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DOOM AT THE DOME!!
Tacoma Dome
Tacoma, WA
Tuesday, May 14, 1996
1. TV TITLE MATCH
T.R. Ela (champion) vs. Killer Hulk
2. TAG TEAM TRIANGLE MATCH - BARBED WIRE - STEEL CAGE! - SURVIVOR SERIES
RULES
English Hooligan and Headhunter
vs.
Violent Desire and Newcastle Warrior
vs.
Circus Strongman and "Heartbreaker" Kevin Jade
3. TAG TEAM MATCH
Hellcats vs. Japanese Dragons
4. IRON MAN - 30 minutes
"Hollywood" Johnny Dreamer vs. T'n'T
5. TAG TEAMS
Flyboys (debut) vs. Crown Jewels
6. FUNHOUSE MATCH!
Match will take place in a carnival funhouse in the Tacoma Dome parking
lot! Object is to be the first to leave through the exit!
"The Master" Steven Gage vs. Witch King
7. QUINN MERCURY'S RETURN
Quinn Mercury vs. Princeton Maxwell
8. SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH!
Edgar Figaro vs. Steve Sampson
9. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH - RAW BOWL RULES!
Each time a man is pinned, his team is out!
Anyone can tag anyone!
Cripplers (champions) vs. Reckless Abandon
vs. Superiority Complex vs. Menace 2 Society!
10. TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH
Divine Intervention (Prophet and Messiah) vs. Tarot and Phantasm
11. MAIN EVENT: EWA WORLD TITLE MATCH!
James "Joker" Kiljoy (champion) vs. Hellshock (challenger)
12. NAME MATCH - SIX MAN TAG!
Winner Gets to Keep House of Pain Name!
If Dreamlover is pinned, he must leave PCW!
NEW HOP (Unknown, One Man Wrecking Crew, Ultimate Maniac)
vs.
OLD HOP (Icepick and Spike of Lords of Discipline, and Dreamlover)
13. MAIN EVENT: PCW TITLE MATCH!
Super Scott (champion) vs. Judge Dread (challenger)
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{Eugene Curtis is seen outside the Tacoma Dome. The Dome sits on a hill
overlooking the Tacoma waterfront, and as he talks, you can see people
walking towards the bright blue wooden dome.}
Eugene: Hello everyone, and welcome to Tacoma, Washington, and the largest
and most exciting event we have seen to date here in Pacific Coast
Wrestling ... DOOM AT THE DOME! We have sold out the event, and we're
expecting a crowd of 23,000 people to come here tonight to watch some of
the best young wrestling talent ANYWHERE!
{He walks up to a family of four ... there's mom, and dad, and two young
boys.}
Eugene: Excuse me ... This is Eugene Curtis for the PCW Television Network,
and I was wondering who you came here to see the most ...
Boy #1 {looks to be about eight}: I wanna see Steven GAGE!
Boy #2 {looks about ten}: {rolls his eyes in exasperation} We're here to
see JUDGE DREAD teach SUPER SCOTT a LESSON!
Mother: Steven Gage ... he's not the one who kills people ... is he?
Father: I'm sure it's just an illusion ...
Eugene: Me too. That couldn't possibly be real.
Boy #1: Oh, it's REAL all right! Steven Gage is SO COOL!
Boy #2: Bonehead! You also believe in Santa Claus!
{Boys start pushing and shoving}
Mother: Boys! Knock that off or you won't get to see the card!
{Boys stop pushing and shoving}
Father: Yeah! Knock it off or I'll put you in a Screwdriver!
Boy #2: Yeah? Well, then I'll put YOU in the Capital Punishment!
{The happy, smiling family walks off towards the arena entrance.}
Eugene: There you have it ladies and gentlemen! Families are out to enjoy
the PCW and its thrilling wrestling action. PCW: It's not for everyone!
Well, the card is about to start. Let's go inside!
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{As "Bad to the Bone" plays and as slow motion shots of wrestling action in
a rather dilapidated and blood-stained ring are shown, the words ...
LIVE from the TACOMA DOME...
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... appear on the screen.}
{Two men are seen at a desk at ringside. One is Eugene Curtis, dressed in a
tuxedo, and the other is the larger, hairier, bearded Larry Gaines, also
dressed in a tux. Music dies down during the sax solo ...}
Eugene: Hello, and WELCOME to DOOM AT THE DOME! I am Eugene Curtis, and
with me as always is the "Northwest Legend," Larry "The Chainsaw" Gaines!
What an exciting card we have for everyone tonight!
Larry: That's for sure! I want ACTION! I want BLOOD! And something tells me
I'm going to get BOTH!
Eugene: There's little doubt of that. Joining us to call some of the
matches will be Mark Hessler and Psycho Sarah ...
{scene switches to Mark Hessler and Psycho Sarah}
Sarah: Hello!
Mark: Right, Hi there!
Eugene: {voice over} as well as the broadcast team of Derrick Bower and Dr.
C, which will be calling the action for tonight's first match. Killer Hulk
and T.R. Ela will face off for the Television Title! Guys ... are you
there?
{scene switches to Bower and Dr. C}
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PCW TV TITLE - T.R. ELA vs. KILLER HULK
By: Brian (bnelson@arkansasusa.com)
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Derrick Bower: Thanks SO much guys! It's GREAT to be here at MY first PCW
Supercard!
Dr. C: Can't be all THAT super if we have to put up with your happy go
lucky crap.
Derrick: Well that wasn't very nice Dr. C.
Dr. C: Listen kid, I don't get paid to hold your hand and change your
diapers here! You've got a job to do and so do I! SO DO IT!
{sudden cut to Eugene}
Eugene: WAIT A MINUTE! Let's cut to a camera outside the arena, where the
Cripplers just pulled up in their extra-tall, extra wide limo, and were
jumped by Menace 2 Society! "Hardcore" D. Light and "Extreme" D. Meanor
have baseball bats and just took out the windows! Now they go to work on
the Cripplers themselves, jumping into the car and thrusting the bats at
them! What a mess! And the event control police are rushing to the scene!
Larry: Whoa! These guys can't _wait_ to go at it!
Eugene: No kidding! More cops arrive at the scene, trying to hold back the
Menace ... but they tell me that things are ready to go inside the arena,
so since this looks under control, I'll send it back to Derrick and Dr. C.
{cut back to Derrick and Dr. C, who are still arguing}
Derrick: Sheez, did your mother take your side of the bed again last night?
Dr. C: Shut up! I don't sleep with my mother! It was just...storming last
night. She got scared and asked me to...why am I explaining myself to
YOU??? Lets go to the match! Oh yeah, great, we get to watch these two
Dunkin' Donut scholars wrestle a respectable match. This should be nice.
..........Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Derrick: Cut it out.
{Scene switches to the ring}
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is for
the PCW Television Title!
{Fans errupt}
Owen: First, the challenger! He hails from the Baddlands, stands at an
astonishing 7 feet tall, weighing 335 pounds.....Killer Hulk!
{Enormous cheers}
Owen: And now the challenger! He hails from Eastern Colorado, weighing 305
pounds.....T.R. Ela!
{Fans errupt with deafening cheers}
Derrick: Killer Hulk looks to be a GREAT challenge for T.R. Ela in his
quest to defend the PCW TV Title successfully! Dr. C? Any insight on this
one?
Dr. C: Yeah. Here's my take. .....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Derrick: Fine then! Sleep. We're sure to get some more viewers that way.
And it looks as though we're about to start this one off. Ela and Hulk
meet in the center of the ring with a friendly handshake to start things
off. Good sportsmanship by both men. And they lock up! Neither man
taking the advantage right away. Whoa! Killer Hulk just shoved Ela across
the ring! Ela shows his appreciation for Hulk's skills and they lock up
again! Ela pushes Hulk but with not as much force! Hulk nails him! Irish
whip! Big boot to the face! Ela goes down! Hulk with a big splash! He
pulls Ela up and pushes him into the corner! Big knee to the mid-section!
Another! Followed by a forearm smash! Irish whip out of the turnbuckle
and Hulk is right behind him! He squashes Ela in the opposite corner! Ela
falls back and Hulk leg drops him! Quick pin! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! Ela
with a foot on the bottom rope! Hulk pulls him up and sends him into the
ropes! He catches Ela with a monster powerslam! Hulk goes to the second
rope now! Here comes a knee drop! No! Ela able to move! Hulk is up and
so is Ela, slowly but surely! Hulk pulls him up by the hair. Ela with a
headbutt to the mid-section of Hulk! He punches him! Another headbutt!
Hulk lets go and Ela punches his way to his feet! He nails Hulk in the jaw
and he falls flat on his back!
Dr. C: Hahaha! He's got a glass jaw! Gee...I wonder why? Folks, call me
on the hotline tonight after tonight's event and I'll give you the complete
story of Killer Hulk's glass jaw! 1-900-SCOOP-DRC! $1.99 for the first
minute and $1.49 for every minute after! Kids, don't bother your parents!
Just call! This isn't just for me folks, proceeds go to the Krusty the
Clown Telathon for Motion Sickness! Those poor...poor...deprived people.
Derrick, you know of motion sickness. Tell us your brave story of....
Derrick: I never had motion sickness!
Dr. C: So what are you saying? People with motion sickness aren't worth
your time? You sicken me, Boner.
Derrick: Yeah, my stomach is turning already. Well, while Dr. C was
plugging the hotline, T.R. Ela has been controlling the match by keeping
Hulk off his feet! Ela goes up top and connects with a flying headbutt!
He pulls up Hulk and irish whips him! Sidewalk slam! He pulls up Hulk and
suplexes him! He pulls him up again and goes for a bodyslam! No! He
can't lift him! Hulk with a forearm to Ela's back! Another one and it
sends him down! Hulk grabs onto Ela's chin and the top of his head! Oh my
goodness! He almost unscrewed his head from his body! He pulls Ela up.
Neckbreaker! He grabs Ela by the hair and piledrives him! He's really
doing a number on Ela's neck here! Ela rolls under the bottom rope to try
and recover a little. And Hulk goes out after him! He grabs him by the
throat! GOOD GOSH!!! He chokeslammed him on the outside of the ring! And
now he's uncovering the concrete! I don't like the looks of this! Killer
Hulk may have had a change of attitude but he's still the same monster he's
always been! He picks up Ela above his head! He's gonna slam him on the
concrete! Ela slips behind him! Hulk turns around! A right by Ela!
Another one! A left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! And he's got
Hulk rocking out there! Uppercut! The big man falls! Ela hops up on the
ring apron! Hulk is getting up! Ela with a flying clothesline from the
apron! What a move! Hulk goes crashing into the safety railing! Ela
rolls under the bottom rope to break the count. He goes back out after
Hulk! He grabs him by the head and slams him into the apron! He rolls him
in the ring and follows. Ela gets up on the apron and climbs to the top
turnbuckle! Hulk is up! Flying body press! Hulk caught him! And he
drops Ela across his knee! He picks him up and does it again!
Dr. C: You know that I accidentally walked out of Owen McDonald's office
yesterday with one of his pens and when T.R. Ela found out, he read me my
rights man!!! He was ready to throw the book at me!
Derrick: Are YOU the one who's been stealing my pencils?
Dr. C: No way! What makes you say that? {Dr. C throws a pencil behind him
that he's been using.}
Derrick: Just asking. Back to the match though as Killer Hulk has T.R. Ela
draped over his shoulder and helpless! The ref is checking Ela to see if
he's fit to continue and it looks as though he is. That's good news!
There is section of fans chanting Ela's name and it seems to be bringing
him to life! He's starting to move around up there! OH!! Killer Hulk
just powerbombed him! And Ela is in deep trouble again! Hulk with a
cover! ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!!! No! I don't believe it! Ela got a shoulder
off the mat! Killer Hulk is clearly fustrated! He drags Ela to his feet
and drapes him over his shoulder! Fall away slam! Hulk gets up and
bounces off the ropes! Big splash! Another pin attempt! ... 1 ... 2 ...
no! This is nuts! Ela just won't give up! Hulk pulls Ela to his feet and
begins pummeling him in the corner! He grabs Ela by the throat and lifts
him up so he's standing on the second turnbuckle! He's gonna chokeslam him
outta the ring!!! NO! Don't do it! OH MY GOSH!!! T.R. Ela just
hiptossed Killer Hulk over the top turnbuckle and to the arena floor! Hulk
isn't moving! Ela jumps to the outside and splashes Hulk! This is what
it's all about! Ela walks over and grabs a chair! He's sitting it up so
it faces the safety railing! He drags Hulk over and sits him down in it!
I don't get this. Ela is going in the ring now! He bounces off the ropes
and slides under the bottom rope! GOOD LORD!!! He was gonna dropkick Hulk
from the chair into the safety railing but Hulk fell over and Ela went
crashing into BOTH! The referee is counting both men out!
Referee: 3! 4! 5! 6! 7!
Derrick: And Killer Hulk rolls back into the ring! He just lies there
while Ela tries to gain his balance! Now Ela rolls in the ring! Killer
Hulk drapes an arm across him! ... 1 ... 2 ... no!!! Ela with a foot on
the bottom rope!
Dr. C: {With headphones on.} As I walk through the valley where I harvest
my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But
that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know I shun fancy things
like electricity. {Derrick grabs the headphones and rips them off of Dr.
C's head.} What the HELL? I was listening to that!
Derrick: Not anymore.
Dr. C: Damn you. Well at least lets make it interesting! {Dr. C grabs the
headphones and throws him in the ring.} Let's see which one of these guys
gets played some hits with those! Haha!
Derrick: I can't believe you did that!!! You're lucky the referee didn't
see you!
Dr. C: If he wants some...he can come and get some! Haha! I love ME!
Derrick: I'm glad someone does. Killer Hulk is the first one up! He grabs
Ela by the hair and pulls him up with him! Irish whip! Reversal by Ela!
He catches Killer Hulk! Stun gun!! Ela with a quick rollup! ... 1 ... 2
... 3!!!
{Ding Ding}
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match and still PCW TV
Champion.....T.R. Ela!
{Fans go nuts}
Derrick: Wow! That happened so quickly!
Dr. C: Yeah, which is how I'd like my time spent here with you! So lets
give it to the next sap calling the match. Over to you Spewgene Terdis and
Larry...I think. Ah, whocares! Just do your job and cut in he........
{scene switches back to Eugene and Larry}
Eugene: Sorry, Dr. C, you little twerp, but in reality, it's going to be
Mark Hessler and Psycho Sarah calling the next one! This will be a tag team
triangle match in a cage!
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Mark: Thanks Derek. Here's our second contest, a HUGE Barbed Wire Steel Cage
has been erected around the ring, the ring currently only has Owen McDonald
in it, but soon it'll have six men in it, all out for BLOOD! This will be
VIOLENT, I can assure you!
Sarah: I look for the Hooligan to pull a big upset here tonight and win this!
After what he did to Volcano Jackson, I can see BIG things for him in the
future! Speaking of future, is Owen trying to cut mine short! God, look at
those clothes! He's put a blind man to shame!
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BARBED WIRE STEEL CAGE TAG TEAM MATCH
English Pitbulls vs.
Violent Desire and Newcastle Warrior vs.
Circus Strongman and Heartbreaker Kevin Jade
By: Adrian (Dickeson_AC@msn.com)
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Owen McDonald: Our Second contest is a special Survivor Series rules Barbed
Wire Steel Cage match!!
Crowd: YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Owen McDonald: Coming down the aisle first...
{Circus Music starts up}
Owen McDonald: From Alrewas, England. Weighing in at 310 lbs and accompanied
to the ring by the Doodleiser and the Deagganizer he is one half of our
first tag team, The CIRCUS STRONGMAN!!!!
Crowd: YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!
Owen McDonald: And his tag team partner...
{"Again" by Alice N' Charms plays over the PA}
Owen McDonald: From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 246 lbs and accompanied to
the ring by Heather Lovely and the 7'0" monster Defiance, here is...
"Heartbreaker" KEVIN JADE!!!
Half of Crowd: YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Other Half: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mark: Opinion is mixed on this guy, that's our first team, they both look
ready. There's no advantage in bringing people to the ring as the match is
in a cage! So these guys will have no effect!
Owen McDonald: And the Second team...
{Supersonic" by Oasis plays over the PA}
Owen McDonald: From Newcastle, England. At a total combined weight of 639 lbs
and accompanied to the ring by Gold John and their bodyguard Brute, here is
the team of The NEWCASTLE WARRIOR AND THE VIOLENT DESIRE!!!
Most of crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!
Some of crowd: YEEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!
Mark: Well this guy seems to have a few followers, but is generally disliked.
Sarah: Go on VD TWAT 'EM ALL! Kick 'em all in the shins show 'em wot you're
made of!!!
Mark: Errrmmm.. yes! Well, we've got our final team now!
Owen McDonald: And our final team.....
{"We Are England" blazes over the PA}
Owen McDonald: An Alumnus of the Burton College "Football" team, weighing in
at 131 "Kilograms" and accompanied to the ring by his tag team partner,
HEADHUNTER. DC. here is... THE ENGLISH HOOLIGAN!!! They are the ENGLISH
PITBULLS!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mark: No change there I see!
Sarah: Shut, look for England to shine once more here!!!
Mark: Owen is leaving the cage and...
Sarah: Does that mean I can take off my sunglasses.
Mark: Be quiet! And the door has been locked, all six men and the ref are in
there. This one is going to be brutal! I would not want to be that ref!
Sarah: I doubt he's want to be you! Is in fact I doubt anyone would!
{Ding Ding}
Mark: Strongman's team immediately lays into Hooligan and VD's team starts
smashing into Headhunter!!! I think these two have some sort of agreement!!
Warrior with a kneelift on Headhunter! An now VD nails him with a forearm
to the back! VD gets Headhunter from behind!
Sarah: Don't tell me, no VD cracks!
Mark: Damn right! Warrior with a fist, and another and he's really laying
into
Headhunter!! Jade and Strongman are really laying into Hooligan!!! Jade
with a drop toe hold, sends Hooligan down! Strongman nails Hooligan with an
elbowdrop to the back of the neck! Strongman lifts Hooligan into a Gorilla
press and... {Crowd gasps} OH MY!!! He chucks him into the barbed wire!
Sarah: First blood to Strongman!
Mark: Hooligan is okay, he suffered just a few cuts to his back! Strongman
walks straight over to Hooligan and... Hooligan rams his knee straight into
Strongman's balls!!
Hooligan hooks him
up and... Verticle Suplex, he's holding him up there and Jade runs along to
help Strongman..
Hooligan dumps Strongman and Jade!! Hooligan looks over to Headhunter, he's
still at the
receiving end of all of those hits by VD and Warrior! Hooligan charges them
and... levels VD
with a clothesline to the back of the head! Warrior lets go of Headhunter and
a brawl has broken
out between Hooligan and Warrior, Hooligan with a knee into the midsection of
Warrior! And
again! Hooligan grabs Warrior by the arm and whips him across the ring!!
Warrior goes crashing
into the barbed wire!!!
Sarah: Ewwwweeeuuu!!! More blood!! Jesus, this match could get badly out of
hand if we're not
careful!
Mark: He's stuck in it!!! The wire is digging into his arms!, he can't get it
out! Hooligan is leaving
him there and is going to work on VD! Hooligan grabs him by the waist and
Gutwrench Suplex!
Very well executed! There was a lot of impact on that! Hooligan now just
laying to boots into
VD. Strongman and Jade are now up, Strongman is walking over to Headhunter,
who is still
down, and Jade walks over to Warrior who is still stuck in the barbed wire!
And Jade tears him
off!!!
Sarah: Sick!!! Look at that mess!
