JIM ROSS: Well King, this is the penultimate match of the evening and looks
like being yet another unpredictable one.  The Street Fight between Skull
Diamond and The Great Googalick for the vacant Cruiserweight title.
JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: This is Googalick’s second match of the
evening, but I don’t see it bothering him to much. That guys too crazy to
bother about a thing like that.
JIM ROSS: Yes King, and remember, falls count anywhere, there are no
rules, so whatever these guys do out there is legal.
JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Thats good JR - I wouldn’t really want to have
to be the one to tell them they were stepping out of line, would you?
JIM ROSS: Too true King, its gonna be a real slobber-knocker out there and
we’re safer here at the announce table! *laughs*

Grinrods most famous inmate is escorted to ringside by two burly guards and
released from his straight jacket as Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson blasts
from the speakers.  Googalick paces the ring screaming “Stop these voices in
my head” and sits rocking to and fro in the corner as the music changes to
AC/DC’s For Those About to Rock and Skull Diamond heads to the ring.

As he steps between the ropes, Skull grabs a hockey stick and before the bell
is rang, he nails Googalick with it, snapping it in half.  Googalick picks up the
broken half, and drives it into Skulls stomach several times, driving him back
to the corner of the ring.  Once there, he rakes his nails down the Skulls
eyes, temporarily blinding him and gaining time to roll out of the ring and
fetch more weapons.

By the time Skull’s vision clears, Googalick is upon him and pounding his
head with a steel trash can.  Skull is ripped wide open and as Googalick gets
Skull’s blood on his hands he howls like a demon and yells “Nama be
sad...the sanity stops HEEERRRE!” before pounding Skull some more with
the now battered and bent trash can.

Skull is punching blindly at the air as blood clouds his sight, and catches
Googalick with a low blow, doubling him over and manages to catch him with
a lucky knee shot to the chest.  As Googalick staggers back, Diamond clears
his vision again and pushes him over the top rope and onto the concrete
below.  Both men trade blows, moving along the aisles and out to the store
room at the back.

JR: Where are they going now King? I know its falls count anywhere, but this
is ridiculous!
JL: Are you volunteering to tell them that JR? No, I figured not!

As they go out and into the store room, Googalick grabs a broom and breaks
the handle over Skull’s head, as Skull finds a length of steel pipe and nails
Gooaglick across the shoulder with it.  Googalick’s left arm hands useless
and he fights on, one handed.  Skull pushes him hard into the steel doors at
the end of the store room and the doors burst open, letting the two men go
into the parking lot.
Googalick struggles to pick up Skull one handed, and drives him face first
onto the hood of a white stretch Limousine parked by the door.  The car alarm
starts up and several Security Officers come running out but see the fight and
go back in again.

Skull rips the fender from one of the parked cars and hits Googalick with it
across the injured shoulder, and as he raises the fender again, Valhella
Dracul appears inside one of the cars.

JL: I should have known she’d be involved JR, she’s still not forgiven Canada
Inc for putting her in hospital.  She wants revenge.
JR: A woman scorned and all that - Valhella may be no lady, but shes ALL
woman.
JL: I’m not even going to go there JR.  I just do NOT want to know!

Val grins evilly and drives the car straight at Googalick.  Googalick sees her
coming and jumps aside, but Skull has no chance to move and she ploughs
straight into him. Googalick lets out a maniacal laugh and rolls over onto
Skull, pinning him for a count of three.

JL: So, the WMRF has a new Cruiserweight Champion in Googalick. I’m sure
he’ll wear the title well.
JR: Yes King, should look good with that straight jacket of his.