JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Well its time for the match JR, and I know Armbender would approve of this crazy match tonight. JIM ROSS:  Yeh thats right King, ole Jeremy wherever hes watching us from right now would want the show to go on and go on is just what its going to do. Xanadu will be missing him a lot, those two were pretty close. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Not as close as I’d like to get to her. Haha JIM ROSS: You crazy? Stop that, have you no respect?  Wait, who’s this?  Its Valhella Dracul! Most of the crowd boo and hiss as Valehella is wheeled in a wheelchair down to the announce table by WMRF official Kris Kavanagh, who smiles, rolls her around to sit beside King, and leaves. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Its good to see you Ms Dracul.  How are you feeling? VALHELLA: I’m still in a lot of pain from the operation but my legs are healing well and no matter what the doctors say, I WILL return to the ring.  But tonight, I’m here to see Demonica WHOOP THE FAT LARDY ASS OF THE NOT SO GREAT GOOGALICK! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR JIM ROSS: Hmmm..steady on there Valhella, remember you’re fresh out of a hospital bed... The steel cage is lowered to the ring and as the pyrotechnics go wild, the barb wire glistens in the darkness.  Referee Lenny London refuses to step inside the ring and agrees to monitor the action from the outside of the cage. He signals for the competitors to come in and Googalicks entrance theme hits the speakers as he and Partners of Pain make their way to the ring.  Partners of Pain are restraining Googalick who screams insults and gobbledegook to the crowd on the way down.  The threesome enter the cage and then Armbenders theme of Rage Against the Machine by Testify hits the speakers. JR: I hear Crazy Canadian is using that theme of Armbender’s full time now as a mark of respect. VALHELLA: He was a good friend and an even better enemy.  Armbender brought out the best in all of us Jim Ross. Crazy Canadian heads to the ring accompanied by Mistress Demonica and Smooth.  All three are wearing black armbands to pay homage to Armbender, and the crowd goes wild as Crazy pauses and raises his arms in a silent tribute.  The team enter the cage and the door is locked shut. Googalick heads straight for Mistress Demonica and throws her into the barb wire.  She pulls off it and lunges at him, grabbing him in a choke hold, while Partners of Pain attack Smooth and Crazy respectively.  The six competitors exchange blows for a good few minutes before Crazy throws Partners of Pain member Dale Death into the steel cage, busting open his nose and Lenny London signals that Dale is out of the match. KING: Its three on two now JR.  Thats not good odds for the team of Canada Inc. VALHELLA: Its looking good for Demonica and Crazy though. *evil laugh* Googalick releases himself from Demonica’s choke hold and spins around to set on a chicken wing on her.  She howls and tosses him off, he hits the barb wire but is unhurt.  He comes back on her, kicking her knee from under her and sending her face first on the mat. Crazy nails Brian Battle from behind and Smooth does a perfect Smooth Legdrop off the corner of the ring, and Demonica manages to get in a low blow on Googalick, limping over to help Crazy and Smooth hammer Battle. Battle grabs Smooths arm and twists it until it snaps and Lenny London announces that Smooth is out of the contest. JR: That’s evened things up a little more King. VALHELLA: *yelling* GO GO DEMONICA... Googalick starts giving Demonica hard kicks to the stomach and as she falls to the mat, he kicks her in the face and back.  Her face is bloodied but nothing broken.  Crazy Canadian has the sharpshooter on Brian Battle and Battle taps out but there is no submissions in this fight.   Meantime, Demonica is feeling the pain from the attacks from the psycho Googalick. Crazy is thrown into the barb wire before hitting the steel cage and as Battle comes to finish the job off, Crazy manages to fling him over the top rope. Battle gets his leg caught in the ropes and his shin bone snaps like a twig. Lenny London announces that another competitor is out and its two on one as Mistress Demonica and a bloodied Crazy Canadian pound on Googalick. They have him wrapped in the barb wire covered ropes and his hands and arms are shredded but he still keeps kicking at them and finally catches Crazy with a low kick, sending him to the mat.  