Mark: Warrior is bleeding profusely on his arms!! The mat around him is
starting to turn red!
Jade grabs Warrior's head and tries tot ram it into the barbed wire... no a
block by Warrior, and
now Warrior rams Jade's head into the cage wall!!
Sarah: Now the pretty boy's been messed up!! All of these guys want to maim
each other!
Mark: Warrior shoves Jade in the corner and... rams his torso into Jade's
stomach forcing Jade's
back into the cage wall! Warrior rams again!!! Once more!! Warrior finally
hiptosses Jade out
of the corner.. and a load of barbed wire comes with him!! He was really
embedded into it!
Jade's back is badly lacerated!! Jade crawls away from Warrior to the
opposite
corner to try and
get that wire out of his back!
Sarah: Sensible move, he's pretty hurt from that!
Mark: Warrior walks over to help VD! Strongman and Headhunter are going at
it,
Headhunter
seems to have recovered somewhat, Strongman whips Headhunter across the ring
and
Headhunter goes flying into Hooligan, sending both men down!! Warrior and
Strongman start
laying into the two of them!
Sarah: This is not fair to Hooligan! The other two teams have agreed to
double
team him and
Headhunter! What a crock!
Mark: Strongman slams Headhunter! Warrior sets up Hooligan for a piledriver
and.. {Crowd
gasps} RIGHT DOWN ON HEADHUNTER'S FACE!!! Hooligan and Headhunter just got
to
bang heads with each other!! Warrior makes the first cover on Headhunter...
One, Two, and
Headhunter kicks out easily!! That's impressive! I would have expected him to
have given up
there! Warrior picks up Headhunter into a bearhug and Strongman starts laying
into Hooligan.
Jade is starting to move towards VD, he's wrapped that barbed wire around his
fist! Warrior runs
with Headhunter at the ropes and... OHHH! He let go of Headhunter at the last
second and sent
him flying into the ropes!! Headhunter is just hanging there!
Sarah: Forget him, look at Jade!!!
Mark: Jade is picking up VD and rams that barbed wire covered fist right
between VD's eyes!!
And again!! And a third time!!! VD's face is pouring blood!!
Sarah: I hope these guys took an AIDS test before this match!! Someone could
be in BIG trouble
if they haven't!
Mark: What are you implying? Wait, Jade had VD in a headlock, he turns him
around and...
NECKBREAKER!!!! Jade is now choking VD with that Barbed wire covered hand!!!
The spikes
are really digging into VD's throat!! If VD doesn't get him off Jade may
burst
open VD's jugular!!
And VD swings him leg up into Jade crotch!! That stopped him!! VD is crawling
off to try and
get air! Warrior is still laying the punches into Headhunter, who is hanging
by his skin on the
cage wall!! Finally Warrior rips him off!! The ring is soaked in blood!!
Sarah: Strongman is the only one yet to juice! The arena is going to be awash
with blood at the
end of this!!
Mark: Warrior grabs Headhunter and... Backbreaker, he's holding him there!!
Warrior is calling
Jade!! Jade is walking over!
Sarah: Look, what more proof do you need, Strongman and VD's team have some
sort of deal!
Mark: Jade rakes Headhunter's face with "that" hand!! He starts laying into
Headhunter who is
just lying on Warrior's knee!! His face is RED!! Jade pauses.. and then
starts smacking into
Warrior!! Warrior was caught unawares!! Jade has him down!! He's choking the
guy with the
wired hand!! Headhunter is stumbling to his feet and... he drops a double axe
handle onto the
back of Jade, saving Warrior! Headhunter hooks Jade up for a suplex and....
Brainbuster!!! He
went down hard!!! Strongman and Hooligan are exchanging blows on the other
side of the ring
still!! And VD is ripping some barbed wire off the side of the ring! He is
walking up behind
Hooligan, who doesn't see him because he's too busy with Strongman!! And..
{Crowd gasps}
He's hooked the wire around Hooligan's neck!!! He's garotting him with it!!!
The barbs are really
digging into the neck!! Hooligan is really struggling to get VD off! He's
flailing his arms and legs
around like a psycho!!
Sarah: Hey! I'm much more graceful than that guy. He has all the grace of an
elephant turd!
Mark: Nice image! Strongman is climbing the cage, he's at the top, he's
signalling VD to hold
up Hooligan! VD yanks him up with the wire and Strongman jumps and...
Hooligan
dropped to
the floor at the last second!! Strongman nailed VD with a double axehandle,
Hooligan slides
over to Strongman and.. Swings his leg up into Strongman's balls!! Hooligan
flips up and
clotheslines Strongman down to the canvas!! Hooligan is now unwrapping that
wire from around
his neck! He's wrapping it up into a ball and... He's scraping it across
Strongman's face!!!
Sarah: Oh well!! Everyone have juiced now!!! If anyone had anything, they've
all got it now!!
Mark: Hooligan drops the wire and yanks up Strongman, atomic drop! He hooks
up
Strongman
and... Suplex into the wall!!! Strongman is hanging there upside down!!!
Definitely not the best
place to be!!! Hooligan picks up the barbed wire again and walks over to VD!
Headhunter is still
smashing Jade and Warrior around on the otherside of the ring! Hooligan's
team
is dominating
right now!! Headunter picks up Warrior and... DDT!!! He covers... One, Two
and
Jade saves
him!! Jade and Headhunter are exchanging blows now!! Headhunter swings and is
blocked by
Jade! Jade swings, but is blocked by Headhunter! Headhunter goes for another
punch, but Jade
blocks once more! Jade with a European uppercut! Jade nails Headhunter with a
standing drop
kick and sends him staggering back!! Jade follows up with a Superkick and
finally sends
Headhunter crashing to the mat! Jade grabs a leg and... Figure four!!! He's
using the cage to get
more leverage!! The ref can't do anything about it!! There's no DQ!!!
Headhunter is in big trouble
he calling to Hooligan! Hooligan breaks off his beating on VD and runs over
and stomps on Jade
to break the hold!! Hooligan really starts putting the boots into Jade,
Headhunter stumbles to his
feet and starts joining in!! They both grab him and hook him up.... double
suplex!!! Headhunter
climbs the cage and Hooligan sets up Jade for a piledriver, Headhunter jumps
and... Spike
Piledriver!! Hooligan covers Jade and One, Two, and Strongman managed to get
over to break
the count!! Strongman and Jade are in a four man brawl with Hooligan and
Headhunter!! VD and
Warrior are on the other side of the ring, they are pulling some barbed wire
off the side of the
cage! VD is calling to Strongman to whip Headhunter to them! Strongman does
and.... VD and
Warrior just double clotheslined him with the barbed wire!!! Blood went
everywhere!! VD grabs
Headhunter and shoves his head into the barbed wire! He's raking Headhunter's
face across the
wall! It's getting shredded up badly!!
Sarah {pulls out a sick bag}: Oh my god! That's a sight that's not meant to
be
seen on TV!!
Mark: Headhunter's eye has been cut!!! Oh my god!! This is getting out of
hand!! That's what
happened to Silencer in his caged death match against Sabin Figaro at the
FASW's Shockzone!!!
VD finally stops, Headhunter is holding what's left of his face in his
hands!!
He's going to need
some serious plastic surgery after this one is over!! Blood is puring out of
his face! VD knee lifts
Headhunter, sending him down to the canvas! Warrior is leaving VD alone with
Headhunter, he's
going over to Strongman and Jade to help them beat Hooligan! Strongman is
holding Hooligan
from behind and Jade and Warrior are laying into him!! Jade starts scraping
that wired fist across
Hooligan's face!! Everyone is going to need to visit the cosmetic surgeon
after this, they are all
in bad shape! The ring is red! Warrior is asking Strongman's team to back off
for a bit, and they
do! Warrior lifts up Hooligan and... {Crowd gasps} STUN GUN INTO THE CAGE
WALL!!!
Hooligan's front has been shredded!!
Sarah: This is really unfair on Hooligan, the other two teams are just double
teaming his!
Mark: Meanwhile on the otherside of the ring, VD is still working on
Headhunter!! VD grabs
him by the throat, he lifts him up high and... CHOKESLAM!!!! He covers
and....
One, Two,
Threeee!!! {Ding Ding} Our first person has been eliminated!! The cage door
has been opened
and VD rolls Headhunter out!
Crowd: YEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Mark: It seems the crowd likes what VD's team has done!! Headhunter is being
stretchered off!
He has to get something done about his face, it's a MESS!! VD walks over to
the other three
beating on Hooligan, and joins in!!
Crowd: YEEEAAAHHHH!!!
Sarah: This is not fair!!! It's four on one!!! Hooligan doesn't stand a
chance!!
Mark: All four men are really laying the boots into Hooligan, his team mate
is
gone, I don't see
him lasting much longer!! This has been a real gruelling match so far for
everyone!! Everyone
breaks off for a second to give each other a high five! And...
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mark: VD and Warrior just started laying into Jade and Strongman!! I guess
what ever alliance
they had is now gone!! Snap suplex into the wall by Warrior on Jade!! Jade
falls right on his
head!! VD kicks Strongman in the midsection, hooks him up and...
POWERBOMB!!!!
He
covers, One, Two and Strongman kicks out!!! VD can't believe it!!! Warrior
has
Jade and...
Sidewalk slam!!! He leaves Jade and walks over to Strongman, VD tells Warrior
to back off a
bit, Warrior does and VD whips Strongman to him!! And Warrior sends him
crashing to the mat
with a spinning knuckle!!! Warrior drops a knee into Strongman's face and VD
rips yet more
wire off the wall of the cage! He wraps it around his own fist like Jade has,
and starts raking his
fist down Strongman's back!!! Strongman is screaming! VD's team is firmly in
control! VD backs
off and Warrior picks up Strongman, he grabs the arms and... a double
underhook Backbreaker!!
What a move! VD walks over to Jade while Warrior starts laying the boots into
Strongman. VD
grabs Jade and.. small package by Jade!! He was playing possum! One, Two and
VD gets out!!
barely!! Jade puts a fist into VD's midsection, he steps to the side of him
and... Russian leg
sweep!! Jade drops an elbow and covers again.. One, Two, Three... and a kick
out by VD!
Hooligan is starting to get up, he looks very dazed, he is looking at the two
fights going on, and
he runs at Warrior and German suplexes him!!! One, Two and Warrior gets out!
Warrior gets up
and starts brawling with Hooligan, and Strongman catches Warrior off guard
from behind with
a schoolboy!!! One, Two, Three.. no Warrior got out again!
Sarah: Well baste my steaming puddings if Warrior isn't the dumbest guy I've
ever seen, that's
twice in a row he's turned his back on his opponent!
Mark: It was a silly thing to do..
Sarah: It was a MORONIC thing to do!
Mark: That may well be, but Warrior is nowhere as near as worn out as
Strongman and
Hooligan. Hooligan and Strongman do have the upperhand on him at the moment,
Hooligan nails
Warrior with a back suplex! Strongman follows it up immediately with an elbow
drop! Both men
grabs a leg and...
Sarah: Make a wish!
Mark: Warrior's legs get snapped to opposite sides! Hooligan picks up a leg
and both men start
laying into it with their boots! Strongman calls over Jade, and Jades breaks
off his beating on
VD! Jade climbs to the top of the cage Hooligan and Strongman are holding
Warrior in place
and... flying elbow drop from the top by Jade on Warrior!!! That was a
fifteen
foot drop!!
Strongman and Hooligan go over to VD, Strongman lifts VD onto his shoulder,
now hooligan
is climbing up the cage, he's half way up, and he jumps... and clotheslines
VD
off Strongman's
shoulders!!! Strongman picks up VD by the ponytail and chucks him into the
cage wall!! Blood
flies everywhere!! Jade is meanwhile still going to work on Warrior, short
arm
clothesline by
Jade!! Jade now whips Warrior across the ring and Warrior smashes into the
wall, he's hanging
there by his skin!! Jade is looking at the crowd and slapping his forearm!
Crowd: YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Mark: Jade runs at Warrior, he jumps and.... Warrior tore himself of the side
of the cage to get
out of the way!! Jade just missed with a flying forearm and him the side of
the cage! Warrior rips
Jade off, both men are really pouring out the blood now! Warrior picks up
Jade
and...
SPINEBUSTER!! Warrior picks up Jade and... SNAP SUPLEX!!! He covers... One,
Two and
Jade kicks out! Warrior pulls up Jade again and puts him in an abdominal
stretch! Warrior is
huge compared to Jade, this must really be damaging Jade's spine!! Hooligan
and Strongman are
still working on VD, Hooligan with a piledriver on VD! And Strongman with a
flying forearm
off the top onto VD!!! Strongman sees that Jade is in trouble, he runs over
and nails Warrior in
the back with a double axehandle and then walks back to VD. Warrior walks
over
to Jade again,
Jade with a kick, but Warrior catches it, Warrior goes to sweep Jade and...
an
Enzuigiri!! He
planted Warrior into the mat with that kick!!! Jade slowly slides over the
canvas and lays one
hand on Warrior! One, Two and Threeeee!!! He got it! {Ding Ding} Strongman
has
the only full
team left! The door has been opened and the officials are rolling the
Newcastle Warrior out of
the ring. He's being helped down the aisle, he's lost a lot of blood! Jade is
stumbling to his feet,
he sees Strongman and Hooligan laying into VD and he runs and Hooligan and
jumps.. and a
forearm finds the mark on the back of Hooligan's head! Hooligan stumbles
forward and turns
around to see what just happened. He shoves Jade and starts shouting at him,
Jade slaps
Hooligan around the face and goes for another Enzuigiri, but Hooligan ducks,
he grabs Jade and
rams his head into the cage wall!!
Sarah: The pretty boy doesn't look to pretty right now!!
Mark: Jade falls to the floor and Hooligan floors Strongman with a
clothesline.
Sarah: I guess their alliance is gone now that Warrior is out!
Mark: Hooligan is helping VD up!!! And then he starts laying the boots into
Jade's ribs!!
Hooligan grabs Jades head and rams it into the cage wall!! Jade's forehead
bursts right open!!
This is bad!! He's going to pass out at this rate!! Hooligan pulls Jade's
face
across the wall!!! His
pretty face will be a lost memory if he doesn't get some plastic surgery
after
this match!! His
cheek has been shredded!! Hooligan stops shredding his face and starts
ramming
his head into
the wall!. VD is starting to bring out offence again, he's pulling up
Strongman and.... Spike
slam!! He covers.. One, Two, Threeeee... NOO!!! Strongman got out!! VD lifts
up Strongman
and a hard right! And again! And a third sends him down!! VD puts his foot
into Strongman's
throat and uses the cage wall to get leverage! Hooligan finally stops ramming
Jade and lets him
slump to the canvas. Hooligan backs off a few steps and charges... A double
knee drop onto
Jade's head!!! Hooligan yanks up Jade and NECKBREAKER!! Strongman just
managed
to trip
VD over, Strongman stumbles up, and lifts VD into a gorilla press!! He pushes
VD up and down
and chucks VD into the wall!! VD is caught up in the barbed wire Strongman
walks up to him
and... Hooligan nails him from behind with a BULLDOG!!! Hooligan hooks both
of
Strongman's
legs and covers.. One, Two, Threeee!!! And Strongman kicks out a split second
too late!! {Ding
Ding} The door is opened and Strongman reluctantly walks out! Hooligan lays a
few punches
into VD who is stuck on the wall and then walks back to Jade, he pulls Jade
up
and... Jade slips
behind him!!! German Suplex... One, Two, Threeee!!! And Hooligan is out!!
{Ding Ding}
Hooligan can't believe it!! He's really laying into Jade for that!!! The door
is opened and a load
of refs pull Hooligan off!! It's just VD and Jade left! Either the
Strongman's
team of VD's team
is walking out with a win here!
Sarah: It would be Hooligan's team if the other two teams hadn't ganged up on
him!!
Mark: Jade stumbles over to VD and pulls him off the wall, he does a European
uppercut, and
another, and finally Side Suplex!!! He covers, One, Two, Three and VD gets
out!! He didn't get
the three count! Jade grabs VD's head and.. headbutt to the midsection by
VD!!! He hooks up
Jade and... a Chris Benoit style Powerbomb!!! One, Two, Threeeee!!!! VD
WINS!!!! {Ding
Ding}
Owen McDonald: The Winner on this match is...
{"Supersonic" by Oasis plays over the PA}
Owen McDonald: The team of the Newcastle Warrior and the Violent Desire!!
Mark: WOW!! What a match up!!! VD pulling out an awesome move at the end and
winning it!
Gold John and The Brute are in there right now helping VD out of the ring,
this match took it's
toll on everyone!! Defiance is helping up Jade too, he should be pleased with
that result, he was
one of the last two in there! The Deagganizer and Doodleizer are now walk
back
to the
lockeroom to check on the Strongman now that their team has lost! All of the
particpants are
badly cut up and devastated, I think their local cosmetic surgeans will be
getting a big portions
of these atheletes' winning over the next few weeks!
Sarah: Well.... Hooligan would have won if the other two teams hadn't double
teamed him!
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Mark: Watching that match was just exhausting, could you imagine particpatin=
g
in it? Now we've got the first of our three tag matches. Two teams that have
not been doing well as of late will take on each other. The Dragons blame th=
e
Hellcats for their loss in the triangle match one and a half weeks ago to th=
e
Crown Jewels. The Hellcats have yet to win a match, and the Dragons have bee
less than inspiring since the Cripplers totalled them a few weeks back!
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TAG TEAM MATCH!
**************************************
HELLCATS vs. JAPANESE DRAGONS
By: Adrian (Dickeson_AC@msn.com)
______________________________________
Sarah: If you ask me, both of these teams SUCK big time!!! I wouldn't use
either of them to clean my toilet!!
Mark: That's your opinion, both these teams are hoping to turn their records
around this week!
{Owen McDonald reenters the ring with his mike}
Owen: Ahem... {clears his throat} Right, the following contest is scheduled
for one fall and is set for tag team action!!!
Crowd: YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Owen: Coming down the aisle first, accompanied to the ring by "The Duke" Dav=
id
Jones, at atotal combined weight of 520 lbs, here are Super White Samurai an=
d
Super Blue Ninja, THE JAPANESE DRAGONS!!!!
Crowd: YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Sarah: The Japanese jokes is more like it!
Mark: Hey, they are former PCW Tag Team Champion, and they had that awesome
match at the Summit with the Lords of Discipline!!
Sarah: Both one off flukes, you'll see!!
Owen McDonald: And their opponents...
{"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses blares over the PA}
Owen McDonald: From Austin Texas, at a total combined weight of 614 lbs and
accompanied to the ring by Frank "Grizzly" Lee Ybarra Jr. and his fianc=C7
Christie, here are Jimmy "The Tiger" Gomez and Eddie "The Cougar" Gomez,
together they are the HELLCATS!!!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mark: Right, it's Jimmy and Samurai to start off. They are could being check=
ed
by he ref....
{Ding Ding}
Mark: And we're underway! Jimmy runs at Samurai and... WOW!!! He just grabbe=
d
Samurai's head and smashed it down into his knee!!! Samurai is reeling. Jimm=
y
chucks Samurai at the ropes, Samurai rebounds and POWERSLAM!!! Jimmy grabs
Samurai again, he shoves Samurai's head between his legs and Powerbom....
{Crowd gasps}
Mark: WHAT A MOVE!!! Jimmy just moved out his knee and dropped Samurai onto =
it
instead of onto the mat!!! I think that did some serious damage to Samurai,
the guy is screaming! Jimmy lifts Samurai onto his shoulder, he walks over t=
o
his corner and tags!!
