JR: What do we have coming up next King? I think its the match between Crazy Canadian and the Terminator. JL: This will be the first time we’ve seen the Terminator in action, but he’d better be good if hes to beat the Canuck. JR: If he does beat Crazy though, he gets to be the number one contender for the Heavyweight title. Devon told me that before BloodFest2000 started. Thats the stipulation to the Championship - anyone who beats him gets to fight him for the belt at Mid-Autumn Mayhem on the 30th. JL: Its a shame Devon can’t be here, JR. I guess he’s still at Xanadu’s bedside? JR: As far as I know. I hope someone comes up with a cure for her soon Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne blasts from the speakers and Crazy Canadian makes his way to the ring, accompanied by his manager Crazy Stickman. Stickman is waving the Canadian flag and the Canadians in the crowd get to their feet and go wild. As he enters the ring, Crazy Canadian takes the mic and calls to Valhella. “Val, what those two losers did to you earlier in the cage match was appalling. I know you may not be the sexiest or the best looking wrestler in the WMRF and you got you that evil reputation too, but there’s something about you that I kinda like. I’d like to offer you chance to regain your Hardcore title belt and if the Commissioner agrees, it would be an honor if you’d agree to another match.” JL: What’s going on? I thought those two hated each other, and now hes trying to be friends? JR: It seemed he was pretty friendly, King, when he helped Valhella in the cage match. He’s up to something. JL: Yeh JR, and I have a gut feeling its not gonna be pleasant. The crowd boo and jeer at the mention of Valhella, but are silenced by the sound of a man’s voice saying “ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...four...three...two...one...prepare to be Terminated..” as Paranoid by Black Sabbath can be heard in every corner of the packed arena. Crazy Stickman vacates the ring as the newcomer “Terminator” steps up to the ringside and grabs the mic from Canadian. “Canadian, I’ve watched your career and Valhella’s too. I don’t like either of you, and now instead of watching your career, I’ll be ending it. That applies to you AND that bloodsucking bitch too. Prepare to be Terminated.” He throws down the mic and as the bell rings, he starts pounding Canadian, pushing him into the corner of the ring and down to the mat. Crazy Stickman pokes him with the end of the flag pole but he pushes it away and continues beating the Canadian. Canadian manages to roll out of the ring and runs round, entering behind Terminator and grabbing him in a chinlock, twisting round and turning it into an abdominal stretch. Canadian is nine inches shorter than Terminator and can’t lock in the move effectively, and Terminator reverses it, catching Canadian with a big elbow, knocking him backwards. Canadian scrambles to his feet and climbs to the top turnbuckle, where he delivers a facebuster, followed by a spinebuster. Terminator is stunned but staggers to his feet, grabbing Canadian in a chokeslam, preparing to execute the Final Curtain, his stylised tombstone piledriver. As he lifts Canadian off the mat, Valhella runs to the ring, bandaged and bloodied, and snatches the Canadian flag from the unsuspecting Crazy Stickman, climbing up onto the outside of the ring. She grabs Terminators head and snaps it over the top rope, then hits him over the head with the flag pole so hard it snaps into several pieces, rendering Terminator unconscious. She gives Canadian a high five, smiles, and jumps from the ring, sitting in the vacant seat at the announce table. JL: Ms Dracul, its a pleasure to have your company. JR: *speaking quietly* Thats not what you said earlier King! JL: You’re looking very lovely tonight Valhella. I hope you weren’t injured too badly in the cage match. Valhella: I’m here for a reason and that’s to help Canadian. Crazy Canadian rolls Terminator up and pins him, Lenny London counts the 1-2-3 and announces him as the winner of the match. JR: Well it seems you achieved that Valhella. Valhella: Yip - mission accomplished. I’m outta here. JL: So, Canadian keeps his belts, and Terminator loses his shot at them. Things are hotting up. |
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