JIM ROSS: Here we are again folks, at a sold out WMRF pay-per-view, and looking to make and break a few careers here too. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Breaking being the operative word JR, I think bones will be broken too when it comes to the Street Match between Skull Diamond and Great Googalick. JIM ROSS: Those guys are both crazy, but Googalick has a certificate to prove it King. Speaking of crazy, theres still no word on Valhella Dracul. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: She obviously couldn’t face coming back to the WMRF so chose to vanish. She won’t be found JR because thats the way she wants it, Xanadu’s sister or not. JIM ROSS: I’ll reserve judgement on that one King, I wouldn’t ever call that lady a coward. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: I wouldn’t call Valhella a lady either...wait JR, isn’t that Grand Theft Auto’s entrance theme? The speakers bark to life with When I’m Driving in my Car by Madness and Grand Theft Auto, comprising of Spanner and Sprockets head to ringside, accompanied for the first time by Mistress Demonica. JR: Thats an odd combination there, who would have thought Mistress Demonica would be hanging out with those guys? JL: Maybe she was a car thief in a past life. Haha! The crowd gives a mixed reaction and the Mancunians pause to greet some fans. They step into the ring after giving Demonica a high five and grab the mic from the ring announcer. “Partners of Pain you better watch out. Tonights the night you leave the WMRF for good. We ARE GTA - our engines are roaring and we’re ready to go!” The arena lights go out and lots of strobes kick in as the music from the speakers changes to Duhast by Rammstein. Partners of Pain appear, accompanied by Crazy Stickman bearing the Canadian flag and the rest of Canada Inc following behind. Referee Lenny London speaks quietly to the ring announcer who then says that Canada Inc must all leave the ringside, but Stickman may stay providing neither he nor Demonica interfere in any way with the match. Demonica moves to the announce table and takes the headset from Jerry Lawler. JIM ROSS: Nice you could come by Mistress Demonica. Do you think your boys will win the match tonight? DEMONICA: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, and all these fools here tonight, you are about to see the demise of Partners of Pain. Get ready to wave bye-bye to the no-good Canuckters! Demonica throws the headset at Lawler and goes back to ringside as the steel cage is lowered, the door snapped shut and locked, and the match begins. Spanner and Dale Death battle it out trading punch for punch for a good ten minutes. Spanner begins to weaken, still showing signs of the attack by P of P earlier in the week, and crawls to his corner where he tags in Sprockets. Demonica is screaming to Sprockets to grab the as yet unused barbed wire baseball bat in the corner and he does so, taking a massive hit at Dale Death but missing. Death is in his corner picking up both his teams bats and brings both of then down on Sprockets shoulders. He drops to the mat and swings his legs round, kicking out Dale Deaths legs putting him flat on his back, where Sprockets locks on a figure four leglock. Death refuses to submit and somehow drags himself and Sprockets too over to his corner to tag in his partner Brian Battle. Battle hands one of the bats to Death who fixes it into the ringpost and grins at the crowd as Battle does an Irish Whip to Sprockets, sending him flying face first into the barb wire. Sprockets is ripped open and there is blood everywhere. Blinded by the blood in his eyes, he staggers over and tags in Spanner, who delivers a spinning heelkick first to Dale Death and then to Brian Battle. Battle is dazed and Spanner takes advantage of that fact. He pounds him again and again with the bat, ripping him open too, and outside the ring, Demonica is yelling for more. She wants to see blood and she wants it bad. JR: Ugh King, this is terrible. Lenny London should stop this match before someone is badly hurt. JL: The match won’t stop until one of them says they quit JR. Spanner chokeslams Battle who gets straight up as the crowd cheer, but runs straight into the Fender Bender, GTA’s patented running clothesline, and is knocked almost unconscious. Spanner signals to Demonica who distracts Lenny London while Sprockets enters the ring and helps him drag Battle over to their corner. GTA lock his arms between the twisted ring ropes and take it in turns kicking and punching him, he sinks further and further into unconsciousness, and London leans in close to ask if he quits. He says no he will never quit. Demonica reaches into the bag she brought to ringside and produces a can of black spray paint and sprays it into Brian Battles face. As she sprays, Battle slips from the ring ropes and ducks down, letting both members of Grand Theft Auto take the full blast of the paint. She claps her hands to her mouth in horror but its too late. As paint goes into their eyes and breathed into their lungs, they both scream and drop to the mat, and as Lenny London leans in again with a mic, Sprockets yells “Help me, I can’t see....oh God...I QUIT!!!” London raises the arms of Partners of Pain in victory and paramedics are let into the cage to take away Spanner and Sprockets. JR: That was terrible King. Who is Mistress Demonica anyway? JL: I don’t know, but she looks familiar. Thats the end of GTA then JR. JR: It sure is, and what a way to go too King! |