Sarah: Looks like this is the end of the line for the jokes!
Mark: I doubt that very much, Eddie to the top and...
Crowd: YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Mark: Eddie came flying off the ropes and frankensteined Samurai off Jimmy's
shoulders!! That's their finisher, Cat Scratch Fever!!!
Sarah: It's also called The Knightmare, it's the finisher of the EWA Tag Tea=
m
champions, The Good Knights!
Mark: A cover, One, Two, Three! Huh? That's it! Ninja is looking at Samurai =
in
disbelief! David Jones is beside himself!
{Ding Ding}
Owen McDonald: The winner of this match by pinfall.... The Hellcats!!
Sarah: Oh well, so much for the Japanese Jokes! I doubt they will want to sh=
ow
their faces around for much longer with matches like that!
Mark: Frank "Grizzly" Ybarra is holding up the Hellcats hands in victory, th=
is
could be the start of a rise to the top if they can pull it together. That w=
as
an impressive win, it took less than a minute!! Well, I guess it's over to D=
r.
C and Derek now for the Iron Man match!
{cut to Derrick and Dr. C}
Derrick Bower: The Hellcats pick up win on their road to the PCW Tag Team
Titles! Nicely done. Next up is an Iron Man match! These have been
popping up everywhere lately. And so has the man who's been challenging
people to them! "Hollywood" Johnny Dreamer. Well T'n'T accepted this
challenge and he's going into his first PCW PPV looking to show Dreamer
that he is indeed in for a battle!
Dr. C: Well if he's talking about a battle of wits then the toll of this
match alone is gonna kick both their asses!
Derrick: Please Dr. C! Show some maturity. Lets get this match started.
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IRON MAN MATCH!
**************************************
"HOLLYWOOD" JOHNNY DREAMER vs. T'n'T
By: Brian (bnelson@arkansasusa.com)
______________________________________
{Scene switches to ring}
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a special Iron Man Match!
{Fans go wild}
Owen: Making his way down the aisle, he hails from Toronto, Canada,
weighing 280 pounds.....T'n'T!
{Fans fill the arena with cheers}
Owen: And his opponent, making his way down to ringside....."Hollywood"
Johnny Dreamer!
{Fans cheer}
Derrick: T'n'T and Dreamer meet in the center of the ring and have a stare
down. Dreamer pushes him! T'n'T pushes Dreamer! Dreamer with a right!
T'n'T blocks it! He nails Dreamer and he hits the mat! Dreamer gets back
up and hits T'n'T! T'n'T hits him back! They're trading punches in the
center of the ring! Dreamer bounces off the ropes! Shouldblock! Nobody
moves! He bounces off again with another shouldblock but still nobody
moves! He bounces off the ropes and T'n'T follows him! He clotheslined
Dreamer over the top rope! Nice move by T'n'T! He follows Dreamer outside
the ring! He grabs him by the hair and slams his head into the safety
railing! He throws him back in the ring now. He follows him in and elbow
drops him! T'n'T poses for the fans and Dreamer nails him with a low blow!
A chop to the throat! T'n'T rocks back! Dreamer gets to his feet now and
grabs T'n'T! Double arm suplex! He goes for a cover! ... 1 ... 2 ... no!
T'n'T not going down that early.
Dr. C: Whoa! Flashback! Thats the same thing you told me yesterday about
the dinner you head with him.
Derrick: Oh, get real! Dreamer pulls T'n'T up and suplexes him! Huge
suplex! Dreamer goes up top and waits for T'n'T to get up! And he
connects with a flying dropkick! He pulls T'n'T up. He's gonna DDT him!
No! T'n'T flipped him over! And he lies back on him! ... 1 ... 2 ... no!
Dreamer bridges up and turns it into a backslide! ... 1 ... 2 ... no!
T'n'T flips over to his feet! Dreamer gets up and T'n'T nails him with a
boot to the face! Dreamer fell against the turnbuckle! T'n'T walks in and
begins pummeling him in the corner! He's just laying in on Dreamer with
lefts and rights! He pulls him up and sits him on the top rope!
Superplex! And he rolls over on him for the pin! ... 1 ... 2 ... no!
Dreamer drapes a foot across the rope! T'n'T pulls him up and slingshot
suplexes him! He picks Dreamer up over his head and gorilla slams him to
the mat! T'n'T goes up top and waits for Dreamer to get up. Flying
clothesline!
Owen: 25 minutes left in the match! 25 minutes!
Derrick: We're five minutes down in this thirty minute match! T'n'T pulls
Dreamer up and smashes him with a forearm the side of the face! Another
one! Irish whip! Tilt-A-Whirl! He pulls him up again! Gut wrench
suplex! T'n'T climbs through the ropes and waits on the apron from Dreamer
to get up! And he does! T'n'T slingshots himself over the top and
connects with a cross body block! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! Dreamer gets out.
T'n'T bounces off the ropes and connects with a fast leg drop! He pulls up
Dreamer. Small package by Dreamer! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! T'n'T got out of
that at the last second!
Dr. C: Yeah, just like he got out of buying his mother a Mother's Day gift!
The cheap bastard!
Derrick: I happen to know that T'n'T loves his mother very much! And I'm
sure that he gave her a Mother's Day gift! What did you get YOUR mother?
Dr. C: Well...a new place of residence if you must know.
Derrick: Wow! You bought your mother a new house? May I ask where? Whoa!
Nice armdrag takedown by T'n'T!
Dr. C: Oh, a little place where the voices won't speak to her anymore if
you know what I mean. If she were a television, she wouldn't get good
reception. Lets just put it that way.
Derrick: You put her in a looney bin?!
Dr. C: Thats an ugly word Derrick...ugly.
Derrick: Yeah well, your an ugly man. But lets get back to the action!
T'n'T has been controlling this match so far! Numerous pinfall attempts
but none have been successful so far for either man. T'n'T with a go
around on Dreamer! German suplex! Nice move! He pulls Dreamer up and
puts him over his shoulder! Shouldbreaker! T'n'T goes up top now!
Dreamer gets up and turns his back! Whoa momma!!! T'n'T just bulldogged
Dreamer from the top rope! He goes for a cover! ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!!!
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, T'n'T now leads this match 1 - 0 with 20
minutes remaining! 20 minutes!
Derrick: Wow! There was no way Dreamer could get up from that one! T'n'T
goes back to work. He's got Dreamer in a standing sleeper hold. Dreamer
drops to the mat! T'n'T banged his chin on Dreamer's head! That's the
hardest part of the body you know!
Dr. C: Ha, not when the EWA's Cherry Cheesecake walks in the room! Ay yi yi=
!
Derrick: {Trying not to laugh} Be good Dr. C. Dreamer is pulling himself
up with the ropes and trying to regain his balance! T'n'T walks up to
Dreamer! And Dreamer kicks him in the mid-section! He kicks him again!
He grabs him by neck and starts choking him into the corner! He's leveling
him with vicious knees! He irish whips T'n'T out of the corner now!
Corner splash! T'n'T falls out of the corner on his face! Dreamer climbs
up top and jumps off connecting with a flying elbow smash! Very quickly
and smoothly done! He picks up T'n'T and piledrives him! He pulls him up
again. Gutbuster! He takes T'n'T up top with him and backdrops him from
the top rope! He pulls him up! Irish whip! Frankensteiner! ... 1 ... 2
... no! He pulls T'n'T up and puts him in a suplex! He's just holding him
up there! WHOA!! He went down and turned the suplex into a piledriver!
He pins T'n'T! ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!!! We're all tied up!
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is tied at one to one with 16
minutes remaining! 16 minutes!
Derrick: We're half way through this match and Dreamer has tied it up! He
pulls up T'n'T. Cradle suplex! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! T'n'T isn't about to
give Dreamer the lead! Dreamer pulls him up and irish whips him! Sunset
flip by T'n'T! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! They both scramble to their feet!
They run at each other! Double clothesline! Both men are out! But there
is no point in counting them out since it would just tie up the match again
anyway! Wait...I think Dreamer is coming to. Yes! He lies an arm across
T'n'T! ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!!! NO!!! T'n'T raises his shoulder at the last
second! We are still all tied up at one to one! Dreamer is slowly getting
to his feet! He drops a knee across T'n'T's stomach! He picks him over
his shoulders! He picks him up over his head! OH!!! He dropped T'n'T
across his knee! And hooks both legs and goes for a pin! ... 1 ... 2 ...
no!! T'n'T is determined not to let Dreamer have the lead! Dreamer pulls
him up and sends him into the turnbuckle! Whoa!! T'n'T hit the turnbuckle
and then flipped over the top rope! He's lying out there motionless on the
padding! Dreamer goes outside after him! He picks up T'n'T and stands him
up in front of the safety railing! Dreamer goes back inside the ring! He
slingshots himself to the outside! T'n'T MOVED!!! Dreamer slingshot
himself over the safety railing and into the fans! I think we've got a fan
hurt out there!
Dr. C: What about the safety railing?! Is is scratched at all?!
Derrick: Oh stop it! T'n'T reaches over the railing and pulls Dreamer to
his feet! Oh!! He suplexed him over the safety railing! He picks him up
and throws him back in the ring! He follows in!
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, there are 10 minutes left in the match! 10 minu=
tes!
Derrick: Ten minutes left for one of these men to take the lead! T'n'T
pulls a helpless Dreamer up! And he knows it! DDT on Dreamer! ... 1 ...
2 ... 3!!!
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, T'n'T leads this match at 2 - 1 with 9 minutes
remaining! 9 minutes!
Derrick: Nine minutes for Dreamer to tie it up and then take the lead!
T'n'T is taking his sweet time now! He's trying to waste all the time he
can to hang on to the match! He puts Dreamer in an armbar! Smart move!
Dreamer isn't wasting any time in trying to get out of it either! He
gouges T'n'T's eyes! And he moves off of Dreamer! Both men are up now and
Dreamer seems to have gotten a second wind! He clotheslines T'n'T! He
gets back up and Dreamer clotheslines him again! T'n'T falls back into the
corner! Dreamer runs in and Monkeyflips him! Whoa! He turned that into a
pin attempt somehow! ... 1 ... 2 ... no!! T'n'T does NOT want to let
Dreamer get any further in this match! Dreamer pulls him up and puts him
in a suplex position! T'n'T slides behind him! He rolls him up from
behind! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! T'n'T backs up to the ropes! Dreamer with a
cross body block! T'n'T ducked and Dreamer went flying over the top rope!
This is a TREMENDOUS help to T'n'T! And he decides to stay in the ring
this time! T'n'T is gonna let Dreamer take all the time he needs out
there! Smart move in my opinion!
Dr. C: Yeah, well you also think that the Twister movie is about a guy who
can't get his left foot on green! What S'n'M needs to do here is go beat
the hell out of Dreamer and leave him lying there for the rest of the
match!
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, there are 5 minutes remaining in the match! 5
minutes!
Dr. C: Somebody tell him to shut up! I was talking! Oh, Derrick, wanna
hear the joke about the deaf man and the gay man?
Derrick: I suppose. Go ahead and tell me.
Dr. C: What?
Derrick: I said go ahead and tell me.
Dr. C: What? {Snickers}
Derick: I SAID TELL ME DAMMIT!
Dr. C: What?
Derrick: I SAID...oh Lord. Don't you speak to me for the rest of the
night! Dreamer has rolled back in the ring! He tackles T'n'T! He's
knocking the hell out of him! He's only got close to about five minutes to
beat him! He grabs T'n'T by the legs! Slingshot! T'n'T bounces out of
the turnbuckle! Dreamer rolls him up from behind! ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!!!
NO! T'n'T kicks out!
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, there are 3 minutes left in the match! 3 minute=
s!
Derrick: Dreamer pulls T'n'T up and snap suplexes him! He goes up top!
Splash from up high! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! T'n'T with his foot on the
bottom rope! Dreamer pulls him up and irish whips him! Belly-to-belly
suplex! He bounces off the ropes and splashes him! ... 1 ... 2 ... no!
T'n'T just won't give up!
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, there are 2 minutes left in the match! 2 minute=
s!
Derrick: Dreamer picks him up! Powerbomb into a pin! ... 1 ... 2 ... no!!
T'n'T kicks Dreamer in the head with the heel of his boot! And Dreamer
falls back! T'n'T gets up! Dreamer gets up! They lock up in the center
of the ring! Dreamer with a small package! ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!!! NO WAY!!
T'n'T got out of it! Dreamer can't understand how T'n'T keeps getting
out!
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, there is 1 minute left in the match! 1 minute!
Dreamer pulls T'n'T up and nails him! T'n'T hits him back! They're
trading punches now! T'n'T with a boot to the mid-section! Whoa! He just
put Dreamer in a version of triple H's Pedigree! T'n'T goes up top now!
Dreamer slowly gets to his feet! T'n'T with a flying body press! But
Dreamer rolls it over! He hooks T'n'T's trunks!!! ... 1 ... 2 ...
{Ding Ding}
Derrick: What happened?
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the Iron Man Match with a score
of 2 - 1.....T'n'T!
{Fans errupt}
Derrick: Whoa! T'n'T beat Johnny Dreamer! How's that for an upset Dr. C?
Dr. C: Do you see me frowning? Or smiling either for that matter. I could
care less.
Derrick: So I see. Anyway, we've gotta get to the next match! Take it
away guys!
{cut to Eugene and Larry}
Eugene: Thanks, Derrick! And what a great performance from T'n'T! Johnny
Dreamer made a good show in a losing effort as well!
Larry: Well, they both looked like shit, but SOMEONE had to win!
Eugene: Strictly YOUR opinion. And now, we are about to see a NEW tag team
make their Pacific Coast Wrestling debut. Larry, what do you know about the
=46lyboys?
Larry: Well, both the Flyboys and their opponents, the Crown Jewels, are
what you call "fan favorite" tag teams, so who the hell cares? I'll just be
counting the minutes until the Funhouse match between Steven Gage and the
Witch King!
Eugene: Indeed, Derrick Bower and Dr. C. will be on hand to call that one
shortly ... and ... wait a minute ... I'm being told that Steven Gage is on
his way to the ring ... and he wants ME to interview him!
{Eugene leaves the broadcast position and enters the ring}
Larry: Ha ha! THIS should be GREAT! They're telling me from the truck that
Gage is going to reveal whether his recent "killings" have been real or
illusion!
[The lights go out and screams of terror echo throughout the
building. Suddenly, the image of Steven "the master" Gage
and Lady Luck are seen walking down the aisle.
Eugene: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest, Steven "The Master" G=
age.
[The lights suddenly flicker and then go back on.]
Larry: I can't believe this, Eugene Curtis is standing face to
face with Steven Gage!
Eugene: Steven, you have certainly mAde a name for yourself here
in the PCW. The reason that I wanted to speak with you is
simple, I along with the whole world want to know if you are
really comitting vicious murders, or if you are just
performing evil magic. Which one is it?
Gage: One thing that you and I must get straight is that I am
the master, you are the mortal. You will speak when spoken
to. You got that.
Eugene: Uh ... sure, "Master."
Gage: Now, I know that these mortals out there want some
answers on whether I am a killer, or am just a mad magicion.
The answer is simple Curtis, I AM BOTH!
[Suddenly the lights go out, when the flick back on Eugene
Curtis is lying dead in the ring.]
Larry: OH MY GOD!!! Eugene is dead! Gage killed him! Gage really IS a murder=
er!
{paramedics rush down to the ring}
Larry: Wait a minute ... this doesn't look right ...
{silence}
Larry: ...
{Larry looks around nervously as the paramedics slide into the ring and
begin checking Eugene ... meanwhile, security comes down, including some
Tacoma Police officers ... and they put Gage in handcuffs}
Larry: ...
{Paramedics work on Eugene}
Larry: {whispering, astonished} Holy shit ...
{Paramedics continue}
Larry: Oh my ... those paramedics look panicked ... this can't be ... not
ANOTHER death on a PCW card, rest the Maniac's soul ...
[As the police escort Gage back to the dressing room, Eugene
Curtis suddenly pops up to his feet.]
Larry: Wait a minute ... HE IS ALIVE!! This whole time GAGE HAS
BEEN PERFORMING BLACK MAGIC!! Gage is in the aisle winking
at Euge, Curtis is stunned and he slowly makes his
way back up to the broadcast booth.
{Eugene sits down next to Larry}
Larry: So ... what's it like to be dead?
Eugene: Uh ... actually it felt kind of numb.
Larry: No ... seriously!
Eugene: It was numb! And the paramedics just told me that my PULSE had
stopped for a minute ... then, as they were about to start CPR ... it
started up again!
{A paramedic sits down next to Eugene}
Paramedic: We're going to keep an eye on you for the rest of the card ...
Eugene: Thanks. I ... uh ... I guess I'd be most comfortable just
continuing with the card. {headphones} What a crock. They're telling me
that Gage is going to be allowed to go ahead with his Funhouse Match with
the Witch King.
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TAG TEAM MATCH!
**************************************
CROWN JEWELS vs. FLYBOYS
By: Curt (curtk@nwrain.com)
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Larry: So ... what WAS it like to be dead? Did you see a light at the end
of a warm tunnel? Or did you see the guy on the deviled ham package?
Eugene: Let's not talk about that. THAT was creepy. Uh ... Well ... so ...
who do you think is going to win this tag team match?
Larry: Euge, if ya GOTTA know, I think both of these teams are really
similar. They're both into the double-teaming, tag team specialist
maneuvers. Which means that none of the four of them could hack it in
singles!
Eugene: Well, I don't think THAT is true at all! Let's go down to the ring!
This should be an exciting one!
{screen switches to a ring shot}
Owen: This next match is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall!
{"Rule Brittania" plays over the amps}
Owen: Coming down the aisle first, accompanied by their manager, the
Bristol Brawler, hailing from Eton, England and Manchester, England,
respectively, and weighing 517 pounds combined ... here are Ian Stone and
Nigel Steele ... the Crown Jewels!
{fans cheer}
{"No Sleep 'Till Brooklyn" by the Beastie Boys is played on the amps}
Owen: And their opponents! They are from Brooklyn, New York, and they weigh
a combined 435 pounds. Here are the Rocket ... Thunder ... they are The
=46lyboys!
{fans cheer}
Eugene: As you mentioned, Larry, the fans are behind BOTH of these teams as
they get set for battle tonight in Tacoma!
{ding ding}
Eugene: And here we go! We start off with Ian Stone and The Rocket, who
circle around in the center of the ring. Rocket is chasing Stone, and Stone
runs to the ropes and bounces off ... Rocket runs to the next ropes over,
and the two men criss cross ... Rocket down, as Stone jogs over him, hits
the other ropes, comes back, and Stone is greeted by a hiptoss by the
Rocket! Stone back up, and Rocket hits a drop kick! Rocket drags Stone over
to the Flyboys' corner and tags in Thunder!
Larry: The man who was named after his flatulence problem!
Eugene: Please, Larry. Thunder and Rocket hook Stone up for a double
suplex, and snap him over, and then Rocket leaves the ring. These guys LOVE
to take FULL advantage of the five seconds you get to leave the ring after
tagging, as do the Crown Jewels. Now Thunder picks up Stone and whips him
to the ropes ... Stone runs back and slides under Thunder! Thunder turns
around! Stone with a drop kick! And Stone brings Thunder to his feet and
drags him over to the Crown Jewels' corner, where Nigel Steele is waiting
for the tag!
Larry: You mean, as in Made out of Steele?
Eugene: No.
Larry: Remington Steele?
Eugene: No! Stone tags Steele, and Stone holds Thunder in the middle of the
ring as Steele climbs to the top. Steele comes off with a moonsault, which
nails Thunder just as Stone releases Thunder and ducks out of the way!
