Welcome to “Kaun Banega Crorepati Contest”

 Host:Amitabh Bachan       

 Participant:Santa Singh


We have our famous friend “Santa Singh” qualifying for the seat in “Kaun Banega Crorpati”

 

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Ok Santa Singh I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.

 

Santa Singh Says:Oh je Wah-e-guru da khalsa wah-e-guru de fatah.

Chak denge Phatte aj,tussi start karo je.

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:To Santa je ap yahan apne daddy ke saath aye hain?

 

Santa Singh Says:Jee.

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:App ke daddy ka naam santa je?

 

Santa Singh Says:……………….

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:App ke Daddy ka naam kiya hai Santa je?

 

Santa Singh Says:Hu Hu

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Santa je ap apne daddy ka naam nahi batana Chahte kiya?

 

Santa Singh Says:Jee pehle mujhey 4 Options to dijiye.

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Santa jee,yeh koi sawal nahi hai,mein to sirf ap ke daddy ka naam pooch raha hoon.

 

Santa Singh Says:Oh sorry Sir je,mere Daddy ka naam hai BALWINDER SINGH

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Ok Santa je this is your first question for 1000 RS.

Which state has the largest sikh population?

And your options are:-

A.Punjab

B.Punjab

C.Punjab

D.Punjab

 

Santa Singh Says:Oh je how much time do I have to answer this question?

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Samay ke koi Pabandhi nahi hai Santa je,you can take your time.

 

Santa Singh (giggles) and Says:Sir je tricky sawal poocha hai apne.

 I Would like to use my Lifeline.

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:I am not surprised on it,which one you would like to use?

 

Santa Singh Says:Audience poll.

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Ok audience please be ready with your voting pads,and your time starts now.

 

“After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board”

A.25%

B.25%

C.25%  

D.25%

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Santa je this is not good situation for you,I can share your disgust here.

 

“PAR KYA KAREIN JANTA TO JANARDHAN HOTI HAI”.

So you would like to go with which option?

 

Santa Singh Says:Yeh mere saath he kiyun hota hai.Phansa diya sirje ap ke audience ne to.

 

“I think I have to use my second lifelife……50-50

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Very good 50-50 ka istemal karna chahenge.

 

“MAAN mein shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karna chahiye,mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon”

 

    (Amitabh Bachan gets closer to Santa Singh and whispers in his ears….isi ke to mujhe paise milte hain)

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Ok computer je 2 ghalat jawab mita diye jaiyen.

 

COMPUTER DISPLAYS…A.Punjab and C.Punjab

 

Santa Singh Says:Baree chaalu machine hai sirje ap ke,mein choroonga nahi iss ko.

 

Wah-e-guru ke kasam mujhe third lifeline bhi chahiye.

 

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Kamal hai Santa je,I must congratulate you,you have broken a record of using all the lifelines in the very first question.This is great.

 

Ok,PHONE A FRIEND…Kis ko Phone karna chahenge ap?

 

Santa Singh Says:My one and only mera langotiya yaar,,….Banta Singh.

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Ok Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.App Donon ikhate he kaam karte hain kiya?

 

Santa Singh Says:Oh nahin je hum log 6 saal se 10th mein fail ho rahe hain.Baree Pakki yaari hai je hamari,Wah-e-Guru de Kasam.

 

Phone rings,BANTA picks it “Kon hai Oye,adhii raat”

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Hello Banta je mein Amitabh Bachan bol raha hoon STAR PLUS ke kaun banega crore pati se.

 

Banta Says:OOOOOOOO Bachan je sasriyakaal,Koi aur hota to us ki to mein ………..Kee haal Chaal hai Sirje.

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Mein theek hoon Banta je,par yeh aik family show hai isi liye ap apshabdon ka prayog na karien to bahtar hoga.Ap ke dost yahan baithe hain mere saath aur……….

 

Banta(Interrupts and Says):Aur woo Sala pehle he question per atak gaya hoga,khota hai sala sawal poocho je.

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Ap Ko sirf tees senconds diye jaiynge…….hmm,challiye mein ap ko special case ke tarhan treat karke 1 minute doonga.

 

“AUR AP KA SAMMAE SHURU HOTA HAI AB”

 

Santa Singh Says:Oye Banta kee ho raha hay yaar?

 

Banta says:Oye Ullu ke dum,saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote.

 

“Sawere doodh wala aya se,paise mang raya si,aur khotya tu meri kameez pahan gaya,saale chakki se ata lana tha ab tera baap laye ga”

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Santa je kiya kar rahae hain Samae khatam ho raha hai.

 

Santa Singh Says:Oye haan Chor usse,sawal hey banta(he tells him the question)

 

Banta Says:Saale saare zindage teri nakal kar ker ke fail hota raha hoon,lakin is ka jawaab mujhe ata hai.Kalank hai to punjab ke naam per.

 

“Is ka Jawab punjab hai ullu”

 

Santa Singh Says:oye…par   (And the clock stops)

 

Amitabh Bachan Says:Samay khatam,ap ke miter ne jawab de diya hai,ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke ap yahan se kam se kam 1000 RS le ker he jayinge.

 

Santa Singh Says:Ullu ka patha hai je yeh,Yeh to mujhe bhi pata tha lakin saale ne yeh nahin bataya hai key JAWAB “A” hay yah “B” hai.