A's- Spanky's tender teenage psyche is easily bruised. He takes personal comments to heart and obsesses over their meanings.
B's- His open B's show that he spends more money than he makes. He has trouble paying for red velvet shirts and, as a matter of fact, is wanted at Pacific Sunwears all over the country.
D's- Too many issues are going on for poor precocious Spanky to decide which are the most improtant. His priorities shift often and he spends a lot of time obsessing over something that is unimportant the next day.
E's- Spanky is low key. He's pleasant enough but not always very warm. He's more upbeat than he appears, but has an underlying fear of embarassment.
F's- Spanky expresses his thoughts clearly and expects to be taken seriously.
G's- The book says that he tends to sulk and be melodramatic, but, um, no.
H's- He's not very idealistic or contented. He kind of has no faith in humanity. (Spanky? no................)
K's- He doesn't like being charming to get his way so he's pretty much not.
L's- He's uninspired. He doesn't like telling people about his public transportation stopping escapades and doesn't care about theirs.
M's- Spanky lacks exuberance and passion. (Not my words- I never use the word exuberance.) He's not very fun when it comes to relationships.
O's- He holds his emotions back because he doesn't want anyone to see his weaker side, but now we all know that he has one. HA!
P's- Spanky is confident and optimistic. He expects things to turn out okay and is good to have around because of his positive outlook on life.
T's- Overall, he's a genuine guy and means what he says. He's trustworthy and his feelings run deep. (Awwww........ isn't that sweet?)
U's- Spanky's kind of a loner. Sometimes he wants other people around, but usually you just need to leave him alone.
X's- Spanky desires commitment and gives from his heart in relationships expecting the same in return. Sometimes, he's a bit too optimistic and trusting.
Y's- Alright this is a direct quote from the book: "This person has a champagne spirit, enthusiastic and exuberant, and shows unqualified gratitude for each new day. He wallows in good fortune when it arrives, never missing a chance to give thanks for the wonderful surprises and twists that open up before him. A pleasure to be with and great fun." So there you have it.
Z's- Spanky has good judgement and only gives constructive criticism.
Sorry, Spanky, none of my teeny bop magazines say what it means about you when you're favorite color is grey. So I guess I'll just have to make something up. Okay, here goes: People who like grey are usually snare drummers in the marching band named Spanky. They tend to have red hair , because red and gray go together so well, and usually walk around their schools saying "BLAH!" Kind of creepy how accurate this stuff is, isn't it?
I'm not going to tell you what Spanky's real name is, that would be downright mean, but I will tell you that it is Hebrew for God will uplift. Some words that rhyme with Spanky are cranky, lanky, swanky, Yankee, and hanky-panky.