Steele with a cover ... one ... two ... no! Thunder kicks out! Now Steele
with a whip to the ropes on Thunder ... Steele to the far ropes and comes
back to meet Thunder with a flying elbow! Thunder is down ... and Steele
takes a seat on his back and applies a camel clutch!
Larry: I didn't know they had camels in England.
Eugene: They don't!
Larry: I bet that makes the Circus Strongman sad. He has to settle for that
"woman," Deeganizer, instead!
Eugene: That's ridiculous!
Larry: They don't call him "Foot Stool Freddie" for nothing!
Eugene: Please! Thunder is STILL stuck in the camel clutch, and FINALLY he
works his way forward far enough to get a hold of the lowest ring rope, and
Nigel Steele releases the hold! Now Thunder lunges towards his own corner,
and the outstretched hand of The Rocket, but Steel has him by the leg and
drags him back towards the corner of the Crown Jewels.
Larry: You know, I hear that Camilla Parker Bowles really likes what she
has seen of the Crown Jewels!
Eugene: ... And who wouldn't? {pauses, then it dawns on him} Larry! That's
sick! And now, Steele tags Ian Stone, and each has a leg of Thunder's! And
they make a wish and each yank a leg! Now Stone brings Thunder to his feet,
does a side suplex hookup, lifts him up, and brings him down into a vicious
kneebreaker! Stone tags Steele, and then whips Thunder to the ropes as
Steele climbs to the top! Stone catches Thunder on the rebound!
Spinebuster! Steele off the top! Moonsault! It's the British Invasion!
Referee Bob Sanford slides into position ... the count ... one ... two ...
three!
{ding ding}
Owen: Your winners ... the tag team of Ian Stone and Nigel Steele ... the
Crown Jewels!
Eugene: Interesting match ... I think we'll be seeing a LOT more from BOTH
of these teams in the near future!
Larry: Well, I think the Cripplers would turn them both into grease spots
on the canvas! The resulting Rohrschach blots might be interesting ... but
that's it!
Eugene: Speaking of interesting, I can't wait to see the Funhouse Match
between Steven Gage and the Witch King. Let's go back to Derrick and Dr. C!
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FUNHOUSE MATCH!
**************************************
"MASTER" STEVEN GAGE vs. WITCH KING
By: Brian (bnelson@arkansasusa.com)
______________________________________
Derrick: Well folks, it's time for the much anticipated Funhouse Match!
"Master" Steven Gage will try and get revenge on Witch King for that attack
on him just a few weeks ago! There is no telling what this one
holds.....wait....I'm being told that we're gonna go to this match RIGHT
NOW! {Over house microphone.} Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll direct your
attention towards the big screen, the Funhouse Match is ready to begin!
{Fans go nuts}
{Scene switches to outside in the parking lot where a two story fun house
is errected. There is a split screen with Witch King and "Master" Steven
Gage on opposite sides of the house getting ready to enter. There is some
commotion going on behind Steven Gage and out of nowhere comes Steve
Sampson.}
Derrick: Whoa!!! That's Steve Sampson in street clothes! He just nailed
Gage from behind! Gage turns around and he hits Sampson! Sampson hits him
back and now security is quick to get him outta here! I'm sure we won't
see the last of that one! Gage is still watching Sampson being dragged
away by security. And the referee has instructed both men to enter their
sides of the house! Now, we have camera men scattered throughout the
funhouse so we can bring you ALL the action! And they're off! They both
enter the funhouse and meet in the center! Gage and King are trading blows
on a small little bridge not far off the ground! Gage throws Witch King
over the bridge!! He jumps over it and lands on Witch King! They're
rolling around on the wooden floor underneath the bridge! Gage pulls Witch
King up and throws him into a spinning barrel! They're both in there and
Gage is slamming King's head against it! He drags him back out now and
tackles him into a chain net that leads to the second floor! And Witch
King is climbing it! He's on the second floor! Gage is climbing up after
him! WHOA!! Witch King didn't give him the chance! He jumped from the
second floor down onto Gage!! Witch King is really putting it to him now!
He slams Gage's head into a door that leads to a...it's an earthquake room!
The ground his shaking while they're fighting! Witch King piledrives Gage
and his head went through one of the cracks in the floor! It's shaking
around with Gage's head in it! Witch King has Gage by the legs and he's
shoving him down farther into it! And now he pulls him out! He swings
Gage into a wall and he GOES THROUGH IT!!! Witch King goes in after him!
The room is totally dark! It's a...well the camera man just bumped into
something so it looks like it's one of those maze room that's kept totally
dark! WHOA!!! Someone just lit up the room with a fireball! I think it
was Witch King! And Gage comes stumbling out of the room screaming and
holding his face! Dr. C, what about THIS?
Dr. C: THIS is unbelievable! Just shut up and let me watch the match now!
Derrick: Fine. Witch King throws Gage into a wall of strings! Gage is
tangled up in them! Witch King walks over and...OH MY GOD!!! He's setting
the strings on fire!!! Gage is still in them! And here comes Lady Luck!
She made it past the security and she's trying to help Gage out of there!
Witch King grabbed her!! He puts her over his shoulder and he's walking up
the stairs to the second floor! Gage is furious!! He starts snapping the
strings and he's out now! But the funhouse is on FIRE!! Gage is running
up the stairs after Witch King who has Lady Luck! He's kicking open every
door and looking in every room! He's in the room of mirrors now!!! He's
walking around slowly looking for Witch King!
Dr. C: There he is! He's in the mirror with Lady Luck!
Derrick: In the mirror? YOU'RE RIGHT!! He's got Lady Luck around the
neck! Gage sees the mirror but he can't find Witch King and Lady Luck!
He's kicking over mirrors and busting anything in sight but he can't find
either one of them! Witch King is laughing too! Gage kicks over another
one....WAIT...there's Lady Luck sitting behind the mirror!! Gage looks
confus.....OH MY GOD!!! Witch King just fell from the ceiling onto Gage!!
THEY WENT THROUGHT HE FLOOR!!! The camera man on the first floor is
looking for both men through all the rubble! There are pieces of mirror
and wood everywhe....oh no. Oh no...this is not good. One side of the
funhouse is ON FIRE!!! It's completely in blazes! Wait! There's Witch
King! He's coming out from under some wood! And he's pulling Gage up with
him! He slams him into the first step to the second floor! And now Witch
King is dragging him up there! WHOA!!! The stairs just went flat and both
men went sliding back down!! And now Steven Gage is getting up! He's
using the banister to climb up the now ramp to the second floor!! He's up
there! He's getting up on top of it now!!! Witch King is up and facing
him! GAGE JUMPED!!! THEY WENT THROUGH A MIRROR!!! And it looks as though
BOTH men are out!! Here comes Lady Luck!! She's kicking Witch King!! She
picks up a board and breaks it over his head! Now she's helping Gage up!
She's trying to help him out the door! NO!! Witch King from behind!! He
throws Lady Luck out of the way and brings Gage up to the second floor!
He's slamming him into the walls!! He's taking him into the mirror room!!
He slams Gage into a mirror!! Both men are a bloody mess!!! What's Witch
King doing? He just pulled a bottle full of something out of nowhere! He
put a rag in it and he lit it ON FIRE!!! He walks out of the room and
smashes it on the ground!!! NO!!! He's gonna KILL Gage!! Witch King is
leaving! He's heading towards the exit!!! The cameras are waiting on the
outside for Witch King to come out!! And there he is!! He's making his
way out the door! HOLY SHIT!!!!! GAGE CAME FLYING FROM A WINDOW ON THE
SECOND STORY!!!!! HE LANDED ON A CAR!!!!! GAGE WINS THE FUNHOUSE
MATCH!!!! Witch King jumps out of the exit!! He's on his knees looking up
at the sky! SHIT!! THE FUNHOUSE JUST EXPLODED BEHIND WITCH KING!!!!
Quick! Let's go to the next match!
{scene cuts to Eugene Curtis, who is in a hallway somewhere in the Tacoma
Dome. He's standing by a door.}
Eugene: Thanks, Derrick. Behind this door is the dressing room of Super
Scott.
Super Scott: Euge! How ya DOIN'?!?
Eugene: Uh ... fine! So ... how are you feeling going into this big match?
Super Scott: I'm pumped, I'm excited, I'm ready! I can't WAIT for the
match.
Eugene: What are you doing in these last moments before the match?
Super Scott: Well, there was a Seinfeld marathon earlier today and that
took my mind off the match as I laughed my ass off, and then I just got
the blow job to end all blow jobs! That Judge Dread doesn't know what
he's missing!
Eugene: You mean to tell me that LADY JUSTICE is in that room?
Super Scott: That's for ME to know and you to not find out! Hey, we
gotta make this quick, I've got my dinner on the table!
Eugene: What kind of foods does a champ like you eat hours before a big
match?
Super Scott: Who said anything about eating FOOD?!?
Eugene: Oh brother! And I suppose, then, you're trying to tell me that
Justice has been served tonight?
Super Scott: Good one, Euge! Your a pretty funny dude!
Eugene: You know ... you're not being as much of a jerk as you usually are!
Super Scott: Thanks, Euge! I wish I could say that you don't STINK as
much as you usually do, but I see that you haven't taken your monthly
shower yet!
Eugene: Right. I stand corrected. Well ... are you nervous?
Super Scott: Of course I'm not nervous! This is Judge Dread we're
talking about! I could beat this guy with both hands tied behind my
back. I could beat him every day of the week and twice on Sundays. I
could beat him blindfolded. I could beat hi....
Eugene: I think we're getting the point!
Super Scott: I thought we went over this already! You NEVER....EVER cut
me off! That's a no-no! I see that you haven't learned your lesson, so
I'll just have to teach it again! And while your at it, I want to tell
Judge Dread what your feeling!!!
Super Scott: Now, tell Dread what kind of pain your in!
Super Scott: Dread, he's in PAIN, but you.....YOUR GOING TO GET IT MUCH
MUCH WORSE! This is Super's Day and I'm not in a giving mood. I feel
like kicking some ass and then getting some! The SUPER CELEBRATION
begins 5 minutes after I kick your ass. All fine chicks are invited!
Eugene: {crumpled on the floor} Uh ... back to you, Derrick!
{scene cuts to Derrick and Dr. C again}
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"KINGLY" EDGAR FIGARO vs. STEVE SAMPSON
By: Brian (bnelson@arkansasusa.com)
____________________________________
Derrick Bower: Ok folks, it's time for "Kingly" Edgar Figaro and Steve
Sampson to lock up! Both men with a determination to win like no other!
Dr. C WAS here with me but he said something about Marla Maples being here
and then he went to the restroom. Strange individual. I'm sure he'll be
joining us again during the match, but maybe we can sneak this one by
without having to listen to him. Let's go up to Owen McDonald!
{Scene switches to ring}
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall. Making
his way down to ringside, he hails from Figaro Castle and weighs in at 245
pounds....."Kingly" Edgar Figaro!
{Fans cheer}
Owen: And now his opponent, accompanied to ringside by Rick Johnson! He
weighs in a t 235 pounds.....Steve Sampson!
{Fans errupt}
Derrick: Ok! This one starts off with a friendly handshake. They lock up!
Sampson with a go behind into a hammerlock! Figaro turns it around! He
quickly turns it into a backdrop! Figaro up quickly as is Sampson! Figaro
runs at him! He slides under Sampson's legs and rises behind him! Sampson
turns around! Figaro with a nice chop! Another one! Another! He nails
Sampson with a closed fist! He pushes him up against the ropes and irish
whips him! Sampson ducks a clothesline! He bounces off the ropes and
connects with a cross body block! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! Figaro out quickly!
Sampson pulls him off the mat and irish whips him again. Russian leg
sweep! He gets up and turns it into a half Boston crab! Figaro quickly
scrambles into the ropes! Sampson lets go and patiently waits for Figaro
to get up. He indeed does. Sampson comes from behind and...OW! He met
and elbow to the face! Figaro with another one! A kick to the
mid-section! He grabs Sampson by the head! Suplex over the top rope!
Sampson just took a nasty spill over the top rope!
{Dr. C gets back from his trip to the restroom}
Derrick: What the hell were you doing? Took you long enough.
Dr. C: I was uh...ummm...I had a lot to drink before the show.
Derrick: I'll bet. Figar slides under the bottom rope and goes to work on
Sampson! He kicks him in the side of the head! He pulls him up and irish
whips him into the safety railing! OH MY! Figaro clotheslined him over
the railing! Some fans are trying to help Sampson up and get him back into
this one! Figaro throws a punch! Sampson blocks it! He nails Figaro! He
blocks another punch from Figaro and delivers one of his own! Headbutt!
Vicious! Sampson slingshots himself over the railing and onto Figaro!!
Nice move!
Dr. C: I'll tell you something! That Steve Sampson isn't a very good
looking fella!
Derrick: What are you talking about? The ladies love Sampson!
Dr. C: Oh c'mon Derrick! The guy is so ugly that when he went to a dude
ranch, the horse said, "Are you my relief?" Hahaha!
Derrick: Some more gut busting humor from Dr. C. Sampson has thrown Figaro
back in the ring and held him down so far with an armbar. Figaro nails him
with a closed fist! Another one! And Sampson lets go the armbar! Figaro
is up and he dropkicks Sampson into the turnbuckle! Sampson just about
went over that turnbuckle too! Figaro backs into the opposite one! He
runs in with a corner splash! Sampson moved! Jab! Jab! Jab! Uppercut!
And that sent Figaro head over heels! Irish whip out of the corner!
Sampson follows in with a corner splash of his own and connects! He pulls
him out and sends him to the ropes! He catches Figaro! HOT SHOT! Sampson
with a cover! ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!!!
{Ding Ding}
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match.....Steve Sampson!
{Fans go wild}
Derrick: Alright! VERY impressive win racked up by Steve Sampson! Folks
we've got a lot more coming your way tonight so let's get to it!
{scene cuts to Mark Hessler and Psycho Sarah}
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PRINCETON MAXWELL vs. QUINN MERCURY
By: Adrian (Dickeson_AC@msn.com)
____________________________________
Mark: We've got what promises to be a great scientific match here today, the
fourteen year old, Princeton Maxwell takes on the Technical master, making
his
return tonight to the PCW, Quinn Mercury!
Sarah: I'm going with Quinn, fourteen year old? Yeah, RIGHT!
{Owen McDonald once more enters the ring}
Owen McDonald: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, coming down
the aisle first is a man making his return to the PCW, weighing in at 231
lbs,
here is QUINN MERCURY!!!
Crowd: YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Owen McDonald: And his opponent...
{Hollywood Blondes music from WCW plays over the speakers.}
Owen McDonald: Hailing from Columbus, GA. Weighing in at 149 lbs and
accompanied to the ring by Christina Gridely, here is PRINCETON MAXWELL!!!
Crowd: YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
{Ding Ding}
Mark: Both man immediately lock up in the centre of the ring, and Quinn
immediately overpowers Princeton and sends him flying with a hiptoss to the
outside!!!
Sarah: This guy has no business being in the ring!! Quinn is just going to
toss him around like a rag doll until he gets fed up and then pin him! No
contest!
Mark: Princeton climbs back into the ring, he runs at Quinn, Quinn scoops the
guy up and... slams him... NOOO!!! Princeton countered it with a flying head
scissors!! This time it is Quinn who is sent to the outside!!! It looks like
you underestimated Princeton, he does have some great moves of his own!
Sarah: Hmmmppphhhhffff!!!! Well......... it's luck I'm sure!
Mark: Princeton grabs the ropes and a slingshot plancha to the outside!!
Princeton rolls Quin in the ring, Princeton gets in and Quinn gets him with a
belly to belly suplex!! Princeton flips to his feet, neither man seems to
have
suffered much ill effect so far!
Sarah: Quinn will pull out some decent moves in a second.
Mark: Princeton and Quinn lock up again... Quinn gets whipped to the ropes!!
Quinn back and Princeton ducks for a body drop, Quinn goes flying over into a
sunset flip!!! One, Two, and Princeton turns it onto the side to get Quinn's
shoulder's down, One, Two, and Quinn rolls it forward to get Princeton
down!!!
One, Two, Three... and Princeton kicks out!
Sarah: I suppose that was reasonably impressive. It showed some talent by
Princeton, notice how countered both of Princeton's counters though!
Mark: Both men get up again. They lock up again! Princeton gets whipped to
the
ropes, NO! He reversed it, NO! Quinn reversed the reversal, and Princeton
reverses it again, but they are too close to the ropes!! Both men are in the
ropes locked up! The ref breaks them! These two are extremely well matched in
scientific ability!!
Sarah: You gotta be kidding me, if you want to judge this on points, Quinn is
way ahead, WAY ahead!
Mark: Oh really? You must be watching a different match!
Sarah: You can quit those sarky comments right now!!!
Mark: Both men go once more into a collar and elbow tie up. Princeton manages
to take Quinn down with a drop toe hold! He slides forward into a headlock,
but can't keep Quinn on the mat, he's too light, Quinn with a back suplex!!
Princeton is sent reeling!!
Sarah: You see, Princeton just can't cope with Quinn's power!! 149 lbs? That
is a joke weight!!!
Mark: Quinn walks over to Princeton, and Princeton takes him down with a drop
toe hold!!! And immediately gets a half Boston crab on!! Quinn is managing to
scramble across the ring in it, and he reaches the ropes!!! Princeton didn't
have it locked on well enough! Princeton releases the hold and... drops a
knee
into the back and Quinn shrugs it off, he gets up. And both men in a
stare down!
Sarah: Why do you have to say men? Princeton is a kid, and an UGLY one at
that!
Mark: Can't you be nice to anyone?
Sarah: Hey! I'm only nice to winners!
Mark: Oh god, what did I do to deserve this woman???
Sarah: You're right, you don't deserve me, you should quit your job!
Mark: Both men back off a bit, Princeton to the ropes, he rebounds and Quinn
nails him with a fist to the midsection! Quinn to the side and Russian Leg
Sweep!!
Sarah: Now it's time for us to watch Maxwell House to get chucked around a
bit!!!
Mark: Could you please not call him that?
Sarah: No way Hosea!
Mark: Oh Brother! Quinn picks Princeton up and.... SMALL PACKAGE BY
PRINCETON!! ONE, TWO, THREEEE, NOOOO!!!! QUINN HAS REVERSED IT ONE, TWO,
THREE.... NOOO!!! ANOTHER REVERSAL ONE, TWO, THREEEE AND IT'S REVERSED
AGAIN!!!!!
ONE, TWO, THREE!!!
{Ding Ding}
Mark: It's over already!!! I don't believe it! Princeton's small package just
cost him the match!
Sarah: Oh life is good again! We don't have to put up with fourteen year olds
beating the talent here in PCW!!!
Owen McDonald: The winner of this match by pinfall... QUINN MERCURY!!!
Mark: That was a quick match, Quinn was fully prepared for that small package
and just used it against Princeton to get the win!!
______________________________________________________________________
Eugene: Thanks, Mark and Sarah. Next up, we have the Raw Bowl match for the
PCW Tag Team titles.
Larry: Yeah. I have something to say about that. What the PCW is asking the
Cripplers to do here is completely unfair! They have to defend against
three other teams at once! What a rip off!
Eugene: It IS a little harder than what they would normally have to deal
with, but it should be great for the fans. Let's go down to Owen McDonald.
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RAW BOWL -- PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Cripplers (champions) vs.
Reckless Abandon vs.
Menace 2 Society vs.
Superiority Complex
By: Curt (curtk@nwrain.com)
____________________________________
Owen: This next match will be contested under RAW BOWL rules ...
