ColdSteel

The crowd cheer and shout, and as the WMRF owners clear the ring, Crazy Canadians entrance
music kicks in and once again he enters the ring. He’s holding both the Heavyweight and Hardcore
belts. He hands the belts and his Canadian flag to Stickman who is ordered from the ringside by the
officials. The stipulations of this match are that no managers are allowed at ringside, and a fresh
competitor enters every 2 minutes.

JR: Well King, thats the Canadian ready to go again. That guys stamina amazes me.
JL: (laughing) Yeh thats right JR. Whatever hes on, I’d like some of it.
JR: I think it may be called youth King, and its been awhile since you and me had that.

The clock counts down as Dallas Jim appears in the ring. He starts brawling straight away, and
easily throws the smaller man, Crazy Canadian over the top rope. As the seconds pass again and
the clock hits zero, Eddie the Stud Phillips makes his way to the ring to the sound of Tom Jones Sex
Bomb. He throws the red rose to a lady in the crowd and leaps into the ring, pummelling Dallas Jim
till hes dizzied and unable to stand. As he tries to lift him over the top rope, another 2 minutes has
passed and Big Bob Awdry enters the ring, picking up Dallas Jim in one hand and The Stud in the
other, throwing both out of the ring.

JL: Did you see that JR? He’s gonna eliminate ever competitor if he keeps this up!
JR: I saw it, but I still don’t beleive it King.

Big Bob's eyes open wide as his girlfriend Kirsty Walker is next to come to the ring. He doesn’t want to fight her. They kiss passionately, passing two minutes, and releasing only when Grand Theft Auto
member Sprokets music is played.

JR: Thats GTA’s music and Xanadu just said they aren’t gonna show. What’s happening King?
JL: I wish I knew JR. This whole thing is unexpected and we know that its not going to be
predictable here tonight.
JR: Well in the WMRF, things are NEVER predictable, thats for sure.

The lights shine on the entrance to the ring, and GTA’s entrance theme is played again. Suddenly
Xanadu Williams entrance theme kicks in and she appears in a makeshift ring attire of a pair of cut
off jeans and a WMRF tee shirt. The crowd go wild.

JL: She can’t wrestle! Shes the Commissioner!
JR: She used to compete before she came to the WMRF but had to retire due to a serious back injury.
JL: She should be at home looking after the kitchen like all good women.
JR: King! Stop those sexist comments and lets see what happens now.

Xanadu rolls into the ring easily and makes a move towards Kirsty, but Big Bob throws her easily
aside. Xanadu does a perfect baseball slide and topples the giant, sitting on his chest, pounding
him in the face while Kirsty pulls her hair. She stands, takes Kirsty to the side of the ring and starts
to throw her over the top rope. Big Bob makes a grab at Kirsty to stop her being eliminated but
overbalances so that both of them go over the top. Xanadu stands alone in the ring while the
remaining seconds tick away.

JR: What would happen if Xanadu wins this rumble?
JL: Guess she would be the boss and the IC champ too JR.

Pauly “The Kid” Freeman is next to the ring and Xanadu attempts to clothesline him but misses,
enabling Freeman to pin her for a count of 2. They are still brawling it out in the corner of the ring as
Voodoo Warrior Papa D makes his way to the ring. The crowd are silenced as he stands at the
corner ringpost, points at Xanadu, mumbles something in an ancient and unknown tongue and Xanadu suddenly falls to the mat. Papa D and Pauly pick her up and throw her over. She is motionless on the concrete outside the ring as the medics rush to her aid.

JR: Is she okay? Shes not moving...
JL: Oh my god JR. He’s killed Xanadu
JR: Oh hush King. The EMT’s are with her now so its gonna be okay. Whose next to the ring?
JL: Isn’t that Mercedes Johnsons entrance music?

Mercedes glides to the ring in a classy black car and as she preens herself for 2 minutes on the
steps, White Eagle is behind her, picking her up and putting her in the ring, then instantly putting her
over the top rope to be eliminated. He then eliminates Papa D and does a short war dance around
the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Meantime, the medics are still with Xanadu. A womans voice
tells the packed out arena that “This Shall be Fatal” as Armbender makes his way to the ring. He
leaps over the top rope and grabs White Eagle by the throat, over powering him and delivering a
spinning heel kick to his chin, knocking him over the rope.

JR: Armbenders going to clear the board King. He’s in great shape despite that hellacious match
with Valhella earlier today.
JL: Of course hes in great shape. He’s a true fighter.

Devon Williams comes unexpectedly to the ring next, and enters in the opposite side to where his
wife is being treated. He is pounced on immediately by Armbender, and knocked to the ground,
where he crawls to the edge of the ring and catches sight of Xanadu. His attention wanders and
Armbender picks him high above his head and throws him out of the ring, landing on top of Xanadu.
Krusher McCall comes to the ring next and Armbender is on him as soon as his feet touch the mat.
He pummels and punishes the 7 footer until Voodoo Warrior Mr. X appears at ringside and helps him
to throw Krusher out of the ring. Armbender then turns his attention to Mr. X and tips him over the
top rope as the final competitor comes to the ring.

JL: Can you see who it is JR? There’s no entrance theme.
JR: Its Valhella - she just appeared from under the ring.

Armnbender snarls as Valhella enters the ring, and once more the two of them go at it for a good five
minutes, exchanging blows and dishing out punishment. Finally Armbender beats Valhella almost
unconscious and slings her over the top rope. The fans go wild as the referee raises his arm in
victory.

JL: So we got ourselves the first ever Intercontinental champion for the WMRF now JR.
JR: Yep - and I don’t think he’s heard the last of Valhella, do you?
JL: I’d bet my crown on it JR! And we’ll update you fans on Xanadu’s condition next week. See you
all next time around for Mid-Autumn Massacre on 30th November. This has been Jerry “The King”
Lawler and Jim Ross.
JR: So long everybody.