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Jim Ross: We’ll have to see if Valhella is up to this match. She was in a bad way when the EMT’s took her off at the end of the Crazy Canadian/Mental Mike match up.
Jerry Lawler: Lets just give the victory to Armbender and not call her out here at all.
Jim Ross: Lets just wait and see King. As she said herself, anything can happen out there tonight.
Jerry Lawler: You can say that again JR.

A womans soft voice echoes around the arena saying “This Shall Be Fatal” and Armbenders entrance music blasts from the speakers. He makes his way to the ring silently, ignoring the cheering fans, his face a picture of intensity. He’s in a zone and he has his mind on only one thing. Beating Valhella Dracul.

JR: Just look at the look on that guys face King. Hes a powerhouse.
JL: He is that JR. Valhella stands no chance at all.

Valhella’s entrance music, Welcome to My Nightmare by Alice Cooper plays and all eyes are on the entrance to the ring. No sign of Valhella.

JL: See! I told you she wouldn’t be here for the match. That was one hell of a chairshot, and I’m sure I heard that arm snap as she fell on it.
JR: Wait and see. There’s still time King.

Armbender paces back and forth impatientlly, never taking his eyes off the entrance. After a few moments and several repeats of Val’s entrance theme, Armbender grabs the mic from the ring announcer and starts to speak, quietly but menacingly.

“Valhella - I saw what happened to you during the last match, and frankly it serves you damn right for interfering. But hear this - don’t think that a few injuries from a dumb chairshot will save you from getting a beating from Armbender. I am the greatest and I guarantee I’ll be the toughest opponent you ever faced. You stupid bloodsucking bat, this could be the beginning of the end for you. And if you’d shown up here tonight I would have shown you that I....”

JR: Goodness me King, where did she come from?
JL: Straight from Hell by the looks of it JR!

Valhella rips through the centre of the ring, bloodied and bandaged, a plaster cast on her right arm. She moves unseen behind Armbender, nailing him with a trash can and knocking him to the ground. She kicks at his ribs and face, snarling like a wild animal and drops to her knees beside him. Armbender recovers his senses and pushes her to the ground, grabbing the ropes to gain leverage, and kneels on her throat to choke her out.

JR: She should never have come out here in that state!
JL: True JR. She could be risking her career. Would be good to see her beaten though!

Valhella reaches up and head butts Armbender, giving her valuable seconds to escape. She rolls out of the ring and heads underneath, coming out with a kendo stick. Armbender anticipates and is behind her in a second, pulling the Kendo stick across her throat and referee Kriss Kavanagh lifts her left arm which drops to her side. He lifts it again and it drops again. It seems the match is over for Valhella. For the third time Val’s arm is lifted but this time it stays up, and she brings round the plaster cast, hitting Armbender in the face.

JL: OOhhh....did you see that JR? She has to have broken his nose with that move. Is that legal?
JR: Its a no holds barred match, anything goes King. Its just up Valhella’s alley is this.

Clutching his nose and giving a vicious growl, Armbender rushes at Valhella, knocking her over the barrier and into the crowd. The pair brawl along the gangway and out into the back of the arena, ending up in the store room. Valhella grabs a steel bar and whacks Armbender with it, knocking him through a table, then Armbender pins Val on the concrete, standing on her arms to hold her down while he reaches out and picks up a sledgehammer from the store room floor. He brings it down hard on the plaster cast, cracking it open like a nut shell. Valhella screams and rolls over onto Armbender, pounding at his head, dizzying him. She picks him up and throws him into the wall, smashing off plaster and bringing down a cloud of dust.

JL: I can’t believe this is happening JR. Those two are both as crazy as each other.
JR: Yes King, but remember, there’s a lot at stake here tonight. The winner of this match chooses whether they want their shot at the Hardcore title or the Heavyweight.
JL: That’s assuming they survive...Hold on, whats happening?

Mental Mike leaps out of a huge trash can and lands behind Valhella. He hands her a fire extinguisher which she uses to hit Armbender in the stomach. She steps back to deliver more punishment, but Armbender grabs her ankle and she falls, accidentally hitting Mental Mike with the fire extinguisher. Armbender throws Mike aside, grabbing Valhella kicking and struggling in his arms, and taking her back to the ring.

JL: Well their back in the ring for now. Falls can count anywhere though.
JR: Folks we’re still waiting on an update on the progress of Mike, who is being attended to by the medics as we speak. Valhella seems to have forgotten about him though King.

Back in the ring, the pair pound it out, Armbender using martial arts kicks and Valhella using brawling type moves. The cut on her cheek has opened up again, and he right arm is hanging useless by her side. She rolls out of the ring and digs underneath, coming out with a bag of thumbtacks, emptying it onto the mat. Grabbing Armbender in a one handed choke slam, she drives him onto the tacks and he rolls off with lots of them embedded in his body. Angry and in pain he lifts Valhella and throws her over the top rope, collapsing the Spanish announce table.

JR: Seems our Spanish friends are getting full force of Hurricane Valhella again tonight.
JL: I’m trying not to look. I hate those thumbtacks! Remember Cagewars JR?
JR: Yes Sir I do, who can forget Cagewars?

Armbender then picks her up again and dumps her among the remaining thumbtacks, rolling her over and over in them, before kicking her in the stomach. She appears to fall unconscious and Armbender takes his chance to apply the Kumora Arm Bar. As he moves closer, she opens her eyes and grabs him by the throat, rolling him out of the ring and landing on top of him. Lenny London makes the count 1-2-3.

JL: I don’t believe it! That freaky old crone actually beat that guy. This has to be a first in the history of the WMRF.
JR: She’s no ordinary woman King. And now she has to face Crazy Canadian for the Hardcore or Heavyweight title at the MidAutumn Massacre on November 30th.