{Fans cheer}
Owen: ... and it is for the Pacific Coast Wrestling Tag Team Championships!
{Fans cheer loudly}
Owen: Two men will be in the ring at once. Any man can tag any other man.
When a man is pinned, his team is eliminated. The last team remaining will
be the winners!
{Fans cheer some more}
Owen: Coming down the aisle first ... they are the Pacific Coast Wrestling
Tag Team Champions!
{"Ace of Spades" by Motorhead plays on the amps.}
{Fans boo thunderously}
Owen: Accompanied by their manager, Jason the Terribly Naughty One, and by
The Trainer ... hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada and Portland, Oregon
... and weighing in at 808 pounds combined ... here are "Sideshow" Bob
Tuwilliger and "Destroyer" Shawn Mancubus ... The Cripplers!
{Fans keep on booing}
Owen: And now, the challenging teams.
{"Mr. Perfect's Theme" plays over the amps.}
Owen: From Charlotte, North Caroina ...at a combined weight of 488 pounds
... here are Prodigy and Omnipotent ... Superiority Complex!
{Fans also boo the Complex}
Owen: Thirdly ...
{"Youth Gone Wild" by Skid Row plays over the amps.}
Owen: Hailing from Anaheim, California ... weighing in at a combined weight
of 516 pounds ... here are "Wild Thing" Dave Jupiter and "Big Dog" Johnny
Whiplash ... Reckless Abandon!
{Fans cheer}
Owen: And finally, our fourth team ...
{"Woo Ha!!!" by Busta Rhymes is played on the amps}
{Fans boo loudly}
Owen: They hail from Brooklyn, New York ... weighing in at 453 pounds
combined ... here are "Hardcore" D. Light ... "Extreme" D. Meanor ...
Menace 2 Society!
{ding ding, as the ref holds the tag team belts up in the air}
Eugene: We will start off with Hardcore D. Light and Prodigy in the ring
... and Hardcore charges towards Prodigy! Prodigy steps aside and grabs
onto the arm of Hardcore and puts him in an armbar ... Hardcore tries to
get out with a leg sweep ... Prodigy jumps over it ... and Hardcore jerks
him out of the air by the arm, and down to the canvas. Both men stand right
back up.
Larry: Superiority Complex are technically brilliant, while the Menace just
likes a good street fight. Meanwhile, Reckless Abandon are more of an
aerial team. The Cripplers? They just like to pound the crap out of people.
Eugene: Hardcore with an uppercut on Prodigy! And another! A third!
Hardcore whips Prodigy to Reckless Abandon's corner! Reversed! Hardcore
hits the corner and tags in "Wild Thing" Dave Jupiter! Jupiter runs at
Prodigy! Prodigy ducks a clothesline, and Jupiter turns around and is
greeted with a drop kick! Jupiter down and back up, and Prodigy hits
another one! Jupiter up again, and he then ducks in anticipation of another
drop kick, but Prodigy stays put ... and now BOTH men attempt a drop kick
at the same time! I think Jupiter got the better of that one, as he's up
first and puts Prodigy in an irish whip to the ropes. Jupiter to the
opposite rope, he lands with both feet on the bottom rope, and slingshots
himself into the oncoming Prodigy with a flying elbow! Jupiter with a
cover! One ... no!
Larry: It's a bit early for that.
Eugene: Now both men are up ... and Jupiter attempts a right hook on
Prodigy! Prodigy dodges by stepping back! He thumbs his nose at Jupiter!
Jupiter is pissed! Jupiter chases Prodigy into the Complex's corner, where
Prodigy tags Omnipotent.
Larry: Or, as the Menace calls him, Impotent.
Eugene: Right. Omnipotent comes in and locks up with Jupiter. Omni kicks
Jupiter in the gut, then grabs a waistlock on him and turns him over into a
gutwrench suplex! Followed by a legdrop! Now he drops a knee to the head of
Jupiter! He lifts Jupiter to his feet and hooks him up for a snap suplex!
He hits it! A cover! One ... and no, Jupiter kicks out. Jupiter, crawling
back to his corner ... and no ... Omnipotent grabs his leg and drags him
over to Prodigy, making a tag. Here comes Prodigy ... Omnipotent stays in
the ring ... they bring Jupiter to his feet ... Perfection Personified!
Prodigy with the cover ... one ... two ... three!
{ding ding}
Owen: Reckless Abandon have been eliminated!
Eugene: How to describe that move ... well ... Omni took out Jupiter's legs
from behind at the same instant as Prodigy hit a spin kick to the head on
him ... and Jupiter looks hurt!
Larry: Nonsense! He landed somewhere that can't be hurt ... on his head!
Eugene: Don't make light of this, Larry ... Jupiter is not moving! Referee
Bob Sanford is calling for the stretcher, and look at the look of concern
on the face of Jupiter's partner, "Big Dog" Johnny Whiplash.
Larry: Larry's Logging Service, special delivery!
Eugene: Well, the ref is telling the remaining teams to hold up, while they
get Jupiter out of the ring ... and finally, "Extreme" D. Meanor of the
Menace runs into the ring, jumps over the fallen Jupiter, and hits a
forearm on a surprised Prodigy! And now an uppercut! Right hook! Extreme
grabs a waistlock on Prodigy, and turns him over into a tilt-a-whirl
backbreaker! Ouch! And now he bends down, puts Prodigy into a step-over toe
hold, and reaches over ... he has the cross-face! STF!
Larry: I know I said that the Menace is mostly about street fighting, but
"Extreme" brings a lot of technical prowess into the ring, as well ...
Eugene: Yes, he does, but Prodigy rolls back and forth a few times and
manages to get out of the leglock ... still in the headlock, he elbows
Extreme in the gut ... and again ... and finally, Extreme releases the
hold! Both men stand up! Extreme with an uppercut! Prodigy ducks it, and
makes a lunge for "Sideshow" Bob Tuwilliger ... he makes the tag! Bob was
busy arguing with Jason, and Prodigy tags him! I don't think he knows he
was tagged! Here comes Extreme! He dropkicks Sideshow Bob on the back! Bob
falls to the outside! Extreme grabs the top rope, leans back, slingshots
himself over the top rope, somersaults, and hits a splash across the chest
of Sideshow Bob! Now Extreme climbs to the apron ... to the top rope! He
flips the bird at Jason the Terribly Naughty One!
Larry: Jason's likely to _accept_ THAT invitation!
Eugene: And Extreme D. Meanor comes off the top with a swan dive onto
Sideshow Bob ... ouch! Bob got his knees up, at the last second! Now,
slowly, Bob stands up. He rolls Extreme into the ring, and follows him in
... and boy, is Extreme dazed! Bob tags his 500 pound partner, Shawn
Mancubus. These men are HUGE! Sideshow hooks up Mancubus in an atomic drop
... and down goes Mancubus onto Extreme with a devastating legdrop! The
ref's count ... one ... two ... no.
Larry: The Cripplers just love those double-team maneuvers. So do I! They
make opponents squirt out their innards like an overcooked calzone!
Eugene: Sick! Mancubus now grabs the hair of Extreme and stands him up
slowly. Extreme with a punch to the chest of Mancubus! A reverse knife
edge! And another! A forearm smash to the chin! Mancubus is not fazed! He
whips Extreme to the ropes ... and then charges into him with a flying
shoulder tackle!
Larry: Shawn Mancubus looks like your basic blob, but he has a surprising
amount of speed. But then he has to. If he only used a little of it, at his
weight it would have no effect.
Eugene: Drug humor is not funny, Larry. And besides, I think Jason is the
one who's on speed.
Larry: No, he's just excited lately. He's been dating Dennis Rodman, you know.
Eugene: ANYWAY, Mancubus drags Extreme to the corner by the arm, and he
tags his partner, Sideshow Bob.
Larry: You know, they're really giving the Superiority Complex a lot of
time to rest here.
Eugene: Good point. Sideshow Bob now hooks up Extreme for a belly-to-belly
suplex, and executes it suddenly. This was not one of those turning
sideways suplexes like big men normally use; he send Extreme straight over
the back of his head, and all the way across the ring! Extreme slides
across the canvas and to the outside! He's hurt! He doesn't seem to be
moving! And Bob now tags Mancubus! He whips Mancubus to the far ropes from
where Extreme is lying on the floor. Here comes Mancubus towards
Tuwilliger, and Tuwilliger {crowd gasp} BACK BODY DROPS "DESTROYER" SHAWN
MANCUBUS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO "EXTREME" D. MEANOR! That's the MOST
DEVASTATING MOVE I HAVE EVER SEEN! Sideshow Bob returns to his corner, as
the Destroyer slowly stands up ... and now, he grabs Extreme by the hand
and lifts him to his feet ... Mancubus climbs onto the apron, and jerks
Extreme up there by the arm! He holds Extreme's hand out where Hardcore can
tag it! And Hardcore makes the tag! Mancubus lets Extreme go, and he just
collapses, falling to the outside!
Larry: I think Hardcore is on his own from now on. Extreme is finished. He
has to be. He's been turned into a human road pizza.
Eugene: And what arrogance on the part of the Cripplers! They could have
eliminated Menace 2 Society, but they chose not to!
Larry: I think this has a lot to do with the baseball bat attack from earlier.
Eugene: Hardcore doesn't enter the ring, but, rather, he runs the apron to
the next ringpost and climbs to the top! Mancubus follows him over and is
greeted with a double axe-handle to the head! And now Hardcore runs over to
Omnipotent and tags ... no! Omni jumps off the apron! Hardcore now turns to
Prodigy ... who ALSO jumps off the apron! Neither wants to tag "Hardcore"
D. Light!
Larry: Smart strategy. Let the Cripplers or the Menace (yeah, right) finish
off the other team first, and do your work FOR you. It may be cheap ... it
may be lazy of them ... but who cares!
Eugene: And it's well within the rules of the RAW BOWL match. Ouch!
Mancubus runs in and stinger splashes Hardcore in the corner, from behind!
And Prodigy steps up on the apron and slaps Hardcore in the face! Referee
Bob Sanford admonishes Prodigy ... and while he's doing that, Omnipotent
climbs onto the apron, grabs the head of "Hardcore" D. Light, drapes his
neck over the top rope, hangs on and jumps down to the floor! Ouch!
Hardcore bounces off the ropes and is caught in a belly-to-belly suplex by
Mancubus! And now he and Tuwilliger both point skyward!
Larry: You know what this means. It means that after the Cripplers' next
move you could lay Extreme on top of Hardcore and call it a short stack.
Eugene: Yes ... Extreme remains motionless on the floor just outside the
Cripplers' corner. Mancubus walks to his corner, climbs the ropes, and tags
in "Sideshow" Bob. Bob comes in the ring, puts Mancubus on his shoulders,
and climbs up to the top. That's 908 pounds that will come down on
"Hardcore" D. Light! Bob is standing on the turnbuckle, with Mancubus on
his shoulders! FIFTEEN FEET OF HUMANITY, about to CRASH DOWN on "Hardcore"
D. Light! And ... Extreme is up and HE SHAKES THE ROPES! Tuwilliger falls
to the inside of the ring, AND MANCUBUS FALLS BELLY-FIRST ONTO THE
RINGPOST, THEN ROLLS OFF SIDEWAYS AND DOWN TO THE ARENA FLOOR!
Larry: Smart work by the Menace. I can't BELIEVE that "Extreme" D. Meanor
was able to get up and shake the ropes.
Eugene: I can't believe it either! And now, "Hardcore" D. Light comes over
to make a cover on the fallen "Sideshow" Bob Tuwilliger! The count ... one
... two ... no! Ominpotent comes off the top with a splash to Hardcore's
back, and rolls out of the ring! He broke up the pin attempt! And look at
Prodigy standing in the Complex's corner laughing and pointing to his head!
What a CHEAP maneuver!
Larry: It's sound strategy, actually. They're still trying to get the
Cripplers and Menace to wear each other out. Then when one is pinned, the
one that's left will be easy pickings.
Eugene: And it DOES look like both the Cripplers AND the Menace are nearing
that point. Tuwilliger is back up -- he's the legal man for the Cripplers
-- and now so is "Hardcore" D. Light. Hardccore, with an uppercut to
Tuwilliger, and Tuwilliger dodges it, loses his balance, and falls back to
the mat. "Hardcore" winds up the leg and drops it ... no, Tuwilliger rolls
out of the way. Both of these men moving VERY slowly inside the ring, as is
"Destroyer" ... hey, wait a minute ... where IS Mancubus?
Larry: I don't know. One minute, he's lying on the arena floor, and the
next time I look, he's gone! But it's hard to hide a man that big! He took
a bath once in Crater Lake and it overflowed!
Eugene: I don't understand, either. "Extreme" D. Meanor is FINALLY back in
his corner, though. We've accounted for _him_. Tuwilliger drapes an arm
across Hardcore ... one ... two ... no! Hardcore got a shoulder up! And
look at Superiority Complex! They're having a GREAT time here, watching
these two teams beat each other up! What arrogance!
Larry: It's not arrogance ... it's confidence!
Eugene: Now "Hardcore" goes to his corner and tags in "Extreme" D. Meanor
... and they double team Tuwilliger with an onslaught of punches and kicks!
Uppercut by Meanor! Kick to the midsection by Light! Double DDT! And the
ref tells Hardcore he has to leave! Extreme, now, with an attempted
gutwrench suplex on Shawn Mancubus ... no way! But he then gouges
Tuwilliger right in the ocular protuberence!
Larry: I see you have a little case of Gorillitis there!
Eugene: Of what? Sure, Larry. Extreme, now, kicks Tuwilliger right in the
cops and sends him wobbling. Extreme bounces off the ropes and comes back
with a flying clothesline to the back of the head! Extreme now climbs up to
the top rope ... moonsault! The cover ... one ... two ... three!
Larry: No.
Eugene: Yes! We have new champs!
Larry: Look. Sanford's holding up TWO fingers.
Eugene: You're right. Tuwilliger just BARELY got out of that one! Extreme
is pissed! He's yelling at Bob Sanford! And Tuwilliger from behind, with a
roll-up! One ... two ... no! "Extreme" D. Meanor kicks out! Meanor is up
... and Tuwilliger NAILS him with a clothesline! Tuwilliger turns around,
jumps up in the air, and splashes Extreme! Tuwilliger bounces back to his
feet! He jumps up again, and lands a devastating butt drop on Extreme! The
cover ... one ... two ... he stands up!
Larry: Check THAT out! Mancubus is standing in Superiority Complex's
corner, holding Prodigy in place! He must have been under the ring! He came
out and caught the Complex by surprise!
Eugene: You're right! Tuwilliger walks over to Mancubus and Prodigy, points
his finger at his head, then winds up and puts his hand out, as Mancubus
FORCES Prodigy to tag in! Then Mancubus lifts up Prodigy and throws him in
the ring, as both Cripplers return to their corners! That leaves "Extreme"
D. Meanor and Prodigy as the legal men. Prodigy now runs up to "Extreme" D.
Meanor, still down from "Sideshow" Bob's splashes, and rolls him onto his
back. He grabs both legs, steps over one from the inside, crosses them, and
then turns "Extreme" D. Meanor over into a Sharpshooter! Here comes
Mancubus into the ring to break it up! Bob Sanford cuts him off!
Larry: Yeah ... but on the outside, Tuwilliger just pulled Omnipotent off
the apron and {crowd gasp} power bombed him onto a chair! Now a legdrop!
And another! And he runs back to look innocent in his own corner just as
Sanford turns to look after getting Mancubus to leave the ring! Awesome!
Some of the best cheating I've ever seen!
Eugene: And Prodigy didn't like it at all! He runs over to the corner of
the Cripplers ... both drop off the apron and point to their heads! Extreme
crawls behind him, then lunges at his knee pit and clips him viciously!
What action we're seeing in this Raw Bowl match! Extreme, now, grabs the
leg of Prodigy and drags him to the Menace's corner, tagging "Hardcore" D.
Light! Hardcore runs to the next turnbuckle! Extreme hooks up Prodigy for a
suplex ... no ... he lifts up Prodigy and brings him down on the
turnbuckle. Now he's climbing up there for a superplex! He hooks it up ...
he hits it! And "Hardcore" D. Light comes off the top with a somersault
splash! That's their finisher -- the Peacemaker! And Hardcore just bounces
off of Prodigy, and rolls around on the mat, grabbing his knee! He's hurt!
And so is Prodigy! And so is Extreme! When he superplexed Prodigy, Extreme
landed on a chair thrown in there by Jason the Terribly Naughty One! It was
tied to a whip, which Jason used to quickly pull it out of the ring! The
ref did NOT see that! We have Prodigy, Hardcore, AND Extreme, ALL in there,
and ALL hurt! Extreme finally rolls to the outside and falls to the floor!
Prodigy crawls towards his own corner ... but nobody's home! Omnipotent is
still down and out! Wait a minute ... Omnipotent is now trying to climb the
apron ... and he's up there! He holds out his hand for Prodigy ... and
Prodigy lunges and makes the tag!
Larry: I can't believe he even got up after what Tuwilliger did to him on
the outside.
Eugene: Me neither. Omni enters and limps over to the fallen Hardcore,
grabs his legs ... and hooks up a figure-four leglock! He has it in there
good! Hardcore's face tells it all ... he's in agony! But he won't give up!
Omni now bounces up and down on the mat to do more damage! Hardcore tries
to sit up ... it's too painful! The ref counts ... one ... two ... and
Hardcore raises an arm! Now, he's back down. Another count ... one ... two
... almost. Hardcore is in a LOT of pain! Extreme can't make the save --
he's down, and on the outside, cluching the small of his back, right where
he landed on the folding chair! Hardcore leans on his elbow to avoid having
his shoulders down ... and he falls down LIMP! I think he's out! "Sideshow"
Bob steps in the ring! The ref counts ... one ... two ... three! Sideshow
let them make the pin!
{ding ding}
Owen: The team of Menace 2 Society has been --
Eugene: HOLY SHIT! "Destroyer" Shawn Mancubus comes in with a SPECTACULAR
rocket launcher splash onto Omni, with the propulsion supplied by
"Sideshow" Bob Tuwilliger! Since Menace was out and a new man had to come
in, it was legal! The cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!
Larry: The Cripplers are still the champs!
{ding ding}
Owen: Your winners, by pinfall ...
{crowd murmurs}
Owen: ...and STILL the PCW Tag Team Champions ...
{crowd erupts into boos with some cheers}
Owen: ... the Cripplers!
{boos and cheers get louder}
Eugene: What an INCREDIBLE match! What a sudden ending! The size and power
of the Cripplers won out in the end, thanks to a few smart moves on their
part, especially the last one. Give them credit. And give Menace 2 Society
and Superiority Complex credit as well!
Larry: I do! Although, as well as "Hardcore" and "Extreme" can wrestle, I
think they'd be even better playing left field for the Mariners!
Eugene: They can definitely handle a bat. I'm sure we'll see a lot more
from Superiority Complex and the Menace in the future ... this match was
AWFULLY close! Well, if you think THAT was interesting, check out what we
have up next! Divine Intervention -- the team of Messiah and Prophet --
will be taking on the team of Tarot and Prophet!
Larry: Well, Tarot and Prophet double-crossed Divine Intervention. And well
they should have! What a couple of bible-thumping idiots!
Eugene: Incredible! You used to WORSHIP the Prophet and the Messiah!
Larry: Well, I saw the error of my ways. I worship Super Scott Hibbs now!
Eugene: Yes, well, certainly no error there. And that match will come up
later on. We also still have the old House of Pain facing off against the
new House of Pain in a six-man tag team encounter, and EWA World Champion
the Joker facing off against the man rumored to be his brother, Hellshock!
