of you can see

That no one can hurt me

i don't feel pain

the words you yell

all seem the same

You cant destroy my faith

because its already gone

Ive accepted my death

Ive already mourned

On the inside

no feelings are there

no soul remains

i don't even care

So here i lie

motionless in bed

you cant destroy me

because I'm already dead~

~Its okay

don't worry about me

go on doing ur drugs

because u never see

Its okay

i know u don't care

the cuts will fade

but my hate for u is still there

Its okay

that u ignored my pain

it doesn't matter

that every day is the same

Its okay

when you turn your back

just know its your fault

i went down the wrong track

Its okay

that all those years

you put me through hell

I've used up all my tears

Its okay

that I'm scarred for life

that i don't trust anymore

and i live by the knife

Its okay

because i know one day

i will get to leave

you cant make me stay

And when I've left

gone for good

thats when u will feel

the guilt you should

But guess what mum & dad

its all okay

i don't want u anymore

because u pushed me away

So mum & dad

its really okay

cause I'm gonna be fine

but you...

i hope the guilt never goes away~

~Why do you hate me

is it my hair?

Is it the way i look at you

do u hate it when i stare

Why do i make you sick?

i don't understand

why you pull away

when i try to hold your hand

Why do you yell

when i touch your stuff?

i just wanna be pretty like you

is that too much

Why am i bad girl?

mummy tell me why

why do you say

i deserve to die

Why cant i sit with the family

when your all eating meals

I'm so thin and hungry

do you know how that feels?

Why do you hit me

I'm a b!tch, thats what you say

the cold, hard floor is my bed

where i lay

Why does daddy touch me

in the middle of the night

and why does he hit me

when i put up a fight

Why aren't i allowed

to go to school

you say its not worth it

that I'm just a hopeless fool

Why cant i have friends?

i really try and be good

i do what I'm told

and do what i should

I never said a word

when that nice lady came around

because of a neighbour

my bruises she found

She spoke in a soft voice

and asked me if things were ok

i lied for you mummy

were you proud of me that day?

Why did things get worse

from that moment on

i don't understand

what i did wrong

Why do you lock me

away in a room

for days at a time

i think ill die soon

Why do when i look

into your eyes

all i see is hate

it makes my hope die

I'm your little girl

why cant you see

how much the things u do

are hurting me

And why cant you love me?

do you hate me that much

I'm scared of you now

I'm scared of daddy's touch

I really try my best

why cant i make you proud

am i ugly?

am i too loud?

Mummy i love you

I'm sorry that I'm bad

But please mummy stop

i always feel so sad

I need you too love me

I need you to care

mummy it hurts

when your never there

What can i do?

don't hurt me anymore

~You've had sixteen years to listen

I screamed and said

To a mother who soon

Would find me dead

I ran to my room

Slammed the door

Looking for anything

I could find on the floor

As I searched threw my room

I couldn't stop crying

I could only think

About me dying

I found some rope,some pills

And a knife

As I sat and wondered

Is this really my life?

I wont lie to you

I really was scared

My heart was racing

I was so unprepared

I grabbed the pills

Swallow, choke

Grabbed my rope

This wasn't a joke

After that

I started to worry

Thoughts ran wild

Eyes got blurry

How could I do this

To myself

Who was I really hurting?

Only myself

I stepped back tried to take

My head from the rope

But just then I slipped

And began to choke

I was crying and screaming

But no one could hear

I could feel the end

Was coming near

Mom please help me

I tried to shout

But when I did

Nothing came out

Mom I'm sorry

I said as I cried

I didn't even want to go

I dont want to die

It's to late now

I'm slipping away

But I love you

And hope you’ll be okay

You've had sixteen years to listen

And you did nothing wrong

I'm sorry I'm leaving

…I'm sorry I’m gone~

~I'm tired of living this life.

I don't want to live this way.

So I'm deciding here and now

To give myself away.

Forget everything I did,

Forget everything I said.

I'll slice my wrist until I bleed

I'll be prettier with the red.

Next I will write a note,

With the words so very true.

"Goodbye, I'm never coming back,

With Love, from me to you."

After that, what I will do,

Staying true to my form,

I will wrap myself in my very best clothes,

But not to keep myself warm.

Last but not least, my final touch

A ribbon way up high.

I will wrap my neck up in this ribbon

And hang there til I die.

And there, so lovely, I will stay,

With my ribbon and letter too.

I left you behind forever more,

My gift from me to you~

~I cover my ears

It does not help

It makes me shudder

I wish to shout

Someone is coming

They followed me here

They’re inching closer

And getting near

My pace quickens

But don’t turn around

I’m scared to find out

Just what makes those sounds on the ground

Where do I go

No where to turn

I begin to cry

My eyes sting and burn

Clench my fists

Run and hide

I begin to tremble

And shut my eyes...~

~jenny was so happy about the house they had found

for once in her life twas the right side of town

she unpacked her things with such great ease

as she watched her new curtains flow through the breeze

how wonderful it was to have her own room

school would be starting she'd have friends over soon

there'd be sleepovers and parties, she was so happy

its just what she wanted her life to be

on the first day of school everything went great

she made new friends and got a date

she though" i want to be popular and im going to be

because i just got a date with a star of the team"

to be known in this school you had to have clout

and dating this guy would sure help her out

there was only one problem stopping her fate

her parent had said she was to young to date

"well i just wont tell them the entire truth.

they wont know the difference whats there to lose?"

jenny asked to stay with her friends that night

her parent frowned but said "all right"

excited she got ready for the big event

but as she rushed around like she had no sense

she began to fell guilty about all the lies

but whats a pizza a party and a moonlit ride?

