EVENING GOWN MATCH (for the Women's Championship

JIM ROSS: We’ve got a pretty good line up here tonight King, some darn good matches and a capacity crowd too. JERRY LAWLER: You’re right JR.  And with the evening gown match coming up with Kirsty Walker and Mercedes Johnson, we may even see PUPPIEEEEEEESSSSS!!! Hahah! Ohh..what the hell’s that Jim Ross? Whats happening? The lights go down and the ring is lit by a single red spotlight.  Valhella Dracul makes her way to the ring  to the sound of her entrance music “Welcome to my Nightmare by Alice Cooper” and takes off her long black cloak to reveal a striped referees shirt.  She grabs the mic from the ring announcer and starts to speak “Tonight is the night of the dark forces.  Not only am I the guest referee to these two pretty girl losers who are about to enter the ring, but I also am going to beat Mr Assbender Armbender and get a shot at getting my Hardcore Title back.  Or maybe I’ll choose to go for the Heavyweight Title from Mental Mike?  Who knows when Valhella is in the house...” JL: What is that woman talking about?  UGGHH! Shes a total weirdo JR: Shhhhhh! She’ll hear you!  Don’t blame me if she comes over here! Life’s Been Good by Joe Walsh hits the speakers and Mercedes Johnson heads to the ring, dressed in a red silk evening gown, low cut at the front and the hemline reaching down to her ankles.  She is closely followed by Kirsty Walker as the music changes to Love is Like a Butterfly by Dolly Parton.  Kirsty is wearing a pale pink evening gown with lots of chiffon frills and ruffles.  Valhella has a quiet chat to both competitors, slaps the both upside the head, and signals for the time keeper to ring the bell and start the match. Kirsty grabs Mercedes and rips the front of her gown, Mercedes screams and pulls the chiffon off Kirsty’s gown.  The fight it out, exchanging blows in the corner of the ring and Valhella looks a little bored, turning her back on both girls and leaning on the ringpost.  Kirsty pins Mercedes but Val isn’t looking so misses the count. JR: Did you see that? Valhella’s not even taking any notice of the match.  And shes meant to be the referee King.  Who do you think will win this match? JL: Well what can they expect with that reject from the Adams family as referee.  Maybe Morticia would have done a better job.  Or even that hand thing - what was its name again? Suddenly Big Bob Awdry storms into the ring and starts shouting at Valhella to do her job properly. She grabs him and gives him a Stone Cold Stunner type move, pushing him under the bottom rope and out of the ring.  Meantime Mercedes grabs Kirsty and rips off whats left of her evening gown, and Valhella does a very quick 3 count, holding Merc’s high in victory and handing her Kirsty’s Womens Championship title belt. JL: What a farce.  That Valhella wouldn’t know how to call a match straight down the middle if her life depended on it! JR: Well King, we have a new Women’s Champion, and when Big Bob gets his hands on Valhella, her life may well depend on it.