Larry: Ah ... Smellshock. Pheeeeeee-yeeeewwwwwwwww! Still, he DID win one
of the most incredible matches in PCW history -- the Holy War match. He
beat Witch King, the Prophet, Misery, and Dark Destroyer in order to retain
his FASW Title. Of course, that monumental achievement is more than
balanced out by his 15-second loss to my boy.
Eugene: You talk about that on and on like it's the only thing Gunnar's
ever done. Sheesh! Well ... let's go to the ring, as Owen McDonald is now
ready to announce the next match!
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TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH
Divine Intervention
(Prophet and Messiah)
vs.
Tarot and Phantasm
By: Curt (curtk@nwrain.com)
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Owen: This next match is a tag team grudge match, scheduled for one fall!
{crowd roars with cheers}
{creepy organ music starts up over the PA, then gets louder and louder}
{crowd starts booing}
Owen: Hailing from the Kingdom of Heaven ... accompanied by their manager,
the True Believer ... and weighing in at 534 pounds combined ... here are
former PCW Heavyweight Champion the Prophet and his tag team partner, the
Messiah ... they are Divine Intervention!
{fans boo, but there are some cheers}
Eugene: Amazingly enough, the Prophet received a lot of support from some
fans in the election to determine who would take on Super Scott for the
title, but as we know, Judge Dread won the election. However, I suppose
this is as good a time as any to announce that next Saturday, at the
Grapplearium, the Prophet will receive a shot at the PCW Champion, whether
it be Super Scott or Judge Dread!
Owen: And their opponents!
{jungle noises are heard ... they then dissolve into some sort of
fractured, off-key waltz}
{fans continue cheering and booing}
Owen: They hail from Europe and Peru, respectively! Weighing in at a total
combined weight of 490 pounds, here are Tarot and Phantasm!
{fans boo, but some other ones cheer ... there is more cheering than for
Divine Intervention, as the fans consider Tarot a "tweener" ... however,
many fans are throwing things at Phantasm ... they hate him for helping
Super Scott win the PCW Title}
Larry: One thing I can tell you for sure. Divine Intervention may be dorks,
but at least they can trust each other. Tarot and Phantasm can't! They're
SURE to double cross each other!
Eugene: Yes, well, Phantasm has a history of double-crossing people.
{ding ding}
Eugene: ... and we begin with Messiah and Tarot in the ring together. They
lock up, and Tarot puts Messiah in a nice hammerlock ... which he turns
into a hammerlock bodyslam! The Messiah gets back up ... ducks a right hook
by Tarot, and hooks Tarot into a side suplex! Tarot back up, and Messiah
hooks him into a gutwrench suplex ... blocked! Tarot backs up a step, then
lowers his shoulder into The Messiah's midsection. The Messiah keels over
... and Tarot hooks him up for a suplex, or perhaps his suplex-piledriver.
Messiah is up ... no. He shifts his weight and Tarot can't lift him.
Messiah then attempts a snap suplex, and hits it. He drags Tarot over to
the Prophet's corner and makes the tag. Prophet holds Tarot in place while
Messiah buries a few boots in his ribs, and then referee Bob Sanford sends
Messiah to the outside.
Larry: No fair! They were double teaming!
Eugene: Yeah, well, I know all about your lifelong personal crusade against
double teaming.
Larry: I know. It's got to stop!
Eugene: Yeah, well, in case you couldn't tell, I was being _sarcastic_.
Prophet lifts Tarot into a gorilla press, and drops him face first to the
mat. Tarot now starts crawling wildly towards Phantasm, to make a tag, but
the Prophet runs up behind him, jumps up, and hits a butt drop to slow his
progress. He got him right in the small of the back! And now, he grabs both
of Tarot's arms, drapes them over his knees, grabs the chin of Tarot, and
leans back into a camel clutch! Tarot tries to escape by crawling forward!
Phantasm climbs to the top! Sanford cuts him off and tells him to get down!
And the Messiah comes in behind the ref's back and helps Prophet move Tarot
towards Divine Intervention's corner by pulling him in reverse, as Prophet
continues to apply the clutch!
Larry: Clutch? Reverse? If Bob Holly ever comes here -- God forbid --
you're sure going to be ready, Euge!
Eugene: Hey! I resent that! And now Tarot lunges forward to get out ... no
... backwards! And he's out of the camel clutch! Prophet stands! Tarot
lunges forward and clips him! Prophet is down, and Tarot scrambles over to
Phantasm and makes the tag! Phantasm leaps to the top rope, and comes off
with a flying sunset flip, which hits Prophet just as he stands up! The
count ... one! And that's all.
Larry: Still very early.
Eugene: Both men back up now, and Phantasm whips Prophet to Tarot's corner
... no, reversed ... and Phantasm hits the corner, followed by a big
shoulder by Prophet.
Larry: Something's wrong with the True Believer! She's waving her arms
wildly at referee Bob Sanford!
Eugene: And now Prophet turns around and whips Phantasm to Divine
Intervention's corner, where Messiah has his stone tablet! Phantasm hits
the corner! Here comes Prophet with a big shoulder! He hits! Prophet holds
Phantasm! Messiah winds up with the tablet! He holds it in the air ... THIS
must be why True Believer is distracting the ref ... and he brings it down
...
{crowd gasp}
Larry: Holy shit!
Eugene: PHANTASM DUCKS! And the Prophet -- that's right, THE PROPHET --
just got drilled in the head with the Messiah's stone tablet! Prophet
stumbles back a step! Phantasm runs up and hits a lariat on him! Phantasm
with the cover ... one ... two ... three!
{ding ding}
Larry: Oh my God.
Owen: Your winners, as the result of a pin ... the team of Tarot and Phantasm!
Eugene: Tarot and Phantasm just leave, and here comes the True Believer
with a towel to wipe some of the blood off of the Prophet, as he struggles
to his feet ... and the Messiah looks ruefully at the stone tablet that
just cost Divine Intervention the match ... and finally, he enters the
ring. The Prophet is helped to his feet and the team of Divine Intervention
walks away with a surprisingly quick loss, thanks to that stone tablet of
theirs.
Larry: Yeah. Talk about bible thumpers! That one REALLY went thump!
Eugene: Well, we're about to see one of the most anticipated matches on
this card ... the EWA World Title is about to be defended for the very
first time in an EWA arena. Let's turn it over to Derrick Bower and Dr. C.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Three big matches left! THIS, the six-man tag, and the BIG ONE! Judge Dread
and Super Scott!
_________________________________________________________________________
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EWA WORLD TITLE!
****************************************
JAMES "JOKER" KILJOY vs. HELLSHOCK
(CHAMPION) (CHALLENGER)
By: Brian (bnelson@arkansasusa.com)
________________________________________
Derrick Bower: Alright ladies and gentlemen, this is a big one! It's one
half of our double main event tonight! James "Joker" Kiljoy defends his
EWA World Heavyweight Championship against his "brother" Hellshock!
Dr. C: Hellschmuck is more like it! He couldn't beat James "Joker" Kiljoy
if he turned him into a bowl of eggs!
Derrick: Now let's give Hellshock more credit than that. He held the FASW
World Heavyweight Title for quite a while and defended against top notch
superstars. Successful each time.
Dr. C: Yeah, but you know who beat him in his last match before he won that
world title? Gunnar "The Grizzly" Gaines! Larry's boy! In fifeteen
seconds! Just like he's gonna do to that fart stain Dark Destroyer at
EWA's Night of the Extreme! Hellshock's little buddy.
Derrick: But we're not here to talk about Gunnar or Dark Destroyer now are
we? No. We're here to call what should be quite an awesome encounter! So
lets not waste anymore time!
{Scene switches to ring}
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the EWA World Heavyweight
Championship!
{Fans go nuts with chants of EWA!}
Owen: First the challenger! He hails from Los Angeles, California and now
makes his home in Oregon! He is a former FASW World Heavyweight
Champion.....Hellshock!
{Some boos and cheers. Chants of FEEL-THE-SHOCK! are heard. The cross on
his forehead glows a yellowish red.}
Owen: And now the champion! He hails from England and weighs in at 235
pounds! He is a former FASW North American, Television, and Tag Team
Champion along with his late father Rancor! He his.....James "Joker"
Kiljoy!
{Fans boo loudly}
Derrick: Sounds like Hellshock has the home field advantage here in Tacoma,
Dr. C.
Dr. C: Yeah, well after this match they can carry his sorry ass out of his
home field.
Derrick: Please, Dr. C.
Dr. C: Please what??? You're always saying please and then nothing after
it! Why the HELL do you do that?
Derrick: Dr. C.....please. {Smiles}
Dr. C: AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Derrick: Haha! This one is getting started! Hellshock and Joker meet in
the center of the ring. They lock up! Hellshock pushes Joker back into
the turnbuckle. Huge chop! That one echoed for miles around! Joker chops
him back! Hellshock hits him! Joker retaliates! Hellshock with a
headbutt! Joker moved! Hellshock hit his head on the turnbuckle! Joker
with a go behind! German suplex into a pin! ... 1 ... no! Hellshock gets
up! Joker comes running at him! Knee lift by Hellshock and that one sent
Joker spinning! He pulls him up and sends him to the turnbuckle! He runs
in and jumps up on his chest! He starts pounding away on him! And the
crowd is counting with this one!
Fans - 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!!
Derrick: And Joker atomic drops Hellshock! Nice standing dropkick!
Hellshock tastes the mat! Joker climbs to the top rope. Splash! He picks
Hellshock up and performs a rocker dropper! Quick cover! ... 1 ... 2 ...
no! Not that early. He pulls Hellshock up and puts him in a full nelson!
Dragon suplex! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! Joker seems to be eager to get this
one over in a hurry! He irish whips him. Hellshock comes of the ropes
with a cross body block! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! Both men up now! Joker
tries for a clothesline! Hellshock ducks and catches Joker's arm!
Crucifix! Joker drops back on him! He gets up and drags Hellshock over to
the corner. He backs up to the opposite corner. He runs in and WHOA!!!
He ran up Hellshock's chest and then did a headscissors takedown!! He's
still got him in it! No! Hellshock pops out and clotheslines Joker into
the corner! He grabs him by the throat and pushes him to the top
turnbuckle! He climbs up there with him! Joker with a headbutt to the
mid-section! Hellshock sure didn't need that! Joker with a spinning DDT
off the top turnbuckle! He drapes himself on Hellshock! ... 1 ... 2 ...
no! Not a pretty cover. He pulls Hellshock up. Low blow by Shock!
Norther Lights suplex! He pulls Joker back up and irish whips him! Joker
with a frankensteiner! No! Hellshock powerbombs him! ... 1 ... 2 ... no!
Elbow drop! He pulls Joker up and throws him over the top rope!
Hellshock goes out after him. He picks Joker up over his head and drops
him face first onto the ring apron! He pulls Joker up. Belly-to-back
suplex! He takes Joker by that green hair and slams him into the steel
ring post! He puts him in a bear hug! OH MY GOD! Hellshock fell back and
did a stun gun to Joker right across the safety railing! Joker is shaking
around on the ground grabbing his throat! Hellshock pulls him up and
throws him back in the ring. He gets up on the apron. He slingshots
himself onto Joker! He's pounding away on him! I do believe Joker has a
busted lip! Hellshock with an irish whip! Tilt-A-Whirl! NO! He turned
it into a tombstone piledriver! Wait! Joker is kicking his legs back and
forth! He's bending Hellshock back! Now Joker has Hellshock in a
tombstone! And down he goes!!!
Dr. C: That's right! Down with the Shock and up with the Doc! Doc C that is.
Derrick: Yeah, I'm sure Hellshock can't quit thinking about you right now.
Joker goes up top! Hellshock stands up! Joker with a Maniacal
Moonsault!!! WHOA!! Hellshock caught him over his shoulder! He rams him
into the turnbuckle! He turns and rams Joker into the next one! Again!
And now he's heading toward turnbuckle number four! Slams him in! Huge
powerslam by Hellshock! He pulls Joker back up and front face suplexes
him!! A cover! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! Joker kicks out just in time!
Hellshock pulls him back up and puts him over his shoulder again. Joker
slips behind him! Rollup! ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!!! No! Almost! Hellshock
gets up and turns around! Superkick from Joker! Hellshock is rocked!
Another superkick! Irish whip! Joker with a spin wheel kick that sends
Shock down! He grabs his legs! He's looking both ways and OH!! He
dropped a headbutt right into Hellshock's mid-section! He grabs him by the
legs again! Slingshot! Hellshock hit his head on the steel post I think!
He falls back! Joker superkicks him in the back of the head! Hellshock
fell foward into the turnbuckle! Joker jumps up on his shoulders and turns
him around! Victory roll! ... 1 ... 2 ... no! He grabs Hellshock by the
hair and slams him into the turnbuckle! Again! Again!
Fans - 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!!
Derrick: Ten times! Hellshock falls back on his ass! Joker goes up top
behind him! Hellshock gets up and turns around! Flying dropkick from
Joker! That one sent Hellshock stumbling across the ring! Joker stomps
him in the head right on the cross! Again! And it's...it's glowing a
REALLY dark red! I have know idea what that means but I wouldn't wanna be
Joker right now! He kicks him there again and the cross looks almost
like...blood. But it's not. It's the color of the cross. Joker with
another sto...Hellshock grabs his foot! He keeps him from stomping him
again! Whoa!! He just threw Joker's feet out from under him! Hellshock
kicks up! He grabs Joker by the hair and slams him into the turnbuckle!
Knee to the face! Bodyslam! NO! Joker landed on his feet!
Unbelievable!!! He chops Hellshock!! NO EFFECT!!! That cross is burning
as red as I've ever seen red get! It's almost black!! Joker slams Shock
right in the face! STILL no effect! Hellshock grabs him by the throat!!
Chokeslam!!! Eat your heart out Gunnar Gaines!
Dr. C: Say that one more time and Gunnar is liable to rip YOURS out!
Derrick: Thanks for the warning. Hellshock pulls up Joker and irish whips
him! He kicks him in the gut! Monster DDT!! He goes for a cover! ... 1
... 2 ... no!!
Dr. C: Hey Derrick, who's that guy out there in the aisle?
Derrick: It's Alex Adams. {Does a double take} ALEX ADAMS?!?!?!?!
Dr. C: I thought he retired.
Derrick: He did.....I think! In fact...the more that I look at that guy......
Dr. C: What? What do you see?
Derrick: It looks like Steve Salazar in a blonde wig! And Hellshock spots
him!! He's staring a hole right through him! I don't think he knows if
it's Adams or not either! Oh my!! Joker from behind on Hellshock! He
nails him! No!! Hellshock blocks it!!! He puts Joker in the claw!!! The
Hellfire!!! He's got Joker on his knees!! He's squeezing his head like an
orange!
Dr. C: Yeah, and here in a minute it's gonna pop like a cherry!
Derrick: Please refrain from those comments. And look at this!! There is
blood all over Hellshock's fingers and running down Joker's face!! Joker
is screaming in pain but he is NOT giving up!! At least Shock hasn't lit
the glove!
Dr. C: YET!
Derrick: Indeed. Joker just went limp! His arms are just swaying back and
forth! Hellshock won't let him fall back though! He's keeping on his
knees and keeping the Hellfire on him! Hellshock drags him to his feet
with the Hellfire still on! And Joker drops back to his knees! There's
red mixed all over in the white on Joker's face! Hellshock's cross is
black it looks like!!! Joker has got to be out of....
{Ding Ding}
Derrick: What? What happened?
Dr. C: I saw the referee swinging his arms in the air and motioning to the
timekeeper! Maybe thats it!
Derrick: Lets get the official word! I don't know.
Owen: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee as declared that James "Joker"
Kiljoy is unfit to continue in this match! Therefore.....your winner of
the match.....and NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.....HELLSHOCK!!!
{Fans are mostly silent with some chanting FEEL-THE-SHOCK!!!}
Derrick: And here come the Dark Destroyer, Maniacal Mailman, and
"Postmaster" Ed Simmons!! Dark D and Mailman hoist Hellshock up on there
shoulders! He's wrapped that EWA World Heavyweight Championship around his
shoulder and he's...he's whispering something to Dark D and Mailman.
They're putting him down. He's walking over to Joker. I don't...I don't
get this. He's beat him already! Hellshock is lighting the glove on
fire!!! OH MY GOD!!! He's got the Hellfire on Joker again!!! He's
burning him up!!! Joker's green hair is on fire!!! Hellshock is burning
the man up!! Joker is squirming around and trying to get loose but he
can't!! Dark D, Mailman, and Simmons are outside the ring watching!
JOKER'S WHOLE HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!!
Dr. C: Who the HELL is coming down to ringside?!?!
Derrick: That's Ringmaster and Monkeyshine from the EWA!!! They're racing
downt he aisle! Ringmaster lashes Hellshock in the back with the whip!!!
Monkeyshine is checking on Joker! Hellshock's back is cut open! He rolls
out of the ring with Ringmaster cracking that whip everywhere! Dark D and
Mailman hoist him on their shoulders again and carry the EWA champ away!
Wow! What an event THIS has turned out to be! We've got medical staff in
the ring but Joker won't let them see his face!
Dr. C: Derrick, Joker's hair...it's....it's GONE!!
Derrick: Yes, I can see that. His whole head is charred ladies and
gentlemen. Um...this is not good. Let's go to Eugene Curtis and Larry
Gaines for the PCW Title Match. And I want to wish Judge Dread all the
best in taking the belt from Super Scott tonight. Take it guys.
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HOUSE OF PAIN NAME MATCH - SIX MAN TAG!
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OLD HOP - Lords of Discipline and
"Dreamlover" Trey Porter
vs.
NEW HOP - Unknown, One Man Wrecking Crew,
and Ultimate Maniac
By: Adrian (Dickeson_AC@msn.com)
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Sarah: You moron, Bower! There's ONE MORE before we get to Super Scott and
Judge Dead!
Mark: And I have to admit you're right, Sarah. Here we are at our
penultimate match up! It's certainly been a night of hot action so far and
this match may be just the same!! It's our six man tag for the House of
Pain name!! Your thoughts?
Sarah: I don't really like the Ultimate "Moron" or Trash dePorter, but I'm
going to have to give it to the old HOP, they all have experience on their
side, and they've fought side by side before, this is the first time the whole
of the New HOP has fought together. Experience is going to win it!
{Owen McDonald walks into the ring with his mike}
Owen McDonald: The following contest is a special six man tag match!!! And it
will decide who is the REAL "House of PAIN!!!"
Crowd: YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!
Owen McDonald: There is a further stipulation, if the "Dreamlover" Trey Porter
is pinned he must leave Pacific Coast Wrestling FOREVER!!!!
Crowd: YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Owen McDonald: Introducing first, the OLD "House of Pain"
{"Dreamlover" by Mariah Carey plays over the PA}
Owen McDonald: Hailing from Utopia, weighing in at 240 lbs, here is the
current ranked no.1 contender for the EWA heavyweight title... the
"Dreamlover" Trey Porter!!!
{Trey Porter comes dancing down the aisle on his own.}
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Owen McDonald: And his two tag team partners....
{"Dead Souls" by Nine Inch Nails plays over the PA}
Owen McDonald: Hailing from everyone's WORST NIGHTMARE! At a total combined
weight of 555 lbs and accompanied to the ring by their managed Brian Hackett,
here are the former PCW Tag Team Champions... The Lords Of DISCIPLINE!!!!
Majority of crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Some people in crowd: LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD!
Mark: These guy definitely seem to be getting all the heat they want from the
crowd here!! The crowd here in Tacoma hates these three!!
