JIM ROSS: Well King, this is the penultimate match of the evening and looks like being yet another unpredictable one. The Street Fight between Skull Diamond and The Great Googalick for the vacant Cruiserweight title. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: This is Googalick’s second match of the evening, but I don’t see it bothering him to much. That guys too crazy to bother about a thing like that. JIM ROSS: Yes King, and remember, falls count anywhere, there are no rules, so whatever these guys do out there is legal. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Thats good JR - I wouldn’t really want to have to be the one to tell them they were stepping out of line, would you? JIM ROSS: Too true King, its gonna be a real slobber-knocker out there and we’re safer here at the announce table! *laughs* Grinrods most famous inmate is escorted to ringside by two burly guards and released from his straight jacket as Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson blasts from the speakers. Googalick paces the ring screaming “Stop these voices in my head” and sits rocking to and fro in the corner as the music changes to AC/DC’s For Those About to Rock and Skull Diamond heads to the ring. As he steps between the ropes, Skull grabs a hockey stick and before the bell is rang, he nails Googalick with it, snapping it in half. Googalick picks up the broken half, and drives it into Skulls stomach several times, driving him back to the corner of the ring. Once there, he rakes his nails down the Skulls eyes, temporarily blinding him and gaining time to roll out of the ring and fetch more weapons. By the time Skull’s vision clears, Googalick is upon him and pounding his head with a steel trash can. Skull is ripped wide open and as Googalick gets Skull’s blood on his hands he howls like a demon and yells “Nama be sad...the sanity stops HEEERRRE!” before pounding Skull some more with the now battered and bent trash can. Skull is punching blindly at the air as blood clouds his sight, and catches Googalick with a low blow, doubling him over and manages to catch him with a lucky knee shot to the chest. As Googalick staggers back, Diamond clears his vision again and pushes him over the top rope and onto the concrete below. Both men trade blows, moving along the aisles and out to the store room at the back. JR: Where are they going now King? I know its falls count anywhere, but this is ridiculous! JL: Are you volunteering to tell them that JR? No, I figured not! As they go out and into the store room, Googalick grabs a broom and breaks the handle over Skull’s head, as Skull finds a length of steel pipe and nails Gooaglick across the shoulder with it. Googalick’s left arm hands useless and he fights on, one handed. Skull pushes him hard into the steel doors at the end of the store room and the doors burst open, letting the two men go into the parking lot. Googalick struggles to pick up Skull one handed, and drives him face first onto the hood of a white stretch Limousine parked by the door. The car alarm starts up and several Security Officers come running out but see the fight and go back in again. Skull rips the fender from one of the parked cars and hits Googalick with it across the injured shoulder, and as he raises the fender again, Valhella Dracul appears inside one of the cars. JL: I should have known she’d be involved JR, she’s still not forgiven Canada Inc for putting her in hospital. She wants revenge. JR: A woman scorned and all that - Valhella may be no lady, but shes ALL woman. JL: I’m not even going to go there JR. I just do NOT want to know! Val grins evilly and drives the car straight at Googalick. Googalick sees her coming and jumps aside, but Skull has no chance to move and she ploughs straight into him. Googalick lets out a maniacal laugh and rolls over onto Skull, pinning him for a count of three. JL: So, the WMRF has a new Cruiserweight Champion in Googalick. I’m sure he’ll wear the title well. JR: Yes King, should look good with that straight jacket of his. |