JIM ROSS: We’ll have an update on the condition of Valhella as soon as they inform us, ladies and gentlemen.  She took a lot of punishment there and may not be in action for some time. JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: This next match is going to appear very subdued compared to the chaos of the last one JR.  But I think Gina Lopez will have a real fight on her hands. JIM ROSS:  I agree, King.  Gina stole Commissioner Williams’ husband Devon so there’s a lot of hatred around.  The spurned wife versus the mistress, as it were.  Xanadu is coming out of retirement for this match. KING: Devon is so lucky though.  Two women? I wonder which one of those two is best in bed though JR? Wouldn’t you like to experiment? JR: No I would NOT.  Now shall we just call the match? The Legend of Xanadu by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich hits the speakers and Commissioner Xanadu Williams heads to the ring in her ring attire.  She waves to the crowd and they cheer, then she enters the ring and takes the mic gently from the ring announcer. “Lopez - you may have painted up your ugly face and won the heart of my husband.....my EX husband....but no amount of war paint can make you win the match tonight.  Remember the rules of the game Gina - never EVER cross the boss!” Gina Lopez appears on the video wall, smiling, and being caressed by Devon Williams.  She has her enormous obese body crammed into sexy underwear and posing for the camera. “Williams, your man knows a good woman when he sees one, and he found out what a no good whore you really were, before moving on to Gina’s sweetest loving.  Believe me Commissioner, I may not have your cute little tight assed figure, but Devon knows I’m ALL woman...” KING: HAHA look at that.....CAT FIGHT....CAT FIGHT...CAT FIGHT....HEHE! The Commissioner is beside herself with anger and before she has chance to do anything, Gina Lopez appears from under the ring and attacks her from behind.  Xanadu falls face first then gets to her feet, turns and hits Lopez with a series of European uppercuts, sitting the big woman down on the mat then locking on a sleeper hold.  Too small to be effective, Xanadu is easily thrown off and Gina Lopez picks her up effortlessly and throws her out of the ring into the waiting arms of the police officers.  The hesitate, unsure what to do about beating the WMRF Commissioner, then decide to go ahead anyway, so begin bashing her with the nightsticks.  After a few minutes she is tossed back into the ring and Lopez catches her in her arms before she lands, executing a bear hug, a back breaker and then locking on a sleeper hold.  Xanadu is almost out of it and as referee Lenny London raises her arm for the third time it looks like it is going to drop, but she fights back and the crowd cheer loudly. Xan rolls Gina over and struggles to get a pin but Gina is too large.  She tries again but no success, so she tries a few elbow drops and drags her over to the corner for a frog splash and a moonsault off the top turnbuckle.  Gina is weakened and soaking up the punishment and Xanadu foolishly attempts to lift Lopez over the top rope.  The old back injury that ended Xan’s pro wrestling career and, holding her back, she walks slowly over to the other side of the ring, leaning on the ropes. KING: She’s hurt JR, the Commish is out of the match! Lenny London goes to her and asks if she wants to end the match but she says no, lets take it to the end.  Gina is up and on her again, pushing her into the corner and doing The Big Splash, knocking the air out of the Commissioner. Xanadu grabs a handful of Gina’s hair and Lopez squeals like a stuck pig. The Commissioner Irish whips Lopez across the ring and smiles appealingly at one of the police officers who hands her his nightstick.  She smashes Lopez over the head with it and pins her again, London counts up to 2 and its almost a three count. JIM ROSS: What the hell is that? KING: I don’t know JR.  This is odd. The lights suddenly go out and as the crowd falls silent, a pair of green cats eyes light up the video wall.  A womans voice says “The hunt is on” and Jaguars face fills the screen.  Xanadu and Gina both stop the match and turn to listen. “Commissioner Williams, I asked you time and time again for a break into the WMRF and did you listen? NO you didn’t!  Its time I started being taken seriously in this fed and was given a title shot.  Williams I don’t mind if its the Hardcore title, or the Womens Championship, but I want recognition here and one way or another I’m gonna get it...so, title shot, do I get it?” Xanadu smiles, “Yeh girl, you got it, a shot at Valhellas womens championship on 30th providing shes fit to fight” Gina takes her chance and rolls Xanadu up into a small package, London counts 1,2,3 and announces Lopez the winner of the match as Jaguar vanishes from the video wall. JR: That wasn’t exactly a fair match, what do you say King? KING: Well London counted it fair and square, and Xanadu couldn’t win the heart of her husband so how could she win the match? JR: Thats cruel King and you well know it!  Anyway thats all for now folks, this has been Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler for January Jailhouse.  So long everybody. see you on the 30th January at Chaos in Canada.