well the pizza was good and the party was great

but the moonlit ride would have to wait

for dan was half drunk by the time

but he kissed her and said that he was just fine

then the room filled with smoke and dan took a puff

jenny couldnt beleive he was smoking that stuff

now dan was ready to ride to the point

but only after he smoked one more joint

they jumped in the car for the moonlit ride

not thinking that dan was to drunk to drive

they finaly made it to the point at last

and dan started trying to make a pass

"perhaps my parents were right...maybe i am to young.

boy how could i have ever ever been so dumb?"

with all her might she pushed dan away

"please take me home i dont wanna stay"

dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas

in a matter of seconds they were going to fast

as dan drove on in a fit of wild anger

jenny new that her life was in danger

she begged and pleaded for him to slow down

but he just went faster as they neared the town

"just let me get home!i'll confess that i lied

i really went out for a moonlit ride"

then all of a sudden she saw a big flash

"oh god please help us we're going to crash"

she doesnt remember the force of impact

just everything all of a sudden went black

she felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble

and heard "call an ambulence these kids are in trouble"

voices she heard a few words at best

but she new that there were two cars involved in the wreck

then wondered to herself if dan was alright

and if the people in the other car were alive

she awoke in the hospital to faces so sad

"you've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad

those voices echoed inside her head

as they gently told her that dan was dead

they said "jenny, we've done all we can do

but it looks like we'll lose you too"

"but the people in the other car?" jenny cried

"we're sorry jenny but they also died"

jenny prayed "god forgive me for what ive done

i only wanted to have one night of fun"

"tell those peoples families ive made their lives dim

and wish i could return their families to them

oh nurse wont you please tell them that for me?"

the nurse just stood there she never agreed

but took jennies hand with tears in her eyes

and a few moments later jenny had died

a man asked the nurse "why didnt you do your best

to bid that one girls last request?"

she looked at the man with eyes so sad

"because the people in the other car were her mom and dad"

this story is sad and unpleasant but true

so young people take need this could happen to you!~

~mommy went to heaven but i need her here today,

my tummy hurts and i fell down i need her right away,

i really need you operator, to find her in this book,

is heaven in the yellow parti dont know where to look,

i think my daddy need her to at night i hear him cry,

i hear him call her name sometimes but i simply dont know why,

maybe if i call her she will hurry home to me,

is heaven very far away is it across the sea,

shes been gone a long long time, she needs to come home now,

i really need to reach her but i simply dont know how,

help me find the number please is it listed under heaven,

i cant read thse big big words i am only seven,

im sorry operator, i didnt mean to make you cry,

is your tummy hurting to or is there something in your eye,

if i call my church maybe they will know,

mommy said if we need help thats where we have to go,

i found the number to my church, tacked up on the wall,

thank you operator, ill give them a call~

!#@$%&*QUOTES*&%$@#!

{~::+::~AWAY::MESSAGES~::+::~}

WARNING!

May insult you

~now i lay me down to sleep

leave a message at the beep

and if i die before i wake

remember to erase the tape~

~Outside making a square snowman be back never~

~Sorry I'm away spinning on my chair; I'm here...I'm away...I'm here...I'm away~

~When life hands me lemons I make lemonade.When life hands me messages from you I put an away message up~

~Yep...your right, im gone, im not here, im hiding, I walked away, im not present, I disappeared....your right, and if your lucky and you've been a good person then maybe, just maybe, I'll come back~

~ABCDEFG, gummy bears are after me.One is red and one is blue, the yellow one just stole my shoe, when I catch him I will sue, and then I will get back to you~

~I've always wanted to think of a really good away message...but....I'm too lazy~

~I would stay and chat but your _FAR_ too boring~

~Im sorry but I'd rather have a depth conversation about dog shit with my chair then talk to you at all~

~tis the season for my shower

fa la la la la la la la la

will be back in half an hour

fa la la la la la la la la~

~2468 feeling horny just cant wait,

3579 want your body next to mine

ABCD come and lay on top of me

UVWX call me when you feel like sex !!~

~I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls ..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.~

~These words are lovely dark and deep

But I've got promises to keep

and miles to go before I sleep

So leave a message at the beep~

~I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back.~

~There Mike sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Mike in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message~

~I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it... I mean, like, wait, shit. This is so confusing.~

~This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call~

~Talk To The Hand Coz The Face Aint Home! Plz Leave A Message After The Tone!~

~When your not looking, this message is in spanish.~

~suicide hotline...please hold~

{~::+::~FOUND::IN::CLASS~::+::~}

WARNING!

From a History Teacher

~Evil happens when Good People do nothing~

~A lie could travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on it's shoes~

~Don't judge a man by his question, but by his answer

~one day we will find out what is in the center of the universe and a lot of peple will be dissappointed that they are not it~

{~::+::~THINK::ABOUT::IT~::+::~}

WARNING!

May be forced to use brain

~tears are words that the heart wants to say when the mouth wont move~

~Who you are and what you see in the mirror are two different things~

~if you never take the chance to learn about someone, why would anyone take the chance to learn about you?~

~She smashed her rear view mirror because she's not looking back anymore~

~Life is 10% of what you make it and 90% of how you take it~

~if the majority of the world is weird, wouldn't weird be normal?~

~So you found out today your life's not the same... Not quite as perfect as it was yesterday... And I know it hurts and I know you feel torn... But you never gave up this easily before... So why do you choose today to give it all away...~

~giving up doesn't always mean you're weak, it just means that you are strong enough to let go~

~The reason most people fail instead of succeed is that they trade in what they want most for what they want at the moment~

~Why is it that we have 50 people to pick from for Ms. America and only two people to pick from for president?~

