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My Resignation
I am hereby officially submitting my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a five year old again: I want to go to McDonald's and think it's a four-star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a pond with rocks. I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its trunk. I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to think a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill because it's prettier and weighs more. I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake. I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all I knew were colors, multiplication tables and nursery rhymes. When I didn't know what I know now. When I was to be happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that would make me unhappy. I want to think the world is fair. I want to think that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again. I want to live simply...I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in a month than there is money in the bank, doctors' appointments, illness and the loss of loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, dreams, the imagination, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a boo-boo go away, making angels in the snow and that my dad and Jesus are the two strongest people in the world. So here's my checkbook, my credit cards, my job, the house, my e-mail addresses, computer and watch. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause "Tag!! You're It!!"

Remember the feeling as a child when you woke up and the morning smiled?