GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

Hey Sonnyboy What's up it's Grampa Let's Si....tell ya ahh never mind I forget it!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer That's right Bob you tell him.
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. It was on Christmas.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, That's right Sonnyboy!
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. That's right Bob.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog, Yeah she was drunk!
And we begged her not to go. Yes! Grandma No! No! Don't go!
But she forgot her medication, Yeah she didn't take the pill!
And she staggered out the
door into the snow. Yeah rolled like a barrel!

When we found her Christmas morning, She didn't look to good.
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks
on her back. That's right Bob you got it sonnyboy!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Yes!
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. He ran her over like you wouldn't believe!
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, That's right bob.
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. We believe like we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, Thank you. Thank you Bob, Larry, Mel, Gus thank you.
He's been taking this so well. My grand children.
See him in there watching football, That's right.
Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Mel. Give me the beer Dagnabbit!

It's not Christmas without Grandma, No it's nooot.
All the family's dressed in black. Yes!
And we just can't help but wonder Yes!
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back?
Or send them back? Keep them Dagnabbit!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Yeah he ran her over alright!
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. It was on Christmas that he ran over her.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, He was a big guy, yes!
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. That's right Bob.

Now the goose is on the table (sniff) Smells good sonnyboy!
And the pudding made of fig
(ahhhhh!)
Yes, Fig!

And the blue and silver candles, It's blue and silver.
That would just have matched the hair
in Grandma's wig. It matches 'em like ya wouldn't believe!

I've warned all my friends and neighbours, Yes! Don't go blah blah blah blah santa claus blah blah blah blah!
Better watch out for yourselves. Because tell 'em!
They should never give a license, That's right Bob!
To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves. Haha Dagnabbit sonnboy!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Yes!
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. It was on Christmas alright!
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, NNNNNNNo such thing as Santa!
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. We believe.

Sing it, Grandpa!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, that's right!

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, sonnyboy!

But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.
But as for me an' Grandpa, that's me, we belieeeeeve yeeeeees.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas! Thanks a lot Bob, Mel, Gus the rest of you guys. Yes! See ya!