~stop worrying about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia~

~Ability is what you're capable of doing

Motivation determines what you do

Attitude determines how well you do it~

~Be yourself, everyone else is taken~

~Life is a full time job without the paycheck~

~The one that moves the mountain begins by carrying away small stones~

~We all make decisions that will change the rest of our lives. It is in these moments that heros are made~

~A drunk mans words, are a sober mans thoughts~

~instead of looking all your life for a path to follow, create your own~

~give me room to stand and I will move the earth~

~in every girls life there is a guy that she will never forget, and the summer where it all began~

~you repeat those three words yet you still don't know the meaning~

~I don't have low self-esteem I have high disregard for myself~

~Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,

They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,

And what's with all the carrots,

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?~

~Life is not like a pencil, if you make a mistake,it can't be erased. Life is more like a pen, you can use white out to cover it up , but you'll always be reminded of the spot where you made a mistake ..... ~

~Have you ever wondered what hurt more?!?

Saying something and wishing you hadn't...or saying nothing and wishing you had?~

~They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.~

~Real eyes realize real lies~

~Sometimes people put up walls. Not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down~

~I am not insane, insane is a person afflicted with characteristic of mental derangement~

~Insanity:Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results~

~Why am I so alone in a world full of people~

~Only in America do banks leave the doors open and chain the pens to the counters~

~An eye for an eye only leaves the world blind~

~Dont tell me the sky's the limit, I've seen footprints on the moon~

~"He see's you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.He knows if you've been bad or good" Is Santa a stalker?~

~the older i get the better i was~

~experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted~

~If guys had periods

They would compare the size of their tampons~

~birthdays are good for you. statistics show that those who have the most live the longest~

~it is not enough to win but to watch your enemies fail~

~i never apologize. i'm sorry that's just the way i am~

~if practice makes perfect and theres no such thing as perfect, why practice~

~you were born an original don't die a copy~

~how come leprachauns dance around gold when they love green so much~

~if your sailing to the desert and one of your wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 147 because ice-cream doesn't have any bones~

~yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present~

~sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them~

~the cutest kittens have the sharpest claws~

~if your parents didn't have children chances are you won't either~

~don't tell me the problem is a difficult one, if it wasn't difficult it wouldn't be a problem~

~grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill today because they pissed me off. and also help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they may be connected to the ass i have to kiss tomorrow.~

~Intellectuals solve problems - Geniuses prevent them~

~At 21, I'm old enough to drink, but mature enough to know better.~

~the bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat~

~Only a fool will test the depth of the water with both feet~

~if going to church makes you christian does going to a garage make you a car?~

~The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites~

~If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy~

~I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget~

~I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, i lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three~~

~I am an Atheist because it's God's Plan.~

~Is it still masturbation if you're a schitzo~

~KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names~

~i LoVe yOu I lOvE u i LoVe yOu dIvInE

cAn I pLeAsE HaVe Ur BuBblE gUm CuZ uR SiTtIn On MiNe~

~When you worry and hurry through your day, it's an unopened gift....Thrown away... Life is not a race. Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.~

~sex is fun

sex is a game

one night of pleasure

9 months of pain

Roses are red

Violets are blue.

AIDS are contagious.

So watch who you screw ~

~I used to have

*super human powers*

but my therapist

took them away~

~Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian~

~if you take my stuff you got good taste

but it don't take skill to copy and paste~

~Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?~

~Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a stright one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself~

~I`M tHe KiNdA pErSoN wHo LaUgHs aT a jOkE *3* tiMeS

|oNcE| __wHeN iT iS tOlD

|oNcE| __wHeN iT iS eXpLaInEd To Me

|oNcE| __ 5 MiNuTeS lAtEr wHeN i FiNaLlY gEt It~

~What do you call an african american who flies a plane?A pilot you fuckin racist~

~I'lL Go To YoUr FuNeRaL If YoU Go To MiNe~

~Bombing for peace is like having sex for virginity~

~life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain~

~In the end you will not remember the words of your enemies but the silence of your friends!~

~In school, we study the lesson first before we take the test...

In real life, we take the test first before we learn the lesson...~

~"You can't swim away from the truth, or eventually you will drown."~

~essay: to explain something that could have been said in two sentences~

~sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe in and sometimes you have to stand alone~

{~::+::~FRIENDSHIP~::+::~}

WARNING!

May bring back memories

~a friendship is like a bracelet, sometimes it falls apart but you can always put it back together~

~Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget~

~I have strength, I have strife

But without friends

what's left of life?~

~Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

Best friend: Calls your parents Dad and Mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry.

Best friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.

Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home.

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.

Best friend: They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember).

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff.

Friend: Only knows a few things about you.

Best friend: Could write a biography on your life story.

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best friend: Will always go with you~

~Cross your heart and hope to die

Clothes and makeup boys and lies

Forever there until the end

Definition of true best friends~

~We weren’t sisters by birth

But we new from the start

Fate brought us together

To be sisters by heart~

~I'll always be beside you until the very end, wiping all of your tears away. being your best friend. I'll smile when you smile, and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear, I promise I'll cry too.~

~True friends are the ones who shave their head when you found out you had cancer~

~It's the days like these... where we sit around and do nothing... the moments we laugh so hard we cry... the way we look at each other and know exactly whats going through our minds.. it's the stupid things, the inside jokes... that's the reason why we're [[ i n s e p e r e b l e ]]~

~A true friend wouldnt wish you a happy birthday.....a true friend would make sure you got one~

~A best friend is someone who screams to you in the hallways saying i love you not caring if anyone thinks they are a lesbian. only caring that you hear them everytime~

~A Simple Friend wonders about your past.

A Real Friend could blackmail you with it.

A Simple Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself.

Rebecca: A Simple Friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.

