JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER: Well JR, that Hardcore title match was one
heck of a match, and the next one looks like being a toughie too.
JIM ROSS: Thats right King, The Tag Match is coming up shortly and its the
first time we’ve seen Smooth and Demonica in action together.
KING: Armbender and Crazy Canadian seem to have developed a mutual
respect for each other too.  They’ve been bitter enemies.
JIM ROSS: Not as bitter as some of those police officers.  They can hardly
wait for someone to go out of the ring so they can give them a beating!


Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne hits the speakers and Crazy Canadian heads
to the ring, closely followed by Armbender.  Neither man speaks to the other
on the way to the ring, and both only glance slightly at the fans as they pass. 

KING: Looks like they’re mad at each other for some reason.  This should be
a fun match JR.


Rollin’ by Limp Bizkit kicks in and Smooth enters, followed by Mistress
Demonica who has her long red and black streaked hair tied back and tight black ring attire on.  They pause and as Demonica waves to the fans, they boo and hiss, yelling insults.   With all four combatants in the ring and the police officers outside, Referee Kriss Kavanagh signals to the timekeeper to ring the bell and the match
starts.  Crazy Canadian starts, and after a short discussion. Smooth agrees to
let Mistress Demonica be first in for their team.  She hits Crazy with a stream
of hard left hooks and skittles him with a roundhouse kick to the chin.  She
then drops a big elbow into his stomach and tags Smooth into the ring.

Smooth is slow coming in and Crazy manages to crawl the his corner and tag
in Armbender who starts the onslaught with a series of martial arts kicks to
the Dutch newcomer.  Smooth is thrown into the corner of the ring and Crazy
holds him while Armbender delivers slaps and karate chops. 

Demonica sneaks round the side of the ring and hits Crazy with a chair,
freeing her partner from his clutches.  Crazy falls into the ring but Demonica
is dragged off the ring apron by the police officers and struggles to her feet
before being beaten senseless and thrown into the ring.

JR: Should they be doing that King?  Shes not the legal man in there - forgive
me - woman.  She’s wrecked before she even starts.
KING: Man, woman, what does it matter?Look at her! She was pretty legal
when she was nailing Crazy with that steel chair. Maybe this will teach her
not to interfere.
JR: Don’t count on anything like that with Demonica!


Demonica comes to, and sees Smooth, assumes it was him who beat her and
punches him in the face.  Crazy Canadian takes advantage of this, and by now
Kavanagh has lost control of the match and all four competitors are in the ring
going at it in a free for all.  Demonica climbs up onto the top turnbuckle ready
to  deliver a big elbow but Armbender is thrown into the ropes by Smooth and
she slips from the turnbuckle to the outside of the ring. 

Again the officers give her a beating and dump her back into the ring.  Bruised and bloodied, she battles on, punching wildly and blindly at anyone within range.  She
smacks Armbender square on the jaw, dizzying him, and as he staggers back, bumping into Crazy and knocking him flat on his back.  Smooth sees his chance and pins Crazy for a three count and Kriss Kavanagh announces the team of Mistress Demonica and Smooth as winners. 

Armbender kneels beside his fallen partner and Crazy only sees that it was
Armbender who lost them the match.  Armbender helps him to his feet,
looking concerned, and as he turns to look at the crowd who are now booing
and yelling at Demonica and Smooth, Craxy nails him from behind with a
kendo stick and yells that he should have known better than team up with a
moron like him in the first place.

Demonica is feeling the pain of her beatings with the nightsticks and leans on
the corner ringpost, Smooth goes and puts her arm around his shoulders, leading her to the center of the ring and giving her a high five, raising both their hands in
victory. 

Smooth grabs the mic from the ring announcer and yells to the crowd "These two losers have just been SMOOTHENISED" and Demonica takes the mic from Smooth, yelling  “Demonica and Smooth are THE true champions - you better recognise that
YA LOADA DINGLES!!”

KING: So, Crazy Canadian and Armbender weren’t a good choice of tag
partners after all JR. Told you it’d all end in tears! haha
JR: Will you stop? I don’t think Demonica and Smooth have heard the last of
those two though King.  Not by a long way.