Question: What flower is in between your nose and your
chin?
Answer: Two lips!
No 2:
Question: How do you confuse a stupid person?
Answer: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in
the corner.
No 3:
Question: There is a man that lives on the top floor of a
very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the
building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in
the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless its raining! WHY?
Answer: The man is very short (Vertically challenged!) and
so can only reach half way up the lift buttons! However, if it is raining then he will
have his umbrella with him and so can press the higher buttons with that!
No 4:
Question: A man's car stops outside a hotel and he
immediately knows that he is bankrupt. Why does he know this?
Answer: He is playing monopoly!
No 5:
Question: A man leaves home and walks for a distance,
takes a left turn and walks the same distance, makes another left turn, and walks the same
distance, makes a third left turn and walks the same distance as he gets there, two men
wearing masks are awaiting him. WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHO ARE THE MASKED MEN?
Answer: The man was playing baseball!
No 6:
Question: A man and his son are in a car accident. The
father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the
surgeon says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?
Answer: The surgeon is the boy's mother!
No 7:
Question: There is a prison built on an island in the
middle of a huge lake. One morning, the warden wakes up his deputy to tell him that one of
the inmates has escaped, and all he did was too tie two pieces of string together! When
the deputy asks the warden who it was, the warden replies "Jones" where upon the
deputy says that, that is impossible, as Jones can not swim a stroke! How did Jones escape
when he cant swim at all?
Answer: The two pieces of string were laces to the ice
skates that he ties to his feet - it was winter and the lake was frozen over!
No 8:
Question: A man is wearing black. shoes, socks, trousers,
jumper, Gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps
off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off too but some how manages to stop
in time. How did the driver see the man?
Answer: It was day time!
No 9:
Question: In a ship there is a sailor named Jim, he's the
worst sailor any Ship can get: lazy, dumb, and a trouble maker. One day the captain said:
I wish I had ten sailors like Jim. Why?
Answer: There is more than 10 sailors like Jim in his ship
so he wish he had less.
No 10:
Question: A man was driving a car and picked up two
hitchhikers along his way. When the man arrived to his destination, the first hitcher left
the car, and the second one died. Why?
Answer: The car was a lorry without a roof or cover. It
carried one coffin. The cabin was very small. After the first hitcher got in the back, it
began to rain heavily. Naturally, he climbed inside the coffin to protect himself from the
rain (and closed the lid). The second one saw a covered coffin, assumed there is a corpse
inside and had to soak under the rain. When they arrived, the sight of the coffin lid
rising killed the second guy..
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