A Real Friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

When you want to die a simple friend talks you through it on the phone

A Real Friend drops all of her shit and runs to your house at any time

A simple friend tells you to stop hurting yourself

A Real Friend cleans all of the blood when you do

A simple friend lets you walk home alone

A Real Friend argues with you until one of you end up sleeping over at the others house~

~a ring is round it never ends thats how long i'll be your friend~

{~::+::~FUN::AND::RANDOM~::+::~}

WARNING!

May be weird

~Dear Santa,

Define, "Good"~

~no one is better than me

as i am better than no one else~

~we are all perfect

we are all beautiful

we are all eaqual~

~Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)~

~Gerge Bush says he reads the bible everyday. He's 56 years old, finish the book~

~Right, ok, thanks for whatever that was. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted~

~Don't do anything I wouldn't do but if you're going to do it do it twice~

~Santa isn't real. If a big fat man comes in the house, blow his fucking head off! The gun is by the cookies~

~Find a penny pick it up and for all day you'll have a penny. Why you're excited is a mystery to everyone here~

~Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God mad me beautiful,

What happened to you?

If you need a nickle,

I'll give you a dime.

But if you need a man,

Dont fuck with mine.~

~forget what youve heard recognize what you see i know youve heard rumors but here's the real me~

~Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow hem up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming 'Oh God, I'm cumming!"~

~Squirrels:natures little speed bumps~

~Box of matches: $3

Tank of gasoline: $30

Backstage pass to see britany spears: $250

Watching britany spears go up in flames: Priceless~

~Yankey doodle went to town riding on his mother.

Every time they hit a bump he had anther brother~

~Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill Do you wanna?

Jill said yes, took of her dress and they did hanky-panky

Silly Jill, forgot her pill

And out popped little Frankie!~

~I don't obsess over new trends and hair,

and I don't give a shit about what I wear.

but when your outfit's ready and your makeup's done,

you come to realize that punks have more fun~

~\B\*eautiful

/I/*ndividual

\T\*hat

/C/*auses

\H\*ardass's to cry ~

~-•(-•Bar lite•-)•- -

(¯`•bar brite•´¯)

(`·•1st drink•·´)

(¯`÷•i drink tonite•÷´¯)

i wish i may•

[i wish i mite]

•´¯remember what¯`•

•·´¯°· i did last nite·°¯`·•~

~An apple a day keeps the doctor away

but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!~

~party hardie , rock and roll ,

drink bacardi, smoke a bowl ,

all you preps who think your cool ,

kiss my ass cause stoners rule!!!~

~A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation~

~If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie~

~I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster~

~your only young once but you can be immature forever~

~curiosity killed the cat but the monkey gets away with murder~

~i didnt know running into a wall would hurt as much as it did. but here i am lying in a pile of my own blood in a coma, in the dark, hopeing that my faithful penguin sends for help. last time this happened the penguin just called me a pussy, took my shoes and ran away to be a showgirl in vegas~
~I never make mistakes, i thought i did once but i was wrong~

~the trouble with people is they won't admit their faults. i'd admit mine but i don't have any~

~if at first you don't succeed , destroy all evidence that you tried~

~a little voice in my head told me not to steal so i borrowed without permission instead~

~don't walk in my footsteps i run into walls~

~children=you spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk and spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut up~

~this world is going to hell and i'm driving the bus~

~sex drugs rock and roll, speed weed birth control, life's a bitch and then we die, so fuck the world and lets get high~

~When I Look At The Sun, I See U.......... When I Look At The Moon, I See U.........Excuse Me, Can U Move A Little Bit???????~

~A dentist invented the Electric Chair.~

~The voice in my head has a studder. it's really annoying~

~Fubu shirt~50$

S.Carter shoes~104$

ruff ryder jeans~150$

realizing that you're white...

priceless~

~Mommy said to never take candy from The Strangers... So i took candy from The Johnsons~

~U’ve got sex appeal.. u’ve got style…

u’ve got intelligence….

& a sexy smile, u’ve got da face…

& u’ve got da body n

I’ve got da wrong fuckin Number….

So Sorry!!!~

~I can't eat breakfast because im thinking about you. I can't eat lunch because im thinking about you. I can't eat dinner because im thinking about you. And i can't sleep because im bloody hungry~

~The next time your having a bad day, imagine this...

Your a siamese twin...

Your brother is conjoined at your shoulder...

Hes gay...

Your not...

He has a date coming over tonight...

You only have one ass~

{~::+::~GIRLS::ROCK~::+::~}

WARNING!

WILL insult boys

~life is short, buy the shoes~

~ Boy + Brain + Good Looks = Miracle~

~ I'm a princess all the way down to my glass sneakers and enchanted sweatpants~

~HER + SHE = hershey! chocolate was so made for girls~

~ hey women, need a laugh? ask a man to do a simple task~

~A man without a woman is like a vase without flowers. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.~

~I like my men how I like my ice, chopped up and in the freezer~

~good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to vegas~

~I have not failed in finding my true love I've just found 72 people who aren't him~

~Diamonds are not a girls best friend, Midol is~

~Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women~

~Many girls try to show their beauty to the world when perhaps we should try to hide it so guys will look for something more~

~You know, I wish guys wouldn't talk to my breasts. Maybe if I talk to the "head with the brains", I'd get his full attention?~

~"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."~

~a little girl got an ax and gave her mother 20 wacks. once she saw what she had done, she gave her father 41~

~Man: God, why did you make women?

GOD: For men to love!

Man: But why did you make them so dumb?

GOD: So they would love you back!

~a wise man once said, " i don't know go ask a women"~

~jack and jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.

jill came down with two fifty... go figure~

~are these your eyeballs? i found them in my breasts~

~well behaved women rarely make history~

~A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall , blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.

