| "Do you want this spoon? It's only been on the floor, a bunch of bookshelves, and Amish's head." -Gwen "Mr. Newton, I don't like all your strict rules: keep your shirt on, don't break people's ribs......what kind of a fascist are you?" -Gwen "Oh, Jessica, you are so full of crap!" -Zara "I come from a long line of German strippers." -Newton "Oh, Jessica, shut up." -Mrs. Scanlan "I'm going to go throw up now." -Mrs. Scanlan "Apologies are for Veggie Tales!" -Mrs. Scanlan "Did somebody step on a poodle?" -Scott "Come on! The strawberries? The carriage? Thump-thump-thump-thump-thump?" -Ashley Zywoo explaining where Tess of the D'urberville's baby had come from "I have a hard time looking directly into the eyes of someone who I feel is smarter than me." -Joe, looking at Angie "Beware the swan!" -Judie "Josh? I dropped my pen. Would you pick it up for me?" -Angie "Know what's funny? Nick Carter doesn't love you. Yeah, he doesn't even know who you are." -Me "WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS? Oh wait, they're in my hand." -Gwennie "It's 11:00, do you know where your car keys are?" -Me "Jessica! Tell your doll to stop kissing me!" -Pat (Gio!) "Why did you decide to become a teacher, are you a mama's boy or something?" -Me "What other job can you get with an English major? It was this or crash buses." -Tuesday "You're calling us weinies? You're like (girly voice), 'Oh, I have a size 30 waist.'" -Angie to Mr. Tuesday "Are you sniffing glue?" -Mrs. Wildermann "Why do they (rednecks) have to shoot the groundhog? Why can't they just shoot the ground under the groundhog and make it dance?" -Jehan "Every once in a while I see a guy and think, 'Gee, I wanna make out with him.' Then I hit myself." -Jehan "Folks, White Out is never the answer." - Mr. Zippi "Back in the Victorian Ages when they had to wear corsets, (points to Newton) he would have been a really hot woman." - Angie "There's a reason why you're insides are on the inside of you. It's because they're oogie." - Mr. Tuesday "Folks, white is the enemy." - Mr. Zippi "Apples dictate freedom." - Mr. Tuesday "Future prison brides of America." - Newton referring to his first mod class (who he also calls BrainTrust) "Amy, before you say anything, you should put what you're going to say through these three tests: number one - is it a sentence?" - Newton "What's number two?" - Amy "I don't know. I've never gotten past number one." - Newton. |
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