If you love someone...

See which one suits you best, and not hesitate to tell me....

• If you love someone,
• Set her free...
• If she comes back, she's yours,
• If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS

Pessimist:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• If she ever comes back, she's yours,
• If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ...

Optimist:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

Case 1:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Case 2:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• But get someone to follow her

Case 3:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• But are you sure you love that someone?

Go-getter:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• If she comes back, she's yours,
• If she doesn't, go get her !

Hunter:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• Don't even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down !

Impatient:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• If she doesn't comes back within some time, forget her.

Patient:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• If she doesn't come back,
• Continue to wait until she comes back.

Playful:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free ...
• If she comes back, and if you still love her,
• set her free again, and REPEAT

C++ Programmer:

• if( you -> love(m_she) )
• m_she -> free() ;
• if( m_she == NULL )
• m_she = new CShe;

THE REAL NEW ONES

Posessive:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free?
• NEVER!

Paranoid:

• If you love someone,
• When you let her go,
• she'll be out to get you.

Fascist:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free..
• She WILL come back or be shot.
• She WILL be yours or be shot.

Old-Fashioned/Conservative:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free,
• But only if chaperoned by her parents.

THE NEW ADDITIONS

Animal-Rights Activist:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free,
• In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free,
• Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that ...

Bill Gates:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free,
• If she comes back,
• I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free,
• She'll evolve.

Statisticians:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free,
• If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
• If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Dental hygienist:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free,
• She'll be back when the cavity strikes.

Shwarzenegger's fans:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free,
• SHE'LL BE BACK!

Weatherman:

• If you love someone,
• Set her free,
• If she come back, it's back !
• If she doesn't ... who cares !

Pathetic:

• If you love someone,
• set her free,
• If she comes back, okay !
• If she doesn't, how could her !

Sore-looser:

• If you love someone,
• Let her go,
• If she comes back, dump her !
• If she doesn't, make up bad stories about her.

So, which one...huh???

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