On seeing that, the invigilator rushed forward and asked "Bean why are you stripping yourself?"

To which Mr Bean replied "But the instruction say: ANSWER IN BRIEF."

The doctor told Mr Bean that if he ran 8 kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Mr Bean called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.

"I'm 2400 km from home."

2 Beans got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They take 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off.

One asks the other "What happens if the bombs blast off now"

The other says "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"

Mr Bean was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.

Then he came to the column "SALARY EXPECTED". He was not sure what to write there. After much thought he wrote : Yes.