The differences between man & woman

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful women is one who can find such a man.

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

• A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
• A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

• To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
• To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

• Men marry because they are tired.
• Women marry because they are curious.
• Both are disappointed.

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

• A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
• A man, of the woman who he didn't.

• There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman;
• Before marriage and After marriage.

• Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:
• One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

• Married men live longer than single men.
• But married men are a lot more willing to die.

• Any married man should forget his mistakes.
• No use two people remembering the same thing.

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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