A Parrot

A Parrot...

• The owner said that he had a parrot that the local brothel had given to him.
• Mrs. Smith asked if it could talk. When the owner said yes, she bought it.
• She took the parrot home in a cage with a cover over it, as it was late in the evening. When she arrived home, she took the cover off the cage, and the parrot squawked:
• "Awwk, new place!
• Awwk, new madam!"
• Mrs. Smith was horrified by this and covered up the cage. Later, Mrs. Smith's two daughters were delighted when they saw a bird cage in their living room. As they lifted up the cover, the bird squawked:
• "Awwk, new place!
• Awwk, new madam!
• Awwk, new girls!"
• Slightly confused, the girls covered up the cage and left. That night, when Mr. Smith got home from work, his wife and daughters wanted him to look at the new bird. When he lifted up the cover on the cage, the parrot squawked:
• "Awwk, new place!
• Awwk, new madam!
• Awwk, new girls!
• Awwk, same old customers, hiya Fred !"

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