Special Guest Episode
IM: Come on, babe, it's only 4am you can sleep when yer dead. Besides, I think you're gettting somewhere with that Sheila chick.
D: I'm thinking I should go to sleep, besides, Sheila is probably a thirteen year old boy masturbating to his pornographic wallpaper while he talks to me.
IM: Nah man, didn't you read her bio? She's a twenty-three year old lingerie model who's shy so she only talks to guys she meets on the net. Bio's don't lie baby. Here, I'll put on another pot of coffee, you just munch on these pixy stix while that brews. Can't have you groggy while you're chatting up a model, heh heh heh
At that moment Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) crashes through Dave's bay window.
SHGG: Halt Insomnia Man (taa-dum!)! You won't be muching up this young man's creb cycles today!
IM: Curses! It is my arch nemesis, Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!)! How did you get in here, you perky and rather attractive do-gooder? Ah, I see, the window, very dramatic. Nice touch.
D: My window! Don't you super powers ever use the door? It wasn't locked, look, it's even open! You break my window. Insomnia Man (taa-dum!) ripped off a substantial piece of my roof and my door is freaking open! Aaugh!
SHGG: (sheepishly) Well, you see Dave, flying in high winds can be tricky business, especially in this velvet tu-tu, lots of drag, you see. I was actually aiming for your door, then this nasty updraft caught me and sent me hurtling through your window. I'll get you the number of my Super Insurance
Agent.
IM: Yeah, flying is tricky business. Well, actually, I meant to land on your roof, but then I couldn't figure a way down, so I ripped a hold in your roof. But, hey, I'm a Super Villian, cope!
SHGG: Why didn't you just fly down and come in through the door, you silly villian? This is what insomnia gets you, Dave, muddled thought and a cranky demeanor. Is that what you really want?
D: Gosh, Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) I guess not, now that you put it that way. I suppose I really do need eight full hours of sleep each and every day in order to be healthy, happy and sharp with my wit. Caffeine and sugar are not really a substitute for a good nights rest. All they are is a quick fix and they stress your adrenal glands and your whole body, making you even more tired than if you just neglected the sleep in the first place. I sure have learned my lesson. From now on I get my energy the healthy way, with a balanced diet, lots of water, and at least eight full hours of sleep a night!
SHGG: That's great Dave, here is some Spirulina tablets to get your body on the road to recovery as well as some Valerian Root capsules to help you get back into the swing of sleeping at night.
IM: Curse you Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!)! He was in my clutches and now I am foiled by proper nutrition and body maintenance! (Insomnia Man (taa-dum!) leaps out the broken window) I'll be baaack!
SHGG: Body maintenance? That reminds me Dave, here's the number of an excellent chiropractor in your area, he should be able to answer any questions when I'm gone.
D: Gosh, thanks Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!). You really saved the day! I guess I should say good night to Sheila and head off to dream land!
SHGG: Don't worry about Sheila, Dave. Sheila is actually a very disturbed young boy, I'm heading there now, to have a little talk with "Sheila".
D: You really are a Super Heroine, Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!)!
SHGG: Thanks, Dave. I know.
(And so ends another episode of Super Happy Gothic GIrl (ta da!). Tune in next time to hear Super Happy Gothic Girl (ta da!) say.....)
SHGG: Oh, sweetie, let me help you with that eye liner, you've almost got it, really!
And like the others, it is also copyrighted.
Thank you and good night.