He then unleashes himself and grabs Demonica and executes a perfect pedigree on the top of Crazy. Crazy screams in pain as his ribs are broken and Demonica looks concerned for his welfare as Lenny London counts him out of the match. Googalick is on Demonica again like a rabid animal.  He bites her ear and it bleeds then he twists the fingers on her right hand one by one until she screams.  She hits him with a hard left hook and spins him round locking him in a headlock and transfers to a sleeper hold, choking him down to the mat. JR: There’s no countouts or knockouts in this match. VALHELLA: If my girl’s gonna win she has to break bones.  GET HIM DEE!! Googalick is out of it and Demonica foolishly releases her grip and looks to Valhella.  Taking his chance, Googalick is up and on his feet and behind her, nailing her with a spinning heel kick to the head, dragging her over and rubbing her face in the barb wire of the bottom ring rope.  She’s cut wide open and blood everywhere, but manages to hit him with an elbow and gain extra valuable seconds to gain her bearings.  She throws Googalick into the steel cage and his face smacks the steel, busting open his nose and cheek but nothing broken.  Again he grabs her and pushes her face into the barb wire then some of the wire comes loose so he wraps it around her neck, pulling it tight, as he chokes her to the mat.  She struggles to get it off her, cutting her hands and arms badly, and is finally free again as he grabs her from behind, punishing her with a bulldog then a piledriver.  Almost unconscious, Googalick drags her to the corner of the ring and wraps her arm around the corner post again and again until he’s satisfied its snapped. JR: Ugh this is terrible King.  Valhella, what do you think of this? VALHELLA: I think she’s not doing her job properly.  I asked her to give him payback for smashing up my legs.  I’LL KILL THE BITCH AFTER HE’S THROUGH WITH HER!!!! GRRRRRRR... JR: Oh my oh my... Lenny London declares Googalick the winner of the match and unlocks the steel cage, but Googalick is crazed.  He attacks Demonica again and again, hitting her broken arm on the ringpost, then starting on the other one.  She is totally out of it as he wraps the barb wire around her waist and pulls on her legs, ripping her ring attire and drawing blood from her midsection. JR: Do something King, hes flipped. KING: You volunteering to go in there with him King and save her? I didn’t think so. Demonica is covered in blood from head to toe and her arms are useless as Googalick drags her to the center of the ring where he drops a series of big elbows off the top rope onto her shoulder and chest.  All the time he’s screaming “EMIT OT EID....REDRUM...” Valhella struggles to stand from the wheelchair and takes off her headset, yelling to Googalick. “Googalick...oh Googalick...you thought you’d never see me in a wrestling arena ever again huh?  Well you were wrong...” Googalick stops beating up on Demonica and rattles the sides of the cage like a crazed animal. “Remember we got ourselves a rematch as soon as I can get back into the ring...don’t forget to save some of your aggression for me sugar...” He howls like a rabid wolverine and leaps out of the steel cage, over the top rope and onto the announce desk.  He knocks Valhella to the ground and nails her with a series of fists to the face before being grabbed and restrained by the men in white coats and led off screaming, while the paramedics tend to the other five competitors. Smooth and Crazy manage to raise their arms and play to the crowd as they are helped out of the ring by the medics, and Dale Death leaves quietly behind them, holding a gauze to his busted nose.  His partner Brian Battle is helped onto a stretcher and carried off, while Demonica is tended to in the ring before being carried off too.  Valhella is helped back into the wheelchair by Jerry Lawler. JR: A hellacious match up there folks, on this tribute match to Armbender, but Googalick is the undisputed winner of the match.  He will now go forward into the heats as a competitor for the Jeremy Shannon Tribute Trophy for the next pay per view. KING: Battle of Britain, March 24th.  See ya there folks. VALHELLA: Those wusses of the WMRF better kick some serious ass King... JR: So long everybody.