A's- Jehan is strong and makes personal decisions without reference to how others will react. He is capable of taking criticism but won't give into pressure. He can make independent decisions and is in control of his life.
B's- Jehan doesn't hold back when something needs to be said or done, but he doesn't feel the need to fight to get his way. He has a natural authority, not because of his long-suffering nature, but because anyone who would eat that mayonnaise/ketchup/mustard stuff is capable of doing something CRAZY.
C's- Experience has hardened Jehan's poor little heart, and many opinions are planted firmly in his head. And if you think that you can just try to change him with no regard to what HE wants, to HIS needs, well then some bad stuff is gonna go down, sister. (Sorry, I kinda went on a rant there. You can disregard all of that if you want to, but if you think about it, if I really wanted you to disregard it, I would have just deleted it. So you don't know what to do now, do you? Do you?)
E's- Jehan expresses his beliefs openly, and is not afraid of appearing vulnerable or getting hurt if it means gaining a better understanding of life. He is in touch with his deepest emotions and has strong sexual urges. (No comment. Okay, technically, I guess that was a comment here, but the important thing is that the words "no comment" were used here to confirm the statement that Jehan has strong sexual urges in a comical manner.)
F's- Jehan expresses his thoughts and beliefs clearly and expects to be taken seriously (except for when he's trying to show Gwen how putting a feed bag at the side of the horse's mouth would still be humane). He is direct and sincere, and does not tend to back down when something needs to be said.
I's- Jehan is independent, thinks clearly, and is firm in the decisions that he makes.
J's- I don't feel like paraphrasing, so: "A balanced, free-wheeling approach to friendships. People come and go through this person's life without obligation or restraint. He is not possessive or jealous. Everyone is invited to the party, and they can leave when they like. Always changing friends, always surrounded by interesting people. Fun."
L's- Jehan has broad liberal views regarding sex (and so does Faith. Coincidence?). He has no fears about expressing his feelings, blah, blah, blah.
N's- Jehan is stable and resilient. He is unshakable in crises, as if he were a rock (and not one of those midget, fake-out rocks, Gwen).
O's- Jehan is open and sincere about his feelings, but doesn't protect the tender teenage psyche lurking behind those sideburns. Sometimes, it would be better for him not to express his views on the humane use of feedbags.
Q's- Jehan has accumulated a lot of wisdom through his experiences, such as "Do not eat ANY peanut butter sandwich given to you by Sean." He's sensible, and is not the type to ever go streaking through the mall (unless he had cars waiting for him on either side.)
R's- Jehan is cautious, hence, he makes sure that there is a trustworthy, upstanding American citizen driving the get-away car for his streaking escapades. He is also hesitant and slow to commit, but that's okay because we all think he's really funny, you know?
T's- Jehan is strongly influenced by his childhood years. (Wow, what a shock.)
W's- Jehan is enthusiastic and makes a good impression, but tries to hard to be liked sometimes. He tries to hide his weaknesses and insecurities by putting on a show, but that's okay, because we all think he's really funny, you know?
Y's- Once again, I don't feel like paraphrasing this, so: "Slightly reserved about claiming the whole prize, though he's still willing to compete. Likes to live for today and to make the most of whatever opportunities come along. Might be more choosy than most. Appreciates the good things, but doesn't expect too much in case he's disappointed. Happy in his own way."
Jehan is a form of John, which is Hebrew for God's gracious gift. Though Jehan is fun enough in its own right, some more fun variations of John are Jean, Sean, Ian, Jon, Jonathan, Jochanan, Johanan, Johan, Jochan, Johannes, Giovanni, Ivan, Jan, and Hans. Jehan rhymes with Avon, bon bon, chiffon, chop-on, come-on, coupon, crouton, dead-on, Don Juan, moron (hey, I can't help what his name rhymes with), nylon, plankton, python, salon, Szechuan, Taiwan, Genghis Kahn, goings-on, hexagon, Kyrgyzstan(?), leprechaun, Parmesan, woebegone, millimicron, sine qua non, t'ai chi ch'uan, mesencephalon, metencephalon, prolegomenon, prothalamion, prosencephalon, pteranodon, spermatozoon, myelencephalon, and epiphenomenon, in case you were wondering.
People who like "blue, deep blue, the color of the ocean on a sunny day in Barbados, like lapis lazuli" are responsible, thoughtful, caring, mellow, unpretentious, nonjudgemental, cautious, organized, loyal, dependable, stable, reliable, and any synonyms you can come up with for those words that I missed.
