JIM ROSS: Its the tag match next King, Partners of Pain and Voodoo Warriors. Wait a minute - who’s that on the video wall? The arena goes dark and on the video wall, Gina Lopez and Devon can be seen beating up Xanadu in the parking lot. Gina has a length of steel pipe and Devon has a ball bat. As they walk off leaving her lying on the concrete floor, paramedics and officials rush to her aid. Devon laughs and says to Gina “NOW who’s the TRUE owner of the WMRF? I don’t think poor Xan will be up to the match later, sugar, and the federation will be ALL ours!” JIM ROSS: That’s a heinous attack there on Commissioner Williams and it looks like she’ll be out of the match later against Devon. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: I don’t like the look of that one little bit JR. Hold on there, I’ll go see if I can help. The fans begin to get to their feet and chanting PAIN PAIN PAIN as Partners of Pain appear and Du Hast by Rammstein blurts from the speakers. Strobe lights flash around the arena and both huge men climb into the ring. Brian Battle grabs the mic roughly from the ring announcer. “Voodoo Warriors, you pair of phoney black magic geeks. This mumbo jumbo shaman image has been done before - Kamala - Pappa Shango - but where are these people now?” Dale Death gives his partner a high five and takes the mic. “I’ll tell you where - in the dungeon of the outcasts from professional wrestling, that’s where! Where all no-hoper wrestlers go when grappling no longer pays their bills and their bodies are just clapped out machines. And that’s where you pair of no-hopers are going to be after we’re through with you tonight. Edmonton, Canada is OUR stomping ground and stomping is just what we’re going to do. Hope you like it dark and black Voodoo Warriors because you’ll be deep in the darkest pits of hell!” Both Partners of Pain hold the mic and the crowd go wild as at the same time they yell “ITS TIME FOR PAIN....!” The video wall shows both Voodoo Warriors in their locker room with wax likenesses of Partners of Pain, and as Pappa D pushes yet another pin into the wax Brian Battle’s leg, the real Brian Battle doubles over and limps in agony. The Warriors laugh evilly. JR: Ugh, those Warriors really do give me the creeps ladies and gentlemen, and I never thought I’d say this, but I’d feel a hell of a lot more at ease with King here by my side. “Pussies of Pain, listen carefully to the dark masters - your words are true - it IS time for pain! YOURS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” and as they vanish from the video wall, they appear from the crowd and nail P of P from behind with punches to the head and stomach. Brian Battle still limping, fights back with hard right hooks and manages to get in a roundhouse kick to Pappa D while Dale Death and Mr X battle it out in the other corner of the ring. All four men exchange blows and referee Lenny London is unsure who is the legal man in the ring. He shrugs his shoulders and looks confused, but before he can get control of the match, Dale Death throws Mr X across the ring, he hits London with full force, knocking him down. JR: Still no sign of King, and now it looks like the referee is down too. Its chaos out there - Chaos in Canada, just like the name says. Pappa D bends over London, seeming to want to help, but then picks him up high in the air and throws him over the top rope onto the concrete floor below. The match continues, mainly punches and side martial arts kicks for about another 10 minutes, and finally another referee appears by the ringside. JR: We have a new official here folks - oh my god ! that’s Devon Williams himself! The Corporate Owner of the WMRF, complete with black and white stripe referee’s shirt climbs into the ring and counts a quick count as Pappa D pins Dale Death, but Dale kicks out at 2 and a half and reverses the hold with a backslide and into a figure four leglock. Pappa D yells in pain but refuses to give up and reaches for the ropes. Devon calls for a break the hold and turns his attention to Brian Battle and Mr X fighting it out in the corner. Mr. X is going for Battle’s already weakened leg, and as he snaps on a cobra clutch, then changes to a Texas cloverleaf, Devon counts again but Battle struggles free with a low blow to Mr X and rolls out of the ring for time out. As he gathers his senses, he sees Gina Lopez coming towards him and before he has chance to sidestep, she has nailed him with a chair. She tosses the chair in the ring to the Warriors and Pappa D nails Dale Death with it too, pinning him successfully for a three count. JIM ROSS: Well still no sign of King folks, not sure if that’s good or bad news, but we still have the Voodoo Warriors as WMRF Tag Champions. Devon gives Gina a high five as she steps into the ring and they both high five the Warriors as they raise their belts high in victory. |
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