Sarah: LOD should be getting respect, they are one of the top talents here in
the PCW Tag Ranks!
Owen McDonald: And Now the NEW "House of Pain"
{"I'm Gonna Knock You Out" plays over the PA}
Owen McDonald: Introducing first, hailing from "The House of Pain", weighing
in at 240 lbs, here is the first member of the "New House of Pain", formerly
known as "Cool" Chris Courage, here is "THE ONE MAN WRECKING CREW!!!!"
{The One Man Wrecking Crew walks halfway down the aisle in his Jeans and
Construction Boots and stops. He is being greeted by a mixture of boos and
cheers from the crowd.}
Owen McDonald: And his first tag team partner! Hailing from Parts Unknown,
weighing in at 275 lbs, here is THE ULTIMATE MANIAC!!!!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
{The Ultimate Maniac runs down the aisle to the One Man Wrecking Crew where he
starts running on the spot shaking his arms about!}
Owen McDonald: And their final tag team partner also from Parts Unknown,
weighing in at 250 lbs and accompanied to the ring by the Shadowkeeper, here
is THE UNKNOWN!!!
{Crowd gives mainly cheers, with some boos as the Unknown walks down to his
tag team partners, all three men lift their hands in the air.}
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
{The New House of Pain walks down to the ring together with the Shadowkeeper
right behind them.}
{Ding Ding}
Mark: Both teams are in their respective corners discussing who is going to
start off. It looks like Icepick is going to start for the Dreamlover's team
and... the Ultimate Maniac for Wrecking Crew's team!
Sarah: At least one of these guys has talent in the ring, we might get a
semi-decent match up.
Mark: Maniac walks right up to Icepick and pounds his chest! Icepick slaps
Maniac around the face! Maniac shoves Icepick! Icepick gets Maniac into a
collar and elbow tie up and.... Maniac slips Icepick into a side-headlock.
Maniac runs and... Bulldog! Maniac starts pounding his chest again!
Sarah: Hmmm, not too bad for "Moron" I suppose! That's better than usual for
him!
Mark: Icepick backs off to his corner and tags Spike! Spike walks over to
Maniac, they lock up and Spike shoves Maniac to the mat!! He is the stronger
of the two! Maniac jumps back up, and locks up again with Spike, Spike has him
by the arm and... short arm clothesline!! Maniac is down! Maniac brings Spike
down as well by rolling into a drop toe hold! Both men climb back up and stare
at each other. They circle the ring and... lock up! Spike sends Maniac to the
ropes, he rebounds and.... BIG BOOT by Spike! Spike follows it up immediately
with a legdrop! He covers... One and Maniac kicks out! Both men get up, Maniac
walks over to Spike, and Spike runs away to the ropes, he rebounds and...
Maniac went for a clothesline and Spike ducked! Spike bounces back again and
locks Maniac in a choke sleeper!! Unknown runs in to help out Maniac, but the
ref cuts him off, Unknown is shouting at the ref to check to hold, but the ref
is too busy trying to get Unknown out, Icepick is illegally in the ring while
all of this is going on!
He's smacking Maniac around the head with his boot! Maniac is fading fast!!
He's nearly down!! Icepick leaves the ring and puts his boot back on!
Sarah: Great teamwork!! The real House are showing their experience right
here!
Mark: The ref has got Unknown out of the ring and turns around, he looks at
Maniac and checks the sleeper, he's telling Spike to get off! Spike is arguing
with the ref, he's saying the sleeper is not choking him, he's not letting go!
The ref is counting, One, Two, Three, four, Fiv.... and Spike lets go at the
last second! He drags Maniac over to his corner and tags Porter! Porter leaps
up top, Spike hold Maniac in place and... Porter nails him with a flying
double axehandle! Maniac falls like a log to the floor! Porter picks up Maniac
and... Gutwrench Suplex! He stomps on Maniac's head a few times and goes up
top. Porter jumps and... lands a flying elbow! He covers...
One, Two, Three... and Maniac kicks out! Porter pulls up Maniac and pulls him
over to his corner, he tags Icepick. Porter holds Maniac in place and Icepick
with a vicious chop across Maniac's chest! And again! A third, and Porter
drops him! Porter goes onto the apron and Icepick pulls up Maniac, he turns
Maniac over and... NECKBREAKER! He covers.... One, Two and Three... Maniac
kicked out again!
Sarah: It's all in vain though, Porter's team are doing a superb job of
keeping the Maniac in their corner with frequent tags!
Mark: And with that in mind, Icepick tags Porter! Icepick lifts up Maniac onto
his shoulders, Porter to the top and... Porter dropkicks him off!! Maniac sent
crashing down to the canvas! Porter covers... One, Two, Threee and Maniac
still managed to get a shoulder up! Porter is annoyed, he chucks Maniac at the
ropes, Maniac rebound, Porter goes for a clothesline. MANIAC DUCKED AND GOT
PORTER IN A CRUCIFIX!!! One, Two, Thre... OH so close! Maniac nearly put him
away right there! Porter is up, but Maniac scrambles across the ring to his
corner, Porter chases him but Maniac tags Unknown!! Unknown jumps up onto the
ropes and springs off with a flying kick to Porters throat!!! Porter is sent
reeling back into his corner, he tags Spike. Spike runs at Unknown, but
Unknown uses his momentum to whip Spike into the opposite turnbuckle! Spike
stumble out of the corner and is met by a running clothesline by Unknown!
Unknown tags Crew, Crew waits in the centre of the ring and.. Unknown
slingshots Spike towards him! Crew nails Spike with a dropkick!
Sarah: Ouch! That must of hurt, right in the mush!
Mark: Crew up to the top rope and... elbow drop on Spike!! He covers.. One,
Two, Thre... but Spike kicks out! Crew yanks up Spike and Snap Suplex, he tags
Unknown! Unknown goes to the top, he waits for Spike to get up and... Flying
Forearm.... NOO!!! Spike caught him and used Unknown's momentum to powerslam
him!! Unknown and Spike are down! Both teams are calling for there men to tag!
Even the Ultimate Maniac wants in!! He seems to have recovered from earlier!
Spike is halfway there and so is Unknown! Both men are sliding across and...
they both tag!!! We've got Crew and Icepick in there, Icepick charges Crew
and... Crew floors him
with a drop toe hold!!! Crew slides forward into a camel clutch!
Sarah: Jeeze, he's nearly got that man's back at a 90 degree angle!
Mark: Crew certainly does hate this guy! He's trying to cause intense pain to
him, Spike is running around the side of the ring to Unknown and Maniac's
corner, the Shadowkeeper tries to block him off, but Spike shove him out of
the way! Spike grabs Unknown and a brawl has broken out between them! The ref
goes to the outside to try and break it up, and... Porter runs in the ring and
boots Crew off of Icepick! Porter leaves the ring and Spike walks back to his
corner, it was all a ruse to distract the ref!
Sarah: A great move! These guys have better teamwork, they will win!
Mark: Crew picks up Icepick and... atomic drop by Icepick!!! Icepick with a
kick to the midsection! DDT by Icepick!!! Icepick goes to the top rope, he
jumps and....
Crowd: Oooooooooohhhhh!!!
Mark: Headbutt from the top rope to the groin!! That's the 30 below! Crew may
be able to joining the school choir after that! Icepick hooks the legs and
covers... One, Two, Three... and Crew just kicks out! Icepick pulls up Crew
and Crew lifts him up and smashes him into the mat with a Spinebuster! Both
men are down!! The ref is counting... One, Two, Three, Four, Five and Crews
clambers to his feet, Icepick follow suit, both men walk to their respective
corners and both men tag! We've got Porter and Maniac in there right now.
Porter runs at Maniac and is levelled by a Superkick! Maniac covers, One, Two,
Three... and Porter easily kicks out! Maniac
hooks him up straight away though and... PILEDRIVER!!!
Sarah: What the hell? This guy is supposed to be able to do moves like this,
he has no talent!!
Mark: Maniac to the apron, he leans back holding the rope and slingshots over!
He lands with a headbutt on Porter!!
Sarah: NO! NO! NO! It's not meant to be this way!
Mark: Maniac goes to the top and.... Moonsault!!! That's a 275 lbs man! Porter
may be down for the count! Maniac covers... One, Two, Threeeeee.. and Porter
somehow gets a shoulder out!! He is in big trouble though, Maniac is setting
him up on the turnbuckle, he's signalling for his finisher, the Doomsday
Demise, it's a DDT from the top rope! Maniac goes up there, hooks Porter up
and... {Crowd gasps} PORTER COUNTERS IT WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX TO THE
OUTSIDE!!! Both men land hard on the concrete. LOD jump straight down from
their corner and roll Porter into the ring! Spike grabs Maniac, he lifts him
up into a crucifix powerbomb, more well known nowadays as the Razor's edge!
Icepick to the apron and....
Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mark: Icepick sends Maniac crashing down to the canvas by spiking the move by
Samoan bulldogging Maniac as Spike sent him down!!! Maniac is out! LOD chuck
him in the ring and start flipping Unknown and Crew who got there too late to
help Maniac! In the ring, Porter is stumbling across to Maniac, he slowly puts
one hand over Maniac, One... Two... Three....
NOOOO!!!! Maniac DID get a shoulder up! Porter is looking at the ref, but the
ref is holding two fingers up!
Sarah: If the ref did that to me I'd slap him!
Mark: I doubt you'd get the opportunity. I saw your atrocious attempt to start
wrestling yourself. It takes a REAL lack of talent to be kicked out of a
league 'cause you're so crap.
Sarah: Hey!! Who did you hear that off of? That's bloody lie and you know it!
Mark: I saw it for myself! Porter has just tagged Spike. Spike runs in and
legdrops Maniac, he whips him to the corner, Maniac tags, but Spike doesn't
see it. Maniac stumbles forward and Spike powerslams... NO! He turned it into
the Powerspike by ramming Maniac into the canvas head first!! Spike covers,
but there's no count! Crew is the legal man! Crew comes flying off the top
rope with a somersault legdrop on the back of Spikes neck! That's his
finisher!!!! Spike did not see that coming!! Crew covers, but the ref is
rolling Maniac out of the ring! Crew shoves the ref to get him to count!
Sarah: DQ! DQ! DQ!
Mark: The ref lets it go and Crew covers again... One, Two, Three... and
Icepick breaks it up! Icepick grabs Crew and Powerbomb!!!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!
Mark: All of the other team members run into the ring, the ref has totally
lost control! Porter grabs Maniac, he whips him across to Icepick, Icepick
catches him and Icepick runs back and drops him neck first across the rope!!!
He's out!! The Ultimate Maniac has just been kicked out of the ring by
Icepick!! Icepick raises his arms to the crowd to show off!!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!
Mark: Unknown is behind Icepick! Unknown taps Icepick on the shoulder, Icepick
turns around and... Unknown flips over him and catches him in a rude awakening
on the way down!!!
Sarah: OH NO!!!! THAT MOVE COULD BREAK YOUR NECK!!!
Mark: That was Unknown's finisher, the Blackout!!! Icepick is now out of this,
he's unconcious, but he's not the legal man! The legal men, Spike and Crew are
still lying on the mat! Porter and Unknown walk to the centre of the ring, the
ref is trying to get them out, but both men just shove him out of the way,
they don't care!!! They lock up!! Neither man can seem to get control!!
Unknown is probably stronger, he outweighs Porter by about 10 lbs! Unknown is
moving forward in the hold, and Porter moves back, further and further, and
both men topple over the ropes!! The ref starts counting Crew and Spike while
those two brawl it out on the concrete outside the ring! One, Two, Three,
Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nin... and Crew is up!
Sarah: Oh my god! The Ultimate Moron's team is going to win!! This is hell!!
Mark: Crew lays one hand on Spike, the ref counts... One, Two and Spike gets a
shoulder up! Both men crawl to the ropes, the slide up and pull themselves to
their feet! Both men stagger to the centre of the ring and... Spike floors
Crew with a hard right... NOO!! Crew blocked it! Crew chucks Spike to the
ropes, Spike back and... Frankensteiner by Crew, One, Two, Threeeee.... and
Spike just gets up!!! On the outside Unknown and Porter are still brawling!!!
Unknown has some steps and chucks them at Porter!!! They hit hard!!! Porter
fall to the concrete!!! Unknown pulls a table out from under the ring and...
smashes it in two over Porter!!! He's dominating the
brawl!!! He's actually getting the upper hand on the former FASW champion!!!
Unbelievable!! I think the NEW House of Pain is going to keep the name!! In
the ring, Crew has Spike in a Sharpshooter!!! That was his old finishing move
when he called himself Chris Courage!!
Sarah: NOOOOOO!!! How can LOD and Porter be losing this? I can't believe it!!!
Mark: I must admit, looking at the statistics for these two teams earlier
tonight, I thought that Porter's team would win it, but at the moment it all
looks over for him!! Unknown grabs a chair and goes to smash it over Porter,
Porter blocks it, and rams the leg into Unknown's throat!!! Unknown collapses
on the floor holding his throat! He must be in pain, but we can't tell due to
that mask he wears! Porter stumble in the ring behind the ref so he doesn't
get thrown out, he runs up behind Crew and... Bulldogs him off Spike!!! Porter
stumbles back to his corner! Unknown is being helped into his corner by the
Shadowkeeper as well!
Sarah: With Icepick down from that blackout and Moron still down from that
Stun Gun, this has basically become a normal tag match!!!
Mark: Too true. Crew to his feet first and he grabs Spike, Unknown has just
got back to his corner. Crew chucks Spike at the ropes, Spike back and Crew
goes for a backbody drop, Spike stops right in front of him though, he puts
Crew in a headlock, slowly turns him around and... Neckbreaker!!! Spike hooks
the leg and covers.... One, Two, Threeeeeee... NO! NO! NO! Crew got out!!!
Spike carries Crew over to his corner and tags, he lifts Crew into a gorilla
press! Porter goes to the top... he jumps and sends Crew seven feet down to
the canvas with a flying double axe handle!!! Porter yanks up Crew and whips
him across the ring!! Crew smashes into the turnbuckle and gets met by a
Superkick by Porter!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mark: I think Porter is considering the Dreamlover!! He picks up Crew... AN
SLAPS IT ON!!!!!!
Sarah: YES! YES! YES! IT'S OVER!!! PORTER'S TEAM HAS WON IT!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mark: Crew is fading fast!! Can he hold out?
Sarah: Give up you fool!!! There's no escape!!!
Mark: The Shadowkeeper has jumped up onto the apron! He's distracting the ref!
Unknown is climbing into the ring with a steel bar!!! Spike is getting in as
well!! Both men run to Porter and Crew. And..... Unknown gets levelled with a
clothesline by Spike before he could use the bar!! Spike pulls the bar out of
Unknown's hands and... rams it into his skull!!! Spike rolls Unknown out of
the ring! He's unconscious!! Spike charges across the ring to the Shadowkeeper
and.... sends him flying with a flying shoulder tackle over the top rope!!!
The ref goes back to Crew, he asks Crew if he wants to give up and....
{Ding Ding}
Mark: Crew wasted no time!!! He couldn't take it any longer!!!
Sarah: YES! YES! YES! YES! THE ULTIMATE MORON LOSES!!!!!!!
Owen McDonald: The winners of this match and therefore, the TRUE HOUSE OF PAIN
are the team of "THE DREAMLOVER" TREY PORTER, AND THE LORDS OF DISCIPLINE!!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!
Mark: A HUGE disappointment there for the NEW House of Pain, they've got to
come up with a new name now!! That sure was an interesting finish, but now
we've got the highlight of the night, the Main Event, so I guess it's back
over to Eugene and Larry!
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PACIFIC COAST WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
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Super Scott (champion) vs.
Judge Dread (challenger)
By: Curt (curtk@nwrain.com)
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Owen: This next match is our second Main Event!
{audience breaks into cheers}
Owen: And, it is for the Pacific Coast Wrestling Heavyweight Championship!
{audience cheers become louder}
Owen: Introducing first...
{"I Hate 2 Brag," by Shaq is played on the P.A.}
{the crowd starts to boo}
Owen: He is from Venice Beach, California; he stands 6 feet 9 inches tall;
he weighs 290 pounds; and he is the defending PCW Heavyweight Champion!
{crowd boos become quite loud}
Owen: Here is ... Suuuuuuuuuuper Scott!
{Crowd boos get deafening as a spotlight shines on the Tacoma Dome roof.
Super Scott is shown hanging onto some sort of pulley by his hands. He
slides down a rope to the center of the ring. He then struts around the
ring.}
Owen: And his opponent...
{crowd begins to cheer}
{"Righteous" by Eric Johnson plays over the amps}
{crowd cheers get loud
Owen: He is accompanied to the ring by his manager, Lady Justice ...
{cheers become very loud}
Owen: He stands six feet five inches tall, and he weighs 280 pounds...
{crowd continues to cheer}
Owen: Here is the challenger ...
{cheers become deafening}
Owen: Here is ... Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge Dreeeead!
{cheers become loud enough to shake the building}
Owen: Your referee for this title bout is our regular PCW referee, Bob Sanford.
{cheers die down}
Eugene: This is incredible. I've NEVER felt this kind of electricity in the air.
{as they talk, the referee is checking Super Scott and Judge Dread for
foreign objects and the like}
Larry: You know, Super Scott sometimes takes his opponents for granted. I
mean, he's so good, he can afford to! But I don't think that is the case
here. Super WILL beat this crooked so-called Judge, but he's fully aware
that Dread is a threat to him.
Eugene: Dread has been VERY impressive since he joined the PCW a few months
ago. He's fought to a few draws, but he's NEVER been beaten.
Larry: I've NEVER heard a war of words like the one between Super Scott and
Judge Dread over the past week.
Eugene: SOMETHING has to give here.
{ding ding}
Eugene: They lock up in the center of the ring! Judge Dread pushing on
Super Scott, and Super Scott pushing on Judge Dread ... but neither can get
the upper hand. They're moving around in circles in this collar-and-elbow
tie-up, each trying for an advantage. Finally, Scott, pulls back on Dread,
turns around, and pushes him to the ropes ... ouch! Dread just pushed back
with a HARD shove and knocked Super to the ground!
Larry: One thing about Judge Dread. He's so self-righteous. It's even his
ring entrance song. I think that he'll let his anger get the better of him,
and then Scott will take advantage of that. His temper's ALREADY going
pretty good.
Eugene: That remains to be seen. Super is up and he strides up to Dread
{crowd gasp} and delivers a sharp knife edge chop to the face! {crowd gasp}
Dread delivers a knife edge chop of his own! {crowd gasp} Super Scott with
an even HARDER knife edge chop to the face! Dread grabs Super and whips him
to the ropes ... and the Judge hits a flying forearm on the Super one!
Super up ... and Dread hits a vicious clothesline on him! Super up again
... and Dread hits ... no, Super ducks it, comes up behind Dread, Dread
turns around, and Super Scott with an eye gouge on Dread.
{crowd boos}
Larry: Hah! THAT should slow down this gavel-pounding punk!
Eugene: You're about half-right there, as Judge Dread grabs his face and
tries to walk away ... he stumbles to the corner ... Super Scott, with a
dropkick, and the Judge hits the top ring rope and falls over it to the
outside. Scott backs up into the far ropes, runs across the ring, and dives
through to the outside, hitting a beautiful tope on Judge Dread!
Larry: I'm telling you, Super is GOD! He can do it ALL in the wrestling
ring, AND out of it!
Eugene: I agree with you there. I just don't know why he finds it necessary
to belittle and insult people all the time! It's a real shame. Super with a
big knee lift on Judge Dread. The referee, Bob Sanford, not making any kind
of count. Not in this important title match!
