JIM ROSS: Well that was two interesting matches to say the least King. Who do you think will be the replacement for Valhella in the final match of the evening? JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: I don’t know JR. So much unbelievable stuff has happened here tonight and I don’t know what to think any more. JIM ROSS: Well King, we’re about to find out. Here comes The Great Googalick now and he’s not going to be best pleased if he doesn’t have an opponent. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Anyone who steps into the ring with that guy has to be crazier than he is! Haha! Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson hits the speakers and Googalick is escorted to the ring by two guards. He is wearing a straight jacket and screaming abuse at the crowd as he passes. Someone holds up a “We Love Valhella” poster and he pauses to yell “REDRUM!!!” The guards help him into the ring and as they start to release him from the straight jacket, the lights go out and someone in the crowd screams. As the lights come back on again, Valhella is seen in the crowd. She has a fan in a chokehold and is yelling at the ring announcer. “I want this match. I’ve waited a long time, travelled a long way, and NO-ONE in this crummy English arena is gonna stop me beating the pants off Googalick tonight.” JR: Its Valhella Dracul! She shouldn’t be here King! Googalick is out of the ring and into the crowd within seconds and Valhella releases the fan, pushes him down the steps for the EMT’s to attend to, then grabs a length of two by four, beating Googalick around the head with it. KING: Oh my...the crazies are sure in the arena tonight... JR: She shouldn’t even be here King - I don’t know how she got out of the prison. The two of them make their way slowly to the ring, fighting all the way, and as he climbs the steps, Googalick finds a chair at ringside so goes back to fetch it. Before he can pick it up, Valhella, still limping slightly, grabs the steel steps and is ready to hit him with them. He sees her coming and pushes her, the steps fall on top of her. JR: Did you see that King? Those steel steps right in Valhella’s face. KING: (mumbles) May be an improvement... Valhella growls and gets to her feet, nose bloodied, and swings the steps again to hit Googalick. He ducks and the steps go flying into the crowd, hitting a female fan, and again the EMT’s rush to help. Googalick is on Valhella like a shot, giving hard punches to the face and head, and choking her out with a length of electric flex. She struggles and is motionless as he drags her back into the ring, winding her arms around the ring ropes and grinning a crazy grin at the crowd as she begins to come to her senses again. JR: Oh no, King, he’s going to bust up those legs again. Grabbing both legs he pulls her from the ring ropes and throws her across the ring. She yells as her shoulder hits the opposite ring post. Stunned, she lies there, giving Googalick time to remove the protective cover from the turnbuckle ready to slam her into it. She gets up and sneaks behind him, slamming his own head into it ten times while the crowd count and a few cheer, but most of them boo and hiss. He turns, his nose and face bloodied too, and grabs her hair, slamming her face into it hard and a cut is opened up on her forehead and cheek. She drops to her knees, seemingly in a bad way, and Googalick sees his chance. He climbs to the top turnbuckle with the chair in his hand and leaps off, bringing the chair down on the back of Valhella’s head. A cut opens immediately and she slumps forward. He attempts the same move again but Valhella is bluffing and pulls his foot, causing him to slip with one leg each side of the turnbuckle. He falls off and into the ring, and Valhella takes the chair, and begins choking him out with it. Referee Lenny London checks Googalick and sees he needs medical attention, and signals for the match to be stopped instantly. A hush falls over the arena and the fans stand to try and see what is going on. The timekeeper rings the bell to discontinue the match but Valhella is out of control. She applies more and more pressure to the chair across Googalicks throat and several officials come in to pull her off him. She fights them off, screaming about revenge and that she’ll kill him for what he did to her legs at their last match. Five huge police officers storm the ring and before she realises what has happened, Valhella is handcuffed and shackled, and being dragged screaming to the waiting police car. As we see her being bundled into the car, Michael Cole stops one of the officers and asks what is going on. POLICE OFFICER: Ms Dracul escaped from the psychiatric wing especially for this match, and when a member of the WMRF staff called to inform us she was in the arena, it was our duty to uphold the law and return her to custody. Goodbye sir. Have a pleasant day! Googalick is gasping for breath in the ring and is announced the winner of the match. JR: Well another unexpected end to a match up King - ole Valhella a fugitive from the police, who would have thought it? KING: Never be shocked at anything here in the WMRF JR. I learned that long ago. JR: Well thats all for us tonight folks. See you at the next pay-per-view, Horror in Holland, on April 29th. This is Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler” signing out. So long everbody... |