Conversation Style

No 1:

• Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
• Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

No 2:

• Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
• Pupil: The moon.
• Teacher: Why?
• Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont' need it.

No 3:

• Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
• Pupil: A teacher.

No 4:

• Waiter: Would you like your coffee black.
• Customer: What other colours do you have?

No 5:

• Pupil:Did you know that the most intelligent person is going deaf?
• Teacher: Really. Who is it?
• Pupil: Pardon.

No 6:

• Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot.
• Sam: It's a family tradition.
• Teacher: What do you mean?
• Sam: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
• Teacher: What about your mother?
• Sam: She's a woman.

No 7:

• Tarun: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
• Dinesh: You just send a telgram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

No 8:

• Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
• Student: Brotherly love.

No 9:

• Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
• Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook

No 10:

• Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
• Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.

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