Singh

About Singh....... (don't be offended)
WHAT DO U CALL.....======> 
  - A SINGH WHO IS A DRUNK - YUM-SENG
 
  - A SINGH WHO IS A GANGSTER - SUM-SENG
 
  - A SINGH WHO IS LOST - MISSING
 
  - A SINGH WHO IS NOISY - BEE-SING
 
  - A SINGH WHO LIKES HERBS - GIN-SENG
 
  - THE SINGH WHO KILLED MRS GANDHI - ASSASSIN
 
  - MRS GANDHI'S LAST WORDS - BAI-YEE BAI-YEE
 
  - A SINGH WHO LIVES HALFWAY BETWEEN SINGAPORE AND KUANTAN
    -MERSING
 
  - A SINGH WITH ONE TESTICLE - BALWANT SINGH
 
  - THE LAST SINGH LEFT IN THE WORLD - JASWANT SINGH
 
  - A SINGH SWIMMING IN AN ICE POOL - KULDIP SINGH
 
  - A SINGH SWIMMING UNDERWATER IN AN ICE POOL - KULDIP SINGH
    GILL
 
  - A SINGH WHO COMES TO SEE YOU EVERY THREE DAYS - SARJIT
    SINGH
 
  - A SINGH PARKING ATTENDANT - PAKIR SINGH
 
  - A SINGH WHO IS COMING TOMORROW - MARJIT SINGH
 
  - A SINGH WHO IS FRIENDLY TO THE MALAYS - KALWANT SINGH
 
  - A SINGH WHO IS FRIENDLY TO THE AMERICANS - PAL SINGH
 
  - A LADY SINGH POSING IN PLAYBOY'S CENTREFOLD - BOH CHENG
    KAUR
 
  - A PORNOGRAPHIC LADY SINGH - HARD KAUR
 
  - A SINGH WHO CELEBRATES MOTHER'S DAY - AMAJIT SINGH
 
  - A SINGH WHO WORKS EXTREMELY HARD - CHOOR SINGH
 
  - A SINGH WHO IS BLIND - BUTA SINGH
 
  - A TWO WHEELER TRANSPORTATION FOR A SINGH - BAI-YEE CYCLE
 
  - A SINGH WHO USES INSECTISIDE - BAI-YEE-GON
 
  - A SINGH WHO COSTS SIX MILLION DOLLARS - BAI-YEE-ONIC
 
  - A SINGH HOLY BOOK - BAI-YEE-BLE
 
  - A BABY SINGH - BAI-YEE-BEE
 
  - THE STUDY OF SINGHS - BAI-YEE-OLOGY
 
  - THE STUDY OF SMALL SINGHS - MICRO BAI-YEE-OLOGY
 
  - OPERATING ON A SINGH WITH A HEART PROBLEM - BAI-YEE-PASS
    SURGERY
 
  - A SINGH RECOVERING FROM AN OPERATION - CONVALESCING
 
  - A SINGH WHO LIKES TO DRINK SOYA BEAN MILK - YEO HIAP SENG
 
  - A SINGH WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH TOPS - GA-SING
 
  - THE SINGH'S FAVOURITE POP SINGER: BARRY MANILOW - BECAUSE
    HE WROTE THE SONG TO MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING
 
  - A NERVOUS SINGH - JEETER SINGH
 
  - A SINGH WHO LIKES TO SWEAR - TUNA SINGH
 
  - A SINGH LIKES TO EAT DIRTY THINGS - HOR SINGH
 
  - A SINGH WITHOUT A HEAD - MO-TAU SINGH
 


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