Larry: Count him out! Count him out!
Eugene: Well, then Super Scott would retain the title.
Larry: Exactly.
Eugene: No, I'm sure that Sanford's been told to make sure there is a
decisive finish here today. Super now hits a left-right combination on
Judge Dread, and follows with a chop to the throat! He hooks up Judge Dread
for a suplex, and snaps him over! He ... and look. T.R. Ela is coming down
here to offer Judge Dread some moral support at ringside.
Larry: Don't be stupid, Eugene. Ela's here to ARREST Judge Dread! Judge
Dread is a crook!
Eugene: Well, no indication of his intentions, as he pulls up a chair right
where Hibbs and Dread are brawling. Super is getting the better of Dread
right now, as he applies a triangle choke on the Judge ... and then
finally, Hibbs breaks the hold, and rolls the Judge back into the ring.
Larry: The Judge is looking pretty worn down by that assault on him outside
the ring.
Eugene: Judge Dread rolls into the center of the ring, as Super Scott steps
up to the apron and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He's standing there
like a cat, waiting to pounce ... as Dread begins to stand up, with his
back to Hibbs ... Dread turns around ... Super jumps ... and Dread moves!
Dread saw him just in time and quickly scrambled out of the way of a
beautiful drop kick by Hibbs ... but it was all mat! And Dread, now, grabs
the left leg of Super Scott and leans back into a half Boston Crab! That
puts a lot of pressure on both the leg muscles and the back!
Larry: If Dread is smart he'll find a body part and work on it.
Eugene: Dread stands up out of the Boston Crab, puts his boot in Scott's
knee pit, and stomps on him there! And again! A third time! He looks out to
the crowd ...
{crowd cheers loudly}
Eugene: ...and a fourth stomp to the knee pit! Now a fifth!
Larry: Let me tell you, those hurt like hell!
Eugene: Thank you for telling me. That's one of the few moves that's never
been put on me by either Steven Gage, The Prophet or Super Scott. And Judge
Dread now hooks Scott back into that half crab again, where it should be a
lot more effective now that he's done some damage to the knee of the Super
One. He ... what's this ... T.R. Ela ... cheering ... for Super Scott? He's
standing there pounding the apron, as Dread releases the half crab on Super
Scott and goes over to talk to Ela!
Larry: Bust him, Ela! Use your nightstick on him! Do a Rodney King on him!
Eugene: My god. Folks, I apologize for the insensitivity of Larry Gaines. I
can't tell you WHAT Ela is saying to Dread, but they appear to be arguing
quite passionately about something ... he ... Hibbs, from behind, with a
handspring elbow to the back of Dread's head! Dread slumps to the ropes!
What a cheap shot! And what a disappointing turn of events from T.R. Ela!
I'm shocked that he would set up Judge Dread like this! Is it jealousy? Is
it ... is it anger for some reason? Ela wanted this title shot, I know, but
I NEVER thought I would see this!
Larry: I did. Dread is a terrible person! He's pond scum! He's lower than
low! Hitting the pride of our league, our champion, with a car, in a
deliberate hit and run! Selling cocaine! Screwing over the young clients of
our criminal justice system, who need only a little understanding and
rehabilitation! And then, the way he tried to dump his BMW in the Columbia
River to cover up all the evidence!
Eugene: In my heart, I can't believe that's really true. T.R. Ela proved
that wansn't true!
Larry: That was a FAKE Ela! The REAL one was seen talking to Super Scott
about what a horrible person Judge Dread really is!
{crowd gasp}
Eugene: What a despicable act! Hibbs is sitting on Judge Dread's back, as
he is draped by the neck and torso over the second rope, facing the
outside, and Hibbs is allowing Ela to curse out the Judge! Now Ela with a
slap to the face of the Judge! He follows with an eye gouge! Now a European
uppercut! I can't believe Ela is doing this! This is unbelievable! He ...
WHAT?!?
Larry: That can't be! It's an impostor!
Eugene: T.R. Ela ... is coming down the aisle? How can that be? Ela's at
ringside! He's ... in BOTH places? It sure looks that way! Well, Ela at
ringside continues to slap Dread in the face, as referee Bob Sanford is now
finally asking Ela to leave ringside! Ela's not paying attention!
Larry: What's Sanford going to do ... disqualify Hibbs? He'd get to keep
the title!
Eugene: Ela turns around, and is leveled by an uppercut from Ela!
Larry: That makes a lot of sense ...
Eugene: Well, I don't know which one is the REAL Ela! Ela with an uppercut
AGAIN on Ela, and ... the FACE of the Ela who was at ringside ... it's
PEELING! Ela pries at the foam rubber on the face of the impostor Ela ...
as Super Scott continues to wrench on the back of Judge Dread ... and ...
it's ...
{crowd gasp}
Eugene: It's STUNNING STEVE! I should have known!
{deafening boos}
Eugene: The REAL Ela is furious! He hooks Steve's arm over his shoulder and
lifts him into the Blackout! He's got Stunning Steve locked in across his
back! He's pulling on Steve's neck with one arm and his leg with the other,
while jumping up and down! T.R. Ela is doing a NUMBER on Stunning Steve
here! Look at the expression on Steve's face! And Ela {crowd gasp} ...
BACKS into the ringpost! That almost broke the Stunning one in half! And
finally, as Scott continues to choke Dread as he's draped on the ropes on
the inside, on the OUTSIDE, Ela let's Stunning Steve down. Steve is hurt,
badly! He gets out a pair of handcuffs ... he's ARRESTING Stunning Steve!
He's taking Stunning Steve down the aisle towards the dressing rooms! And
Dread is furious as well! He stands up with Super Scott on his back, steps
backward ... and he falls back, slamming Scott to the mat! What impact!
BOTH men look tired and in pain! Dread drapes an arm over Scott ... Sanford
slides into position for the count ... one ... two ... no! Scott raises a
shoulder!
Larry: This match has been ruined! First, a crooked Judge! And then his
crooked cop buddy bails him out! What a miscarriage of justice!
Eugene: You're entitled to your opinion, Larry, but that has to be the
stupidest thing I've ever heard! And, slowly now, Dread rises to his feet
... Super begins to stand ... and Dread grabs him around the waist and hits
a vicious gutwrench suplex on him! Dread follows that by hitting a
carefully measured elbow drop! Now Dread snap mares Hibbs over and applies
a reverse chinlock, while pressing his knee into the back of Super Scott!
Larry: The crooked judge seems to be trying to work on Super's back.
Eugene: Indeed, he is. Super is trying to stand up to get out of this, but
he can't ... and now, Dread stands him up anyway ... he converts the
chinlock into a waistlock from behind by sliding his hands down ... and
hits with a devastating waistlock suplex! More damage done to the back of
Super Scott!
Larry: You know, I don't like Dominik Dread all that much, but one thing I
will say for him, is that he knows every kind of suplex there is. He's a
master at scientific wrestling.
Eugene: I think that's right on. In fact I would go as far as to say that
it's his sole advantage over Super Scott. Scott is faster and stronger than
Dread, and of course, Super is the MASTER of ring psychology, as everyone
knows. Of course, people expect that from Scott, so it might be a
disadvantage for him.
Larry: Nonsense. He's good enough to overcome that! He's GOD!
Eugene: You fall for EVERYONE who says they're God! Were you ever a Rajneeshee?
Larry: I ...
Eugene: Both men finally starting to get up after that devastating suplex
by Judge Dread ... and Dread pushes Super into the corner. He decks him
with a hard forearm smash! And another! He runs to the far corner, the runs
across the ring and absolutely LEVELS Super Scott with a flying forearm!
Dread hooks up Super for a belly-to-belly suplex ... and ... Super blocks
it! Super now hits a belly-to-belly of his own on Scott and sends him over
the ring ropes to the outside! How did he do THAT? And, immediately, he
stumbles to the floor ... no ... he's up. He runs ... do you notice a limp
there, Larry?
Larry: No ...
Eugene: Super runs across the ring to the far ropes, rebounds off, comes
running across the ring, grabs the top rope, and hits a somersault plancha
to the outside, just NAILING the Judge as he stands up ... but Super
himself appears to have landed kind of funny ... no ... Super stands and
grabs Dread around the middle for a ... no, not this ... {crowd gasp} ...
he STUN GUNS Dread on the ringside barrier!
Larry: That HAD to hurt! Ha ha ha!
Eugene: Dread is SERIOUSLY hurt here! He's clutching his neck and writhing
in pain on the arena floor! And Lady Justice has seen enough! She's over to
check on the condition of Judge Dread ... and as Super stands up ... she's
saying something to Scott as well! I don't know WHAT she's saying at all
...
Larry: She's telling Dread to GIVE UP! Give up, before Hibbs BREAKS HIS NECK!
Eugene: You might be right ... NOW she's talking to the referee, Bob
Sanford, and Sanford is coming to the outside to check on Judge Dread.
{most of the crowd stands up to see what is happening}
Larry: That's it! Dread is FINISHED!
Eugene: I don't know ... Dread is listening to the referee, and finally he
stands up and stumbles over to the apron ... now he rolls into the ring ...
and Super Scott follows him in there. Super with a stomp to the back of
Dread's head ... and another ... and another ... and he sits down on
Dread's back and hooks on a camel clutch! Super is laughing like a maniac
as he leans back hard, pulling on the chin and neck of Judge Dread!
{crowd noise gets louder, as people shout encouragement to Judge Dread}
Larry: Judge Dread just CAN'T withstand this for very long. Scott's tying
his back into a pretzel with his hold!
Eugene: Look at the expression of pain on his face ...
Crowd: DON'T, GIVE, UP! DON'T, GIVE, UP! DON'T, GIVE, UP! DON'T, GIVE, UP!
Eugene: And the people in attendance here are ROCKING the building hoping
that Judge Dread doesn't submit to this painful hold.
Larry: He'll HAVE to! He's risking his CAREER if he tries to continue!
Eugene: You may be right. Too much damage has been done to his neck and
back. The ref is asking Dread if he wants to submit ... Dread shakes his
head ... he shakes his head NO!
Crowd: DON'T, GIVE, UP! DON'T, GIVE, UP! DON'T, GIVE, UP! DON'T, GIVE, UP!
Eugene: And DREAD ... he somehow manages to get to his knees and lift Super
up off his back! Super lands on his feet and kicks at the Judge as he
stands up! {crowd cheers} And DREAD hits a sharp kick to the stomach of
Super Scott! Scott is keeled over! Judge with another ... no, Scott backs
away! Scott hits a kick to the stomach on Dread! He hooks up Dread ... he
hits a power bomb into a sitting position on Judge Dread! Bob Sanford with
the count ... 1 ... 2 ... no! Dread raised his arm JUST in time! He just
BARELY got out of that! And Super stomps him in the head! And again! Dread
is laid out in the middle of the ring, and Super drops a knee to his head!
Now Super runs to the ropes, comes off, runs to the far ropes, jumps up,
... {crowd gasp} ... HE LANDS WITH BOTH FEET ON THE TOP ROPE, SLINGSHOTS
HIMSELF INTO THE AIR AND BACK TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A
BEAUTIFUL ASAI MOONSAULT!!! {crowd gasp} And JUDGE DREAD GOT HIS KNEES UP!
I've NEVER seen that kind of elevation on a moonsault! What a SPECTACULAR
move! But Dread countered it! And Super Scott clutches his stomach,
stumbles forward a few steps, and COLLAPSES! Dread is just LYING THERE
holding one of his knees!
Larry: Well, neither of these guys can take punishment like my boy!
Eugene: Your BOY ... would get his ASS KICKED by EITHER of these guys!
Larry: They HAVE taken a lot of punishment ...
Eugene: That's an UNDERSTATEMENT! Dread is crawling over to Super Scott ...
He hooks him into a three-quarter Nelson! Sanford slides over to make the
count! One ... two ... no! Super Scott broke out of it! And now Super with
a rollup of his own on Dread! One ... two ... three!
Larry: Super WINS! Yeah!
Eugene: NO! Two and a half! Dread just BARELY got out! The two men rise to
their feet now, and Super Scott tosses Dread to the ropes ... and on the
rebound, Super hits a frankensteiner! The cover ... one ... two ... no!
Larry: That was a slow count.
Eugene: Nonsense. That's ridiculous. Now Super rises to his feet, as does
Dread, and Super with another Irish whip on Dread. Dread coming back, as
Scott sets up for a back body drop ... no! Dread stops! He has Hibbs by the
head! He's turning Hibbs around for that reverse neckbreaker that he calls
Capital Punishment! The crowd to their feet! They're back to back now! And
... no! Hibbs escapes it! He scrambles away and slides under the bottom
rope to the outside.
Larry: Good move. You DO NOT want to get caught in Dread's Capital Punishment.
Eugene: Scott goes over to the timekeeper's table and throws the timekeeper
out of his chair! He takes the chair and is sliding in the ring! Sanford
cuts him off at the ropes and is telling him to lose the chair, as Dread
stands in the center of the ring, waiting for Super Scott! And from behind
... Lady Justice takes the chair away from Super Scott! Scott is getting
frustrated here! And finally, Super enters the ring, and locks up with
Judge Dread one more time.
Larry: Locking up. Dread knows all about that. He locks up undeserving
people all the time. It's all just a power trip for him. He's ALWAYS
tripping ... either a power trip, or a donut trip.
Eugene: The two men are in a collar-and-elbow tie-up, and Dread turns that
into a waistlock from behind. Super reverses it ... and now Dread reverses
it himself! He turns it into a full Nelson! He has it locked in! The ref is
checking Super to see if he wants to submit! Super is shaking his head NO!
{crowd gasp} And now Dread turns it into a Dragon Suplex! What a maneuver!
{crowd cheering becomes very loud}
Eugene: This is it! It's over! Dread with the cover ... one ... two ... NO!
Hibbs kicked out! I don't believe it, but he did! And as Dread stands,
Hibbs hits a low shot on Dread! Dread is keeled over! Scott has Dread's
head between the knees, and lifts him into piledriver position ... and
DOWN! Hibbs with the cover ... no, he DOESN'T go for the cover! He lifts
Dread up and sets him up for ANOTHER piledriver! HE HITS! TWO PILEDRIVERS
on JUDGE DREAD!
Larry: This HAS to be over!
Eugene: Now Scott has Dread by the hair and is pulling him over to the
corner. He's going to set up the Screwdriver -- a piledriver from the top
rope! He hooks up Dread for a suplex, lifts him, then sets him down on the
top turnbuckle. Now he's climbing to the top ... he reaches the top, puts
the Judge's head between his knees, grabs him around the middle, and stands
him up. Now he's lifting the Judge into a vertical position ... and the
Judge is vertical!
Larry: THIS is going to be IT!
Eugene: Hibbs is bouncing up and down ... the Judge is kicking his legs ...
Hibbs jumps off ... and Dread kicks backwards at the same time! Hibbs loses
his balance and lands on his back! Dread lands on top of him with his back
to Super's belly! Super still has Judge Dread around the middle, and both
men stand up slowly in that position ... Dread turns them around as he
stands ... they're face to face now ... {crowd gasp} ... and Dread grabs
Super's head, turns him around back to back ...
Larry: No ... no ....
{crowd cheers}
Eugene: Captial Punishment! DREAD HITS IT!
{crowd explodes}
Eugene: The cover! Sanford slides into position! He makes the count!
Crowd: ONE! ... TWO! ... THREE!
{ding ding}
Eugene: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
{the whole building begins to shake as the fans yell their lungs out}
Larry: I don't believe this.
Eugene: BELIEVE IT! {his voice cracking with emotion} JUDGE DREAD HAS DONE
IT! JUDGE DREAD IS THE NEW ... PACIFIC COAST WRESTLING ... HEAVYWEIGHT ...
CHAMPION! Lady Justice is in the ring, and Dread and Justice embrace in
front of this SCREAMING audience! He lifts her up and spins her around!
What an emotional moment! T.R. Ela is coming down to ringside! The roof is
coming off this place! I've never seen anything like it!
Larry: You have to give a LOT of credit to Super Scott ... he gave this
match EVERYTHING he had!
Eugene: I agree completely! T.R. Ela is now in the ring ... and he raises
Dread's hand!
Owen McDonald: {waits first for crowd noise to die down} Your winner ...
{crowd cheers loudly}
{Owen waits for the crowd noise to die down again}
Owen: ... and NEW Pacific Coast Wrestling Heavyweight Champion ...
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE DREAD!
{Bob Sanford raises Dread's hand, as the roof comes off again}
{"Righteous" by Eric Johnson plays over the amps}
Eugene: And as Dread, Ela and Lady Justice celebrate, Super Scott just sits
morosely in the corner. Contrary to what he will no doubt tell you
tomorrow, he WANTED this one BADLY!
Larry: And by the effort he gave today, I can tell you for sure that you'll
be seeing MORE of SUPER SCOTT!
Eugene: ... though I'm not really sure I'd want to. Still, he gave a GREAT
effort tonight at Doom at the Dome here in Tacoma, Washington! As 21,000
people stand on their feet and cheer for the EPIC battle we just saw, Ela
and Lady Justice hoist Judge Dread on their shoulders! Tonight we saw the
making of a great new champion!
Larry: After that match ... I don't quite know what to say!
Eugene: Well, I do want to give a very special thanks to our crew tonight,
not just to the announcers, Mark Hessler, Psycho Sarah, Dr. C., and Derrick
Bower, but also to the men behind the scenes, our producers, Curt Kipp,
Brian Nelson, and Adrian Dickeson, and our media and graphics producer,
Trace Porter! Thanks, also, to Scott Hibbs, the former FASW President, for
his help with PCW, as well as to Rick Baptist for HIS help and support! For
"Northwest Legend" Larry "The Chainsaw" Gaines, this is Eugene Curtis,
saying so long, from Doom at the Dome! We'll see you next Saturday at the
Grapplearium!
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PCW Supercard #2 - Doom at the Dome
(c) 1996 A Green Grappler Production
with Brian Nelson and Adrian Dickeson
WHEW! And don't touch that dial! Coming up next ... upcoming events!
Make your challenges TODAY!
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LIVE AT THE GRAPPLEARIUM!!
Portland, Oregon
Saturday, May 18 1996
1. MAIN EVENT: PCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH!
Judge Dread (champion) vs. Prophet (challenger)
2. PCW TV TITLE MATCH
T.R. Ela (champion) vs. Unknown (challenger)
3. open spot!
4. open spot!
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PCW ON TOUR
Robert A. Long High School
Longview, Washington
Monday, May 20, 1996
1. MAIN EVENT: CAGE MATCH!
Super Scott vs. Drac "The Raven" Dravin, from EWA!
2. HUGE REMATCH!
"The Master" Steven Gage vs. Steve Sampson
3. open spot!
4. open spot!
5. open spot?
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PCW ON TOUR
North Thurston High School
Lacey, Washington
Thursday, May 23, 1996
1. MAIN EVENT: TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Cripplers (champions) vs. Superiority Complex (challengers)
2-5. room for 4 more? Depends on how busy Brian is with N.O.T.E.
{Curt is doing the LAST ISSUE of his Environmental newspaper this week and
so may not have a Grapplearium card, because he may also be doing two
matches for N.O.T.E. We will see.}
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EWA NIGHT OF THE EXTREME
Caesar's Palace
Las Vegas, Nevada
Sunday, May 26, 1996
TONS OF MATCHES, INCLUDING ...
THE PCW TITLE ON THE LINE!
Judge Dread or Prophet (champion) vs. Phantasm
AND ...
TAG TEAM TITLES ... UP FOR GRABS!
Champions vs. Crown Jewels
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