1. Destroy Spanish Works of Art, Literature, and Design.
2. Use your Spanish Textbooks in place of wood for your fireplace this holiday season.
3. When you get back your Spanish Quiz Scores, (Ex. 9/20  "Bien! F+ Domingo!") ask for a recount. If you dont get a better score, ask her to modify the grading procedure to throw out the wrong questions and only count the questions that you got right.
4. Spain invented "Flan" the Jello with syrup.
5. Call you Spanish Teacher "Senior Diablo"
6. Blame it on Al Gore.
7.The Spanish inquisition forced thousands to convert to Spanish or die. we are seeing a revival of this tactic with the phrase "Me Gusta Espanol" - Trust me, its mind-washing!
8. As Stated in Bush's Inageration speach, "An Angel is still riding in the Whirlwind" Current Studies show that Spain has an abundance of Tornados.
9. How Quaint.

Look at the pretty colors. This has nothing to do with Spanish.

No, this is not Dungeons and Dragons. Its your Spanish teacher.