JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Here we are again at the sold out arena in Edmonton, Canada, for the pay-per-view spectacular Chaos in Canada. JIM ROSS: Yes, welcome ladies and gentlemen, and all those watching at home on pay-per-view around the world.  We have some hellacious matches here tonight, the main event being the fight between the two owners of the WMRF for the sole ownership of the federation. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: The future of the WMRF is in the making tonight and that match could go either way.  Devon is pretty tough and mean but you know yourself JR that Xanadu has developed a mean streak lately too. JIM ROSS: A woman scorned and all that King, Commissioner Williams has every reason to be as mad as hell. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: So do Crazy Canadian and Armbender.  Their grudge match should be pretty good.  Not to mention the Partners of Pain versus The Voodoo Warriors!  The Tag belt is on the line for that one JIM ROSS: Yes, its best NOT to mention the Voodoo Warriors.  Those guys are pretty freaky.  Things are never dull with them around. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Speaking of freaky, any news on the condition of Valhella?  Who’s taking her place in the tag match against Kirsty Walker and Big Bob Awdry? JIM ROSS: Its planned to be Smooth, but Valhella won’t be in action for some time.  That much I do know.  That lunatic Googalick gave her quite a beating and she’s still recovering from todays extensive surgery on those badly damaged legs.  Which match do we have first King? KING: The grudge match between Crazy Canadian and Armbender.  Those two guys worked well as a tag team at January Jailhouse on 18th January until Crazy mistakenly thought Armbender lost him the match against Demonica and Smooth.  Theres a lot of hatred between them now and hopefully it will be sorted tonight for once and for all. Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne hits the speakers and Crazy Canadian makes his way to the ring, accompanied by the manager of Canada Inc. Crazy Stickman.  Stickman is proudly waving the Canadian flag and the Canadians in the crowd to wild.  Crazy Canadian grabs the mic from the ring announcer as Stickman props the flag upright in the corner of the ring. “Babybender, you mutilated our great country’s flag and that humiliated my people and me.  Now the time has come for payback and you Babybender will be just as torn apart as our flag was.  Bring it on, you no-good yankee.” Armbender fans go crazy as Rage Against the Machine hits the speakers and the martial arts expert heads to the ring, accompanied by Commissioner Williams who is waving the American flag.  The crowd goes wild again and Armbender and Xanadu pause to exchange a kiss before Armbender enters the ring. KING: Its true! Those two are an item JR.  I heard it and thought it was just a locker room lie. JR: Well Armbender’s not one to kiss and tell, King,  but I’ve seen those two spending a lot of time around each other lately.  Armbender climbs into the ring and as Xanadu props the flag up in their corner of the ring, he grabs the mic from Crazy and starts to speak. “Crazy - you whined and cried because your flag was ripped apart, but who is gonna help you when its your arms ripped off?” Crazy launches his attack on Armbender with a series of spinning heel kicks to the stomach until he’s forced back to the corner of the ring, but Armbender comes out fighting, martial arts kicks and chops, with roundhouse kicks to the chest.  Crazy backs into his corner and grabs the Canadian flag, breaking the flagpole over Armbenders bald head and cutting him open early in the match. Armbender, angry, grabs the remnants of the flagpole and chokes Crazy down to the mat with it.  Crazy is struggling for breath and referee Kriss Kavanagh starts a three count, but Crazy manages to get his foot on the rope to break the count.  Xanadu from the outside of the ring pushes it off but Crazy Stickman sees what she’s doing and pulls her away, throwing her into the barrier. JIM ROSS: A little brutal treatment for the Commissioner there, from Crazy Stickman.  That won’t please Armbender. KING: Haha - I heard she likes it rough anyway. Armbender attacks Crazy again with a bunch of side kicks and left hooks with a few right jabs thrown in for good measure.  Crazy’s nose is bloodied and hes feeling the punishment given to him by the martial arts expert. Armbender is relentless in his attack, pounding the Crazy Canadian to the mat, and Crazy Stickman in desperation takes the American flag and rams it into Armbenders stomach, doubling him up in pain. Suddenly from nowhere, Googalick runs in from the crowd, yelling obscenities and making very little sense.  He nails Armbender with a chair, then a little out of control he swings at Kriss Kavanagh and misses, and then at Xanadu who is now up on the side of the ring.  She falls backwards but gets straight up again with a fire extinguisher, spraying the three Canadians. Referee Kriss Kavanagh calls the match as a double disqualification. JIM ROSS: Well another interesting match up King, thats putting it mildly. KING: Yeh JR, and because of the DQ, Armbender keeps his title too. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a call for a rematch or a feud including Googalick now too. JIM ROSS: I think Googalick did enough damage with his attack on Valhella, King, I don’t care to see him in action too soon.