She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"~

~A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"~

~Two guys go into a store to buy a brain.The male brain costs $100 and the female brain costs $25.When they asked the clerk why the female brain costs so much less he replied "beacause the female brain has been used"(yeah no shit)~

~man:id like to call you what's your number woman:it's in the phone book man:but i don't know your name woman:that's in the phone book too man:what sign were you born under woman:no parking man:i know how to please a woman woman:than please leave me alone man:i'd go through anything for you woman: good! lets start with your bank account man:i would go to the end of the world for you woman:but would you stay there?~

~A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus I could not help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read, coming soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then she moved under one that read, Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read, William's Stick Did The Trick.' Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read, Dunlap Rubber would have prevented this accident." He won the case.~

~Face stays pretty with lipgloss and liner..when men ask my age I say chill I'm a minor~
{~::+::~HEARTBRAKE~::+::~}

WARNING!

Heart may tear

~You stole my heart,

your ripped it out,

and smashed it on the floor.

I smiled because you touched me~

~You said you loved me…congratulations you FAILED terribly…~

~you don't know who i am although i stand before your eyes~

~΃ Ï †ø£d hÎm hðw i fÊ€L åßøut hÍm, †hèñ hè wÖûlÐ knøw †hà† Í ëxi§têÐ~

~If dreams can become reality, why are you not with me? if wishes can come true, why do i still wonder where you are? and if prayers can be answered, whats taking God so long?~

~I'm going crazy, I don’t know what to do... I tried everything and I just can't get over you... After all this I realized it can’t be done... Deep inside my heart, you’re still the one~

~WHICH MATTERS MOST. Losing your love? or your love losing you?~

~I always look at the door hoping to hear you knock~

~Can you imagine it, u and me together.... me either~

~i tried to give my heart to you i tried to make it last, but its hard to give your heart when its stuck in the past~

~God made guys, god made dirt, god made girls but not to hurt~

~you waved your hand high and said goodbye i waved my hand low and said don't go~

~would you rather never see the one you love or never hear them say i love you~

~there are 3 types of rings, engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering~

~have i mentioned that i miss you and have i showed you my scar, it's the one from your knife when you stabbed out my heart~

~A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her & her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad~

~Its amazing how the same person who brought smiles to my lips, is now the one who brings tears to them.~

~I made a lot of stupid mistakes but, the worst was thinking the person who hurt me the most wouldn't hurt me again~

~For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It could have been.'~

~I'll hold you for a lifetime if you would take my hand, i love you like no other but you dont understand, so i'll dream of us together of how good it could be and i will keep my love a secret until ur in luv with me.~

{~::+::~INSULTS~::+::~}

WARNING!

May hurt your feelings

~Do you still love nature? Despite what it did to you?~

~I wished on a falling star and it came down, hit you in the head, and knocked you out. My wish was granted~

~Roses are red violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting the violets are dead

The sugar bowls empty and so is your head~

~I have you in my mind,

I have you in my liver

If I had you in my arms

I'd throw you in the river~

~*I'm the beauty in your soul. I'm the reason you loose control. I'm the one you want sooo bad, and I'm the one that you can't have!*~

~I had a wet dream about you last night,.......I pissed myself laughing when you fell off the cliff~

~when you laugh, i laugh, when you cry, i cry, when your sad, i'm sad, when your pissed, i'm pissed, when you jump out of a window, no one is going to know i pushed you~

~your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others~

~why don't you slip yourself into something more comfortable, like a coma~

~your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot~

~i asked mom if i was a gift and she said, "we certainly wouldn't have paid for you"~

~would you be to upset if i asked if you would take your stupid ass problems somewhere else~

~your so flat the walls are jealous~

~want to hear a joke, go look in the mirror~

~ men are kings, kings are rulers, rulers are 30cm, still think your a man? i didn't think so~>BR>
~When you laugh

i laugh

when you cry

i cry

when you jump off a mountain

i watch and laugh~

~yeah i'll cuss your ass off, you deserve it

just cause your popular, don't make you perfect~

~i don't know what your problem is but i bet it's hard to pronounce~

~Look everybody makes mistakes...Take your parents for example..~

~You're not an ugly person. You're a pretty monkey.~

~Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet, not in your bra~

~i saw a garbage truck driving yesterday, you never told me you were moving~

~100 thousand sperm, and you were the fastest?~

~practice safe sex, go screw yourself~

~If God created man, God can't be perfect.~

~Diamond ring-999$ Baby Phat outfit- 499$ Bra and panties- 30$ look on your face when i turn u down, PRICELESS~

~I wood rather b a bitch than a hoe

Rather tell it like it iz than blow every boy i no

Rather be nown for what i do not for who i screw

Wish i could say the same for you!!!~

~Blondes have more fun !

Brunettes can read !!!~

~Don't be sad,

Don't be blue

Frankenstein was ugly too!~

~If you're gonna Stab me in the back

Do me a favor while You're back there, and Kiss my ass~

~You laugh at me because you think i'm ugly. i laugh at you because we're twins~

~I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter, when she picked up something off the ground and put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?", she asked. I said, "Because it's dirty and has germs." Then she looked at me with total admiration and asked how I knew all this stuff. I was thinking quickly that everyone knows this stuff. I said, "Ummm....It's on the mommy test. You have to know it or they won't let you be a mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes. "I get it!" She had evidently been pondering this information. "Then if you fail you have to be the daddy!!!!!"~

~you tell me i run like a girl... well, maybe if you ran a little faster you could too~

~a brunnette named Tosha was upset and started crying when a blonde named Jenny beat her at checkers for the eighth time in a row.

blonde: "Oh! Cry me a river, Tosha. For Pete's sake! It was just a game."

brunnette: "I can't cry you a river. That's impossible."

blonde: "How's that?"

brunnette: "Because rivers have fresh water and tears are salty."

blonde: "All right...fine...then cry me an ocean!!"~

~Men are like................

