Jim Ross: Whats happening King? Was meant to be the Tag Championship
match up between the Voodoo Warriors and Grand Theft Auto, but seems
like Devon is coming to the ringside.
Jerry Lawler: Yeh, and Xanadu.  Don’t forget Xanadu!


Devon Williams steps into the ring with a mic, closely followed by his wife
Xanadu.  He begins to speak but Xanadu snatches the mic from his hand and
takes over.

“Its with great regret, that we have to cancel the Tag match here today.  The
team of Grand Theft Auto have been involved in a car wreck and will be
unable to wrestle for awhile.  The Dallas Jim vs White Eagle match also has
to be cancelled, so the Intercontinental Championship title will go to the
winner of the Royal Rumble.  We have two replacements for GTA in the
Rumble, and they will appear in due course.”

Xanadu waves a hand to the time keeper.  “Let the games begin”