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Rex Hunt –

Best of the best nicknames for AFL players

OK, for those of you who don’t live in Australia (and also for those who live in Australia, but not in Victoria) – and for those who don’t listen to the footy on the radio….OK this page is for a niche market – but those who know Rex Hunt will enjoy this one.

Anyway, Rex Hunt is a commentator for the AFL on the radio. He is renowned for his unique style of commentary where he gets excited about everything. He also has his own nicknames for some of the players, ranging from the very clever (The Primary Producer - Jeff Farmer) to the not so clever (Not White – Simon Black).

If you know of any more that are not on my list, please email me on gothelobsters@hotmail.com

Here is a list of some of the nicknames:

Cameron the Bruce - Cameron Bruce

Leo King - Stephen King

Yaableeett - Gary Ablett Jr.

Jack Nicholson - Alistair Nicholson

Dusty Miller - Brad Miller

Johnny Rivers - Jared Rivers

Jeff White-You're-Alright - Jeff White

Gunner's Boy - Matthew Scarlett

Sammy Hamill - Aaron Hamill

Father Bob Maguire - Matt Maguire

Dreams are Ten a Penny - Luke Penny

Harry Hayes - Lenny Hayes

Cuddles' Kid - Luke Ball

Shags Grant - Shannon Grant

Big Red - Lance Whitnall

Not White - Simon Black

The Primary Producer - Jeff Farmer

Ding Dong Bell - Peter Bell

Son of Russell - Brett Ebert

The Stove - Matthew Primus

Yeah Yeah Francou - Josh Francou

Hentschel Hill of Grace - Trent Hentschel

Cupi-doll - Damien Cupido

The Chrome Motor Bike - Tom Harley

Looney Mooney - Cameron Mooney

Arnaud Clement - James Clement

A Boy Named Jude - Jude Bolton

Goodie Goodie Two Shoes - Adam Goodes

Captain Kirk - Brett Kirk

Big Bad Barry - Barry Hall

The Butler - Sam Butler

Kissin' Cousins - Ben Cousins

Ashley Judd - Chris Judd

Banger - Robert Harvey

The Ute - Matthew Carr

Leo Schofield - Josh Schofield

Chuck Williams - Mark Williams

The Baby-Faced Assassin - Brad Johnson

Lionel Murphy - Robert Murphy

And a picked out a few of my favourites:

Not Rex - Josh Hunt

Adem Ouze-B - Adem Yze

The Street - Cain Ackland

Rocca Bye Baby - Anthony Rocca

The Primary Producer - Jeff Farmer

The Virus - Dominic Cassisi

The Appliance - Michael Braun

The Mediator - Troy Makepeace

The Stadium - Andrew Embley

The Galloping Lamp Post - Aaron Sandilands

Not-A-Well-Man - Sean Wellman

The Cranium; Desert Head - Mil Hanna

If you know of any more that are not on my list, please email me on gothelobsters@hotmail.com