JIM ROSS: Just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse King, we have the Xanadu-Devon match coming up next.  The Main Event for tonight’s Pay Per View.  And remember King, the future of the WMRF is decided on the outcome of this match. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: That’s right JR - if Commissioner Williams wins she loses her role of Commissioner and becomes the sole owner of the Federation.  But if Devon wins, then its bye bye Xanadu., and no coming back JR: Who would you put your money on King, unofficially?  Remember Devon and Gina already gave Xanadu quite a beating this evening already so she may not be up to the match.  How was she when you went back there before the Tag match began? KING: She was in a bad way, and the paramedics were advising her strongly not to compete tonight.  And my tip for the winner? Well I better not say JR, under the circumstances.  I wouldn’t want to cross my new boss before he gives me my first pay packet now would I? JR: No comment on that King.  At least there won’t be any chance of that floozy Gina Lopez interfering, not with Armbender as the Guest Referee out there.  KING: Yeah I know, how he can like Commissioner Williams when he could have any woman he wants beats me.  He could even make up a threesome with Gina Lopez and Devon. JR: King that’s gross.  I won’t even go there. A mans voice says “This is the legend, of Xanadu” and Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich hit the speakers with their song, Xanadu.  The fans await eagerly for the entrance of Commissioner Williams but there’s no sign of her.   Her entrance theme kicks in again and still no sign of her.  The ring announcer tells the crowd that she has one more chance and then will have to forfeit the match to Devon.  Xanadu’s music hits the speakers again and she slowly limps to the slope, right arm and leg bandaged and she’s being supported by a concerned looking Armbender.  She pauses and smiles weakly, and then makes her way slowly to the ring in her  gold and navy blue ring attire, throwing red roses into the crowd and candy for the kiddies.  The fans go wild and people are waving signs saying “Go get him, Xan” Armbender is silent on his way to the ring, not looking at any of the fans and totally focused, and looking terrific in his striped referees shirt.  He helps Commissioner Williams between the ropes and Xanadu signals for the ring announcer to give her the mic, he throws it and Xanadu catches it easily and grins at the fans. “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is the most important match of my whole life and I guarantee to you that I will give it my all.  I have been advised NOT to fight tonight, BUT....I have decided to go ahead against the doctors advice.” KING: Hear that JR? She’s admitting defeat before Devon even gets to the ring! JR: Will you stop that? Hear what she has to say. “As you know, the future of the WMRF is in the balance here, as well as my own future, and that lousy greasy scumbag of an ex-husband.  I want to tell you all that before we begin, this is for you, the fans, as well as for me, and as soon as I’m through with beating Devon, I’ll be after that fat lardy cellulite ass of Gina Lopez.  Gina, you stinking husband stealing mountain of fat, your ass is mine....remember that, sugar!” JR: Angry words there from Commissioner Williams.  I hope she’s physically fit enough to be able to follow it through. KING: Its obvious she’s not.  Armbender all but carried her to the ring.  I wonder where else he’s going to carry her too? hahaha! The crowd cheer, and their cheers then turn to boos and hisses as WMRF Corporate Owner Devon Williams heads to the ring accompanied by Gina Lopez.  He climbs into the ring, roughly pushes Xanadu aside, snatches the mic from her and speaks while Gina is toe to toe with Xanadu. “Xanadu, you were my wife for ten long years.  I hated every minute of it and had one night stands whenever I had the chance.  And now, I’ve found my true love in the form of Gina, and it will be pure pleasure to give you the beating I’ve been longing to give ever since we first met.  And into the bargain, I get to own the whole WMRF along with my wife-to-be, Gina.  Lets do it....sugar!” Armbender removes Gina from the ring signals the start of the match.  Devon is in fast with back handers to Xanadu’s face, knocking her down each time and delivering another as soon as she struggles to her feet.  He beats her around the ring for a good ten minutes and finally he backs her into the corner and pounds her to a count of ten, until Armbender calls for a break. Devon steps back to stop the count and is back on Xanadu again, choking her down to the mat and using her injured arm for leverage.  Xanadu seems like she’s out of it, and as Armbender lifts her arm for the third time she stops if falling and manages to get Devon to release the hold. Xanadu delivers a few hard left fists to Devon’s face and struggles on her bad leg to execute a roundhouse kick to the mid-section.  Her knee gives out and she leans on the ropes where Gina chokes her out from behind until Armbender notices.  Gina is weakened but lets fly with some more left fists and side kicks.  A sharp chop to the throat of Devon and an elbow jab sends him flying and sliding under the bottom ring rope. She makes the mistake of rolling out after him and Gina is on her again, choking her out with a length of electric flex.  Armbender begins the count for a double count-out and Devon rolls back in just on the count of eight, and on nine, Gina picks up Xanadu and dumps her roughly over the top rope and into the ring.  She lands heavily and lies still for awhile before struggling to her feet again. JR: Ouchies - that’s not going to help that arm of hers King. KING: I know JR.  Its hard to believe those two were so much in love at one time. Devon slaps her across the face and sends her flying to the corner of the ring where Gina is waiting with mace to spray in Xanadu’s eyes.  Xanadu is in agony, staggering blindly around the ring, punching out at anything in range. She catches Armbender in the stomach and he grins good naturedly and rightsides her.  She moves over to the side of the ring and with a stroke of luck catches Devon on the chin, staggering him backwards and making him knock Gina off the side of the ring.  She loses her footing herself and falls onto Devon, catching him with a low blow as she goes down, landing on top of him and Armbender counts a quick 3 count. KING: That count was too quick.  I want a rematch for them so Gina and Devon get the federation! JR: Xanadu won that fair and square and you well know it.  Commissioner Williams gets to keep the WMRF and Devon and his hussy are OUT! Thats all for this one folks.  See you all at Valentine Vengeance on February 14th in London England.  So long everybody!