PattyBoy

What Patty Boy's Handwriting Says About Him:

A's- Pat is fragile, like a pansy. He has a hard time accepting criticism and takes personal comments, such as "For the love of David Cassidy's puca shells, how short are you?" to heart. He basically needs to just lighten up, ask anyone.

B's- Pat dreams of actually having money one day, but inside is terrified of poverty. He's also very set in his ways and resistant to any of your feeble attempts to change his mind about anything, so don't go around thinking you could ever change him.

C's- Patty Boy likes to know what's going on with his friends, but apparently doesn't think it's worth the effort to call them. Ever. It's pretty pathetic, it's like he hates us. Wait a minute...................

D's- Pat stands up for his rights when things aren't fair. I mean, it doesn't make much of a difference because people still think he's sitting down, but at least he gets brownie points for trying. He points out injustices and channels his anger into positive action, but we make fun of him anyway.

E's- Patty Boy has an upbeat personality. He does well at social functions because he's chatty, likeable, amusing, and friendly. He's lots of fun to have around, which is without a doubt the only reason Gwennie and I went to see Pippen. *gags*

G's- Pat isn't always quite sure how to express his anger. Usually he just gets that look on his face where you can't tell if he's annoyed or constipated, and that seems to work well enough.

H's- Pat's very idealistic. You could say he's a dreamer, but if wanting to live in a world where having poofy hair, wearing powder blue, working at Target, and starring as the fruity younger brother in plays at the Community College are all socially acceptable, then by golly, he's a dreamer.

K's- Pat uses charm to get everywhere in life. He smiles and tries to sweet talk girls, and it's hilarious because he thinks he's the pimp daddy.

L's- Pat turns into a sissy boy when people try to talk to him about sex, (oooooooh, there's a shock,) but he's not afraid of expressing his feelings.

M's- Patty Boy has problems just letting go and letting his relationships develop naturally. He has an obsessive need for predictability. It's kind of funny really, because it's quite entertaining to see Pat freak out.

N's- Pat's really quiet about private issues and personal affairs, so we may never find out if he wears heel lifts.

O's- Pat's generous and open, and he's not selfish with his money, which is really the only reason to talk to him. He has a kind and caring side, which is pretty cool because Gwen and I can pick on him all we want, and he'll still talk to us and stuff.

P's- Pat's a very curious person, but he doesn't want people to think he's nosy. He feels guilty when he does stuff like open his neighbor's mail, but sometimes he just can't stop himself.

R's- Pat likes to know what's going on with his friend's and whatnot. He has some weird, freakish need to communicate that you should all make sure to make fun of him for the next time you see him.

S's- Pat has a driven personality, but no character. He does, however, have a funny looking face, so I guess that gives him a little bit of character.

T's- Pat's a very genuine person and displays his emotions openly. He's also very trustworthy and strongly influenced by his childhood years. I won't even mention that his appearance is strongly influenced by his childhood years. Oh wait, gosh darnit, I just did. Sorry Pat.

U's- Pat's very low-key at social functions. He's never really loud, and he would never, ever, EVER take his shirt off while singing "I'm Too Sexy."

Y's- Pat's really really really really responsible. Not only does he always make sure that his shirt stays on, he also is a proud member of the Target team, and always makes sure to keep in touch with old friends.

Patrick is Latin for noble. Some fun variations of it are Pat, Patty, Paddy, Patrice, Patricio, Patrizio, Patty Boy, Gio, and Home Slice. Pat rhymes with bat, brat, cat, chat, chert, drat, fat, flat, frat, gat, gnat, hat, mat, matte, plait, Ratt (80's hair band moment!), sat, scat, slat, spat, splat, sprat, stat, that, vat, begat, bobcat, chitchat, combat, dingbat, doormat, muskrat, strawhat, thereat, wombat, acrobat, autocrat, bureaucrat, butterfat, copycat, democrat, diplomat, habitat, marrowfat, mobocrat, monocrat, Montserrat, ochlocrat, pas de quatre, pussycat, thermostat, ziggurat, aristocrat, gerontocrat, and Jehoshaphat. In Spanish I, Mrs. Volland taught us that in many Spanish speaking coutries, children will celebrate the day designated for their patron saint the same as they would their birthday. I thought it'd be really funny if Pat did that, because, you know, St. Patricks Day and leprechauns go hand in hand for many people. I asked him if he did, and he just looked at me like I was stupid and said, "No." It was a moment.

People who like green tend to be obessed with harmony and balance. They are peaceful, calm, easygoing, secure, nonconfrontational, nurturing, sensitive, generous, patient, sympathetic, good listeners, fair, and above all, short.