JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Special Guest Referee for the next match is
Skull Diamond.  Its Smooth and Nightmare against Kirsty Walker and Big Bob
Awdrey - no titles on the line but should still be a good match JR.
JIM ROSS: I agree King, and Smooth stepped in at the last minute to take the
place of Valhella.  I’ll look forward to seeing how those two work together.
KING: I bet Smooth would look as good as Valhella in her dress too JR,
haha!
JR: Will you stop that?


Rollin’ by Limp Bizkit hits the speakers and Nightmare and Smooth run to the
ring simultaneously, sliding under the bottom ropes and giving each other a
high five in the centre of the ring.  Suddenly  the sound of a motorbike echoes
around the arena and Big Bob roars to the ring on a gleaming black
Harley-Davidson, with Kirsty Walker sitting on the pillion.  Kirsty waves and
blows bubbles to fans as they pass, and at the ringside, both get off the bike
and get into the ring.  Skull Diamond speaks quietly to all four competitors
before signalling for the match to get under way.

BigBob and Nightmare are the legal men to begin the match and Bob nails
Nightmare with some hard right fists and Kirsty is cheering him on from the
corner of the ring.  BigBob forces Nightmare over to where she is standing
and she puts her foot up onto the top rope while Bob puts Nightmare into it
face first.

Nightmare is weakened and makes his way over to Smooth to tag him in.
Smooth starts an immediate onslaught on Bob and tries for an early pinfall
but Skull only counts to two before the big man kicks out.

JR: Bob is just a huge superstar King, I don’t like Smooths chances of pinning
him this early in the match.
KING: He’ll have to beat him around a little then go for it again.


BigBob rolls on top of Smooth and tries for a pin of his own but Smooth uses
his agility and wriggles out, trying for a figure-four leglock.  Kirsty comes in
illegally and distracts Skull while Bob puts a choke hold on Smooth, but he
releases it as Skull sends Kirsty to her corner and turns around to check on
the match.

Skull tags in Kirsty and she delivers a hard clothesline to Smooth.  He gets
straight up and throws her out of the ring onto the concrete floor.  She is
stunned but unhurt and gets back into the ring.  Bob is enraged and climbs in
the ring.  He brings in a steel chair and nails Smooth as he delivers the
Smooth Legdrop to Kirsty, and as Nightmare steps in to help Bob nails him
with the chair too.  As he swings the chair, Skull steps in to stop and gets hit
instead.

KING: Ref down! Ref down! JR they hit Skull!
JR: Its chaos out there King.  Chaos in Canada is an understatement.

Kirsty and BigBob deliver kicks and blows to the fallen opponents, and
suddenly the arena is plunged into darkness and the video wall springs to life
with a shot of Valhella Dracul, bandaged and propped up in the hospital bed.
She gives an evil grin and begins to speak.  The match comes to a halt as all
four competitors turn to see the video wall.

“Bobbo!...Kirsty baby!! Heya guys, how ya doing? You didn’t think that just
because I couldn’t take part tonight I wouldn’t be watching did ya?  Tut-tut-tut
...you do so under estimate the power of Valhella.  Even here in this
dumb-ass hospital bed with temporarily useless legs, I take an interest in the
welfare of my BigBob and Kirsty.  See, I owe you a little “favor” for what you
did to me while I was sleeping.  Writing on my cast without waiting to be
asked?  Thats just NOT fair guys....not fair at all...oh and by the way...”

Valhella winks and the picture begins to fade.

“Enjoy your ass whipping Kirstygirl and Bobbo...”

Smooth and Nightmare have had time to recover and as Smooth delivers a
smooth legdrop to Kirsty, Nightmare pounds BigBob face first into the mat
with the Living Death.  Skull stirs and still groggy counts 1 - 2 - 3 and the bell
is rung to end the match.  Smooth and Nightmare give each other another
high five and Nightmare grabs the mic. 

“Beware - cause I’m your worst NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Smooth grins, grabs the mic from him and yells to the crowd “They’ve just
been SMOOTHERISED!!!”

JR: Well an unexpected end to the match King.  Who would have thought
Valhella could have interfered without leaving her hospital bed?
KING: Haha! Thats true JR.  I told you she gives me the creeps and it looks
like she had the same effect on Kirsty and Bob too.