Government Bonds

They take soooooooo long to mature.

Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Popcorn.

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Snowstorms.

You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Lava Lamps.

Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Parking Spots

All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.~

~You are not what you are but what you aren't. Therefore, you do not exist.~

~He doesn't know the definition of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the definition of most words~

~Here lies my wife: here let her lie ! Now she's at rest and so am I~

~You say I ain't worth it,

you say i'm a hoe.

Why waste your time,

talking shit you don't know~

~why did god create men?.....because vibrators cant mow the lawn~

~i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse~

~the next time you wave, please use all of your fingers~

~i'm not completely worthless, I could be used as a bad example~

~Smoke a smoke

Not a butt

Fuck a virgin

Not a slut.~

~sometimes i lye in bed and think to myself, "where have i gone wrong in life" then a voice pops in my head and says" this will take more then one night"~

~kid:i have a test tomorrow

dad:how do you think you'll do?

kid:im gonna flunk it

dad:come on now think positive

kid: ok im positive im gonna flunk it~

~An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop, observing a young man with orange, green, and blue spiked hair. After a few moments, the young man said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild?" The old man smiled and said, "Well, yes. I once had sex with a parrot, and I was wondering if you might be my son . . . "~

~My father's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there~

~Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!~

{~::+::~RIDDLES~::+::~}

WARNING!

May take a while

~what comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?~

~the maker doesnt want it, the buyer doesnt use it, and the user doesnt see it. what is it?~

~we are all around yet to us you are half blind, sunlight makes us invisible, and difficult to find. what are we~

~always old, sometimes new, never sad sometimes blue, never empty, sometimes full, never pushes always pulls. what am i~

~a black dog with a muzzle stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. none of the lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. a car with 2 broken headlights drived sraight towards the dog but turns just in time to avoid hitting him. How~

~how would you rearrange the words in "new door" to make one word(their is only one right answer)~

~what 5 letter word no matter how you pronounced it is always pronounced wrong~

~when asked how old she was, kim replied, in 2 years i will be twice as old as i was 5 years ago. how old is she~

~i take you by night and by day take you back, none suffer to have me but due from my lack, what am i~

~if A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4 and so forth, what 7 letter word would equal to 21? only one answer(it took my mom 3 fuckin days to get this answer and i want to thank my mom for that one)~

~Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars, spell it without any R's~

~theres a man in a cement block wiht no windows, doors or any way out. there is a mirror on a table and thats it. how does he get out?~

~the pope and bush are on a boat in the middle of the ocean with poparatzi everywhere photographing their every move. the pope's hat falls off and flys a few yards away from the boat. the secret service men take off there clothes and get ready to jump into the freezing water to get the hat, but bush stops them. "no no no you dont have to go, ill get the hat" he says. he goes out on the water and walks to the hat, walks back and gives him his hat. what do you think is in the newspaper the next day.~

~little nancy etticote, had a little petticoat, with a red nose, the longer it stands the shorter it grows. what is it?~

{~::+::~JOKES~::+::~}

WARNING!

May force you to urinate on yourself

~1. Say the word PIG before each word.

pigs

about

talking

idiot

this

got

I

long

how

look

2. Now say PIG before and after the words.

3. Finally, read the words starting from the bottom. ~

~*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?" ~

~A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"~

~ 13 Ways to Drive Ur Parents Nutz!

1. Follow them around the house wherever they go

2. Moo when they say your name

3. Run into walls

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

5. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on Ur face and say, good morning sunshine

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell DNA

7. Wear a sticker that says Im a retard

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time

9. In public yell,No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you

10. Do what they actually tell u

11. Jump off the roof trying to fly

12. At everything they say yell, Liar!

13. Try to swim in the floor~

~there was a plane. and there was micheal jackson on it and 2 other guys. and 5 kids. the plane was going to crash,and there was 3 parachutes. the 2 guys said "come on micheal lets get out of here be4 it blows!" micheal says: "what about the 5 kids?" the one guy says "oh, f*%k the kids!" micheal says: "do I still have time?"~

~Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, very Good and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, WHO is our Lord and Savior? But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, very good, and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, what did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, if you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!

The Teacher fainted.~

~One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in

despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.

Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinking man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.

Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresco...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!

Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.

Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?

Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.

Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if you overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!

Guy: Wow! I never realized Hell was such a swinging place!

Demon: You gay?

Guy: Uh no.

Demon: Ooh you're really gonna hate Fridays.~

~Would you consider abortion in the following 4 situations?

1. There's a preacher and wife who are very, very, poor. They already have 14 kids. Now she finds out she's pregnant with 15th. They're living in tremendous poverty. Considering their poverty and the excessive world population, would you consider recommending she get an abortion?

2. The father is sick with syphilis, the mother has TB. They have 4 children 1st is blind, 2nd is dead, 3rd is deaf, 4th has TB. She finds she's pregnant again. Given the extreme situation, would you consider recommending abortion?

3. A white man raped a 13 year old black girl and she got pregnant. If you were her parents, would you consider recommending abortion?

4. A teenage girl is pregnant. She's not married. Her fiance is not the father of the baby, & he's very upset. Would you consider recommending abortion?

Read on ... it really makes a good point ...

IF YOU CHOOSE ABORTION

1.In the first case, you have just killed John Wesley.

One of the great evangelists in the 19th century.

2. In the second case, you have killed Beethoven.

3. In the third case, you have killed Ethel Waters,

the great black gospel singer.

