JIM ROSS: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to January Jailhouse. Here we are again King, at one of the most exciting pay-per-view events in the history of the WMRF. We have a packed out arena, two grudge matches and two title belt matches and this could well change the history of professional wrestling forever. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: True JR - the grudge matches sound horrific - theres no love lost between Mistress Demonica and Smooth, and their opponents Crazy Canadian and Armbender, and this is the first time Crazy and Armbender have been on the same team. Should be interesting to say the least. And there’s definitely animosity between Commissioner Williams and Gina Lopez! JIM ROSS: Well what can we expect King? Lopez was having an affair with Xanadu’s husband. They’ll hardly be best friends. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: You’re right JR, that was a mean trick to play. This should be tough though - its a Jailhouse event, meaning every match will have police officers present, surrounding the ring, and enforcing law and order. Maybe we can see Commissioner Williams getting a SPANKING! HEHE! Twenty large police officers surround the ring, armed with nightsticks and cuffs. The crowd suddenly starts to go wild as the sound of wolves howling hits the arena. Lonewolf heads down the slope to the ring and grabs the mic from the ring announcer. “Freeman, you big kid - you may be the current Hardcore Champion, but make the most of it before the big bad Lonewolf comes and blows your house down. That belt will belong to ME before the night is done.” Pauly “The Kid” Freeman heads to the ring, carrying his belt, and his fans cheer and wave banners saying “Go Kid Go” JR: Pauly is very much a fan favourite here compared to the newcomer Lonewolf. We may see an upset tonight. KING: Don’t be stupid. That no good Belgian couldn’t beat his way out of a damp paper bag. Pauly and Lonewolf stand toe to toe, and referee Lenny London has to seperate them from an early start. The bell finally goes and the match is underway, Freeman is pounding Lonewolf with hard rights and hard lefts and Lonewolf is dazed, staggering back to the ringpost. The Kid pushes him over the top rope and into the police officers, who beat him with the nightsticks and return him to the ring. Bruised and sore, Lonewolf still finds inner strength and gives Freeman a low blow, doubling him over, and as he bends, he gives a hard right fist to the face. Freemans nose is bloodied and he pauses to dab it with his hand. Lonewolf takes advantage of this and nails him from behind with a big elbow, knocking him flat, before climbing onto the top turnbuckle and delivering another big elbow off the top rope. The Kid tries his best to roll aside but Lonewolf catches him square in the stomach, winding him and before he has chance to gather his senses, Lenny London has counted a three-count and handed Lonewolf the belt. Lonewolf nails The Kid three times with the belt before rolling out of the ring and rummaging around underneat the ring apron. He emerges with a diaper and soother, and as he fastens the diaper around Pauly Freeman and puts the soother into his mouth Lonewolf grabs the mic from the announcer again. “See Kid, I told you I’d beat your ass and that’s exactly what I did. Now everyone can see what a baby you really are...OOOWWWWWWwwww!” KING: Did you see what he did? That cute lil diaper really suits Pauly don’t ya think JR? hahaha JR: Total humiliation. How far will that man go? That was an appalling act and I don’t think we’ve heard the last of the Freeman/Lonewolf feud King. |
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