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Jim Ross: This one should be a good match up King, the new comer Crazy Canadian trying out for
Mental Mikes Heavyweight championship as well as keeping his own. Think he can do it?
Jerry Lawler: I don’t know JR but I’ve seen that kid in action and Mikes gonna have a fight on his
hands. I just hope that Lenny London is a better referee than Valhella was.
Jim Ross: Will you shut up about that? She could well be watching on the monitor back there.

Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne hits the speakers and Crazy Canadian comes to the ring waving his
Canadian flag and getting lots of cheers from the Canadian fangs. He folds the flag neatly and
hands it to his manager the Crazy Stickman as Stickman leaves the ring. Mental Mike heads to the
ring accompanied by Valhella Dracul and enters quickly and quietly. Referee Lenny London signals
for the time keeper to ring the bell and the match is underway.

JL: I like Crazy Canadians style JR but I don’t think he stands a chance against Mental Mike.
JR: Yeah, Mike’s a real powerhouse and reckon he could snap the kid with just one kick.
Remember the winner of this match gets BOTH belts though so should be interesting.

Mental Mike is the first to get Canadian on the mat and starts to apply a submission move but as
“Double L” Lenny London starts the count he notices that Crazy has his foot on the rope. Mike gives
a few hard kicks to Crazy’s ribs but somehow Crazy manages to roll Mike up into a small package.
Double L counts again but Mike manages to kick out.

JR: Phew that was a close call. That was almost a three count but Mike kicked out just in time.
JL: Had to be around two and seven eighths I’d say JR. What’s Valhella doing? She’s not in this
match up.

Valhella climbs into the ring with a steel chair and hands it to Mental Mike, who swings it to hit Crazy
Canadian in the face. Crazy Canadian ducks and Valhella gets full blast of the chair shot, laying her
cheek wide open and knocking her unconscious. She drops like a lead weight and lands badly on
her right arm. Mike bends over his fallen lover and while his attention isn’t on the match, Crazy
Canadian is handed his Canadian flag and hits Mike over the head with it, putting him in a daze and
getting the count 1-2-3

JR: Seems that every time Valhella’s been around so far, its been disaster. That was so unfair.
Poor Mike was devastated when he hit Val by mistake.
JL: Maybe it will knock some sense into her empty head. Stupid woman!
JR: Whatever, we now have Crazy Canadian as both the Hard-core Champ and the Heavyweight
too. If Valhella beats Armbender, she’s going to have to face him, and you’ve heard what he says
about her. He hates her!
JL: She’s in no fit state to fight. The match should be cancelled.
JR: Many shots like that and her career may be cancelled too. How much punishment can someone
take?