4. If you said yes to the fourth case,

you have just declared the murder of Jesus Christ !!~

~You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!~

~A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. Then they get to meet their maker, and because of their grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven. They're all lined up and God asks the first one what his wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his butt off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says, "Make 'em all ugly again!" ~

~An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the accident of evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw an 8-foot grizzly charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing. He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he to run even faster.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my God!"

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came from the sky......

"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw ....brought both paws together ....bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful, Amen."~

~Recipe For Making LOVE!

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs

4 Loving arms

2 Firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.

5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Licking mixing bowl after use is optional but advised.

3. If cake rises, you left the banana in too long!~

{~::+::~LOVE~::+::~}

WARNING!

May give subtle hints

~One things for sure...they were crazy about each other~

~there's over 6 billion people in the world and sometimes you only need 1~

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~I love him and i miss him next time i see him i am gonna kiss him~

~love might be a mistake, but it is a mistake worth making~

~My love, my soul and all that I acquire, is yours forever if you shall desire.~

~don't give up, you mean the world to someone~ ~when I look into your eyes I see a future, but when I look anywhere else I think our relationship is down the drain~ ~when the power of love overcomes the love of power....then the world will be at peace~

~Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control. ~

~I asked you if I was pretty, you said no.

I asked you if I was fat, you said yes of course.

I asked you if you wanted to be with me forever, you said no.

I asked you if you would cry if I walked away, you said no.

I had heard too much, and need to leave and as I walked away..

You grabbed my arm and told me to stay.

You said...

Your not pretty, your beautiful.

The only thing fat, or big, about you is your heart.

I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever.

And, baby, I wouldn't cry if you walked away...

I would die.~

~*..Wait for the boy who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kinda boy who brings out the best in you and makes you wanna be a better person. wait for the boy who will be your best friend, who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances. wait for the boy who makes you smile like no one else, and when he smiles, you know he needs you. wait for the boy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats and have no make-up on, but appreciates it when you get dolled up for him...and most of all, wait for the boy who will put you at the center of his universe, because that's where you belong ..* ~

~If a kiss were a raindrop, I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second, I'd send you hours. If smiles were water, I'd send you the sea. If love was a person, I'd send you me.~

~Eventually, one of two things will happen:

(+)He'll realize your worth it or (-)You'll realize he isn't~

~I might not look like the perfect woman, I might not be the smartest woman, I might not be the most talented woman, but im the one who loves you~

~The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive~

~Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your heart, I'll be your girl, give me your smile, give me your time, give me your love, I'll give you mine.~

~*if you love me* -sAy iT- *if you trust me* -dO iT- *if you want me* -sHoW iT- *if you need me* -pRoVe iT-~

~Torn between two WHo Do yoU CHooSe the one who you love oR THe oNe WHo LoVeS YoU~

~A hundred miles away and yet your still the only thing that can bring me to my knees~

~I wanted to give you a kiss...but I couldn't...

I wanted to give you a hug...but I couldn't...

I at least wanted to hold your hand...but I couldn't do that either, cuz ur so far away...

So I gave you the one thing I could...My heart~

There's love, and then there's infatuation.

love involves deep emotions and feelings,

infatuation is just about physical attraction.

so i have a question:

are you in love with me, or just infatuated?~

~When i tell you i Love you. . .

I don't say it out of habit

or to start a conversation.

I say it to remind you that

you're the {best} thing that

has ever happened to me...~

~I always look at the door hoping to hear you knock~

~If a big man comes in your house and stuffs you in a big green bag then dont worry, I asked Santa for you for Christmas~

~If love hurts then I'm gonna need more meds~

~Never give up

Always hold on

Never say goodbye

When your still in love~

~Never wait for tomorrow

Cause tomorrow might not come~

~sometimes what you want isn't always what you get, but in the end what you get is sooo much better than what you wanted~

~Love isnt what makes the world turn, its what makes the ride worthwhile~

~If you really love someone, put their name in a circle. Not a heart cuz a heart can easily be broken but a circle goes on forever~

~I went outside the other night, looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. Everything was going great but then I ran out of stars...~

~I had the chance to have anyone, be anyone, Love anyone...and i chose you!~

~For one minute I wish you could see yourself the way I see you, then you'd know how important you really are to me.~

~I'm jealous of every girl who ever hugged you because in that moment they held my world.~

~A bell is not a bell until you ring it; a song is not a song until you sing it. Love in your heart is not put there to stay; love is not love until you give it away~

~If you were to hold eleven roses in front of the mirror, you would see twelve of the world's most beautiful things.~

~Once upon a time something happened to me, it was the sweetest thing that could ever be, it was a dream come true, it was the day I met you~

~i wanna be the girl he looks at, smiles and says to his friends...she's the ONE...~

~When im tired and ugly,

you think im beautiful.

but when im unnaturally dressy,

you just laugh at me.

Thank You.~

~I ran up the door

Closed the stairs

Said my pajamas

Put on my prayers

Turned off the bed hopped into the light

All becuase u kissed me goodnight~

~Love is like a butterfly, chase it, it will fly away, be paitent and wait long enough, it will land in your hands~

~What every girl wants is to be able to go to her man, wearing sweats, hair a mess, make-up running down her face, eyes red from crying, and the first thing he says to you is, "You're beautiful."~

~Like a angel, like a dove,

your the one i truely love.

like a bird, like the sea,

i hope u only think of me.~

~*Roses are Red Violetz are blue*

im in love and yes with you.

u are tha sweetest thing i've ever tasted,

no time we shared was ever wasted.

mabye one day u'll love me too

till then i'll b here dreaming about u~

~Love is like an hourglass...the brain empties as the heart fills up...~

~All the love that history knows,

is said to be in a single rose.

