*Michael Cole steps onto the ring and takes the mic, announcing that due to
the cancellation of the GTA vs Voodoo Warriors match up and the
Intercontinental title, he will be interviewing Valhella Dracul.  The crowd boo
and jeer loudly but are silenced as the arena is plunged into darkness and
Valhella’s entrance music echoes around the arena.  She walks slowly and
painfully down the slope to the ring, and is helped into the ring by an official.*

Michael Cole: Its been one hell of an evening for you at Cold Steel, Valhella,
how do you feel right now?

Valhella: Well thats a stupid question from a stupid man.  I was beaten half
unconscious, hit by a steel chair, and everything else you can think of.  How
do you think I feel? *growls*

MC: Hmmm....maybe that WAS a silly question.  How badly do you think
you’re injured? Will you be going to the hospital later?

V: Remember this Michael Cole.  Valhella feels no pain and knows no fear.
Whats done is done, and the only action I’ll be taking is to get my revenge on
Armbender.  He attacked me in my locker room last night and used my
weakness to gain the victory *snarls* He won’t know where or when, but
Valhella’s out to get him.

MC: And you’ll be asking for a re-match at Mid-Autumn Massacre?

V: Too right I will!  I’m watching you Mr Assbender Armbender, and you’ll
never see Valhella lurking in the shadows.  Tonight is the darkest night of the
year and Valhella can be even darker.

MC: Do you think it will take long for you to heal your injuries after the beating
you took tonight?

V: *grabbing Cole by the throat* Get it into your thick head, little man,
Valhella feels no pain.  I have no injuries, and am ready to fight that pathetic
karate kid any time he wants.  Just name the time and the place Assbender,
and I’ll be there to beat your ass once more.  And that goes for you too jackass!

MC: Errrr......thankyou Valhella.  Happy Halloween to you too.

*Valhella slaps Michael Cole across the face, gives an evil grin to the crowd,
and leaves the ring silently, cradling her right arm in her left*