Yet all that could be found in two,

is less than what I feel for you~

~The creation of woman was from the rib of a man, she was not made from his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved~

~I want a NOTEBOOK romance

A love like COREY and TOPANGA

A story like A WALK TO REMEMBER

And I want it all to be with YOU~

~Together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart.~

~so im praying youll find a way to love this crazy, clumsy, slow, unperfect, mess of a girl that i see everytime i look in the mirror~

~how do you no if he really loves you...its when u slap him and he kisses you...when u tell him u hate him and he tells u he loves u~

~Two Lovers Were Playing Hide & Seek! So The Girl Told The Guy ... "If You Find Me Gimme A Kiss, If You Don't Find Me I'm Behind The Door~

~if a big man tries to stuff you in a velvet bag, dont worry, i asked for you for christmas~

~when santa asked what i wanted for christmas i showed him a picture of you~

~your my anti [D.E.A.T.H]~

~i dreamed of a wedding. elaborate elegance. a church filled with flowers and friends. i asked him what kind of wedding he wished for, and he replied "one that would make you my wife"~

~one night the moon said to me "if love maks you sad than why dont you leave your lover?" i looked back at the moon and said :"would you leave your sky"?~

~Before there were no humans in the world, there were only feelings.They lived in this world like we do now. One day some of the feelings, love, hate, craziness, sadness, and happiness came together and they were walking.Then Craziness said : Lets play hide and seek. He was crazy, all the crazy and wild ideas came out from him. Then others said OK but decided to make him the one who would seek for others. Craziness did not think much. He said OK. He started counting. Then everyone hid somewhere. However Love was confused. He did not know where to hide.Then he just jumped into a bunch of roses. When craziness opened his eyes and started seeking for others, he was able to find everyone. However he could not find Love and he was mad.Then he saw that the bunch of roses and he noticed that they moved. Craziness was crazy, so he took the rake next to the roses and started looking between the roses with it. Just then everyone heard Love screaming. Love was hurt and he came out himself. He was blind. Craziness had made him blind. He had poked Loves eyes with the rake and now Love was blind. Then everyone said that craziness had to walk around with love all the time now to show him the way because he had made him blind. After that day, Love was blind and Love and Craziness always walked together. Also Craziness always made Love do crazy things. ~

~Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. ~

~old man: when we first got together, evry once in a while she would push me down the stairs.

old woman:*laughs*

old man: we have been together for 50 years, 50 years later and i still fall for her every day. ~

~If you stay true and promise not to bluff, i'll hold it down, when times are rough~

~Even if I was God and could do anything, I could never measure how much you mean to me, it wouldn't fit.~

{~::+::~SAD/EMO~::+::~}

WARNING!

You may cry

~I left a place with a high suicide rate for a place with a high homicide rate. I guess I'm just not the "do it yourself" type of person~

~I quit smoking cause I wanted to live. Now that im not smoking...I dont want to live anymore~

~People ask me why it's so hard to trust people, I ask people why it's so hard to keep a promise~

~Roses are red

Blood is red too

If you dont stop the bleeding

Then your life is through

But the cuts are relaxing

And the bloods getting cold

Now the bloods staining

A true heart of gold~

~I WISH I WAS THAT TEDDY BEAR THAT SAT UP ON YOUR BED

SO EACH TIME YOU DREAMED OF SOMEONE ELSE I COULD PUNCH YOU IN THE HEAD.~

~No one is happy all of the time, but some people feel as if they can never find happiness.

Some people feel as if their entire life is devoted to nothing but pain and hurt and loneliness..

Every day is a struggle, and every breath a fight for survival..

These people have a deep understanding of the word Depression.~

~I forgot where I was and who I could be.

All that mattered was that no one would see

The way my scissors brought me harm,

By leaving their footprints on my arm.~

~Blood is Red

My wrists are too

Im in pain

And its all cuz of you~

~There is only one rain cloud in the sky... and it's raining on me. Somehow I'm not surprised.~"

~sticks and stones may break my bones but words do permanent damage~

~The vandals came to my house last night,

The vandals came to beg,

The vandals came with a razor blade,

And cut my arms and legs.~

~Sometimes drugs help

Pain they help to ease

What happens when your savior

Becomes your disease~

~I CARVED Y0UR NAME iNT0 THiS BULLET S0 EVERY0NE W0ULD KN0W Y0U WERE THE LAST THiNG T0 G0 THRU MY HEAD...~

~(from the family guy's stewie) I know wat it is, it's just a blasted box with a handle that Iam suppose to turn around and around until POP a big Jack pops in my face u laugh the kids laugh the dog laughs and I die a little inside~

~To never be happy and never find peace,

a constant longing that never will cease.

To dream of a life with all that you need,

to never possess that for which you would bleed. ~

~If I smile and tell you everything is alright...that's what should worry you~

~Although I mite act like it doesnt hurt..

Your words cut me deeper then any of my blades~

~Take this razor sign your name across my wrist so everyone will know who left me like this.~

~I don't need someone to tell me it'll get better. i just need someone to be there for me incase it doesn't ~

~A cut on my wrist, what does it matter? A mistake called life caused my whole world to shatter~

~"If you don't understand my silence, you won't understand my words."~

~We all bleed in the same language~

~im a princess all the way down to my black converse and dickies~

~When it's time to dissect,

This one is sure to pass.

Becka gives a new meaning,

To the term "cutting class.~

~E – is for everything hateful inside.

V – is for vengeance and unholy pride.

I – is for infidels shall be eaten by ghouls.

L – is for lustfully disposing of fools~

~A cane, a contract,

Your hope quite grim.

Adopt this boy

And hell comes with him.~

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